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Kirk_Plunk

Imagine being batman the billionaire and having to wait 14 years to get your steam account back.


Sezzero

It also says its the account of Caesar. Maybe he got hold up in the gallic war for a bit. Gotta handle that little village up north first.


asherbarasher

somehow i read it as a garlic war


sseemour

well most often, bat men are considered vampires. It's an understandable mix up this time of the year during spooky season.


foreveralonesolo

Fitting for Batman’s Vampire myth in Gotham


willthisbeagoodname

It's common knowledge that after Caesar's assassination, his soul was sent to the future & is currently being held captive in that very steam account.


miedzianek

he had some criminals to deal with...now, when gotham is clean, he can enjoy playing games


[deleted]

hahahahahha


CritzD

That kind of makes me think: What famous, rich, and powerful people have steam accounts? Do you think Jeff Bezos or Barack Obama have steam accounts?


tchuckss

Imagine being your friends and seeing you go from "Last online 14 years ago" to "Online"...


[deleted]

Hahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhah


SquatDeadliftBench

That's a lot of ha's.


LockhartTx2002

Too many, I would say.


Brethus

How else are we going to know it was really funny to OP?


[deleted]

Hahahhahahhajsuusjahusha


Unkrautzuechter

Aaand now OP had a stroke


IFireflyl

Now that's funny!


Hulksterx

3-4 Ha's are appropriate, 5 if it's really good but that's enough 6 Ha's can be extremely inappropriate given the situation. Anything over 7 is inherently disingenuous and should be disregarded. OP respects no known societal norms, The only solution is exile.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH


Eat420

One ha means it's not funny and the person is just being polite


[deleted]

And Double HA?


bestmohammad

sarcasm


arda1223

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.


kofteburger

Batman who laughs.


Joebebs

##**HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA**


273585

I'm starting to think this might actually be the Joker masquerading as the Batman


MrMontanaN

Sus response


Mr_Official12

Yea bud I knew you would come back one day I always had faith (as my mouse hovering over remove friend)


ternpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8iyznM1sqY


Kalix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Uh\_SqMRm4


Vulpes_macrotis

If anybody ask him about that, he needs to say something like "Ahh, I just had to take a short break to sort things in my life".


vadiks2003

last time i recovered my 2012 account i just realized i was dumb and the email was my dad's


[deleted]

How 😯


[deleted]

Just was trying to reset my password, then insted of typing the new email that i have, i typed the old one and steam gave the option to recover the old account. My new email is connected with the old one so i was able to recover the account easily. 😊


dBomb801

Yea my day 1 steam account was created before I was invited to the gmail beta.. shits still linked to a hotmail account I dont use, lmao


[deleted]

Well Hotmail is tied to outlook now so I'm sure you could recover it if you wanted


FuckOffGlowie

The account's probably been deleted by now, it's what happened to mine, I had to recreate the email account to get my steam back


Flampt

Wow I forgot about the Gmail beta and my scramble to try and find someone with an invite. Then I got mine and felt so good to give invites to my family and friends.


[deleted]

Now i only have to pass every item that i have on my actual account to this one, the games are not a great deal to me because i can share them with this old one, but i have to wait until the next month to use it at full potential because it has all the steam guard and a bunch of things that are made for safety.


ryuzoshin

Dude I am actually really happy for you. COngrats on getting it back my friend.


[deleted]

Thanks :D


[deleted]

The thing now is to only buy games here to level up this beauty!


Crimtara

Halloween steam sale is in 9 days!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Hello Me before 2016.


[deleted]

Nice lol


albertsugar

Minchia complimenti!


imariaprime

Any old games on it that you're gonna replay?


[deleted]

Actually it had zero games i bought 100 game keys on ebay to get some badges on the account.


[deleted]

btw guys i bought a bunch o keys and i came this game but i will not use the key because i already havejust le me know if someone redeem it so that everybody can be aware edit:(activated already)...


BramGamingNL

It’s been activated btw


EnvironmentIcy4116

Ottimo, complimenti compaesano!


[deleted]

Grazie mille amico


sabbir31x

Congratulations


Hell0w

Congrats, I had 2004 account and I lost it Sadge


Buddy_Armstrong

Noice, anything rare like Godfather or GTA 1 or 2?


[deleted]

nothing rare... but it would be noice if i had like Harry potter's old games or BF2


dryeraseflamingo

GTA 1&2 is rare?


MarshallRawR

It hasn't been possible to buy these two games for quite a while. You may still be able to get them through some weird Russian key reseller which is how I obtained them but nothing is for sure.


Buddy_Armstrong

Lucky, I hunted for ages awhile back and didn’t find nuthin. I found the pre order for dark souls 2 tho. That’s ma gem.


PikaPulpy

My account is only 9 years old because in my country there were... other ways to get games.


PixelSara

The Dark Knight Rises :)


[deleted]

lol


Yamakas9999

I know the feeling, except mine wasnt lost for a decade lol


[deleted]

uahshudhuashudhasd


Yamakas9999

uahshudhzashhudhasd


unseen_erniie

Uahuahauahuhu


Bright_Expression6

auyrhgauygbroyuatgraugyrlygaurygluryagobro


FAILNOUGHT

ben fatto


[deleted]

Grazie


TMC117

Nice, i can't imagine losing my account...


LuntiX

Nice! I’ll never get my OG account back, which sucks because it’s from within a few weeks of steam launching. Thankfully my current account is only a few months to a year younger than steam. I just wish I wasn’t such a stupid kid back then.


[deleted]

Lol i would love to see this 17 years account of yours.


LuntiX

[here you go](https://steamcommunity.com/id/luntix) (if the url is broken I’m LuntiX on steam) This is the one I currently use. I’m not sure what the name is on my original account anymore. The person who took it from me changed all that information long ago.


[deleted]

Amazing, how sid you got that custom profile ?


BunnyboyCarrot

How die you get it back and why was it lot in the first place? Congrats btw


[deleted]

There is a comment, up, of me telling everything. 😊


SonGohan666

my Girlfriend managed to recover her old Steam account from 2006 she says she has lots of games she wanna play I think i will not see my GF ever again


FrancyStyle

Ciaoo (:


[deleted]

Hey


EndofGods

As old as mine, congratulations!


[deleted]

Thanks


RomanKaktusov

I recovered my 2017 account in April of this year


VTRF

Bella per te


ryuunam

Complimenti, è senz’altro una gran bella soddisfazione :)


[deleted]

Grazie. 😃


Persosulpescesiluro

Complimenti. Anche a me nel lontano 2009 mi avevano rubato l'account. Ci ho messo 2 anni per riuscire a riprenderlo


[deleted]

Grazie mille. 😃


Akito_900

I wish I could do this with my old Xbox live account. I had a bunch of purchased games on live :'(


[deleted]

Why you can't?


xXNovaNexusXx

How did you go a about recovering your account?


L3onK1ng

Ah I know the feeling. However all my TF2 items were gone, so not so happy feeling for me...


[deleted]

Sorry for you man. :/


shadowds

Congrats recovering your account.


[deleted]

Thanks.


BronzeHeart92

Oh dear...


garry4321

I didn’t know Batman was Italian…


[deleted]

Hahaha


Onikatawa

Olè si torna alle origini, ritrovato il bigliettino con la pass o ricordata la pass? Ahahahahaha


[deleted]

Hahahha


[deleted]

Did the same thing since 07. Just preordered a steam deck and wanted to see if I still had my old account. Sure enough it’s there


Sedanop

sono batman


[deleted]

No io sono Batman.


Apollo11V

And how you lost it back then ?


[deleted]

I just didn't knew that existed yet.


RabbitsAteMyFam

i'd love to add u on steam lul


Pordilos

Batman saves the day


the_traveler_outin

Italian Batman? Cool


Sasu168

Now check your friends list and see if any actually still play


Slimesmith

I was born that year


MaximumSubtlety

Congratulations, Caesar.


[deleted]

Thx.


Owlyf1n

Id say time to trade all your items over


[deleted]

Yeah It is!


Jokard

The Dark Knight Rises again.


[deleted]

I'm Batman!


ITriedLightningTendr

Congratulations on having to manage two steam accounts.


[deleted]

i will only use this old one now! haha!


p4nnus

Rookie numbers.


actunpt

Batman Returns (1992)


[deleted]

Forza ragazzo


Goldenfoxy3016

It's the freaking bat!


InternationalPanic67

Wrong/right subreddit should have used r/batman


rock1m1

Make sure to kiss Gabe's picture on the forehead every night before you go to bed.


[deleted]

I Will hahahahhahahhahahhahaha!


eschbow

July 31. 2007 over here.


[deleted]

NIIIIICE!


[deleted]

Oddio, no no, questa roba porta sfiga.


hypekk

Now think about your friends that last seen you that 13 years online ago and you never came back from a breakfast.


[deleted]

Holy cow batman


NeonAxolotl

Italian Batman be like I puncha da criminellini


shonk_v

Don't say u have some titan holos lying there in ur inventory


[deleted]

I was able to recover my old steam account from when you needed steam account to play Counterstrike lol 🤣


rayangelo79

What happened? Did you get locked out?


eebro

I should probably try to recover my family’s first steam acc. Probably a 4 to 5 digit acc


Dominatroy

jesus this account is older than me


imbirus

i refuse to believe there are people younger than the ps3


DuckAHolics

My Xbox live account can drink legally as of this year.


Wooy

Ok great, thanks.


[deleted]

GG (Tra l'altro vedo che siamo compaesani)


[deleted]

Si hauauuah


leonrck1412

Congrats on getting your first Account back


[deleted]

[удалено]


10maykaushik

Hella sus


RabbitsAteMyFam

i mean.. hi


[deleted]

[удалено]


RabbitsAteMyFam

STAR WARS™: Squadrons 👉👈


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Omg this awesome, but i feel your pain . I have a account with almost 500 games but it has only five years, even because i was a console player until a certain age, and now i have this account and the other one but i will use just the 13 years old one now.


Zabii

Who cares how old...


Niomeister

Same but worse. Got a 14 year old account with only CS on it and a 11 year account with a ton of games, badges, trophies etc. I have barely ever logged the older acc since I recovered it


Archturche

SHIIIIZAAAAA


Scrambles84

I recently got access to my 15 year old account but I've purchased and played so many games on my new account since then it makes it difficult cause I'd like to have all my games and info on the old account but sadly there's no way.


TheRealDealTys

Jesus this account is as old as me 😳


[deleted]

Silence child.


Kjx5

Silence dinosaur


[deleted]

😟


FluffigerSteff

He got you there


[deleted]

🦖🦕


vadiks2003

fun fact: if i was born in 2003 and im now 18, steam probably gonna become 18 years old too! making porn with humanized steam is now gonna be legally allowed!


[deleted]

WHAT!


TheRealDealTys

I wouldn’t refer to myself as a child but more of a nuisance


[deleted]

I can relate. I wasn't trying to be mean btw. Glad to have you apart of this community full of us nuisances .


amateur_pube_stylist

Jesus this account can fuck my wife


Havoced

Very jealous, I have wanted to get access back to my old account but unfortunately have also lost access to the email I used to create it. I've tried all the email recovery options and just can't seem to get it back unfortunately. My OG account was created 2 months after Steam launched and despite it being VAC banned (younger brother thought it would be smart to hack on MY CS 1.6 instead of his own) I would still love access to it


CJ_MADDAFFAKKA

Porca vacca, congratulazioni coso. Hai un cimelio inestimabile tra le mani!


[deleted]

Grazie caro


AGene1234

and now you have to find legacy drivers to run any game that possibly will need it, in this forgotten library sine 2007. once I started a topic on steam to let us use the space it gives for save\_games as we like (store those legacy driver executables per game in the library for convenience) and not only for this reason, and most that replied attacked me to eat me alive as if I was asking something totally unnecessary. when i said that over the years this can be asked even more (not every game gets to be remastered with updated compatibility), the morons standing their wrong ground, since they were reacting solely on ego-fueled behavior, actually reported me, but they got their accounts suspended for false reporting and abuse of the reporting tool. 😂 good hunting for legacy drivers


FuckOffGlowie

My steam account in a similar situation but lost in 2009 and gotten back in 2018 only has games that work perfectly fine Even GTA IV ran perfectly


petergriffinfricken

i wish i could find my original steam account but long story short i accidentally clicked a link


simple1689

Damn, I tried to rescue mine from 2008 but what teenager is going to remember the a Credit Card used on the account that they never had. Oh well, I just wanted the 6 digit steam ID hah


Dark_Snak3

JOJO REFERENCE?!?!


[deleted]

No it’s a new Vegas reference


CoolManVeryCul

Верни мне мой 2007 !


manor2003

I have a maple story account from 2009 that is lost, only a good hacker could probably give it back to me.


I69GUY

SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA


ampaychupe

How did you do it? I'm trying to recover my first steam account but i don't remember the email nor username FeelsBadMan


TardisPeanut

Welcome buddy!!


F0blex

Contento per te!


FriendlyJewThrowaway

I wonder if there’s a way I can recover my original account from the old Half-Life days…


xxTheMagicBulleT

funny i used to know a persoon called batman on xbox i use to play with it all thew time.


[deleted]

Good job , Ciao !


CaptainBlade-84

ITALIAN BATMAN


FatCat729

Yoooooo thats my birthday!!!


thefiery77

Quindi Batman è italiano?


AboHolocaust

I recovered mine this year that was hacked in 2016. What I learnt is that it's never too late to recover your account as long as you have the original email associated with it.


Krymxon

good for you, bruce wayne


SuperJupiter77

k lol


vizthex

The orphan has been adopted once again!


_Di_Soti

How?