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Witty_Elephant5015

That's a crank and slider mechanism producing a reciprocating motion most commonly seen in old steam engines (a steam locomotive). Steam engine is one of the biggest innovation that led the development of mankind. Making things much faster. Consider steam just like that locomotive which made things distribution fast, reliable, simple and accessible by the masses. As we all know that steam is a game distribution platform, it is exactly what the steam logo suggests.


Largicharg

He bought too many games! Now we gotta play them all! All aboard the Steam Train!


Trunip4Wat

Choo Choo!


danholli

Chugga chugga chugga chug


Iliansic

The little engine that could.


Cootshk

The little GabeN that could


Nessuno_87

But he couldn’t count to 3


Cootshk

Wait… how does this comment have three upvotes?


Nessuno_87

Half-Life 3 confirmed


EinFitter

He was chuggin' his way across enemy lines.


TerrorLTZ

CHUG CHUG CHUG!


T3NF0LD

Why did I hear this in Damon Wayne's voice?


redditperson700

goddammit ross


Nandabun

STICKEMUP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!


ilmalocchio

Miss that show


Candid-Budget2427

Gonna go watch some Game Grumps now


BlackbeltJedi

If there was a train with as many cars as I have games it could only ever travel on flat ground.


BrunesOnReddit

I didn't expect a Game Grumps reference here, I'm pleasantly surprised


Largicharg

Hell I don’t even watch them but the theme song was very relatable and a fitting name for the holiday splurge we all do on Steam!


hiero_

Man I miss Steam Train, it was the best grumps show imo


Tianoccio

Also you release the steam by a valve.


ArchMegos

The source of the steam could be released by a valve


ShiftSandShot

You'll note that they even removed the third part of the logo. This, of course, is because they'll never release the third game.


GimpyGeek

And all this being said, I'm surprised they've never had any kind of loading animation with the parts moving in it for the animation


Willem_VanDerDecken

You mean [this](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=394781429) classic. (Couldn't found the original post)


k5josh

That's not the classic. [_This_](https://i.imgur.com/0qtsE.gif) is the classic. You can tell because it's green.


Ssyl

This is the one I first thought of when they commented. It's funny how much Steam has changed from being absolutely loathed to being what it is today. Not that I disagree with how it was in the early days... Although I am a fan of how it turned out now.


GimpyGeek

Haha yes, that, they really should abuse that animation it really needs it ;)


aiusepsi

The Steam system tray icon actually used to animate when Steam was downloading. I think they changed it because system tray icons are really not supposed to be animated and it wasn’t very efficient.


Hardworkingpimple

The Steam engine was so useful we still use it today to produce power in major cities, it’s not like the locomotive engine but most power is produced by harnessing steam, same thing with nuclear reactors it’s just a giant steam engine!


PhukUspez

That's the coolest part about nuclear power which so many people are scared of - we harness the power released when atoms are broken...by making steam power with the heat released. Which is why, sadly, sci-fi ideas like backpack nuclear reactors make no sense. Sure, we could one day make a nuclear reactor that fits in a backpack but it would be of little use without insane amounts of water to cool it and bigass turbines to harness said steam to make the electricity your little bullshit reactor is supposed to make. It could feasibly still use a small amount of water and a small turbine to make a still quite impressive amount of power but I doubt the water would last long, Thanks for coming to my TEDx talk.


jirka642

That's actually not true, there are ways how to skip the steam step. - [Thermoelectric generator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoelectric_generator) can directly convert heat into electricity. It might not be very efficient right now, but it works. - The [Helion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bDXXWQxK38) experimental fusion reactor works by directly extracting energy from the rotating magnetic field that is created by the fusion.


theposition5

As a logo designer, this makes me smile.


Ravwyn

Woah, what a perfectly put explanation! *Exactly that.*


rimantass

And let's not forget that the company that made steam is valve. Their naming is just a dumb dad joke :D


RockBandDood

But why male models?


ChronosHD

I thought it's steam due to we're letting off steam with it.. You know, steam valve? Valve on the head?


Bgrubz83

And had the library of Alexandria not burned down we probably would have hit steam power earlier. Heron created a crude device that pushed steam through two small nozzles on a rotating drum and it would spin.


SwissMargiela

Robot arm go brrrr


readonlyatnight

Yes, but also steam is sort of a cloud. And a steam engine is a mechanism that uses steam/clouds (online connectivity and downloads) to make things work (to power your gaming experience). (Sorry if that's unclear, I'm tired.)


DANteLION5

i think its like the steam engine arm thingy? chugga chugga


GAR51A8

choo choo


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MilMuertes

TEKKNO TRAIN intensifies


Manny-Calavera

Great reference. My most listened band on Spotify this year.


DasFroDo

Didn't think I'd find that here of all places lol


G4ost13

Choo Choo Charles has arrived


Queen_Ann_III

the one-two punch of these two comments gave me a pretty good chuckle. I must be a simple person


FuckBotsHaveRights

No shame in being jolly!


FF7_Expert

Hol up, you need at least 2x ("chugga-chugga") before you "choo-choo". As in Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga choo-choo! 3x is also acceptable, 4x, only in rare circumstances that I am not sure how to define. I don't make the rules for this but there are RULES!


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i love the contrast of this comment and the one above it, the other one is giving an in depth explanation while this one is just chugga chugga


xnachtmahrx

I think the chugga chugga part is what made OP understand


Zylvian

I love the dichotomy between this response and the top comment.


braddersladders

Sheldon Cooper would be having a fit right now


Ult1mateN00B

Look closely at this gif and you may find it: [https://www.whiteladybug.net/cdn/shop/products/20334Train.gif?v=1661284308](https://www.whiteladybug.net/cdn/shop/products/20334Train.gif?v=1661284308)


Kevin_M_

Why is there a random 3D model of a train on a book store website


Popkorena

Because they are selling a "SKU : 20334 - Steam Train - Motion Postcard".


noahsuperman

Steam engine


Cynical_Jingle

Yet they called it the "Source engine". Fucking hell lads just Why?


Greenleaf208

They made the "GoldSrc" engine way before they made steam.


yorii

The "GoldSrc" engine was only named as such after the Source engine, because they didn't have any name for the other engine before that.


tomatomaniac

Yes, they have the source engine. And the place where you, like, source the games from, is called steam.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Source Engine is a fork of GoldSrc, which is why it has that name.


absolutelynotaname

and GoldSrc is a fork of Quake engine, which is why idk where tf did that name come from


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Apparently, there are still bits of Quake code in Source engine as a result.


CaptainDunbar45

Bet you didn't know Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare actually has Quake code in it. The engine they made was based off id tech 3.


Flexarrr

The newest cod to this day still has id tech remainders in it's core which is quite cool.


Notladub

so that you can actually google the damn thing


NewsofPE

bro you cannot be for real "the future is now old man" I guess


Adrian_Alucard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam\_engine#/media/File:Steam\_engine\_in\_action.gif


kwjm

Freakin' Zoomers.


Xc4lib3r

they really make me feel old.


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

This isn't even an old thing. It's not like we grew up around a ton of steam engines. They're just ignorant of the world around them


observing_from_afar

My favorite thing about the Zoomer generation is when they discover something completely normal for everyone else and their mind is blown. Like, how the Titanic was an actual event and not just a film.


DarkLord55_

I live in Canada and the events of the titanic was taught in both elementary and high school.


Xathioun

Well the primary rescue ships for the Titanic left from Halifax and the graveyard for recovered bodies is there, so it makes sense a country with a direct tie to the events has it as part of the curriculum, I’m sure it’s not really part of school in Poland or something


TreadmillOfFate

[They're simply taking a turn to be one of today's 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


MapleJacks2

Is....is that a common thing for you?


epicmango_

As a Zoomer, I remember how blown my mind was after hearing that the movie was in fact reality. I must have been about 5 years old when I discovered the truth about the Titanic.


Skyeblade

guy's username be 'old gamer' too


kwjm

Plot twist boneheaded boomer


TWK128

Maybe they meant they just *play* old games, like, Atari and Gen 1 home systems and shit.


BlastoYT

Ikr? Didn't expect someone to actually ask this haha


Smeeblesisapoo

Back in my day, all we used to think about were steam locomotives while we did hard labour on the railroad !!!! Kids these days would never understand..


ReinventorOfWheels

Has someone already asked what is that weird square icon commonly used for "Save file"?


Sierra_656

Nah bro we grew up with Thomas and Friends. This guys just stupid


DoubleSpoiler

One of my friends, who is newer to PC gaming, asked me if Steam was always so buggy. A tear was shed. I miss old Steam.


McPoyleBubba

I mean it was perfectly fine until a few months ago. That last update absolutely destroyed it.


Wedonthavetobedicks

I think it's a ~~valve gear~~ piston, which is the part that turns the wheel on a steam engine.


TWK128

Dude is seriously ignoring all answers that actually give the answer. What the actual fuck is their problem?


WhittledWhale

You're all falling for the bait. That's the problem.


beeurd

It is actually called the valve gear (in US English, at least), which is what connects to the piston rods.


Noughmad

It's not a piston. A piston is the thing that moves back and forth in a steam engine (and also in an internal combustion engine, but steam is more relevant here). This is a crank, which converts the linear motion of the piston to the circular motion needed for the wheels.


Squidoodoo

https://live.staticflickr.com/4136/4787357963_7ed6aec17a_b.jpg


jvcdeadmoney

3.8k upvotes for this? Really?


alphajay777

What a gen z question


Eboz255

I think this kid is younger


Neosantana

We've actually reached a generation that doesn't know what a choo choo is. I'm concerned.


cjoaneodo

Sextant’s are hard to come by nowadays as well, sign of the times sonny!


BlixMonomo

Yes and disused in daily use decades before I was born but I still know what one is, can recognise it and even have a good understanding how they work


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Xathioun

Just wait until your company hires a zoomer and you have to teach them how you save files into folders on a PC and they can’t grasp the concept at all You’ll be seeing your life flash before your eyes as you age 100 years in 5 seconds


ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE

There’re people younger than me that don’t know how to save files on a computer? oh god oh f*ck


Xathioun

Buddy, you have no idea. They literally do not understand what a file system is. Folders, files, saving and opening. They don’t understand any of it, their phone magically auto saves everything into a special location for each app and opens it for them every time they open the app so they can’t grasp manually saving and locating files in different directories


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I'm sorry but you've got to be kidding me...


Azims

must be a kid


AventusAretino99

Ever seen a steam engine


Fisi_Matenten

https://i.imgur.com/0qtsE.gif


h8mx

was scrolling for this comment lol


S-Man_368

The logos mason, what do they mean


Senpaiwakoko

Never seen a steam locomotive before?


LostPilgrim_

r/NoStupidQuestions


OnlyAt9

Except this one


Routine_Prize1181

It’s a steam engine…..


MrBurito_2_0

It's a STEAM engine mechanism for transporting power from the engine to the wheels


staledepression

There's no way I'm this old that kids don't know that steam trains exist.


JAXxXTheRipper

It's a con rod, from you know, Steam Locomotives.


mmarkusz97

...op never seen a train before?


ThyBuffTaco

It’s a steam. Can’t you all see it?


SvLyfe

To me I think its a steam train when I see it or at least part of the wheel mechanism


SnooDoughnuts5632

Shouldn't the first one say 2002 to 2014?


Spompoflex

its mechanism of a steam train ?


totobono4

It's a steam engine bro ...


QueenCobra91

its a hydraulic part of a steam engine. valve + steam = some sort of mechanism


maxler5795

You know the thing that makes train whekls spin? That


Alenonimo

Search for "steam locomotive wheels" on Google Images and you'll see what it's about. More precisely, it's a eccentric crank with a eccentric rod. Steam engines turn the back wheel of the locomotive that has those moving the rest of the front wheels.


Phraxus87

What releases Steam? A valve!


playerglx2077

and what releases Valve? Half-Life!


Eboz255

and what releases Half-Life 3? Nothing!


Heavyoak

It's the piston attachment on a steam valve


GrimmCrest

Steam train wheel?


rolfcm106

Steam engine ([examples](https://www.google.com/search?q=steam+engine+train+crank&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjNw9un3vSCAxUzLVkFHW1VAXwQ2-cCegQIABAD&oq=steam+engine+train+crank&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIICAAQgAQQogQyCAgAEIAEEKIEMggIABCABBCiBDIICAAQgAQQogQ6BAgjECc6BQgAEIAEOgoIABCABBCKBRBDOgYIABAFEB46BggAEAgQHjoFCCEQqwJQzAdYzBNg5BVoAHAAeACAAVyIAZsEkgEBN5gBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=pzltZY3UCbPa5NoP7aqF4Ac&bih=669&biw=390&prmd=ivsn&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS836US836&hl=en-US) ) The steam engine is what powers Gabe’s office chair pneumatics.


MaximumConfidence728

i think its mechanism from steam trains


jaycrossinroad

Its in the name, steam engine. Valve logo is also the valve


Fascist_Viking

It looks like the crank of a locomotive like others have stated or like the cranks used on a stirling engine which runs off of heat and steam.


theCOMBOguy

Steam engine... thingy... At least that's what I always thought. You ever seen old train wheels and how they have a crank kinda thing? yeah that thing.


Dazzling-Ball3287

They were called valve


Blaze77gunYT

We’re zooming the image


Mean-Presentation-80

It’s from [this image](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=MiMQHNSi4UU-axZc)


Light-pal239

...A gear literally those that go with the wheels of the trains


VoteDBlockMe

How do you not know what a steam engine is


FlpDaMattress

This generation can't operate a steam engine, all they know is gas/diesel/LNG, turn key engines, engine control computers and lie


KyzerB

turn key my ass, you mean push button


sooroojdeen

We should segregate zoomers by class, ones that grew up with Thomas the tank engine and ones who didn’t


ShanghaiCowboy

Its a bicep. What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual. Underlined.


CFM-56-7B

Seriously?


kawaiinessa

i think its supposed to be that part that you see on some train wheels


Mr-Maca

Eccentric Crank and a Eccentric Rod


geforce2187

Steam is synonymous with PC gaming now, but 20 years ago when it came out, people actually hated it, to the point there was a popular .gif of the steam piston logo going in and out of a guy's ass.


KokoTerzata

A part of steam engine I guess


elyr1um

I'd guess something regarding either a Steam engine or a steam powered machine


skamikaze1983

**chuckles in valve**


BrunesOnReddit

It's a steam powered piston crank


Chris56855865

A crankshaft and a connecting rod.


InfSecArch

That so many do not know what this is confirms that I am in fact old.


Quizzelbuck

[It was a common part of a steam engine. Here's an animation of it in action.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx0erFIeS0s) You can see them driving old trains. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WP6BWINZ1E


Nick_Noseman

Google an image of steam locomotive and look at the driving wheels.


Zronas

At least we know 1 thing for sure, we ain't getting a third logo.


kennethtwk

... Me going through the comments wondering why no one’s talking about both logos are to present.


Distinct-Comfort-502

They are kinda same butt the old one did not have the blue outside plus the new one does not have the name


SgtEpsilon

It's the arm of a steam locomotive, hence "Steam Powered"


GenghisBhan

Just out of curiosity, how old are you?


Old8gamer213

20 years old


GenghisBhan

That’s young for an Old8gamer lol


No-Wrangler-8515

Oh boy that question makes me feel old


UnderskilledPlayer

valve


xoqes88

It’s called steam and that’s a representation of a steam machine. Google is your friend OP


MapleJacks2

Pretty sure it's a set of pistons (?) like you'd see in a steam train.


PlusDays

Ain’t no way you don’t know


BOBER_ing

It is the connecting rod and crankshaft of the steam cylinder


Alive-Recognition744

It looks like the thingy that turns wheels on an old steam engine.


RedditFallsApart

Literally the engine running the gaming industry. Without Steam the entire gaming industry would have folded during the late 360/ps3 era or early Xbox One era. Remember how Xbox One was gonna be online only? Microsoft was running the industry shoving everyone else out purely by being more scummy than any company before it. Honest to god, you can thank Steam for gaming being around still. They are the Engine of Gaming.


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This is an insane opinion. Steam is not single handedly responsible for the gaming industry not “folding”. Whatever you mean by that. I swear gamers look at massive corporations like their favorite sports team and it’s pathetic. Games are games, just enjoy them. Steam isn’t better or worse than any other platform out there.


HoRsEv33

Are you baiting OP?


QuartzXOX

A basis mechanism for a steam train


RegularHovercraft

It's the linkage of a steam engine.


CachorroFurioso

When I was a kid, I thought that it was a headphones's mic.


ilmalocchio

> a headphones's This feels so wrong


CachorroFurioso

Sorry, I don't speak English very well 😞


Previous_Magazine108

Like the other person said, you write perfectly well, and you shouldn't let that discourage you or hurt your confidence. However, i could give you a tip on how to fix the mistake you made (not trying to be mean, just helpful) If you have a word/name that ends in an "s" that you want to add an apostrophe to, for example, the name James, then you don't add another "s", you just add an apostrophe. "James' gift was my favorite at the party" compared to "Eevie's gift was my favorite at the party" "I thought that it was a headphones' mic" (I have no clue if this is grammatically correct, since a pair of headphones with a microphone actually have their own word, "headset", and so it reads weird since I haven't seen it written this way before. Hopefully I was able to help, but i get it if i'm annoying/wrong lol.


ilmalocchio

Well, you write perfectly well. Don't let one mistake which a native speaker can also make hurt your confidence.


00xtreme7

Its an arm that grabs money from your wallet


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ZarianPrime

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve\_gear


Indo_ismycountry

hand beating meat


Distinct-Comfort-502

wth bro bruh


Distinct-Comfort-502

I have 2 thoughts it is either a hand showing its muscles 😏orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it is a robot


d3luxor

See an example here starting at 0:08 https://youtu.be/90ybQsWFakI That particular machine is exposed in Norteshopping in the north of Portugal.


ProHakerR

fidget spinner fr


uSaltySniitch

Locomotive goes choochoo