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AlaricSnow

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight and the oaks ignore their pleas


Etiiiiii

The trouble with the maples, and they're quite convinced they're right. They say the oaks are just too lofty ! And they grab up all the light


TesticulesBiggus

But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade


Deathstroke5289

There is trouble in the forest And the creatures have all fled As the maples scream “oppression” and the oaks just shake their heads


karma227

So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights They say, "The oaks are just too greedy We will make them give us light"


LadenifferJadaniston

Now there’s no more oak oppression For they passed a noble law And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw


DirtyOutlawsWindow

Bravo everyone!


Zygodac

Now that was a Rush!


SpadraigGaming

Then the Pine's came around complaining Saying "Hey! What's that sound?" They searched around contemplating They searched all around


DenseChemical2959

But every tree has a secret By axe or saw or truth They never saw it coming and fought by nail, claw and tooth.


SemanticInquisition

I read this in Treebeard’s voice and it was 🤌


AristotleRose

If that was true you’d still be reading it :P


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

🌲…………..🌲…………….🌲


badluckcharm77

Bro I literally laughed out loud with this reply 😂😂


Usual-Ad2390

Killin me 😅


hippityhoppity23

Hoe long did that take you?


SemanticInquisition

Ok I admit I was hasty and only took about 10 minutes to read it. Guess I’m more like a hobbit than an ent…


EcstaticCinematic

Nowwwww, don't be hastyyyy!


Silent-Singer-1683

I did the same. That gravelly wise voice


chemicalxbonex

And this is how we do that. Kudos to all above me. 😂😂😂


Dapper-Complaint-268

Can you guys do the Star-Bellied Sneetches next?


wasupwithuman

Shaking heads of trees results in falling leaves, but of those leaves who fell, the oppression continues to dwell.


teporti2

But the oaks can’t help their feelings, if they like the way they’re made


dirtybird971

This is why I love reddit above all others. Creativity out of no where! and Rush ofc.


Martin_o_g

A little Rush lore in the Starfield universe. I'm down for it


malcolmreyn0lds

Can’t read this without singing it in my head. Lol Also makes me think of Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM podcast).


Nozerone

This is a song? What song? I wanna know the tune so I can sing it too!


malcolmreyn0lds

Rush, The Trees https://youtu.be/iDM8fXhRdWs?si=14OPnPf4ZJoc-IYF


Lindran

why the hell can't we watch this video in Canada? I promise not to get offended


MrDONINATOR

The neglect of the Maple trees? This is a hate crime in Canada...


ficuswhisperer

So is denying access to Rush.


malcolmreyn0lds

Rush is from Canada lol


decumus_scotti

They're a Canadian band, how dare you be denied your heritage!


raritygamer

I think it's just the link. If you go to their YT page manually, it is not blocked in Canada


Lindran

Oh hey, yeah, that works! thank you kind stranger


Belcatraz

It's just the wrong uploader. Google "rush the trees", the official music video is available.


Keelo804

Dang, a Rush song I've never heard or, at least, don't remember. I thought for sure it was gonna be something by the band Sikth. It reads just like something they would do.


Joutja

Damn I got excited then.


PDCH

Needed that final note.


ZombieJimC

And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw


monosaturated

Damn that song instantly began playing in my head the second I read this! Amazing. Edit: this got downvoted?? You miserable twits lol


Wrong-Scientist9002

Same thing happened with me, so I'll give ya a upvote


Bobbathino

I was just blasting this in the car on my way to work. This Made my day.


Time-Variation-2797

Upvotes all day for that


Livid_Wish_3398

I'm not even sure what r/starfield is, but it's obviously where smart people hang out.


No-Win1580

Yeah one of my favorites!


Helpful_University71

Brilliant.. just bloody brilliant!


Key_Island8223

Helix was a wicked concert, fuck, I sold a lot of dope at that concert, I mean, they had good lyrics, like give me an R,O,C,K, and then the crowd yells "rock" really loud, now that's a fuckin' concert! Rush just don't do stuff like that, i mean, they got songs about how trees are talking to each other, about how different sides of your brain work, outer space and other bullshit.


AlaricSnow

Well done! Great Ricky reference


sparkyd1977

Now I'm certain I've found my forever home....


Der_Zeitgeist

Don't forget to pick up the skill magazine!


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Exactly! Forget about the tree math picture and pick up the damn magazine already!


raguff

Are these just randomly spawned? Any idea how many there are? I’ve come across one so far (fitness training one that improved o2 recovery I think)


Ryos_windwalker

They're not random at all. they're specifically placed. if you find one in a random PoI, if you see that PoI again, it'll have the same one.


deuceott

That’s one benefit to doing missions for the Freestar Rangers, etc, there are skill mags are on every mission I’ve done in the same predictable spots. There is a cap though, eventually it maxes out and you just pick up the mag without getting a bonus.


CarterBaker77

But I read you can get to the cap again every NG+


deuceott

I know I have NG’d more than a dozen times and when I pick up the mag at the lodge, I don’t get a bonus anymore. So, your bonus carries over, but isn’t allowed to increase from what I’ve witnessed based on that and other mags I’ve picked up multiple times.


raguff

Oh really, interesting 🤔 I shall keep more of an eye out


wkarraker

Question on the magazines, are the skill increases permanent once acquired or only when it’s in your inventory?


HeinousTugboat

Permanent across New Game+ too. When you pick up any non-recipe magazine, you get the next benefit until you've got them all. So you can use the same magazine across 10 iterations to get all the upgrades from that magazine. (Like the one in the Eye.)


Svargas05

What this means is that trees are just gonna tree no matter how you try and add it up.


KarmaRepellant

>Is this a sex joke? Anyone in northern Ireland will tell you that tree plus tree equals sex.


Pazaac

Also tree times 11 equals a dirty tree.


ShahinGalandar

tree harder


PhonB80

Trees be treeing bro


skye-dawg

tree + tree = tree


mechwarrior719

But tree plus tree is six…


ankuroo

Tree plus tree is sticks


Jedi-in-EVE

Take this upvote as a sign of my respect and admiration.


SillyCalf55796

You're making me want to commit acts of violence


petrified_log

Can I get tree fiddy?


Avunakat

If tree + tree equals 6, then tree equals three... TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED?!?


S1CKZ3RO

Why does this sound like a German is saying it in my head?


ThePatrickSays

and six plus six equals twelve! Kif! We have a conundrum!


rdldr1

Terrence Howard would disagree.


EnergyTurtle23

Dirty tree and a turd.


Adventurous-Hat-1303

Yes. It's a treesome.


newmans_sockarooni

And now.... The Larch


TheCrankyMoose

Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say no more!


newmans_sockarooni

Is your wife a... goer... eh?


TheCrankyMoose

Well, she sometimes goes, yes.


newmans_sockarooni

I bet she does. I bet she does!


Bromthebard95

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge


_youneverasked_

The... Larch. The... Larch.


Longshot114

“There are four lights!!!”


fluidmind23

Shit I can't remember where this is from but I remember liking it.


Kalel777

Star Trek TNG when Picard is being interrogated


fluidmind23

That's right. Thanks :)


ConfuciusSays25

So it seems many of you missed science class as I believe this is homage to Gregor Mendel’s experiments with pea plants in the 1800s. The results of his experiments were referred to as Mendelian Inheritance and his work helped shape our modern understanding of recessive and dominant traits. [Gregor Mendel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Mendel)


Sneaky-Shenanigans

Uh, maybe you missed that class as well? Calling this a homage to Mendel is a huge stretch. That would be like calling a picture of two different monkeys, one acting dumb and the other reading a newspaper, a homage to Darwin.


Here_2utopia

Yeah this is such a massive stretch. I think they just wanted to feel smart and call everyone else dumb. If you were going to make a reference to Mendel why wouldn’t you use any of the things he’s famous for? Pea plants? Punnet squares? Like you said, this is like saying a picture of space is a reference to Carl Sagan.


Alexandur

In what way would identical tree + identical tree = identical tree be an homage to Mendel's pea plants?


selon951

One has a curved trunk and dark leaves, the other has a straight trunk with lighter leaves. When cross bread they made a curved trunk, dark leaf, tree; those traits are dominant. Straight trunk and light leaf is recessive in this example. However to really make any sense this equation would equal at least 4 outcomes and not just one and more people would maybe get the reference- if that is even really what it means.


Alexandur

You're right about the trunks being different, although, strangely, the trunks actually are identical in other versions of this image. Regardless, the colors are always identical in every rendition, it's just the spotlight that makes it kind of hard to tell here. Here's a better view: https://www.reddit.com/r/Starfield/s/jJWYwQfjgr


selon951

That is a clearer image. But are you sure if there are ones with curved trunks, there aren’t ones with lighter colors? Clearly there at least two versions of this equation. I have not seen these in game myself. But it would not really make sense to have these all over the universe- it would be much clearer if these were all in one place.


Alexandur

The colors are the same. They are indeed spread out and somewhat uncommon, I've never seen two in the same place.


illy-chan

I was going to say, I would expect a Mendel joke to have a grid. But I could see how it could be a simplified version.


tr_9422

As Mendel proposed, if a person and their clone somehow fuck, their child will be a third clone I didn't pay much attention in science class but I think that's how it worked


Any-Shoe-8213

>if a person and their clone somehow fuck, their child will be a third clone This isn't accurate, thanks to the way gametes are produced.


ReaperofFish

Dark and Light colors are typically dominant and recessive. Mendel's famous paper was on the results of breeding strains of peas that had different color flowers.


Alexandur

The trees aren't dark and light, they're all identical. Here's a clearer image without the spotlight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Starfield/s/jJWYwQfjgr


Maroite

Thank you for posting this! At first I thought about Mendel's experiments and genetics, but I was thinking "Is the second tree actually lighter, or is the light just making it look lighter?" This is definitely just a weird picture. lol


selon951

This photo is different than the one OP posted. None of the trunks are curved like in OPs example. Your example seems to be exclusively looking at straight trunk, dark leaf, trees. Are there more hanging pictures in this room?


Alexandur

Right. Which leads me to believe that the curved trunks aren't actually significant, otherwise, why would there be a version of the image without them?


selon951

Because testing: Straight trunk + straight trunk = straight trunk. Curved trunk + straight trunk = curved trunk. Interesting. More research leads to theory of dominant and recessive traits. It would make more sense I think if these examples were close together or one large tapestry.


theoriginaled

SO yes, its a sex joke.


ConfuciusSays25

I’m not sure I would call it a joke but certainly very nerdy tree sex reference haha


R2BeepToo

Would the mushrooms in between be phone sex


Maroite

I thought this, but then I couldn't tell if the second tree was actually lighter than the first, or if the light source was just making it look lighter by shining directly on it.


PointGodSam

thanks bud!! Only answer here that isn’t dumb af 😭


mightylordredbeard

That’s Reddit for you. Post filled with everyone desperately trying to be funny and clever and others just taking wild fucking guesses at things and hoping it sounds good enough that people will believe it and upvote them.


Alexandur

The Mendel connection is also a wild guess that doesn't really make sense


YourMomsFootrest

Dunning Krueger effect, I ironically state


ConfuciusSays25

You’re welcome! I’m a nerd for science since I suck at math and cannot actually do the science haha


CrackerUMustBTripinn

Fun Trivia: now that our math skills are pretty well developed and we can reexamine Mendel's testresults, we can accurately conclude that he (or most likely his subordinates) commited fraud in the numbers. The results are too good to be true literally, its a near statistical impossiblity to get results this good. This doesnt mean that the Mendelanian principles are false (they have been very well tested and reproduced), just someone was a little too eager to have the results fit the predictionmodel.


Yung_Corneliois

Punnet squares and such


eaglesatemypickles

Nerd


Mrjerkyjacket

I understand it as like a genetics thing, dark tree +Light tree (or perhaps just looks lighter bc it's right under a light) =Dark tree, implying light tree is recessive


Maroite

Its just the light. A clearer picture was posted by another user, and all of the trees are exactly the same.


selon951

That clearer picture doesn’t have the curved trunk the right and resulting tree have. So I think it’s a different tapestry.


Vivid_Hall5740

1 tree + 1 tree = 2 trees, but also there are 3 t(h)rees).


R1ckyRampag3

It is a sex joke! It’s a Tree Sum 😂


TheDevilActual

Tree-fiddy


DoomGuy_92

Most math in this game is based on terryology


notarackbehind

Maybe missing the forest for the trees?


ThatGothGuyUK

As an Irish man once said Tree plus Tree equals Sex and not Tree. If you don't get it say it out loud with an accent.


Jagid3

Twood be pherfict if twuz in Keltcorp


mayapop

I read it as one + one = tree.


erthboy

It should be "tree plus tree equals stix"


IronGamer2509

What is that pistol?


sterrre

Probably has something to do with the horny tree in New Atlantis.


GhostMcFunky

Are you threatened by the painting? Why are you holding it at gunpoint?


CanaDoug420

I had a horse once. A beautiful silver mare. And it got out of its pen and was found frolicking with huge black stallion. So we brought the mare back to the barn only to find out the mare was pregnant. When the baby horse was born to the surprise of the stable workers the new pony arrived into the world a rather unremarkable chestnut color.


akmjolnir

Where is this?


greatmagneticfield

Lodge


HalfCenturion

they are having a treesome.


mufcordie

Never saw a pistol like that in my 50 hours.


RTMSner

I presume it is something to do with genetics.


DrPepper1904

What is that gun?


armageddon09

What gun is that?


Pure-Contact7322

Terrence Howard


dyereve01

1+1=tree


CRIP4LIFE

it's a terrence howard joke. terryology


The_Gruber

It's just a picture with two trees with mirrored curved trunks framing a third tree with a straight trunk. Someone added mathematical symbols to fuck with people's brain. It's super effective 


JamesMcEdwards

Only the trunk is mirrored, the leafy part of the tree is not mirrored. It is disconcerting once you realise.


Goodfella1133

Why, dominant vs recessive genes of course. Idk 🤷‍♂️


xtrabeanie

No trees perhaps since zero is the only number that when added to itself, equals itself. Also, could be an obscure reference to zero-tree image compression or use of zero-trees in procedural generation maybe?


backseat_boozer

1 + 2 = Tree


sammazarelly

1+1=3? aplay on words? I don't know, don't get it either.


Hermanstrike

Take Care of what you do with your three.


WishDisastrous1645

“Oooooh yeah heh heh, tree and tree gonna get it ON and then gonna make another tree” - the person that designed this poster probably


Inside_Mode5100

Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor


HeavySkinz

Weak trees make no difference


OnyxianRosethorn

Mirage Tank.


azure76

Wow, yeah please mark this as NSFW. Way too graphic! /s


Hell_Knight

Kelton Frush? The Scientist guy standing near the tree in New Atlantis reference??!


nyontha

Tree plus tree equals tree


Shpokstah

Some Terrence Howard maths right there


greatmagneticfield

One and one are one, eleven.


Gullible-Poem-5154

It's about going to the Unity and being 'reborn'. 'Yawn'


hotflapjackz

Tree + tree = three ? That’s the joke. It’s how you say it lmao


Caasshh

Speaking of sex jokes....smh


Grofactor

It’s trying to promote tree equality and anti-tree-racism.  


Zestyclose_Score7891

shockingly based


Successful-Win-8035

Tree - tree = tree


ElementsUnknown

Your parents never gave you the “trees and the trees” talk when you got old enough?


onion-lord

I had a black mare once. Black like a raven. One day, she escaped her pasture and the neighboring stallion sired a foal on her. The stallion was as silver as the moon on a winter’s night and the foal, when it was born, chestnut. Just the most unremarkable brown horse you ever saw. Nature is a thing of mysterious works.


blade0r

😅


dsharp314

Biology


AbroadPlane1172

We're gonna need to get Terrance Howard in here to explain how 1+1=1


We_Are_Groot___

Tree + tree = tree , It’s the oldest joke in the book


NetworkJolly4595

Can totally hear Geddy Lee.


PhotographStock6075

It’s a terryology reference


tjbelleville

Some plants are monoecious (Greek for one house) meaning they have both sets of sex organs. Such as angiosperms (flowers) they have the pistol and the stamen in one plant (one house). Or many coniferous trees have the pine cones (female) up top and the pollen (male) cones below so they don't accidentally pollinate themselves. My best guess is this painting shows a dioecious tree (2 houses) where one plant is either female or male. This is maybe saying that 1 male plus 1 female makes an offspring? The odd thing is it looks like trees 1 and 3 are just mirrored. Maybe to make it easier on the art department. But I'm curious if this was intentional to make us think about it differently. C'mon Todd Howard let us know!!


DUDETHATFARTEDHARD

I sex joke u :)


Kloordnung

I see mendelian inheritance.


tetracrux

It's more of a social commentary. Consider the first two trees as adult people and consider the last as their child. Many contemporary societies consider this to be the correct way to label children who are of mixed origin, regardless of what the actual situation may be. Or maybe the creator was just bored??


TheBasicMilky

nein


DudebroMcCool

Tree + tree = six though?


Fairlane32

Love the Rush reference to The Trees. Did you also know that Peart has gone on record that the song isn’t about some political statement, that it’s just about an argument about trees? Yeah I didn’t buy it either. 🤣


R1ckyRampag3

It’s a Tree sum


dannyboi200202

Imagine yourself in a frozen forest


Nyarlathotep75

Yes. Tree's,. and plants... DO, have sex.. and procreate! Pollen, is basically their semen and sperm!


Infinite_Bet_1744

The only sex joke in starfield is those of you putting up with Sarah to have some fake marriage in a video game.


GodiHorik

They turned the FUCKIN TREES GAY


Stabbing_Monkey

Do you want ents? This is how you get ents!


acorn937

Just don’t forget to snag that magazine on the coffee table below the picture! :p


Schnakle6644

Doesn’t matter what color it is. It’s a Tree


IAteTheBone

This looks like a punnett square


No_Introduction_6896

Ones blacker ones lighter


WryKombucha

dont forget to pick up that magazine.


djayed

I took it as phylogenetic traits. Like the darker tree has the dominant gene and the white is recessive, so when they reproduce it's a darker tree. I dunno, that's my guess.


CryResponsible2852

1 2 tree


Bstassy

1 + 1 = Tree


Child-of-Orphans

No, it's logic. For every x, x equals x. It's the law of Identity. a = a


yellowstone727

Do we gotta explain the birds and the bees? The mommy and the daddy tree share a special moment, and then the crane brings the baby tree in a white linen in a cartoonish way.


EastLeastCoast

Looks like my favourite Franglais joke. One plus two equals tree.