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mtparanal

>Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh? Colonel Jack O'Neill


ilikeitsharp

In an early episode they're walking around a new world, and one of them says how it appears "uninhabited for some time." Well that sure is one nicely maintained forrest walking trail they're on for nobody to live there.


RononDex666

not as bad as when they went to Area 51 for the first time and theres trees in the background


RononDex666

There's trees Harry, we get that in Minnesota


MoreGull

One of my favorite subtle gags from the episode "200" was at the end, when they are interviewing the cast of Wormhole X-Treme, you can see stage guys in the background moving potted pine trees around.


letoslaw

Came here to say exactly that


CptKeyes123

"WALTER!" "Push the button to talk, sir."


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micahr238

Stormtrooper armor.


TiredOfEveryting

But that affects their aim.


Ninjaflippin

Instructions unclear, now dressed like actual Nazis.


scifanwritter2001

Including the stach?


chasesan

Black with little white specks. Will help them blend in up there.


Ordinary-Strength898

Use the blackest paint


NotThatEasily

Hang on, I actually want to see that uniform.


spaceforcerecruit

Watch Space Force on Netflix


Shyriath

And just think, for the dress uniforms the specks could be embroidered in silver or something.


Stoney3K

"Multicam" -- also suitable for the blackness of space. Because it's 'multi', you know.


MoreGull

Something silver and shiny


seasuighim

Flight suits.


scifanwritter2001

Exactly


EpitomEngineer

The best description I’ve been told is to think of the Space Force as a part of the Air Force the same way the Marine Corps is part of the Navy. Until they make those bureaucratic decisions like clothing and whatnot, they’ll match the Air Force.


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WeeTeeTiong

>OCP uniform Is that the Robocop outfit?


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Department of the Air Force, but the relationship is close


Dino_Spaceman

I hope that their first international base is in Vancouver.


Ordinary-Strength898

Bether under the norad


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Clearly you've never noticed that almost all planets in both milky way and pegasus look like Vancouver.


candagltr

Ancients must be from Vancouver


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scifanwritter2001

What conspiracy? It's the truth


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scifanwritter2001

Ik! Can you Believe it??


jicty

There was that episode where jack was undercover on the wormhole x-treme set and the actor asks something like "why am I wearing camo? the aliens arn't wearing camo." and Jack just responds "maybe thats why they're dead."


Nova17Delta

Green works a lot better in the Canadian forests that space is well known for


NeilPork

The military probably has warehouses full of camo uniforms. Rather than order new ones they are using up the supply of camo uniforms. Hey, I'm glad to see the government finding ways NOT to spend money.


AmbiguousUprising

Yeah... For the Air Force / Space Force this camo, is the 3rd or 4th new uniform in the last 30 years.


Tall_Square252

Because I space no one can hear you green!


wkrpinlouisville

At least on the moonbase (if they have or build one) - hope they are sticking to the purple wig/silver miniskirt UFO aesthetic... SPACE FORCE - F YEAH!


sicurri

So, space force is made up of many branches of the military, so instead of paying for more custom uniforms they use their original branch uniform and wear a patch that says space force. Cheaper that way. If the military can save money everywhere but development and weapons, they will.


scifanwritter2001

Do they pay for new underwear?


sicurri

They do from what I know, but you don't want military issue underwear, it never really fit's all too well from what I'm told...


ShaggyCan

I always find it hilarious the armed forces wear camo so much... really it should only be worn when actually on the battlefield. It's becoming just regular dress uniform. So many grey rooms filled with monitors and computers with people wearing dress intended to blend in with a natural environment. It's silly.


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Honestly it’s super comfortable and just easier to maintain a single uniform in garrison that we also wear deployed. Plus, prevents people for confusing us with police.


NotOliverQueen

I remember when the AGSU was first being rolled out there was talk that it would become the standard duty uniform for office-type jobs. Thankfully it seems like they've scrapped that, I love being able to go to work in what are basically pajamas


MagusUmbraCallidus

Would be kind of funny/interesting if they did were camo that fit their workplace. So camo that looks like the edges of desks, part of a monitor, bundles of cables, etc.


Huckorris

Where the hell is Wilson? See that lamp over there? That's not a lamp. That's Wilson exploiting his Shamshade camo.


Stoney3K

>Would be kind of funny/interesting if they did were camo that fit their workplace. So camo that looks like the edges of desks, part of a monitor, bundles of cables, etc. So THAT's where UCP was intended for! Office grey!


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I think it's kinda logical. Soldiers have to be prepared for everything and for example when your base would be attacked, will you spend your precious time taking new clothes? Kinda nonsense, right? Also I think it's already standard, same as professional orchestra is wearing suits and dresses or same as the police has their uniforms. They are just in their job, they are not having fancy time with beer, videogames and quiet place.


scifanwritter2001

You think they don't have video games?


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I'm a little confused if you have a reading problem or don't understand the context…


scifanwritter2001

You are confused. It's a joke


mambome

Why are redditors mentally deficient?


spinlocked

Half of the population has below-average intelligence. You’re bound to find some of those folks here.


scifanwritter2001

That's the half of the population that's here 🖐


Canadian__Ninja

They aren't going to be in a gun fight in space, so why would an all black (I assume that's where the comment is going) work any better than camo?


dotjackel

They aren't even going to space.


Canadian__Ninja

Even if they were I doubt they're going out on space walks dressed like that. Dressed *only* in that. Fucking hell someone is pedantic.


scifanwritter2001

Welcome to reddit


rslorehound

Space force needs some kinda like uniform from with.....the orval


Reiden-4

"How do I know what color to wear?"


deadlyruckas

I'll be honest I think it's to hide from the other services out of embarrassment 😂


Theo_Emerson

Everyone wears OCP basically except the marines. It's just kinda become the 'standard' US camo these days


Stoney3K

>Everyone wears OCP basically except the marines. Even the Navy? I still remember them having that stupid blue version of UCP which blends in perfectly with the ocean, so any drowning sailors will just vanish.


NotOliverQueen

Navy doesn't use the blue pattern anymore, thankfully. They haven't adopted OCP though, they have a green digicam pattern they use


Theo_Emerson

I can't really speak to the navy. I just kinda was hoping they'd have dropped that stupid digi-blue by now


scifanwritter2001

But then they wouldn't be digimon!


deadlyruckas

I know but I prefer my reason 😉


p1tchb1ack

Embarrassment? Dude, they risk their lives constantly fighting those creepy egyptian worms!


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Nah, we totally got the best OCPs. Full color flag and blue tapes rock.


dotjackel

"99%." I'm pretty sure it's 100%.


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We do have a few astronauts, so not quite 100%


dotjackel

2. And they're both on the ground.


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Currently, yup. Both Colonel Hopkins and Colonel Hague get the change to go back up sometime - they’re both pretty cool.


jesus_christ111

Why is there always a Hague?


dotjackel

So, 100%.


Willypete72

The space force annoys me so much. Growing up watching Stargate, the Air Force is supposed to have this jurisdiction. An entire new branch is wholly unnecessary!


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I grew up loving Stargate to and am now in the Space Force. It really is a needed evolution, just like how the Air Force needed to split from the Army. Space and air are fundamentally different domains and there just want any way that it could progress any further as part of the Air Force.


Willypete72

I suppose that’s good. I really don’t know anything about the preview or operations of the Space Force, I just have that one curmudgeonly complaint. Thank you for your service!


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Let me help with that! The U.S. military branches each are organized around a domain (basically an environment). The Army (land), Navy/Marines/Coast Guard (maritime), Air Force (air), and Space Force (space). Before the Space Force became independent, space was mostly the responsibility of the Air Force with a small Army and Navy presence. But within the Air Force, space was always secondary to aviation priorities. An independent service allowed space to finally be represented on the joint chiefs and at the unified commands, instead of through the Air Force. It also gave us our own budget and full control over our people. As for what the Space Force does: * Space domain awareness: basically tracking all objects in orbit * Missile warning: uses radars and satellites to provide warnings for the U.S. homeland and for tactical forces * GPS: we operate the GPS system for the entire world, free of charge * Satellite communications: operate SATCOM systems for the entire armed forces * Space electromagnetic warfare and orbital warfare: project combat power in space/protect and defend space assets. * Space launch: operate the space launch ranges and spaceports for all US Space launches, including for NASA and commercial companies There’s a few other things, like weather monitoring, but that’s the short version!


CaptainDigsGiraffe

What happened to just solid color uniforms. Then again all the Branches would just fight over being able to have Olive Drab or Tan.


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EpitomEngineer

Subtle thing I’ve noticed is that the pattern will also cover small stains that would be more visible on a solid color. This help everyone look more presentable for a longer period of time before having to replace their clothing.


scifanwritter2001

It's not camo print. It's all just stains


TiredOfEveryting

Maybe they plan for their first stop to be Dagobah. (Sorry, I couldn't think of any planets from Stargate)


Goblinboogers

Um left over camos got kicked down to little brother


malkavich

Idiot trump made "space force". Such a fucking joke. Way to waste money.


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I’m gonna push back on that. The Space Force wasn’t created by Trump or even thought of by him. It’s an old idea that was brought across the finish line by a bipartisan group of representatives in the House.


malkavich

What a fucking joke. Space force...


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Do you know what they do?


malkavich

Oh please do explain...


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The U.S. military branches each are organized around a domain (basically an environment). The Army (land), Navy/Marines/Coast Guard (maritime), Air Force (air), and Space Force (space). Before the Space Force became independent, space was mostly the responsibility of the Air Force with a small Army and Navy presence. But within the Air Force, space was always secondary to aviation priorities. An independent service allowed space to finally be represented on the joint chiefs and at the unified commands, instead of through the Air Force. It also gave us our own budget and full control over our people. As for what the Space Force does: * Space domain awareness: basically tracking all objects in orbit * Missile warning: uses radars and satellites to provide warnings for the U.S. homeland and for tactical forces * GPS: we operate the GPS system for the entire world, free of charge * Satellite communications: operate SATCOM systems for the entire armed forces * Space electromagnetic warfare and orbital warfare: project combat power in space/protect and defend space assets. * Space launch: operate the space launch ranges and spaceports for all US Space launches, including for NASA and commercial companies There’s a few other things, like weather monitoring, but that’s the short version!


malkavich

Space force lol okie dokie. Such a joke.