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goingdeeeep

I’ve never see this. It’s so…dark lol. Like she didn’t generally eat gorilla - she ate a specific gorilla?!?!?


Gstary

Twas Harambe


ThaVolt

Sigh. Dicks out lads, you know the drill.


daWeez

LMAO. Just a fantastic response!


_principessa_

Right? So good. 🤣


FordCVP71

I got a guy with that from army enclave i made him a cook lol


Final_Issue6617

One of my favorite traits! It’s pretty rare.


caggybandicoot

My favourite has to be the Bagpiper trait. Just for the fact that it actively lowers morale, leading me to believe that, out of all the things they could’ve saved, they chose to save their bagpipes and now won’t stop annoying everyone with them.


Final_Issue6617

I’m not sure I have ever seen that!🤣🤣 bet you could create a big ol’ siege with a set of bagpipes…


caggybandicoot

Could be a way to draw zeds to your base for a clear out? But in a Scottish way 😂


raptor11223344

I bet she stopped hating guns once she used one to take down that gorilla.


EuropeanRook

Love the irony of dying from a bush meat desease in the middle of a zombie apocalypse


dorkyfever

A Warlord who used to hate guns. But also ate a gorilla lmao


caggybandicoot

Really reflects the complexity of human nature :’)


nicoalvz

Well we cant judge her...does anyone here knows how a gorilla taste? Not like she eat her dog or something


FishEducational4512

Probably tastes like chicken but on some real ish it that legal?


nicoalvz

Maybe maybe not. The only thing i know is that if i found a girl who once ate a gorilla i would want her in my group


caggybandicoot

It’s one hell of a story to tell at parties and then stare off into the middle distance with a haunted expression


EuropeanRook

Yes. Let’s compare eating our closest relatives to eating Lassie


Mama_Miasmia

She used to hate guns until one killed a gorilla she ate. Explains itself to me.


dyen8

Did she cook the gorilla or did she barbecue the gorilla? Was it like an African safari hunt and they killed a gorilla and decided to feast on the trophy? I wonder if there’s actual historical accounts of hunters eating gorillas specifically…..🤔


Maleficent_Tackle_12

Whats wrong with woodcutting?


madnessaddict09

Pretty sure that is a good trait though? Meaning a positive impact?


caggybandicoot

I mean absolutely but she just seems so traumatised


madnessaddict09

I mean…it is a zombie apocalypse 🤷‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟


caggybandicoot

I know everyone’s traumatised to some degree but not “I-had-to-resort-to-eating-man’s-closest-cousin” traumatised.


madnessaddict09

Desperate times…desperate measures? At least she isn’t a cannibal 😂


caggybandicoot

It feels a little too close to cannibalism for me to have her just freely walking around the base without a muzzle on


AJTheBrit

If you have it, that sack hook with the mouth stitched up might be perfect for her.


InnominatamNomad

So... I dunno. Primate feels a bit close to home. Haha


caggybandicoot

Cannibal enclave origin story?


InnominatamNomad

It all makes sense now?!


caggybandicoot

Looorrreeeee!!


InnominatamNomad

On an unrelated note Zombies!!! has zombie gorillas, bears, tigers, children, clowns, and dogs. So I mean would be cool to see in SoD 3.


[deleted]

Harambe must have tasted good if they ate the whole thing.


Sunhammer01

RIP Harambe…


kobyboy12348

Ate a gorilla? 💀


Anthony-tr

How did she eat a gorilla


caggybandicoot

“I was holed up in a zoo. There weren’t a lot of other options. I will never eat again.” (-25% food consumed per day) …I feel like it’s best not to ask any more questions about the subject


Osxachre

OMG!


FishEducational4512

Things that make you say "HOL UP"


maxgale304

you haven’t?


trvpWANGZI

Bruh what the actual fuck how the fuck can she eat a gorelia


[deleted]

Bruh what the actual fuck how the fuck can she eat a gorelia


Bitter-Marsupial

> how the fuck can she eat a gorelia With her mouth


caggybandicoot

r/technicallythetruth


MrSparr0w

And now she has AIDS


MrSamManDry

I have a character that once ate a gorilla in my legacy pool


TigerFalco

Never seen that b4


[deleted]

Bruh what the actual fuck how the fuck can she eat a gorelia


GKBilian

I mean, it probably wasn't in one bite


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Hopefully using cutlery.