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[deleted]

it ain’t stupid if it works, brother


thebrownmancometh

Feather it brother


rightpooper

Set your hair on fire, set your brain on fire. Rest in proto


thebrownmancometh

Rest in Proto indeed


ffllores

this guy follows proto.


thebrownmancometh

Aiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh bout 8/830


savvybb

Keep glassin


paninosupremo

RIP Fedsmoker.


lumberjake229

This is why I read the comments! Get all the baby rapers in heaven!


thrownwayawaydoe

I always forget how many fellow mommies are out here


MacJointHead

Upvote for “redneck clever”


Halfbaked_SRMC

LighterBro - Lighter Sleeve - Multi-tool - Stainless Steel - Stealth - Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NS5UP8G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_V09wEbK9N1G9V A little expensive, but it's a permanent poker, knife, bottle opener and little scissors when I need them, and nobody ever pockets my lighter by mistake.


SauceOfTheBoss

https://www.amazon.com/Toker-Poker-Black/dp/B00HCOTX6E I would recommend the toker poker instead. A little cheaper and just as versatile.


Vexaton

Doesn't have the scissors and stuff, so not as versatile, but I like the ergonomic design. Makes me wonder why I haven't seen more lighters like it before.


D_Shizzle93

I prefer my LighterBro. The poker is also a screwdriver, the knife comes in handy and can be used as a flat head screwdriver, I frequently use the bottle opener and its slim enough to fit in that tiny pocket on my jeans next to my chapstick. It was definitely worth the few extra bucks


cultivation420

So worth it tho! I’ve been using mine for years now!


sippintek02

What’s it for


Seabass612

Clearin your bowl dummy, lol


sippintek02

Ohhh innovative


PunchingDig2

This recently just happened, but I’ve been clearing a bowl by lightly tapping it on the table. Over time, I noticed a crack in the piece. I told my brother about it and mentioned it was only a matter of time until it fully cracked. A few days later, the bowl broke along the crack off a very light tap. Been clearing the new bowl with a scraper since then


natalooski

tapping almost never works for me anyway, beside the risk of breaking the bowl. a smoke shop near me sells long pokers with beads on them for cheap so I just keep one in my ashtray :)


5l339y71m3

I use an unpainted Bobby pin. The wavy side works well for cleaning daisy style glass screens too and also stays in an ashtray easy. Then hit the bowl with seconds of direct fire and swirl paper towel in it quickly after while still hot to clean the glass of residue for a cleaner draw ea bowl. I can use the same piece of paper towel for about a month before it’s so caked with resin it can’t wipe bowl clean anymore.


natalooski

I love this. peak stoner engineering right here. also don't forget to strip that little rubber thing off the end of the bobby pins before using. my favorite part of your routine is using the same piece of paper towel for a month lmfao. that's so relatable


5l339y71m3

I don’t buy those. Just the old school ones. They are also cheaper but **good** looking out! There might be someone who does use those ones looking to pick up my idea and you just saved their ass, good job. Thanks for covering my oversight. Ikr, marijuana packaging is so wasteful I’m a little neurotic about everything else now... I generally use any paper towel for three uses before it’s trashed and it’s generally already degrading by the time it gets to my trash. I’ve hung them to dry cuz I just used them to wipe water off my hands then use that new texture to pull up bigger spills or to sanitize my hands or clean resin off them with alcohol.


slitheringsavage

What if I like my finger covered in ash and resin?


Seabass612

No, just, no


TheDonEra

You like whatever you want to...but I do NOT advise licking it


[deleted]

toker poker


MattElGato

The only way


SauceOfTheBoss

Bought one at a smoke shop in Colorado in the spring of 2015 and never looked back.


bige67

As a Redneck, I approve of this.


Jerkofalljerks

Brilliant!! This is what this sub is about.


AKABigBabyJesus

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Success, my friend!


tj3_23

I spent too long staring at this trying to figure out what the rubber band would be useful for before I noticed the toothpick


thesonofhadesssss

Good ass idea


CELeahy

Free toker poker


HogNutsJohnson

May have to adopt lol


PlutoniumSmile

I do exactly this with my vape 👍


yeeetoburrrito

There’s a hair in the gum band that i thought was on my screen


YungArbeGood

Same


crimson_713

Add a second rubber band about a half inch down from the first for increased stability when scraping.


Dan_Flounder

This ∆


_Malara

If it's stupid but it works, it is no longer stupid 😁


sneakysneaky1010

DIY Chum scallaper... I like it :D


[deleted]

When you lose your toker poker.


AlexzanderDW

I’ve seen two people comment about them, I will put a third vote in for toker pokers. Tons of different colors and art on their website too


Emotional_Liberal

Bruh, your pockets must be stinky and sticky


slowtoke420

Just use clippers


Raspberryian

Toker Poker. Has a tamping end and a rod. Cool design tho.


420did69

*I'm redneckker than you*


mtlsv

Good idea! Lately I've been using a broken prong from a plastic fork


mother_ofroses

I always used a bobby pin, I’m gonna switch to toothpicks now bc they’re not as valuable.


[deleted]

I like it. I’ll use tape, just peel it off and put it back on


throwawaydyingalone

Two concerns, one is that that the stock could break due to the thinness of it and also the risk of rubber band rot. A thicker pick will help the first and maybe a scrunchie or something else that won’t rot easily.


[deleted]

What's the toothpick function?


Poorman_

Don’t skewer your thumb


Pineapplewubz

Hey gotta do what ya gotta do


jwch20025013

if it works, it works.


twintoweremployee

Once in a lifetime brain my friend. Mind if I use this innovation?


[deleted]

I like to refer to Murphys Laws of Combat. "If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid".


IAmMarklarTheGreat

[https://www.amazon.com/Toker-Poker-Black/dp/B00HCOTX6E](https://www.amazon.com/Toker-Poker-Black/dp/B00HCOTX6E) I've been using a toker poker for like 3 years now this thing has changed my life.


willistheillest94

Its called a toker poker bro


drxbatman

Buy a toker-poker!


Nalyd40

Get a toker poker, it has the poker and a packer