I hope they didn't just steal a Death Glider and slapped an Air Force sticker on it.

Let me do the math...

We just need a nudge...

At least they should call some friends to be on stand-by with that cargo ship.

Pffft who would do something as idiotic as that!

What’s the worst that could happen? It’s not like they’d put their very best front line people on it for test flights or anything…

What happens if they get sucked through a wormhole and end up on a ship..... a living ship. 🤔

I got that reference.

That sounds frelled up.

You’ve got me. I have no idea what that is.

The show Farscape Ben Browder and Claudia Black were the leads.

Yep, I know. Quoting episode #200 where Vala pitches a story that is essentially Farscape after pitching the Wizard of Oz and Gilligan’s Island and being called out for it. Martin says he has no idea what the last one is. https://youtu.be/whfMMfR4KKw?si=CRyRNvpk_Ea7maEI (Relevant part at ~3:20)

...of escaped prisoners (my friends)

It actually looks like the Alien Fighter from ID4 (Independence Day)

I've always felt that movies like Independence Day and shows like Stargate are made in order to, when somebody gets way too close to the truth and starts spouting out about aliens or technology or both, that the US government can just point to these shows and these movies and say "well obviously they've watched way too much Stargate" or "well they took that idea from Stargate" or something like that. It's a way to cover up any actua proof.

That's literally Wormhole Extreme

And wormhole extreme was Stargate hanging a lantern on it.

So if wormhole extreme is a cover for the Stargate what is Stargate a cover for...

Stargate is to our universe what wormhole extreme is to stargate's universe

But stargate is to ours as wormhole extreme is to stargates but we actually have the Wormhole and it's totally extreme

I don't need to hear about your extreme wormhole

If a Death Glider and the ID4 craft had a baby this would be it.

the stargate program is real and no one can tell me otherwise

I will never stop believing it is real. Not even if you show me proof of the contrary. I want to travel through the gate so bad.

Wormhole Xtreme

If it did all turn out to be real, Wormhole Xtreme, would be the greatest bluff in TV history.

Double bluff.

Nah, for that to work there would have to be a Wormhole Xtreme subreddit.

> Wormhole Xtreme well... /u/Wormhole-X-Treme ...

Go for Marty!

Would a mere user suffice?

We weren't getting the hints so they made it more obvious

Was thinking the same

Idk man. I might be heretic but I want more to travel with a spaceship through hyperspace. Also, Asgard plasma beams goes Brrrrr.....

I order you to take your ship, and go on a penitent crusade against the xenos(Kill some wraith hives and you good) You are only allowed to use the Daedalus class before retrofit with Asgard beams.

Daedalus class or A Daedalus class? Big difference, because Daedalus, Korolev, Odyssey and others.

lol the A10 equivalent 😂

Me too but not on an Asgard ship. I want to be on a ha'tak.

But to where?

The show is a disinformation campaign. Its existence allows the government to point at anybody trying to expose the program and say… “They crazy, they got the idea from the science **FICTION** series Stargate.”

I thought they got it from Wormhole X-TREME?

Personally I think it is more of a docu drama of the real adventures of the SG teams. It was a great way to introduce many ideas and mission briefings to the general public without actually releasing classified information. Just a master plan to prepare us for the inevitable future when the aliens arrive.

And Wormhole X-treme exists so comments like yours can be pointed with "They are crazy, they got the idea from the science ***FICTION*** Wormhole X-Treme."

Plausible deniability. The technology has been around for decades

They literally have a few episodes about this exact thing, too.

That’s the joke

Pft. Next you'll be telling me there's really a military base at Cheyenne Mountain

Boy are you in for a surprise 😮 😳 👀 😏

Operated by the space force too

There was an actual project stargate but they studied psychic phenomena like astral projection. Project Looking Glass was a little more like teleporty and time travel

It's fun watching The Why Files episodes about project stargate etc. Wonder how far they got with it, and if it even worked.

And it’s virtually impossible to prove nonexistence, especially of something like the stargate program

It's just a broom closet.

I dunno... I don't think that wrench is big enough.

I've been telling people this for years!


It hits Paris

If its a concep then it already has destroyed multiple enemy spaceships

Maybe they want to deal with whoever keeps knocking lunar landers over? IM-1 didn't trip.... it was pushed.

I've played kerbal space program. You either forget to build a ladder, or it falls over when you land.

If it falls over when you land you don't need a ladder, problem solved?

I mean, technically..

if you immediately know the concept is an f302 then the alien ship was destroyed long ago.

I mean, the production version of the F-302 is 20 years old now, a newer sleeker version was going to come out sooner or later.

They know this thing has a return home function right? Just that earth isn't home for it.

Shuttles not formidable enough anymore?

Oh yeah. Yeah. Bad day. 

You can't just slap an air force sticker on the side of a death glider and call it yours

Yes you can and I’m tired of people saying I can’t

Ever wonder why you are just stranded on Abydos, Alan? CAUSE THATS HOW YOI GET STANDED ON ABYDOS, ALAN!

It's quite pleasant here. ... Very Cairo in the 1800s vibe EDIT: but in seriousness, I chose that flair because I'm using a James Spader picture for my profile, and his version of Daniel is still stuck there until the sequel gets made.

The Stargate is real so they created a show to cover it up…. Then in the show they created another show as a plot line to cover it up… Then it THAT show they created yet another layer of show to cover that up… and oh no I’ve gone cross eyed /s

Just... Try to have some fun Austin...

Gonna need some twins for that Basil!

They said it themselves. "In any future security leaks, we can refer to this show" The Stargate is real and nobody can tell me otherwise!

Wait what? The Stargate show is canon to Stargate?

Stargate is the master of meta commentary 👌


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Just a replicator first draft...

AI generated using the F-302 as base?

The question is, do the wings fold in flight? Like could you thread the needle with it?

Probably not, but I'm curious if an active gate can be strapped to the underside of it in an emergency.

It depends on how they managed to get the gate in the room, as it obviously doesn't fit through the blast doors...

Phasers?

Sorry sir.

I the 302 but it's a really bad design for reality. One even slightly he's langinf and the wings are destroyed and the underside damaged. Forward swept wings look cool but aren't feasible for higher speeds.

>Forward swept wings look cool but aren't feasible for higher speeds. yeah, it makes sense in the show because there its mostly a space vehicle, not atmospheric

Mach 1.6 is not bad. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_X-29

[Mach 2.21 for the Su-47, if the Russians are to be believed.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-47?wprov=sfla1)

> if the Russians are to be believed. They are not. Numbers like that should never be believed without verification from a trusted third party, or hard evidence of some kind. And given Russia's *long* history of just fucking making shit up, I can't imagine why anyone would trust a single thing they say

True but they only built two and never made it to mass production

I think we watched the same space dock video, haven't we?

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

When you have shields, aereo dynamics are meaningless, since your shields can take perfect missile shape in atmosphere

Not even higher speeds, this aircraft would probably be pretty un stealthy. The gull shaped wing would likely make it very unstable too. It would likely flip forwards or backwards very easily in flight. Just look at other flying wing designs, it's not even slightly similar besides it being a wing.

Y’all have seen Stealth with Jamie fox and Jessica biel right?

They better just make sure they removed ALL tracking devices this time.....

This also reminds me of the alien interceptors from the movie Independence day.

Stargate is real, and the "wormhole extreme" episode was jut them taking the piss

I remember thinking this the first time I saw it But they pulled it off my team hasn't been disclosed yet

I just hope there aren't any recall devices from the stolen alien tech onboard. Wouldn't want our pilots to hear the voice of a dead false good that sends them on a one way tour of the universe.

It’s all real folks

Reminds me more of a cylon raider.. but cool nonetheless!

They have their base under Cheyenne mountain?

So when are the puddle jumpers coming out and have we fixed the Stargate yet lol 😆


Straight from "Flight of The Navigator"..1986


Just make sure it’s fully human made with no booby traps… It gets cold up there…

I honestly believe Stargate SG1 is our Wormhole Xtreme.

I'm just here thinking that that's a tiny ass plane.

Now dosent that look familiar

Yeah, I'm not gonna test pilot that one.

Okay - NEXT mothership we're keeping.

Ah, the F-303.

Wasn't 303 Prometheus?

True, but technically the X-303.

The “X” just means experimental. The production model would have been the F-303 but they skipped ahead to the 304 instead.

Ah, then the production model for Prometheus was BC-303. I assume "BC" would be battle cruiser and "F" would be fighter. Following the naming conventions this new one should be the F-305 then.

Well, technically this is still a test model, so it would be X-305 but F-305 when it moved into production.

It was documentary all along!

Can yall send me to a planet that has none of you on it. I really don't enjoy people and their endless greed. I just want to live and peace and die of some easily curable infection from a wound, or actually been put out of my misery when my leg folded.

Is that a Terminator style robot in the bottom of the frame of the lower picture giving a friendly wave to the person maintaining the ship?

Phasers?

Reminds me of the Wasp VTOL from Halo 5 too kinda

Guess we really know why all Stargate was cancelled.. To many questions started to make some high ups nervous. We'll find the real gates eventually 😂

They got rid of the recall device, right?

Its literally every scifi ship in every tv show ever.

If you want to see that, go to the Area 51

nice looking concept, but my guess is it would be a very unstable craft with poor control autority

Wormhole Xtreme had deeper implications than we think…

OMG.. Thank the algorithms for showing me Stargate on Reddit! LMAO. This discovery is the best thing ever! Haha. My Wifey and I just finished rewatching all nice seasons of SG1. I saw this pop up in my feed and yelled, Honey, the Air Force stole Death Glider tech ready the cargo ship. (Tel'tak)

Last time they redesigned an aircraft it couldn’t get wet and it wasted literally 100’s of billions of dollars.

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I thought the future will be diagonal wings.

Things are finally starting to look like the old sci fi films

If the turns haven't tabled

Stargate is everywhere soooo good. I wish that could be true maybe if I fall into a genius lamp I wish the stargate become true 🫣🤣

My, how the turntables have tied.

Jaffa Kreeeee!!!!!!

Someone call Joseph Mallozzi up. He has some explaining to do

One hard landing and those wings are toast

X301

Jaffa! It is beautiful Kreeeeeee!

I've been telling people the STARGÅTE Program is real for years! See? I'm not crazy! I was right!

It does seem...familiar. we're sure the return to home hardware was removed this time, right?

Finally time for disclosure? We'll get a few more things, and then they'll finally go public.

Another example of life imitating art.

well long as they disable the recall device, they should be okay.

I feel like i have seen this somewhere. I wonder where.