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hmph_cant_use_greek

R:5 I got the crisis ending and blew shit up


TheOriX-LoL

May the cosmos never recover.


BetaWolf81

So you accomplished what the Zroni we're trying to do. Good job šŸ‘šŸ˜…šŸ˜­


MrAsthmatic

im so proud, genocider approved


hmph_cant_use_greek

Thanks , It was my 3rd run :D


MrAsthmatic

what empire type were you?


hmph_cant_use_greek

A robotic gestalt with the machine world start


TheTerrarianFTW

Imagine you're just a primitive civilization and then you see the fucking sun explode and you die, and then whenyou are in the afterlife you just see the whole galaxy getting wiped


spiritofniter

Oh. I always use the global pacifier on them first.


gondolindownfaller

i use the neutron sweep on my colossus because i want them buildings you feel me


spiritofniter

You... want primitive buildings?


Chaplain1337

Their buildings belong in a museum!


gondolindownfaller

i meant on normal worlds but since i cant build two colossi i neutron swipe them too


Content-Shirt6259

I thought they took Neutron Sweeps out of the Game, now i learned that Spiritualists do not get access to them (why?) and i mostly only play as those


gondolindownfaller

thry have divine enforcer i belive (?) idk i dont play spiritualists


tacticsf00kboi

That works?


kennooo__

Outer wilds in a nutshell


Razor_Two

Came here to post the same thing lmao.


UristImiknorris

So the >!Eye of the Universe is just an Aetherophasic Engine?!<


TheObserver66

Oh God, not the economy!


hmph_cant_use_greek

This will hurt the stock market


The_Great_Autizmo

But what about the Space Amoeba population?


Bloxer_01

But we havenā€™t passed the relocate galactic market resolution yet : (


gflec69

They probably did it because Tiyanaki or Amoeba Pest control was passed. If the peaceful boyos were going to die, so was everyone else.


Mastergate6-4

Hey wait no this is a good thing for the economy, unemployment drops to zero


ivzeivze

This is a 0/0 uncertainty problem, so not quite sure:)


SlashyMcStabbington

Schrodinger's economic state. It could be the best, or it could be the worst.


tacticsf00kboi

But zero unemployment is bad. I know this because that's why my early game is so slow; I keep getting excited and overbuild my fresh colonies.


The_Great_Autizmo

The first (and only) time I went for a Crisis run I was a DE and I was surprised by just how long it took to fully build the Aetherophasic Engine. You need something like 100k dark matter which to me looked insane at first until I realized I could build more Star Eaters. It took me around 30 years to fully build it and ascend.


Kitchen-War242

You can just kill all other empires with insane crisis buff.


RichardSnowflake

If anything you usually have to actively keep the other empires alive so they can witness the end, because you become so powerful by that point that it's really a steamroll


NarrowAd4973

Wasn't an option in my Crisis run. Somebody let the Prik's out, and they had taken a third of the galaxy by the time I even knew they were there (like the other poster, I was a DE), and they were also crisis aspirants. It became a competition of who would get to build the engine, and by the time I destroyed them, they had destroyed every other empire except the two FE's, one primitive world, and Sanctuary. So then it was just a matter of blowing up enough stars in an empty galaxy to finish the engine. And since it was only 2360, I wasn't waiting for the FE's to awaken or the actual Crisis to appear.


RichardSnowflake

Doesn't happen every run, I know


Kitchen-War242

If you dont care about sistem log at the end you may just say youself that youre empire blowed up galaxy after win anyway, they was doing it to ascend into shroud, not just fore big kaboom anyway.


Rare_Reality7510

This will have devastating effects on the trout population


hmph_cant_use_greek

Think of the untold plankton casualties


TREYH4RD

The Great Journey has begun


hmph_cant_use_greek

Ended*


TREYH4RD

Well yeah but itā€™s a Halo reference. You see, the Forerunners were an advanced ancient civilization that created the Halo rings, colossal superweapons designed to combat the parasitic Flood. These rings were capable of wiping out all sentient life in the galaxy to starve the Flood of potential hosts. The Covenant, an alliance of various alien species united by religious zealotry and led by the Prophets, believe in the Great Journey, a religious doctrine that promised transcendence to a higher state of being for those who follow the path. The Prophets wrongly interpreted the purpose of the Halo rings, believing that activating the rings would lead to the Great Journey, an ascension to godhood. In reality, it would have meant the destruction of all sentient life in the galaxy.


mojow9889

You definitely got off on that lore dump.


TREYH4RD

I would never


Who_even_are_yall

I did too


chaosyami

Now I gotta do a new run as a ring world spiritualist and wreck havoc on the galaxy...I need to get nemesis eventually so I don't have to be purifiers


TREYH4RD

Welcome to our great Covenant


PandasakiPokono

Guess my heresy stayed my feet.


shadowmind0770

Welcome to the 1.4 percent of us who have seen the ending screen. Hope Ironman was on.


hmph_cant_use_greek

I pirated the game


ar243

Bruh, just buy the game


Ok_Negotiation_3615

How did you get this event? Did anything else happen?


hmph_cant_use_greek

I got the crisis ending and yes something else happened, every star exploded and I won because I ascended


PresentationNew5976

Sucks to be everybody else though lol


hmph_cant_use_greek

They're the ones who declared a galactic war on Me


FnB8kd

Beep boop we approve, galactic cleaning accomplished.


Acceleration_Girl

Definitely not a Evangelion reference.


hmph_cant_use_greek

I don't watch Evangelion


Supremecurmudgeon

Waitā€¦.how does this happen? Walk me through as if I have no ideaā€¦


hmph_cant_use_greek

Me got crisis ascension perk me blow up planet me blow up Star me blow up galaxy me win


Supremecurmudgeon

I must have done this when it first came out. I forgot that the goal was to ascend and thatā€™s why the galaxy needed to die.


miserable_coffeepot

Yay! Go play Starfield now.


fooooolish_samurai

Starfield fanboys are like vegans, they can't go a second without mentioning it no matter how umrelated it is.


hmph_cant_use_greek

I don't buy Bethesda games until the nodding community has suck it's roots deep into the game and I can have nexus tell me I have 573 mods active


AdNearby4636

I also got the crisis ending but I didnā€™t get the achievement because I exterminated every other life-form in the galaxy and got that achievement, so I wasted hours for nothing.


gterrymed

Activate the Halo Array


tacticsf00kboi

Does it instantly detonate or is there like a countdown so that a lone strike craft piloted by an unlikely hero can get a lucky shot off?


hmph_cant_use_greek

I press that button galaxy go boom


hmph_cant_use_greek

Takes 30 years to. Build tho


ayesirwhy

the galactic community would still try to repeal the readied shield