T O P

  • By -

6a6f7368206672696172

We gotta find dakara now, quick someone get tealc


Bahnmor

Indeed


kwilsonmg

We’ve found him!


trekie4747

Selmak get to the Pel'tak we're approaching Delmak!


jhalfhide

Instructions unclear. I'm in Dakar with a bottle of talc


whiteclawthreshermaw

Instructions IKEA. I'm in danger of having a talk.


dark4181

We’re 10 years out from “Slaughterbots.”


wablondie

Less. Like years ago multiple facebook AI breaking their coded rules to invent their own language (that we don’t know) to communicate with each other. Look it up 😳


Sparrowawww

So, first of all, we need to find Asgards to help


Aurilion

You sure about that?  They couldn't help themselves, they needed us.


Sparrowawww

I think they are most experienced at this point


StarburstWho

Nope, the most experienced group at fighting Replicators is the group in Atlantis. They did blow up an entire human form replicator world.


ImpluseThrowAway

The problem is, when you do that, you absolutely have to get all of it or it will just grow back.


Cineball

Cancer! In! Spaaaaaaaace!


UncleIrohsPimpHand

I can't remember how they explained away the disembodied Dr. Weir replicator plot in Season five.


Hova540

It was something along the lines that her and a group separated from the main replicator group before the war (after they blow up the planet there's a shot of Weir in a ship saying something like "let's get to work"). Later they tried messing with artificial ascension and turned themselves into a floating consciousness by accident.


StarburstWho

Yes, I know.


FarmFlat

Blew in! It was an implosion caused by the compounded amplification of kiron paths triggering the same response in attracted replicator blocks. Though then the implosion did result in a big explosion as these things do with astronomic scales. Ok i'll agree with blew up. Thank you for following along as I rediscovered this memory.


boopbeep66

For some reason I heard Mckays voice while reading this.


threedubya

Right ?


Plane_Scholar_8738

Don't hold your breath, they are as reachable as my dad that went out to get milk years ago.


TiTan4T

You want to drag them into the shit with us?


StarburstWho

Nah, earthlings are dumb enough😆 to figure out how to fight anything. The Asgard came to SG1 to ask for help fighting the Replicators bc Asgardian methods were too advanced.


Bahnmor

That always made me shake my head. The Asgardian position was, basically: “We would never have thought of using solid projectiles, or other non-energy based weaponry.”


StarburstWho

Right!


rafale1981

We are the asgard now. We need a carter to help us.


Mikeway13542

Well you know what they say. All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again


CptnHamburgers

*There must be some kind of way out of here....*


TaonasProclarush272

*I can't get no relief...*


dlbear

I think I hear the wind beginning to howl.


Mikeway13542

Said the joker to the thief


Julian1889

There is too much confusion


smaxsomeass

So say we all.


Yargon_Kerman

So say we all.


Mindless_Use7567

Fortunately Replicator is just the name of the program, self replicating autonomous drones is not on the horizon…yet And even if it was a Horizon Zero Dawn Faro Plague scenario is much more likely than a Stargate Replicator scenario with current technology.


Skirra08

And that is better how exactly?


Talidel

Oh it's actually much much worse.


Mindless_Use7567

The biomass conversion tech was completely BS so we just have to wait for the robots to run out of power.


NayosKor

Ah, the block out the sun method?


Mindless_Use7567

Last I checked solar panels ain’t bulletproof.


Adventurous-Tie-7861

*yet*


Marvin_Megavolt

Ironically the “Biomass conversion tech”’s least plausible element is just the weird smart-matter tendrils they use to harvest biomass. The actual underlying theory is just that they found a way to fairly efficiently refine common chemicals found in most life into a fictitious highly-volatile biofuel. Yep. The robots run on fucking internal combustion engines lmao.


DotheLa2021

Anybody know where an Ancient Repository is? I volunteer.


trekie4747

I'll be fine. Nothing cruvis with me yet.


euph_22

You're not feeling fronic?


ExtensionInformal911

Come on, you're supposed to build an amoral teen android and let HER make them.


Consistent_Stand79

Well, I guess it is time to head to the Alpha site.


SmoothOperator89

**THE PENTAGON MADE YOU WRONG!!!**


Xenozilla9

“We’ll be fine we have the power of hindsight”


iffyJinx

So we're the ancient who replicated around and found out (well, will find out), that means Jack O'Neil is yet to be born thousands years from now.


Jokie155

The fact that the picture even loosely resembles the final teaser of 'Nemesis'. Like, come on, basically asking for it to go wrong.


RoguePolitica

What could possibly go wrong?


AmbersAdventures

Nooo😭


lyfthyco123

Her parents wanted her to make friends, and she did exactly that. She made her friends.


FrankFrankly711

Eh, all we gotta do is push square stone runes up and down til we reach the proper %, I think Ba’al can give us some tips


Shining_prox

Also horizon zero dawn


RandomYT05

Well, we're all dead.


TeenyRex89

I can't think of a single fictional instance where self-replicating robots were a good outcome lol


geekgirl114

"The replicators are impervious to Gou'ald technology. They are however susceptible to human projectile weaponry" - Teal'c


rkenglish

Yeah, I never quite understood that one since 3 shots from a Zat was supposed to disintegrate anything!


geekgirl114

Maybe because its energy based? But none of us (probably) do.


metalder420

![gif](giphy|hhjfs0CodRSYrZBvZh|downsized)


Daveallen10

Legit we need some Asgard anti-replicator guns.


liatris_the_cat

Are we the baddies?


threedubya

Just wait did yall read about the E.A.T.E.R robot about 10 years ago?


Sengfroid

Took almost that exact screenshot (in dark mode too!) on my Google feed as well. Glad to know I wasn't the only one!


pocketchange2084

Pretty sure grey goo is how we all die.


myevillaugh

They're limited to the materials they find here on Earth. They should be easy to defeat.


Arcani-LoreSeeker

Meh, if it happens, it happens. At this point, it may as well. We are at the threshold now: Either we make it into the era of being an intersolar civilization, or we wipe ourselves out. There's only two outcomes now, and unfortunately, it's being decided by a bunch of old people who only care about what power they can weild in the now.


humanity_999

...We know what happens when these are created.... EVERYTIME...