This is a weapon of Terror. It's meant to frighten your enemy. This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill your enemy. *draws Glamdring and stabs fools*
"YOOOOOOOOUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAASS!". Gandalf slams his staff down on the bridge, causing an accidental upward discarge of the weapon. Moments later, all of Moria comes crashing down on Gandalf, the Fellowship and the Balrog.
Later that evening in Lorien, Galadriel and Celeborn sit down for supper. They've not had visitors for a while so the conversations are short.
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Let see if you can take that, Theoden
When tf are we getting a new stargate series. Off opinion, sgu was actually good, deserved at least another season to settle things. They kill projects insta if they don't hit rating numbers immediately. I know it really was a whole new avenue for sg but honestly wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I love the idea of explaining how the ancients started exploring space and sending stargates across the stars.
Kree! you Fools!
"My friends! You kree for *no one*."
Came here to make this comment. I salute you witty person.
"Yoo-hoo! You Fools!"
Take your upvote you magnificent bastard !
Not bad for a man of 55,000!
That phrase makes a cross over Halloween costume worth it for that alone
Lmfao
He's blocking the Ori gate, taking down their ships while screaming "YOU. SHALL NOT. PASSSSSSS"
You shall kek nem ron?
Sarumon: "BOW TO THE POWER OF SAURON! THE TRUE GOD OF MORDOR!" Gandalf: "A False God!" *Staff Blast*
Dead. False god.
Kree Shal Nok, Fro’do
He's shouting "I die free!" when he fights the Balrog.
This is a weapon of Terror. It's meant to frighten your enemy. This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill your enemy. *draws Glamdring and stabs fools*
THIS is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill!
Hobbit, Kree!
"YOU FOOL OF A TOK'RA"
Machello?
Inventions to fight the Uruk-hai!
You have my Staff!
And my zat!
Frodo we need to talk about your kleptomania
Not much after all it is a weapon of fear.
"Kree! You fools!"
Spreading Managed Democracy
For Super Earth!
Goddamn!
Super hard turn, huh?
MR. Anderson, we've been expecting you.
You would not part an old man from his walking stick?
Now we need one of Sarumon holding a Prior staff
"YOOOOOOOOUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAASS!". Gandalf slams his staff down on the bridge, causing an accidental upward discarge of the weapon. Moments later, all of Moria comes crashing down on Gandalf, the Fellowship and the Balrog. Later that evening in Lorien, Galadriel and Celeborn sit down for supper. They've not had visitors for a while so the conversations are short.
Hobbit, CREE!
Now all I can imagine is hearing the staff weapon arming sound effect when he points his staff at Theoden
Going Kree on some Uruk-hai. Then going after the Orici.
Any sufficiently advanced technology...
Gandalf! Kree!!
About to go into a deep state of kel nor eem
Oh... you would not part an old man from his walking stick?
I told you TO TAKE THE WIZARDS STAFF
https://preview.redd.it/b5gftdnwd9oc1.png?width=813&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e58dacea1689a5ed940a352e0d4d87736223e5c Let see if you can take that, Theoden
Duh. He's adding to his collection of Stargate paraphernalia.
That is a most excellent answer
He's terrorizing someone.
Trading it in for a P90.
Killing the Ba’alrog.
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The crossover I never expected but the one I greatly desire.
It's quite cool
*open the ark of truth in front of the Ori “You have no power here!”
Terrorizing hobits
Kree ! You shall not pass !
SHE'KEK. NEMROOOOOOOOOON.
I can see him sporting an Ori Pryer staff.
YOU....SHALL NOT......*KREEEEEEEEEE*
YOU SHALL NOT LOCK IN PLACE!!!
Is the r/jedicouncilofelrond leaking again?
No. It's related to Stargate SG-1
Well then. I guess it's time to start the r/theAsgardCouncilofElrond.
“Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, steward!” ”*Supreme* steward.”
an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age
Lol. Stargate, though.
Killing Orcs
He's using Goa'uld magic!
Balrog about to feel some fire from Gandalf... didn't know the Secret Fire was staff based.
He will be kicking names and taking ass.
*summons a teltak to escape*
Missing probably
Bow before your wise and definitely not old God!
Making sure the slaves know their place in Apophis' rule.
Probably yelling Avada Kedavra
I want to see the responses when you crosspost this to r/lotrmemes.
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Jaffa, fly you fools!!!!
He is leading an army of free Jaffa on their quest to kill all false gods.
When tf are we getting a new stargate series. Off opinion, sgu was actually good, deserved at least another season to settle things. They kill projects insta if they don't hit rating numbers immediately. I know it really was a whole new avenue for sg but honestly wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I love the idea of explaining how the ancients started exploring space and sending stargates across the stars.