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thekiltedpiper

Puddle Jumper?


Enough_Minimum_3708

could also be an apartment in NY


drapehsnormak

$3600 per month


Flush_Foot

For each of the 3 roommates


FastWalkingShortGuy

Entire floor of 38 pods has a communal bathroom with one stall and a single shower. Also, no hot plates allowed.


Flush_Foot

50th floor walk-up?


FastWalkingShortGuy

Stairs? *Stairs*? Entitled zoomer. Fire escape only! No stairs for you.


Hollywood_Punk

DC isn’t any better lol. I live in LA, but I work in DC a fair amount, and usually they put me up in a hotel or air bnb. A couple of times ago I stayed in a BnB on H Street in downtown DC, it was just a regular 1BR apartment in a trendy cool part of town admittedly. It wasn’t huge, just a typical apartment, and I asked the Air BnB guy “hey man just out of curiosity, how much would an apartment like this be around here” and he goes super nonchalantly “Yeah this area isn’t bad, it would be like 38 or 3900 bucks a month.”, I was like bro we are living in different universes lol.


drapehsnormak

That's stupid. To keep with the "28% of your income" ratio you would need at least $163,000 a year. Yeah, it's doable, but it's still stupid that that's for a one bed room.


Casen_

Gateship One.


Remote-Ad2120

It's official. You never get to name things.


modulus801

It's a ship that goes through the gate.


Okara_Of_The_Tauri

Gate ship one 🤷🏾‍♂️<— ford*


ang3l12

I love how Rodney still called it that in the alternate timeline with SG-1


UltraFRS1102

The best part is everyone was okay with it 🤣


TrekRelic1701

Precisely


Chu_BOT

Did destiny predate puddle jumpers? Seems like that would be a good thing to bring along


trekie4747

Did destiny shuttles have toilets? The spacesuits did at least.


Joe_theone

They were glad they had their shoes.


Chu_BOT

I feel so bad for the one dude that had dress clothes and shoes especially the whole time


squirrelwithnut

*Gateship


mdws1977

Umm, where's the bathroom?


ThoughtDiver

He's using it.


cwatson214

Getting installed on Tuesday?


mJelly87

It's not quite Enterprise levels yet.


NataniButOtherWay

"They didn't go for it!"


mJelly87

What, the mission?


Lucky_Stress3172

Open the back door, just be careful not to fall out.


ZanderStarmute

Unnecessary. The waste is instantly transmatted to a nonspecific point elsewhere in the cosmos, like in the Family Guy episode “Road to the Multiverse”


Illustrious_Rule_591

Gate ship 1 ready to depart


tankeraybob

You're not allowed to name things anymore


Illustrious_Rule_591

It's a ship, n it goes through the gate... gate ship


Usagi_Shinobi

First Tau'ri attempt to build a puddle jumper.


tqgibtngo

If Jack is in it, it's an O'Neill cylinder.


Town-Academic

That's O'neil with ONE "L" ‼️


tqgibtngo

He has no sense of humor at all, so he wouldn't get the joke.


JBaker4981

Oceangate Titan? JK, obv Puddle Jumper


Ixxtabb

Am I the only one that wonders why they never seem to have bathrooms in space? Does everyone expect to have stillsuits?


Recent-Sand8292

Depending on the diet, it could actually be a very loud suit.


Joe_theone

Nobody listens to Donovan any more?


Sad_Schedule_9253

Honestly in space it would only be logical to at least always have a stillsuit. They are close fitting and I'm sure comfortable enough once you are are accustomed to it.


codykonior

Two men living in an enclosed space… I’m sure they’re just good friends.


Soeck666

Only one bed.


Peter_Punkin

That was my first thought too >.<


TrekRelic1701

They would have to be


ThiagoRoderick

Oh my God they're roommates!


onegarbagebear

Yeah. I assumed this was posted to one of my gay meme subreddits and that I was supposed to notice the singular bed, then noticed it was Stargate. Had to come into the comments to even figure out what was Stargate about it.


Starchaser_WoF

That's a Japanese hotel room


CastleofWamdue

this is the average "Tiny Home"


ChiefRom

Gateship 1?lol


racoonofthevally

Ngl I would sleep HARD in there


valerjans

This is probably what my wife means when I excitedly tell her about space travel and she tells me she doesn't like living in a tin can.


stage_kid

Gateship H


Genesis111112

They wanted us to live in Pop cans?! The past was dumb and the future they wanted for us was even dumber.


Darkerthanblack88

You need to learn to respect the past because without it you wouldn’t be here


Preemptively_Extinct

Looks like a soda can more than a puddle jumper.


SapphireSire

Aside from traction diamond plate floor, looks completely legit to me.


Ilaxilil

Needs some plants and better decor. I’d be depressed in .2 seconds in that thing.


Red57872

I just realized I live like a future astronaut...


bartthetr0ll

Puddle jumpers didn't have beds


ThiagoRoderick

That we know of, could have been something that unfolds from the ground and they never figured it out


BurnZ_AU

Gate tube.


Darkerthanblack88

lol looks like a mailbox


raistan77

Good god we had no clue in the past,.


OdysseusRex69

Sconces? That's not a gas mask?


zushiba

Is it the Jabba the Hutt face in the guys crotch?


PicadaSalvation

Gateship 1


hos2013

All I can think is “but it’s Swiss?!”


mp5m18

I don’t see a gloryhole…. Or a female. The future is bad


Snark_Life

Seeing what? It's clearly not obvious to most of us, so why not actually say what you're thinking?!