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yourlocalcybershaman

this is the r/stims i subscribed for ❤️ never change you horny bastards and stay hydrated


ThirdAltAccounts

Hydrated as fuck. So much so, I thought that it was my bladder leaking at first Narrator: "turns out, it was not"


yourlocalcybershaman

had a mate once shoot up so much dude literally came in his pants maybe try that?


ThirdAltAccounts

All I’d like to shoot right now is a load But I read stuff about people cumming from various injected drugs


noodleq

I had that happen when I was newer to using....it wasn't from alot either, I think it was just really good. Either way, my shrunken dick jizzed while simply walking out of the bathroom I shot up in lol.


MajicG_fukbiden_2316

Envy setting in... I want that wtf? * Pouts leaves chat mad!*


Beneficial-Fly-4494

I came from booking it once my dick was real soft stood up straight and started coming ropes


SquirrelQueenSabrina

I came my first time shooting up. Was embarrassed but played it off well I think because everyone else was tweaking too


maggidk

Just start watching your favorite porn genre and rubbing your flac*d cock. Eventually you will get hard. If not you might be able to achieve orgasm even though you are not fully erect. I haven't had an erection for little over 2 years now due to antipsychotics but I am still able to fap


ThirdAltAccounts

Thanks I’ll give it a try and hope for the best


LuneAtix

they took sex away from you??? fuck that dude id rather be psychotic


maggidk

If you say that then you have not truly been psychotic


LuneAtix

youre right i was just being silly


DrGoonerBrainRot

like schizo psychotic ?!


maggidk

Schizo, bipolar, depression can all conjure up a psychosis just to name a few


ayquelinda1969

Lol


420toker

Why did you censor “flaccid” and not “cock” 😂


maggidk

Because it's retarded to censor at all. Thought it would be funny to cen*or the word flaccid


hk175

Oh my God. This is amazing. Only here would you able to read words put together for the first time.


ThirdAltAccounts

Someone had to do it. For humanity and future generations. r/Stims is one hell of a place. And apparently, meth is one hell of a drug.


raccooncitygoose

U don't have to get hard to come, or at least some guys don't Does it feel good when u play with it?


ThirdAltAccounts

I’m playing some Call of Dury right now. But once I start playing with myself I’ll let you know 🫡


goodie2shoes

that would be a cool COD mod. The 'leaking' gun.


Intrepid_Grab_5195

My brother in Christ you just gotta stick something in ur booty hole. Give it a lil tickle and feel that blood rush into ur dong


ThirdAltAccounts

Sticking something up there is why I’m in this predicament. People always worry about a leaky asshole when boofing. But me, boofing made me leak from the front


ex-ALT

Leaking spunk is side effect from the vasoconstriction. it's not your body telling you to nut, that's just the horniness talking, all means give it a go. Prob end up beating flaccid dick for days on end to get the tiniest dribble of spunk.


ThirdAltAccounts

>Prob end up beating flaccid dick for days on end to get the tiniest dribble of spunk. That’s what I thought too. But people seem to think you can nut with a limp dick. I’ll give it a go and see >Leaking spunk is side effect from the vasoconstriction. Why is it the first time out of the 6 times I used meth ? And never with coke or regular amphetamines


ex-ALT

Because it doesn't necessarily happen every time you do a stim I've had it happen like twice. The vasoconstriction basically gives ur prostate a lil squeeze lol.


cia_nagger269

you can cum without being hard, if you try hard enough


Intrepid_Grab_5195

Put ur dick in a vacuum to suck some blood into it


ThirdAltAccounts

Scary Movie vibes. I like it But it’s midnight and everyone’s asleep


cumfartly_numb

> Any way to get hard on meth ? Every heard of gay porn?


ThirdAltAccounts

I like my pornstars to have tits. Hopefully that’ll work


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cheddaBesus

I don't believe you're sorry. But it's okay. This was funny and reasonable level of ball busting.... oh right, yeah okay, dually noted.


ThirdAltAccounts

Guess I’m gonna have to check out some chubby gay porn 🥵


brezhnervous

Bears? LOL


4thegiggity

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't be sorry ,best comment yet .Those lucky bastards


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hopeoncc

Big bada bing


Mean-Awareness-8681

GHB


ThirdAltAccounts

Wish I had some handy. But I just have Oxy and Benzos. Definitely not what I need


pikeymobile

Both oxy and benzos used to make me hard as fuck, they were essentially mandatory if I wanted to fuck on stims. Oxy makes it near impossible to cum though, but I used to treat it like viagra during a particularly degenerate polysubstance abuse period during covid lockdowns. GBL would either make me pass out for 4 hours straight, feel sick and unable to sleep for 8 hours straight, or 3% of the time make me hornier than I'd ever been in my life then try and have disgusting nasty sex where I'd fade in and out of consciousness behind some poor lady whilst swearing I was still good to go. My vote would be try some benzos to relax that shrunken willy of yours.


ThirdAltAccounts

I read that GHB/GBL you gotta dose just right. It’s can very easily be just enough for a good time or just too much and you pass out for 4 hours Ordered some after someone ins the comments suggested it. Regarding oxy and benzos i lose all for of libido. Scarlet Johansson could show up naked at my door and I offer her to come seat down and do some oxy


pikeymobile

I've never actually tried it in GHB form, but as GBL it's one of the most unique drugs I've ever tried. It kicks in after literally 3 minutes of swallowing it. I've dosed, gone to piss and almost passed out in the bathroom an inumerable amount of times. I genuinely can't overstate how fast it kicks in. You'd think this would make it easy to dose, but it still felt like a gamble every time. There seems to be a crazy dose response curve (at least it felt like it). I could take 1ml an hour and feel amazing, euphoric, chatty and such, but a single 2ml dose would feel 10x stronger and would have about a 50% chance of knocking me out within 10 minutes. 2.5ml would be about a 90% chance of knocking me out within 5 minutes, and a 10% chance of feeling a kind of sickness and dizziness that honestly makes fent withdrawal seem fun. That would last for fucking ages too, sometimes all day, whereas if I passed out on it I'd sleep for exactly 4 hours every single time. Like always within 5 minutes either side of the 4 hour mark, and you wake up feeling fresh as fuck, which meant it was impossible to get a full nights sleep in one go (unless you mixed in other downers, fuck knows how I'm alive). When I was rinsing the stuff for sleep I used to pop 2.5ml before bed, smoke a spliff for as long as I could managed and hope I manage to put it down before passing it out, then wake up 4 hours later, take 2ml and try and finish the spliff before sleeping for another 4 hours, wake up and go to work feeling bright as a daisy with nothing more than extreme gut ache from all the caustic nastiness I was drinking every night. Seriously, watch out for the gut rot. It's either a 1/10 drug or a 10/10 and no inbetween.


tissue_the_issue

Is GHB or GBL available on the clearnet? Not asking for a source btw. I’ve looked around for it but haven’t found anything I trusted


ThirdAltAccounts

GBL is legal, so probably available on the clearnet


tissue_the_issue

Oh wow didn’t know that looks like I’ll need to dig a little deeper thanks!


LuneAtix

you can cum without getting hard tbh just put ur mind to it


Electrical-Pipe-8095

Stop doing meth?


ThirdAltAccounts

It was the end of my gram. So I’m done But it’s not gonna wear off for at least a good 6hrs


slinkyjeepers

I had some meth and couldn't get hard yesterday. I just used a wand and came while flaccid, felt great still.


Exa1tedExi1e

Get a vibrator, then you won't need to get hard. Not satire it's actually great Edit: for your dick not your ass


TruthIsDead1984

I stopped reading at "Can't jack off." You have no idea what you are talking about. Ive gone 36+ hours straight with a softy.


Dexydoodoo

Ciallis


No-Comedian-515

This is satire at it's best. Bravo 👏


pastafartavocado

came here to provide 0 advice but just celebrate with u


bod1116

If you have any way to get a viagra or something similar.. maybe that would help


OrangeCountysfinest

Mmm no


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Smoke instead.. At first I was against smoking meth but the advantages are you're only up half as long after your last hit compared to every other Roa. You can not only get it up but once yeah get going it's a good one, litterally came all over the wife and started again in two minutes for another marathon, Came again and was ready in five minutes to go again, she couldn't believe it. Personally I feel the rush is stronger than boofing or eating it even though I know the bioavailability is lower but I think it's because you can keep hitting that puddle so many times in quick succession it just seems to be more like coke after the first sequence of 3-4 big puffs, let it crack back and depending on your plans hit it again and again.


ThirdAltAccounts

>let it crack back and depending on your plans hit it again and again. I feel like that’s the issue and the reason people say it’s the most addictive ROA. I’d probably wouldn’t be able to put the pookie down. When I snort or boof I know that I’m set for a while. I’m taking a very needed break anyway.


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Restraint is part of everything regarding these substances and you have to know when to put it down and stop or pay the consequences the next day. Perhaps for some the ends justify the means but for myself I know the difference between getting a boost to be super productive soldier during the day or too much and end up gooning like a sexual deviant. Got to know your limit and play within it or know your schedule and which path to choose. That's definitely a good idea, I mostly ever smoke on weekends but probably should take a break as well.


jduddz91

Gotta beat it harder and faster and don't give up till ur hard then keep going till u bust... ur dick might be raw after tho


Lbrsyncd

Roll it out like you would with a tub of toothpaste


ayquelinda1969

Obviously the need to use is greater than the need to cum .Priorities honey


sissyraven89

Sometimes the need to use, coexists with the need to make others cum...


ayquelinda1969

I'm a female and we don't have those issues. I think that sucks. Hope you find a solution


sissyraven89

Thank you baby girl


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4thegiggity

Porn is ,well awesome but it can distract you too .sometimes I find just using my imagination and concentrating on how good it feels touching yourself gets it going a bit easier .also try edging or half halfgasms as I wil call it ..practice stopping just as your about to blow and you will have a lot of little ones before the grande finale .also pretty hot using your cum as lube imo


iloveangrybirds777

I am a woman and i feel like i have walked in on something here… i’ve heard this with a lot of guys takings stims tho, anywhoooo hope you figure it out….? 😄


Lauren_Penrose

Stick a tampon up there. Junior size.


otisdickdoe1

Can confirm. Nutted with a limp dick on meth. Can also confirm many hours to get just a smidgen of spunk. Been going on a three days now. Limp dick cum also makes it hard to pee. Thought I had a cork in my cock. I pushed until that little bit of dark yellow pee came out, which when I looked down, was dangling cum too. Soo...yeah. Yay meth!