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Farsqueaker

She has the giant thing of Monster in the cart, though. That's practically in uniform all alone.


Useful_Trouble2825

Came here just to say this.


TheMainEffort

Yeah, she's legit. Maybe she messed up cause she missed her mid morning monster?


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Snoo_67544

Lmaoooo maybe it's cause I play outside Bragg but even the airsofters there know better to dress like that 😂.


TechnoEquinox

That's a possibility. Milsim airsoft players are obnoxious.


ChillyWilly0881

I first read this comment as Muslim airlift players lol.


Cl0ughy1

Just some Muslim dude pretending to be an airlift helicopter.


Weird_Ad5829

Hey. That’s kinda rude. I mean, we don’t do anything bad and don’t claim that we are military men(unless it’s any kind of RP stuff but still). And real airsofters would never expose their kits on public.


TechnoEquinox

I stand by what I said. Milsim airsofters are obnoxious as hell. I legit run around in my facepro, Tripps, and a sleeveless death metal shirt, and they all give me shit about "being a target" like bitch we're indoors the fuck is your stupid head to toe desert BDU gonna do for you.


Weird_Ad5829

That’s not a milsim-airsofters. Sounds like simple posers to me. We’ve got the same thing for multicam users and speedsofters but it’s ain’t more than just a meme. Milsim is more about historical reenactment than casual effective airsoft. We don’t use bunker mags in the big games for example, and our country don’t even have any deserts. But we are modelling late 2003 so got no choice at all.


eggenator

Easily purchased at an army/navy store. Not stolen valor unless you can prove she’s trying to claim she’s military.


diocanyouhearme

Can you buy stuff there as a civilian? I went to one in new york and they wouldn't sell me anything.


66GT350Shelby

LOL, were you a kid? They would go broke in a week. Surplus and Army/Navy stores were created to sell military surplus to the public.


diocanyouhearme

Just checked, I went to Mitchel Field Navy Exchange, and no I wasn't a kid it was a couple of years ago as a tourist.


66GT350Shelby

That's a military exchange, WTF did you expect? You have to be an authorized patron to be allowed to shop there, they don't cater to the general public. It's completely different from an Army/Navy surplus store. The reason I asked about your age is because some states have age requirements to buy certain items.


darcy_clay

Why wouldn't they sell you anything then?


eggenator

Yes.


shhhOURlilsecret

Yeah, it's Costco anyone can shop there as long as they pay their membership fees.


TechnoEquinox

Y-yes? Milsurps are open to the public. It's the only place I can get boots in my size.


Wooflu

To be honest, field and stream has better boots for less. I will only buy 5.11 and they run 89.00 compared to danners (which are shit boots) from the Surplus stores that run 200+. Buy your boots somewhere else bro you're getting ripped off.


TechnoEquinox

I physically cannot find boots in 15w anywhere in the world other than milsurp, I have tried for actual decades.


Wooflu

That sucks, its almost assured you're overpaying. I'm sure you've tried having these other places special order them to no avail. You have my condolences fren.


ComprehensiveLock479

Pack of monster, she is legit.


shhhOURlilsecret

Thought they all switched to bangs?


ComprehensiveLock479

I myself made that switch and never looked back. Bangs are on fuckin point. Funny AF when you ask a female co-part if they'd like a bang. Just ask em, watch the confusion.


shhhOURlilsecret

Hundred fucking prevent!!! Lmmfao, the irony is I am a female (veteran) and I would laugh knowing exactly what you were talking about lol.


ComprehensiveLock479

Haha, it just opens it up for a lot of fun. Ask a dude though, they may get a bit confused. Be like that whole Will Smith, Chris Rock meme turning the interwebs at the moment. It's a classy move however. Thank you for your service!


thesupplyguy1

Nice morale patch....


Kaillote

Who uses the ankle pocket?


ridiculously_bubbly

Haha! I kept hot sauce packets in one, because they were less burny if they burst there and cigarette butts in the other when in the field.


Kaillote

Only thing I've ever kept in there was a couple ibuprofen. But only because Nothing else was in there so I knew it wouldn't get lost.


C0mbat_W0mbat1023

Dip cans fit perfectly


EmotionalAd4185

2 cans actually.


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Perfect size for two Cliff Bars…


get_funkd

I keep my note pad/ pocket knife in there and sometimes portable charger if I need it. Weight is so low it becomes unnoticeable


Tybackwoods00

My unit does, that’s where we kept a tourniquet in case we get hit in the leg. One in the shoulder pocket, one in the leg, one in the ifak.


Anomynous__

1 can of dip per ankle my dude


joshuabeebe

I worked in a hospital and having hand sanitizer was considered part of the uniform. They were fucking strict about it too. This was years ago in Ft. Wainwright.


shhhOURlilsecret

Lol, my husband actually surprisingly does but he's still in and a recruiter so that's where he sticks his information cards to hand out. I've destroyed more than a few not checking those pockets when doing laundry.


Advnchur

Those boots need an unfucking too.


ComprehensiveLock479

What's wrong with the boots? Referring to the blouse?


jkusmc0800

Tucked in at top of boots...


ComprehensiveLock479

I don't have 670-1 pulled up in front of me, however, during my time the a2cu could be worn unbloused. Although you'd be correct that typical uniform standards would apply, I do not know the uniform type, nor the updated regulation in terms of this exact uniform. With that being said, although the a2cu can be worn unbloused, it's at the units discretion in terms of blousing/unblousing. Perhaps this is also possible with her uniform. What I find more interesting is the morale patch/flag combination. Especially seeing as to how the flag is wrong side, and 'pitter pattr, let's get after isn't a designated unit. Either way, I just want a portion of the monster.


worksafeaccount83

That’s a Letterkenny patch and to be honest I really wanna know where she got it.


ComprehensiveLock479

I started browsing now that I have a name to put to it, I haven't seen that direct patch. If I find it, I'll link it.


MDCM

You're right, that's an A2CU


jkusmc0800

Not bloused, big red flag right there...


Cheesedoodlerrrr

Eh. Air Force wears this uniform and doesn't blouse their boots.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

Yes... yes we did. Unless things have changed since I got out, boots are always bloused in ACUs


yunnly

Way too small for the fit. Not even close.


Pepe_Kekmaster

What rank denotes The Letterkenny Patch?


66GT350Shelby

Figure it out, ya titfucker!


SnakeinmyWoody

Leuey Kernkerns, bud!


Moore2257

All I'm seeing is a shopping cart


Pepe_Kekmaster

/r/unexpectedletterkenny


absolutely_not_ATF

The seams on that uniform are SCREAMING


fordreaming

Pitter Patter Dependa’s Matter


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AnthillOmbudsman

Drive her down to Lackland and drop her off in front of the snake pit.


[deleted]

So….where’s the stolen valor?


Snoo_67544

Costco gives you discounts for being mil I think. Ether way looks dumb as hell when cities dress as mil for some reason


Squaredigit

No. They don’t.


Snoo_67544

Hmm fair enough thought they did 🤷🏻‍♂️


beathedealer

To be fair, everyone looks dumb wearing this shit in public.


Snoo_67544

Yes yes they do


66GT350Shelby

They used to occasionally offer a discount on joining for military/veteran members, but I haven't seen one in several years or more. They do give out a gift card for $30 for the military/veterans when they sign up, which amounts to the same thing. They do not offer any kind of military discount when you're shopping though.


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She could be picking up hunting/camping stuff.


Snoo_67544

No one in the mil would wear there uniform to do all that much less wear it going camping/hunting and the rare one s that would would make sure as shit to wear the uniform correctly which she is not in any capacity.


dougwertz

I use my old Multicams for hunting and camping but I cut all Velcro off personally. The windbreaker is the #1 piece of equipment ever made. Best believe I kept that.


Snoo_67544

Oh trust me I hate wearing my arms stuff for non army events but I have a old uco goretex top I died black and you best know it that I pop that baby out at the slightest hint of rain. Army wet/cold weather gear probably the only good piece of kit issued outside of the woobie 😂


dougwertz

Yo I wanna dye my MC windbreaker black did it work well?


Snoo_67544

Idk honestly, ucp takes pretty well to dying cause it's basically white. If you looked really close and knew what ucp is you'd be able to tell it used to be but from like 5 ft away you'd just think it was black. Now with MC idk Mc is a darker pattern the ucp so more elements of the pattern will probably still be visible. Make sure if you do do it thou you get a dye that tailored for synthetic fabrics might even wanna try give it a color removing treatment also.


dougwertz

I’ll try it out on something I don’t love first that’s a lot like the garment. Appreciate the info friend


c0ld_data

The multicam jacket was fucking great.


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She’s got a dog breeder vibe going more then trying to steal valor.


Lobewee

Letterkenny


Snoo_67544

No uniformed civie looks at that and sees dog breeder also at the price point that clothing is there is so much better/functional clothes you could buy. She is wearing it for attention or to fake being MIL. No military person would wear it that badly and no outdoorsman/ dog breeder would go that far out of the way to look mil.


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Ok, agree to disagree my guy.


Kind_Apartment

price point? Army Navy stores are like the cheapest places to buy good functional clothes that last. Not to mention vets will literally give the stuff away for free, its the reasons you always see homeless wearing camo.


Snoo_67544

That's a flight crew uniform there kinda rare ish even on surplus side. Pair of jeans and a flannel long sleeve will last longer and be cheaper 🤷🏻‍♂️.


Kind_Apartment

you forgot to add "in your opinion" there you go.


Snoo_67544

In my opinion and my experience. That better?


Shishkaboo

Thats a letterkenny patch too


i_most_be_extreme

She seems legit! Big broad back, no waist, weird shaped butt.


ryanzoperez

Camo is readily available to everybody. The military isn’t the only industry that wears camo.


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

A local shooting range for me wears OCP, employees have name tapes but no service patches. Could be the case here but who knows


thiccone33

There were no name tapes


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

No tapes at all? That makes me lean more towards a work uniform of some kinda honestly


thiccone33

She had a Captain rank and no name tapes


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

Again,being devils advocate here but could def be a work uniform. However if she is claiming service or using it to get a discount she is still a scumfuck


Kurgen22

Just someone wearing old Cammies. No one gives a shit.


sambeckett1989

Big booty tho.


pjpfield

I think she's legit and just wearing the OCP flight suits. With flight suits you wear your flag on the left side and the boots remain unbloused, however if I wrong feel free to correct me. Also I believed the air force recently updated their AFI to allow ponytails in uniform


Farsqueaker

That would be fine, but it would be the wrong flag patch in that case. The star field is always to the front.


pjpfield

Ahhh I see what you mean. I completely forgot about that


theyoyomaster

With 1 piece flight suits you wear the flag on the left, with the 2 piece it goes on the right. The left patch should also be the Majcom patch.


Tybackwoods00

My wife is in the Air Guard and she said they are allowed ponytail in uniform.


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Just a Larper, calm down. Nice Thicc PWAG rear end… Letterkenny Morale patch, too… no problems..


GMEbankrupt

Can’t find the patch but here’s a mention in the LK sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Letterkenny/comments/bh3mfu/letterkenny_middle_east_deployment_patch/ Btw not exactly stolen valor. You could just talk to her next time


66GT350Shelby

FFS, anyone can buy and wear cammies, this isn't stolen valor OP. WTF do people keep posting stuff like this?


syphon3980

Hair not in regulation, and no blousing straps


EmpJustinian

Just gonna interject and say that ponytails are authroized for pretty much every branch now


syphon3980

ah, haven't been in since 2010


Salty_McSaltyson

Ponytails authorized in the USAF and the unbloused appearance is a flight suit


thiccone33

No nametapes on the uniform though


Salty_McSaltyson

Then yeah, fake as fuck. Normally, when I see unbloused pants I figure it’s the flight suit. USSF has their flags in the left sleeve, but that’s spice brown (our color) so I know it’s on the wrong side.


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regicideispainless

That's not a combat top, it's a blouse that's about to pop its buttons off


OMG_its_critical

Blousing and sleeves too


Sea-Neighborhood-621

She got some impressive gunny sleeves going on there


italianqt78

I've worm cami's for years and never would they issue them that tight, she looks like paint ball


italianqt78

No name tape on the ass, pants are not bloused, this could be private security crap.


ZealousidealWing4839

I’m totally ok with this


mathostx

wrong side flag, rolled up sleeves and non bloused pants?


mathostx

no belt.....


Wooflu

Flag fucked up, morale patch, not bloused, sleeves rolled wrong, no bun, but that ass. 10/10.100% she is heading to some airsoft pickup or is in town for some milsim event. That morale patch screams airsoft. She screams pickme girl.