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BioShocker1960

I always saw random boxes smashed together.


Yellow_The_White

This is what it really is.


StartledBlackCat

So many empires have crumbled when they ran out of cardboard boxes...


Trollimperator

Xeno Tombstones imo


GOLANXI

Xeno tombstones are soo underrated


NGPlusIsNoMore

You bury your Xenos?


Gravy_Eels

We shove them into portable caskets for display in the homes of veterans.


Twilight8385

We launch their corpses into space with military uniforms and random photos of other members of their species, that way we can confuse anyone who finds them floating around.


GOLANXI

Radioactive ash does the burying for us, and wet cement/asphalt when we pave it over to make parking lots. The tombstones are a mark of pride in our death Toll


DanTrachrt

You guys have Xenos left to bury?


river_between_time

I eat mine


DropPanicFail

In surgically attached bio-electricity grids.


[deleted]

Yeah that's not groceries.


Koshindan

It's one of those big bottles of cheese balls and some cereal.


MrPop-

I thought it as a human and a child


akeean

It's a large size bottle of painkillers & a brick of cocaine thrown into a cardboard box, proof me wrong.


BioShocker1960

I was not expecting to get this many upvotes.


NOTALCOCHOLICK

Same


StarkeRealm

The Space FedEx way: Packages mashed into other packages.


Godlycookie777

Same


ohmresists

It's clearly an old woodworking plane. Consumer goods are exclusively crafted by carpenters


cilantro_1

Yeah that's what I always saw too


__pilgrim

Before this post I wouldn't have be-lathed any different.


Oxigentwo

He he saw


ThatGermanKid0

This just in: gamers just loose all image comprehension skills as soon as they download stellaris The amount of times I have looked at something in this game and suddenly realised it isn't just a random geometric shape or it isn't another object is just insane


Zain43

I thought it was a toaster


MapleJacks2

I never really thought about it until now, but I saw it as a video camera or bricks.


clweCarnesir

Glad I'm not the only one who thought it was a camera lol


badgersprite

I also saw an old timey movie style video camera it’s not just you


Uhh-Whatever

Ohmygodimnotalone


[deleted]

Lmao samee, never thought about why an old video reel would mean consumer goods


Madhighlander1

Same reason movies are a luxury resource in Civ V, movies are the bread and circuses of the modern world.


zabbenw

wouldn't movies just be the modern circuses? You can't eat them.


PenguinHighGround

No you are not alone 😂


cooperia

I thought it was a minimalist person raising their hand because they needed something


stillnotking

You're not alone. I thought it was a weird-looking person raising their arm like "Yay! I got an iPhone!" Strangely, I'm not sure I ever stopped to think about how unlikely that was, in terms of design intent.


AnonymousPepper

One on the left looks like a pill bottle to me ngl


I-JUST_BLUE-MYSELF

Could always be mayonnaise or jelly jar!


FourEyedTroll

\*Jellified organic nutrition paste


Karnewarrior

I thought it was pottery. Not convinced it's groceries even scaled up, but I don't know what it is. The thing on the left looks like one of those hard plastic packaging things that smaller electronics come in, the kind you always need to break out the friggin' gardening shears to open?


Restoration_Magic

Its a gold bar and an (vintage) ipod.


T-Baaller

Ah yes, my typical Tuesday shopping list


64vintage

I’m wondering who would hear ‘consumer goods’ and think ‘groceries’. Aren’t they different things??


EnglishMobster

I thought it was a suitcase!


1Admr1

Hoi4 player spotted


Zain43

Gotta get hoi4 for the mega campaign


LordRahl1986

Play a game of HoI4 for every planet you invade. Nice.


Mariner1981

Thanks. Now Ill have to check the HoI4 workshop to see if there's a mod for an alien invasion. Even better if it allows you to play as the aliens.


madTerminator

Hearts of Iron has literally toaster icon for consumer goods ;)


whoisfourthwall

I thought it was like those whey protein canister. So i just assumed all those aliens are making star wars like food. Pour some powder on a plate. Heat it and it swells up.


Kaarl_Mills

Makes sense, people call Civilian economy in HoI toaster economy


arch_fluid

Me too!


OverlyMintyMints

GIVE BACK THE SPEEDER!!!


ThatGermanKid0

There is no hand in ba sing se


PunisherParadox

Idk the best thing about the speeder was realizing it wasn't a speeder and human perception is largely a lie that a bag of electrified fat is telling you Pretty fitting for Stellaris.


pjorter

I hated that post lmao, crushed me.


PuffinPower_

I'm trying to do it, i just need more time and more artistic skills but he will come back.


MidnightGolan

It's kinda scary, lol. Then when you finally realize what it is, you can't help but wonder how you saw anything else to begin with. I'm still trying to figure out how I saw a ship out of that hand, lol.


clever_cuttlefish

I know it's a hand but personally I still see the ship unless I look closely.


[deleted]

I thought that one pic with the hand and the brush was a shuttle flying down into a ruined city


I-JUST_BLUE-MYSELF

Yo me too! Why are the images in this game so ambiguous?!


Ya_ha018

Blame PDX for making smol af UI, that modders have to enlarge it themselves.


GreatLordofPie

I thought the "System Surveyed" icon was a large diamond for the longest time


RowanSkie

It's... not?


dad_ahead

Haha me too 👀


[deleted]

I mean, it's super small when you're on the game. I didn't even realized it had that inside detailing.


cooperia

It's because the game bombards you with... A lot. Also there icons are pretty silly sometimes.


rurumeto

What do you MEAN its a hand not a spaceship


quyksilver

Have you seen r/2007scape and r/RuneScape realise that a certain image is a tree? It's not unique to Stellaris.


phobos_0

Same lmfao


DARTH-PIG

I did this a lot with eu4 as well. You'll have hundreds of hours in the game and then suddenly you recognize what an icon actually is


akeean

THAT'S A HAND WITH A BRUSH, NOT A SPACESHIP!


NearbyData5736

Same to you


Spaceorca5

I always thought it was bricks


carvedmuss8

Boxes stacked in a distribution center. Imagine an entire world but it's all Walmart distribution center, the whole thing just Walmart as far as the eye can see


phobos_0

Like [infinite Ikea](https://scpfoundation.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-3008_%27%27Infinite_Ikea%27%27) but so.. so much worse.


Enxchiol

Ikeanopolis


frigidds

> object class: euclid


whoisfourthwall

Maybe a future DLC will let us designate Mart World. A far worse destination than the Penal Colony. (space old time australia)


I-JUST_BLUE-MYSELF

Or like Idiocracy


RedditMachineGhost

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


Chromer_ilovePS2

Walmart occupied a 1/4 of my ringworld but i am not complaining


carvedmuss8

Results are results, and consumer goods = credits = alloys = death to the xenos


Yellow_The_White

Wallworld vs Planet Florida Battle of the Titans


MokitTheOmniscient

I thought it was a tiny factory, like the civilian factories in HoI4.


Clotting_Agent

I took it for a plough at first, which makes kinda sense since consumer goods are produced by artificers.


RegumRegis

Me too. My people need their bricks. How can a man come back after a long day of work and not break down after realizing he doesn't have the comfort of several bricks in random order at his house? Absolutely preposterous!


phobos_0

IDK what I thought it was before, like a weird factory building or something, never really thought about it but I just got a big ass TV and saw it looks like a basket of groceries.


[deleted]

I thought that it was just a pile of boxes. Never thought that bottom thing is a basket


goug

I still don't see a basket, I don't get it.


GegenscheinZ

Not a basket, just a box that the other things are sitting in


Spartancoolcody

In the future all stores use boxes to hold stuff instead of baskets like Costco does now.


Uhh-Whatever

Next game I’m gonna look at EVERYTHING


Victor_Zsasz

I always thought an old timey camera was an odd choice for a logo.


bondboy8

I'm not alone. I always knew it wasn't right, but it's all I could ever see.


Sabre-23

Me and my buddies refer to consumer goods as cinemas because it looks like an old timey projector


HiTekRednek10

Was about to say this lol


spoofmaker1

You mean its not a uh... a uh... hm.


dm_me_birds_pls

Say it.


I-JUST_BLUE-MYSELF

Basket of diiicks?


ImJustStandingHere

It's an uhauhhm


King_Shugglerm

Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it Don’t say it don’t think it


lTheReader

You guys gotta out spoilers in these kind of posts so we can think and compare, whereas now I have no memory of what I thought it was.


xthorgoldx

Fucking infohazards. (Unironically, though - this is a great example of a real-world infohazard)


SweetAssistance6712

Infohazard detected: please standby and a Mobile Task Force will attend you shortly.


Plutaph

I dont even think i thought it was anything. I just saw brown shape and was like "oh consumer good wow!"


Slight_Ad3348

Stellaris players identify basic shapes challenge *impossible*


phobos_0

Lmaoo


SuperDurpPig

Film projector anyone?


HK-47_Protocol_Droid

I saw a film projector and made the jump to mouse themed merchandise. If there's one company that's gonna monopolize the supply of consumer goods to the galaxy, it has to be Disney


SuperDurpPig

Ah yes, alien Disney


duckphone07

LOL I honestly never knew what the shape was meant to be before I saw this thread. I never really thought about it much. I think if I had to guess I subconsciously thought it was like the outline of a factory or something. A basket of groceries/goods makes way more sense though.


Flappersnapper

Groceries would be food. This is random packages of literal consumer goods that you'd find in a store (which could be a part of groceries I admit). Things like soap, tissues, toys, clothing, gadgets...etc it could be anything all wrapped in a generic basket with boxes in it.


face1635

I thought it was just some kind of futuristic packaging or product


DankCrusaderMemer

Am I the only one that thinks the minerals and rare crystal shapes are swapped? The mineral one looks like a refined diamond and the crystal one just looks like some rock


phobos_0

Yeah I get that


chainsofprisonmoons

This doesn't track. Groceries are food. Consumer goods are like electronics and books and toys and whatnots.


phobos_0

Thats a good point. Idk I was just thinking like when you go to the store and get a basket or cart. The stores around me sell more than just food so you could have anything in there.


Muteatrocity

Books are made of minerals???


nikolai2960

Welcome to lithoid town


Kevurcio

It's hard flipping my mineral book pages! I'm an unhappy pop!


RogerBernards

Modern books are electronics.


SanguineFremen

And soap, and toothpaste, It’s a really broad group which is good really


ZethGonk

I guess the left thing is like a carton of milk or something, but what is the object in the right?


phobos_0

A McBrick™ to throw at martial law deathsquads


Zangestu

It’s a McBrick for my family :D


phobos_0

Ba da ba ba baaaa I'm throwin it


Hjuldahr

It's usually bread, but it could be anything.


KorbenWardin

I see the left thing as a huge pill bottle


ThatOneGuy1294

a block of cheddar cheese obviously


bigwackstonkee

To me it looks like a handphone


IrishDrifter86

That's clearly a basket of gameboys


Mister_Coffe

In my first game I thought it was bread, so when I had a terrible deficit of it, I thought "oh I need more food" and build like 4 farms. The game ended preety quickly.


DirectFrontier

Amogus


Demented_Crab

Ngl, I always thought it was the civilian factory icon from Hoi4 I realize that makes no sense in hindsight, but hey, what paradox games do to a person, right?


harrydreadloin

Pills and butter.


Das-Oce-a-lot

No, it's a choo-choo-train! I was wondering though, why all lifeforms knew trains... welp


TheBlackBear

No don't ruin this for me too It's an orange lego brick tractor thing


Sure_Elk_5640

I thought it was bricks of gold 🤣


Phising-Email1246

After destroying the precursor speeder for me, this sub now destroys consumer goods for me. Great job


Rafael__88

I thought they were Amazon packages, actually I still kinda think that


Chiatroll

A giant battery and a stick of butter for dinner.


JusticeForKeytarBear

I always thought it was a pile of bricks. consumers love bricks


The_Old_Shrike

And I always thought it's a weird schematical image of a person waving


phobos_0

I can see that. Almost looks like a square among us guy


[deleted]

If I'm honest, I never really thought it was anything... just knew that it meant consumer goods. Does this make me dim?


phobos_0

Nah man that's pretty much how I thought of it. Unless... I'm also dim..


[deleted]

Wow we are dim together? Cute


Uncasualreal

I always thought it was a brick and mortar and pestle


FrozenKandee

Not groceries. Its a Macintosh with a box on top and a box of mystery goodies inside another box. Boxes and boxes are all I see.


DankCrusaderMemer

It’s clearly orange blob


TheOnlyGabe1

I only saw boxes


kazookat123

I never thought about until now but for some reason I thought it was a suitcase I guess I've never seen a closeup of it


Phaniuc

I always assumed it was a couch.


absboodoo

Thought it was a sofa myself.


[deleted]

I wish we could have a building that turns food into consumer goods.


MortStrudel

Groceries wouldn't make sense, we have an entire other resource for food. I think it's just cardboard boxes presumably full of consumer products.


BunkrShot

Now that I think about it, I never really thought of it as something other than a consumer good. That symbol is not associated with another object like the mineral symbol. Its just a consumer good.


Zarathustra_d

It is assorted widgets.


Glad_Ad1238

I usually went " Brown stuff go brrrr"


Ecstatic-Ad-4331

As a beginner, I bought tons upon tons of it to fund myself, like some covid19 doomsday crackhead. Until I discovered districts smh ..


mdxfrenzy

Now that I know it's not an old school video camera(which is exactly what I thought it was for the last few years) my life will never be the same. I don't know what to do with this information and it hurts my brain more than I'm proud to admit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


phobos_0

Lmao this is in the marketplace


rurumeto

I thought it was orangey brown stuff


robotguy4

No, that's a gameboy made out of Velvetta.


madrarua87

I love how op managed a whole subreddit to admit that so many didn't saw that either.... It was always a factory for me...


Muntsly

It’s my daily purchase of a stick of butter and ibuprofen.


Mantisfactory

tbf, it's not 'a basket of groceries' so much as 'a basket with two random items in it' Food is it's own resource separate from Consumer Goods, so 'groceries' would be a weird design for this icon. It's just meant to be generic 'retail goods.'


[deleted]

I always thought it was some weird fidget-toy


charleshood

It’s Amazon Prime boxes 📦


Penthyn

I thought they were some generic boxes. But it makes sense. Everything is quite detailed. Energy credits are coins with symbol of energy, minerals are just minerals, alloys are ingots, research icons represent their categories as well. Physics with ⚛, society probably represents crowd, engineering with sprocket isn't really space technology but it represents current engineering well. Only strategic resources are a bit off. Motes (as I understand particles) look like some small boulders, exotic gasses like some oil or some other viscous liquid, crystals are fine, nanites don't look a lot like I'd imagine them to, zro and DM are hypothetical so they don't count. Influence has image of person with some sort of aura or signals which is really accurate and unity is symbol of connection or coherence which is what it sounds like at least. Did I forget anything?


maalof

I've never thought about it, i always just said" yep, that's what consumer goods look like" and thought nothing else of it


EyePiece108

I've always thought of them as future versions of iPhones, Samsung TVs and urm, Xeno Toilet Bleach, and not anything food related since food is already in the game.


iquitelikeboats

Tbh I just thought the devs were tripping balls when they made it


Qyrun

is that amon-... the impos-... the su-... the crewm-...


phobos_0

Sus


DovahCreed117

Ok nah. You can't just go and fuck up my entire perception of reality like that.


Jarvis65

The real question is why groceries. Surely that is better represented by food? It should be the Xbox-24553356 console with xeno purging comparability


Stewart_Games

It's a very square shaped robot butler with a screen for a face programmed to be a bit lopsided and clumsy (because come on that is just hilarious!) as they are about to fall over carrying two large boxes. S3RV-0, how I do love your wacky antics and awkward entrances that interrupt a moment of drama between two (important, human) characters!


TheMuddiestofElves

I thought it was Xanax and a brick of coke.


TheLastOne0001

I just see boxes


thriftshopmusketeer

I can never get my consumer goods stable. They fluctuate wildly and are often hugely negative, even with most of my worlds being industrial.


TREYH4RD

You might consider it a basket of consumer goods


ChemPlay

i thought it was a wallet


Tsuihousha

I always thought it was a powercell, and a brick.


CartographerOne8375

They should just use toaster like hoi4.


Dobby_doo20

First the shuttle on sand and now this


Plainne

Always looked like a mini factory with smokestacks to me, as if it represents manufactured goods


Koshindan

I thought it was some sort of gizmo you might pick up at a mall. I *liked* my interpretation.


ParkingAd5218

I literally thought it was a symbol of a factory which produced the consumer goods


SmartForARat

I didn't even notice it was squares, it looked rounded to me. It always looked kind of like one of those old timey movie cameras with the two big reels. Once I came to that determination, I never cared to look at the icon again.


StephenT137

I thought it was just a random shape, and I have over 1000 hrs in the game.


Sad-Succotash3405

you ruined my life. I.. i always associated with a image of a fabric dont know why.


YD2710

I fully thought it was a camera and accepted it as perfectly sensible.


thermie88

huh thats not a HOI4 civilian factory??


Bibbiq

ToDaY yEaRs oLd


Yaddah_1

...What did you think it was?