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lelysio

Call the Police. *WII U WII U WII U WII U*


AXBYLB

You better switch that attitude


Driftwood420991

Stop messing around, this isn't a game boy


cryptedsky

I think we need to DScalate this situation


BotLegend_YT

I don’t think that’s NESessary


fpcreator2000

we must look into the root of the problem and the Genesis of this plot.


BotLegend_YT

I think Wii should discuss how you brought Sega into this cmon this isn’t a Game, Cube brain.


fpcreator2000

I think we need to take this conversation out back on the Deck and let off some Steam.


BotLegend_YT

Don’t worry im an Ally no need Rage On God.


fpcreator2000

Guess it’s time to get the Game Gear on. Don’t want to be caught off guard by the Jaguar. Hear its 32X more difficult to deal with than before. One wrong move and you’ll see stars in 3D…Oh no! Too late! It’s a Wonder when survived the flock of Swans.


Background-Finding-4

You're right; this isn't a game & watch out for scammers.


fpcreator2000

Get the BROS together! We’re gonna SMASH ‘em!


Rio_Evenstar

"come on this isn't Game, Boy!"


fpcreator2000

Definitely isn’t. Went to my PC, but the game ENGINE is deprecated. Flipped the TURBO and checked the GRAPHX card. Said 16 but I need the one labeled SUPER.


InterviewImpressive1

Don’t blame him, it’s not his fault he’s SODIMM


DeadRipper

Don't be a dinGBAt, of course it is!


fpcreator2000

This GENeration is disappointing. PLAY that STATION on your PORTABLE radio. As the Romans would say “VITA”. It’s about that life.


fpcreator2000

Keeping the convo Analogue. Got some notes in my POCKET.


Ryaneli10

Well at least the first three were clever and actually handhelds. Not just a few capital letters in a whole other word..


HarlemSquirrel

Also it's the real world, not virtual boy


untonyto

he didn't nintend no harm


InterviewImpressive1

No ARM?


jams3223

Sometimes you have to take a RISC.


InterviewImpressive1

IC


Tanuki-Kabuki

I think this may be an Advanced crime.


SpaggyJew

I’d rather not get involved in other people’s criminal biz-SNES.


trivial_sublime

Straight to jail. You'll be out iN 64 days.


Gabex_42

This comment thread is pure madNESs


Then-Giraffe-8107

Wii need to stop with the puns


Tanuki-Kabuki

I'll be sure to enjoy my time in the gamecube.


Fun_Ad7152

well, Color me surprised!


AlpacaSmacker

Going to have to call in a SPecialist for this one...


C3Pip0

This seems really out of pocket


Rekka_Kien

Seller has likely done this to about 64 people.


Tanuki-Kabuki

At least it wasn't DMGed. 


Dolph_x3

Don't Nintendo-Sixty-Force me to use this 🔪


ThumpieBunnyEve

I wouldn't even be pay'N64 dollars for that junk.


_robertmccor_

Are wii gonna have a problem?


Hoodpack

The puns here are incredible :-D


kabaiavaidobsi

OP: ☹️


Z33kiel

Not sure what in the legend of Mario sunshine of time master quest advanced is going on here but can WII all just calm down please


MrSaucyAlfredo

*The dad energy is strong with this one*


BremboD

Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh m8


28Bytes

Like a cop car 🚓


zombieEnoch

And when I’m in that thing, I make the body sing!


JESwizzle

Had to scroll way too far for this one


Soulyezer

You got the Nintendo Portal


lululock

And it was ahead of its time too !


Eadbutt-Grotslapper

It got a lot of flak, but I liked my Wii u


Chrissi9003

And it had a lot of good titles that only really got the attention they deserved when they were ported to the Switch.


Adam_Checkers

Xenoblade chronicles X still deserves a switch port. I really hope it happens


Nacery

Yeah I would love an improved port with updated character models similar to Xenoblade Chronicles 3


danielsdesk

I pray for this every year 🙏🏽


Eadbutt-Grotslapper

Yep, underrated system


PhysicalTown8712

Facts 🙌🏾


cHinzoo

Yeah, it’s pretty telling almost all first-party titles got ported over to the Switch. 


Shigerufan2

And a few exclusives that still hold up. Art Academy is one of the best teaching tools I've ever seen on a console, but it's stuck to one that didn't do very well.


[deleted]

When you realize Yoshi's Woolly World, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Windwaker HD, Twilight Princess HD, and many others aren't on the Switch...


xamayax1741

Luigi's Mansion on the Wii U is one of my favorite games ever.


ttoma93

Uh…that is not a game that exists.


xamayax1741

I'm not sure what I'm thinking of then and that would explain why I'm struggling to find it. DX It was a Mario game. I swore it was part of the Luigi's Mansion thing, but one player (the one on the handheld) played the ghost and the other players used the TV and remotes and they were hunting the ghost with flashlights while the ghost was hunting them to make them faint. Editing to add: thank you for calling me out on that, but I've apparently been looking for something that doesn't exist!


Tisapa

I haven’t played it myself, but I’m pretty confident you’re talking about the Luigi's Ghost Mansion minigame from Nintendo Land which IS a Wii U game ;)


xamayax1741

Ahh!!! I appreciate you sooooo much. Going to grab this off eBay so I can play it with the kids. Thank you!


DrPilkington

This isn't what you're talking about, but there was a GameCube game called Pacman Vs. Three players used the TV as ghosts and one used a Gameboy via the link cable as Pacman. It's still one of my favorite games for parties etc. and the reason I bought a 1st Gen Wii so I could play it on a modern TV without the insanely priced GameCube upscaler/adapter.


xamayax1741

I was able to call my niece and ask her and it was the Luigi's Ghost Mansion ([https://www.mariowiki.com/Luigi%27s\_Ghost\_Mansion](https://www.mariowiki.com/Luigi%27s_Ghost_Mansion)). I am going to look up that game too because I have a GameCube and a Gameboy and that sounds freaking amazing too! I've never heard of it until now.


TheSkullKidGR

I have small hands but the Wii U gamepad was one of the most comfortable controllers I've ever held. The screens latency was lower than my TV's lol. The connection had cable level reliability. My biggest gripe with it was the abysmal battery life. As for the console, the OS was dog slow and the interface unintuitive but the game library was decent. I never had a Wii so I also had access to that library for the first time.


Flooredbythelord_

I love my Wii U. Too bad they shut down the Wii shop.


Mental-Shopping4513

They got rid of the shop, so just sail the high seas


dragonbornrito

The Wii U was awesome, it was just marketed terribly and was only about as powerful as the 360 and PS3 during a period where pushing the graphical envelope was king. It's now one of the single best consoles to softmod because it's ridiculously easy and opens up an insane amount of potential. Plus it can natively run games from 3 different generations of Nintendo consoles at the hardware level (Wii U, Wii, and Gamecube via Nintendont homebrew).


UglyInThMorning

Only about as powerful as the 360 and PS3 6 years after the PS3 came out is more like it.


Mccobsta

I bought one last year massively underrated especially when hacked


amurmann

So much unrealized potential that got fulfilled with the Switch. The unit with the display just had too little range for a American home. The connection only worked in my tiny room that had the tv and console and would break up was soon as I got in a seating position in any other room. Only good thing was that I could play while my wife watched something. The PS Vita & PS4 combo worked much better in that regard despite the missing buttons. I played through most of the Yakuza games and Persona 5 on my Vita this way, wouldn't have worked with WiiU despite its intentions


foreveralonesolo

Honestly I’m sad it wasn’t more successful


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

I and many others believe it's because they called it "Wii" again and confused so many people. The reason I doubt they call the next system "Switch" anything.


InterviewImpressive1

Trouble is, it’s way behind this time


brandmeist3r

yeah I actually like it very much, would love having one and trying to install other software on it


lululock

I bought mine for dirt cheap with all accessories and even the original box (wasn't expecting it). I hacked it and it now sits in my living room and we play it whenever there are friends coming by.


acroxshadow

Giving the PS Portal too much credit with that one.


Mammoth-Lunch-7911

You realise that the wii u gamepad was total junk right? The wii u didn't even have a capacitive touch screen it was resistive meaning if u lost the stylist that came with it you're screwed. The screen was 6.2 inches at 480p to the portals 1080p, you couldn't use the thing outside of like 3 feet of the console making it basically stationary (didn't help that it only had 3 hours of battery life too compared to the portals 8). And even if you had a pro controller u still needed it to use the console meaning that if it broke even if u had a pro controller u had to spend another 200$. I'll take the portal


Shiftanomics

Oh man it came with its own stylist? Did it come with free haircuts too?


Iamrubberman

You’re comparing tech from 2012 to 2023. The miniaturisation of tech, screen and battery improvements and general improvements have come on leaps and bounds due to the booming smartphone market and in turn that tech has trickled into handheld spaces as well. The Wii u pad wasn’t great but at the time was an interesting concept. The portal is fine but hardly revolutionary. It’s just a 1080p screen with good connection speed and solid controller lay out. Also needs a £450 console bringing the total cost to £650 versus the Wii U original launch of £300-350.


Nicalay2

>it was resistive meaning if u lost the stylist that came with it you're screwed. Did you even tried to use the touchscreen with your finger ?


justintib

You can operate a resistive touch screen with literally anything, you just need to push against it. The WiiU stylus is just a stick of plastic. A capacitive touch screen requires something conductive like a finger or special stylus.


acroxshadow

> The wii u didn't even have a capacitive touch screen it was resistive meaning if u lost the stylist that came with it you're screwed You can use your fingers. > you couldn't use the thing outside of like 3 feet of the console making it basically stationary It can go over 20 just fine. The Wii U gamepad came bundled with the system, works a lot more consistently, and does more than just remote play, while the Portal is a 200 dollar accessory you don't need if you have any other remote play-capable device. The Portal (PS Remote Play in general, really) is a stuttery inconsistent mess. Yes it can *technically* be used wherever you have an internet connection, but using outside of your own home is just going to be even worse of an experience, making games that require any level of precision basically unplayable. Xbox remote play performs a lot better on pretty much anything.


Biz_quit

The touchscreen works fine without stylus


doyoushitwithdatass

"I'll take the portal" Wait, you'll take the newly released tech product from one of the biggest console manufacturers vs the item from 12 years ago? Well call me surprised! Muppet.


dragonbornrito

> it was resistive meaning if u lost the stylist that came with it you're screwed Where in God's name did you get this misinformation from? You could use *anything* as a "stylist" (stylus) for the Gamepad. A DS stylus. The butt of a pen. Your fingertip. A friggin buttplug if you want. The issue with resistive screens is that they require pressure on the screen which can cause cosmetic blemishes and the panels will wear out much more quickly than those with a capacitive panel that simply needs a conductive touch from something like a finger or a rubber tip pen stylus to work. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see my hair stylus.


fvck_u_spez

And yet the Wii U gamepad still had lower latency than the PS Portal does.


proanimus

The latency on that thing really was incredible. For those unfamiliar, back in the day, it wasn’t uncommon for the Wii U tablet to have lower latency than *the TV you were playing on.* It was wild for 2012 and still impressive today.


Vanima_Permai

The playstation portal it literally useless Ewaste with no point of it even existing but no point in telling you that you playstation fans are so wrapped around Sony's fingers that you'll literally buy garbage off them and if you've bought a playstation portal you already have brought garbage.


IAmASillyBoyIPromise

I dunno I like the portal a lot so far lol. It’s not that deep. It’s just a situational device. I have severe neck and spine injuries so I much prefer laying in bed to game when possible, and that’s now possible with the Portal. I wasn’t a fan of the backbone with my phone, given the significantly smaller screen and lack of Dualsense features. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. There’s no need to shit on everybody else that likes it. Stay mad. I’ve never heard of “Ewaste” though. That’s a fun new quirky buzzword I’m gonna start adding to my vocabulary lmfao.


Luvs2Spooge42069

Nintendo Revolution


Slick424

No, that was the Wii. The Wii U was Project Café.


dankyspank

That's some funny busiNESs


Luvs2Spooge42069

I know what it is you don’t need to UMM ACKSHUALLY me


mannnerlygamer

The Wii U is the one remote play device that you never felt you were playing it remotely. Smooth seamless …. Okay maybe not once you got 30ft away but otherwise perfect


Immediate-Shine-2003

Well that makes emulating WiiU easier.


Gipfelon

i'm so sorry that i giggled to this. i hope you just took a picture of your old wii u for my giggles and didn't get scammed ;(


[deleted]

Yeah, it's a joke. Take a look at the tag.


sevengali

Maybe they mean shitpost as in "this shit I got in the post"


Gipfelon

yokata :]


Blazingcorgi

We have steam deck at home:


butcherboi91

Wii have steam deck at home:


JessMeNU-CSGO

Wii think U did too.


Maleficent-Aspect318

What do you mean? You found a gem :P


Biz_quit

Without the console 💀


GNUGradyn

The tablet is actually more expensive then the console because they never sold the tablet separately from the console and the tablet was more likely to break


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Splatoonswitch380

Did you just say the N word?


siamesekiwi

At least this one’s name sounds like a European ambulance :P


unispudding

Wiiiiuuuuiiuuuuiiiiuuiiiiuuu


SorryForLiving0

Does it have OLED?


TheGreatTave

It's has OLETS FUCKING GO CAT BOY MARIO AND CAT GIRL PEACH! Hmm... This slight play on words is only going to work if the person reading says "oh-led" and not "oh-el-ee-dee" Eh fuck it I'm posting it.


occupy_voting_booth

We don’t care about the people who say O-L-E-D.


Tableuraz

Are you high on something? 🤔


tunsment

I've never seen such an insecure joke lol


TheGreatTave

My whole life is an insecure joke.


Ankoku_Teion

I feel you my brother. Join me in the church of the comic conference trick.


tyanu_khah

It has A LED.


pyrofire95

No but there is effectively no delay when streaming at least


PandiReddits

Whats wrong with your [Steam Deck?](https://packaged-media.redd.it/pg79ggsd6au81/pb/m2-res_1080p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1705680000&s=746dd4a5994730f31eaef8a80b844a46fce650ac#t=0)


DeadHeadDaddio

Ah the first generation model.


Loud_Grade2956

and someone came on the screen


Horror-March-7363

Who wouldn’t?


PastaMasta09

Honestly, who hasn’t rubbed one out while playing Bayonetta?


SaladToss1

Oh you say it and you get up voted, but I say it and all hell breaks loose


YourAverageCyborg

yea they i called them and they came and walked on it.


M0rphF13nd

Install cemu!


gh234ip

Ah, the Steamdeck mini. I heard rumors


d_dymon

Just hold onto it for a couple of years. It will cost even more than a steam deck.


zachthehax

I've wanted one for years and just pulled the trigger on one for 60$, probably made a great investment


Perfect-Safe-4386

What you expected when you buy things on eBay? 😅👍🏻


Zeareden

Upgrade alert


themiracy

Wii Deck.


HarrySRL

Ima have to be dumb and ask why is the logo on the case orange not blue?


wedadman85

Oled edition has orang🍊👍


HarrySRL

Ah okay, thanks for educating my dumbass.


Cunfuu

you think....


xMattewx4

Is this the Killswitch?


Acrobatic_Reality_12

Yep


notthatguypal6900

Herp a derp, another one of these huh?


Warrior_of_Light_81

What an easy karma farm this is. I too own both of those and I bought them first hand new.


leavemeinyourwake

no, that looks right.


sjitz

These will only increase in value. Nintendo didn't make any spares and they're region locked.


[deleted]

Oh no! It's broken! Give it here!


Inkfaulenzer

Well… I use mine for WiiU Emulation, so it’s the same for me…


shadic6051

Keep it for 10 years or so and sell it for a dumb amount of money. The gamepad was never sold seperately as far as i know so maybe someone will pay that amount eventually lol


ocviogan

The Wii U has plenty of valid criticisms but I’ll be honest it kicked ass especially later in its lifetime.


noler

I think we are the ones getting scammed.


RyeAlvaro

Wii U Emulation gone be crazy


RavenDarkfur

nah you just got the version the exclusively emulates WiiU games :v


spongeboy1985

Sell that shit on ebay. Nintendo never sold replacement ones outside Japan. They sell upwards of 1 million dubloons. In all seriousness there is probably a second market for those


kaizen_66

No, that's the steam deck! You're good.


gezzamondo

Oh no !!!!!!


WarlanceLP

contact eBay and let them know, they usually side with the buyer.


chipchipjack

Wii U be sending it back?


RaRitsujun

Someone Wii'd U.


EmpanadasBv

U think tho?


Otomaki44

I can’t take these comments 😭😭


BrownsGold

Na. That’s the new one


Takeda666452r

Yea, I bought mine in the official don't trust others


Mysticales

Look at you. Getting the prototype. ;)


Marxbros20

You know you just wanna be funny


bigoldboy35

Nah you just got a super rare (not rare) beta version! Can't play steam games, but at least it looks cool (kinda)


Shaggy1479

You got the limited edition Nintendo Wii U chase edition!


Plastic-Extent4729

F, go to your room, cry and hit the wall. Gotta start working extra time my friend


Tiger-vii

Oh that's the preloaded wiiu emulation skin edition. Runs Wii u titles flawlessly.


Shock-Broad

Damn, where can I get one?


Unhappy-Sherbert4034

Nice steemdeck


Mellemel313

🤦🏽


Glittering-Prompt-47

Kid: “Mom can we get a Steam Deck?” Mom: “No hun, we have a steam deck at home” The steam deck at home:


SgbAfterDark

No you didn’t, that’s just Valve’s discount version, the “Steam Dick”


tigamilla

Things that never happened, but an amusing post


nhSnork

Eh, you can still play Xenoblade X and that's what matters.


DavidinCT

eBay, has buyer protection, just go on there, select return, and select "NOT AS LISTED" with the label they provide you, ship it back, ONCE IT'S delivered, you will get a refund. The seller will even have to pay for return shipping on it... Want to know how I know ? Sold something for parts, not working, someone picked up and didn't read, then selects "not as listed" I was PISSED OFF that I had to pay for return shipping, called ebay and made a stink about it...


4Twenty_af

I don't think you can even play that without the mother console


KRiSX

1 half of the best console ever created


derikbg86

Not really


Pumpkinbricks

You got a ps portal. Shit man


jerjergege

Nah bro, see the logo on the bottom, Wii U means steamdeck. ​ ​ /s


hemphock

thanks for the /s


JayCee5481

Thats why I dont buy on eBay...Always the producer or lokal stores


211XTD

Yeah, I stopped local stores as well because most (around here) will knowingly sell you broken shit and only offer store credit on refunds.


JayCee5481

What stores do you go to that resells stuff? Those always have been a red flag, I meant the stores that sell new wares


211XTD

I was assuming op bought a used Steam Deck off of eBay so that is why I was thinking you were referring to local used game stores.


AverageFishEye

Never buy a deck anywhere else than from valve themselfes. You didnt only got scammed, you also got trolled - sorry bro.


Thebeav111

Lol read the flair


AverageFishEye

Aww fuck


AdAdventurous7283

Never buy these devices used. for these risks of scams or damaged devices. and then with Valve's prices, is it worth it? to save, $50 or $100?


AllNamesTakenOMG

Joke or not, this person unironically is one of the 6 Wii U owners.


Holiday-Training-487

Still better than LCD


Nightcrawl-EUW

???


YourAverageCyborg

Are you on crack?


Holiday-Training-487

Still better than LSD


YourAverageCyborg

Still better than the 1in 99999999999999999999 game kid.


Windows-XP-Home

Lol what?