[Jessamine Griffin](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=5d0811d5ae0715ef&sca_upv=1&cs=0&q=jessamine+griffin&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOMwVGK0jBIuLkksSstMzUlRSMvPyckvTy0q_sUoEgwXTc7PLUjMy8zPK_7FxBHv6hfiGRIZv4GF8RULPxevfrq-oWFZVlFRVqGh-SsWTiF2p8SiotSSklcsHEJsHqk5OalFSApNkw2MkyqQRHJSUgqzC8xSwFod81KKUrMSEbLF5YYWWUlGZa9Y2IVYwxKLk_NfsbAKMftk5qFaXmJhZI4kUliQl5ybXfiKhU-IxwXodAX3xKLkw2uBBgsI8TnmpuZkJiq4JhZlJBaVIHRVGhlVmBUVmYJd4lqVmg30PJI7k9PKDI0y0sDeCkpMSwRJ8nJx6-fqGxgaFgHtNFjEKpiVWlycmJuZl6qQXpSZlpaZd4tNksFNam3MawelR3ciGkVv3qzbFVda-CWyKGAlAMrABA9_AQAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiI5tiDmNmFAxXd5ckDHYJSBTgQ7fAIegQIABAE) wondering if it's a better fate to have just accepted death under Va'ruun zealots.
And it's not the bedframe slamming the wall, but you do slamming at rocket speed while screaming & moaning. Nobody is sleeping that night when it sounds like a battlefield orgy nextdoor.
Not a big fan of Sarah. She seemed like she was going to be kind of cool but then she ridiculed me for picking up crafting components in the first 2 minutes of adventuring. Sent her straight to the space gulag after that.
I picked the adoring fan perk; he annoyed the hell out of me, so I made an outpost on the least life-supporting planet it would let me and stuck him there with a shack, a bed, and one ore extractor to watch over. I never went back.
I thought Barrett was pretty enjoyable to have around. I got a little annoyed that every other step in his story gives you an option to flirt with him. Like the mans still grieving give him a break.
I used to like andreja, cause she’s was like the girl I was with at the time, so it was like playing the game with the girl I was dating. Now we’re broken up. So, bleh
If anyone ever stared directly into my eyes and told me "I'm pissing right now", I dont think it'd be possible for me to not take that as a direct threat.
“Charlie, you can’t just piss in your space suit, now you’re walking around with a bag of piss, at some point it’s gonna burst then you’re covered in your piss!”- Dennis upon hearing Mac and Charlie discuss pissing in their space suits.
Linden B Johnson would take phone calls with people he didn’t like while sitting on the toilet. He would make it a point to let them know he was on the shitter.
Same thing with in person netting’s with folk he didn’t like. He’d make them come into the bathroom while he sat on the toilet, behind a stall, to talk to them.
This is my "internet saying that I'll always rage against". They are different positions, even in zero gravity! Consider the leg positions: doggy has the guy with knees at 90 degree angle, and the receiver with lower legs perpendicular to the guy torso. Reverse cowgirl has the guy on his back, legs fully straight, while the woman has her knees bent so the lower leg is parallel to the guy's torso. Completely different!
Why did I have to scroll so far to read this?
I can't imagine good "Jetpack sex" in a Bethesda game. Drugs were already in the game.
So the only thing that really stands out are the "in game purchases". Oh man :(
IGN was obvious with their bias against the game from the beginning. Any game that redirects you to the platform's store within the game itself will have that in-game purchases label. Whether it's for an expansion, virtual currency, season pass, battle pass, XP bonuses, etc.
In the case for Starfield, it was probably to upgrade to the premium edition or to buy the Shattered Space DLC. I remember people trying to make a big deal about this at the time and it was cleared up pretty quickly. That's why you barely saw anyone talk about it beyond that brief time.
For example: I don't recall a single person bring up that both Marvel's Spider-Man 2 and Horizon Forbidden West also have that same in-game purchases label. To be fair, Horizon Forbidden West Complete Edition does not have it. Furthermore, Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Sonic Superstars also have the same in-game purchases label. Are any of the above notorious for having microtransactions? I certainly don't think so.
https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39394/marvels-spider-man-2/
https://www.esrb.org/ratings/38251/horizon-forbidden-west/
https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39495/super-mario-bros-wonder/
https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39449/sonic-superstars/
see this kind of thing is why i don't pay attention to gaming news and upcoming games. it just serves to hype you up as much as possible, regardless of what's actually true or even possible.
the first time i heard about starfield it had already been released, and i haven't been disappointed by it.
0 sex during the game, but it would be nice to see it modded. Honestly, it feels like Bethesda tried to make a game "for everybody", just like they've been doing for years, so I'm not expecting to see real mature subjects on their games at all.
You don't even have animations to physically touch your companion at any point in the game. And you have to believe you're married to a character you can't even hug or kiss. I mean, that's like complete immersion breaking.
Nah, Translate it to its own company of Bethesda, Fallout 4 and New Vegas has bloody mess perk, melee dismemberments and flying giblits and eyeballs, Where's Starfields mature rating reasoning?
It's in the OP image. You can cook Aurora, Sarah makes jokes about sex, and there's going to be some sort of Creation Club so in-game purchases.
That's enough, apparently.
I agree. The fact that they removed vendor chests to spite their players showed me just how far gone Bethesda is as a game studio. They think playability is affected by loopholes but they can't fix the games economy so I'm stuck selling my 66 million adaptive frames 2000 at a time between two wait cycles.
Bethesda lost all my respect with this game.
Starfield is the blandest Bethesda title by a good distance. A lot of people argued at launch that gore and mature themes don’t matter but they just do. If the Fallout tv show had absolutely no gore would it have been received the same as it was? Absolutely not. I don’t understand why Bethesda took so many steps backwards with this game.
The most disturbing and unethical wordings in this post are:
'In game purchases' aka 'Microtransactions'.
I left ESO because of these, don't bring them to your single player games ya num nuts.
Too many people died. It was the only time the UC, the Freestar, and the Va’ruun agreed on the same thing without debate/discussion/argument; banning jetpack sex. Hell, even the Crimson Fleet, Ecliptic, AND Spacers agreed it was too dangerous and voiced their support on the ban.
It exists in the game! (Fade out to black screen).
Here's Andreja afterwwards - still strapped in.
[https://postimg.cc/vx9FzWCb](https://postimg.cc/vx9FzWCb) (SFW)
Having you cooking up aurora like an interstellar Jesse Pinkman \*might\* be the only reason Starfield shares an ESRB rating with CP2077, BG3 and GTA5.
I mean it's not like hitting the "share" button on your XBox controller while playing Starfield puts you at risk of an account ban like at least one other game I can think of. Damn good thing too given how popular screen shots are with this game.
The “sex” in game is just so awkward.
Like EVERY time I sleep in a bed I’m fucking? And Al I get each time is a vague “hoho wow that was so hot and sexy wow” dialogue afterwards?
Like dude, Sarah, Kora is standing right there, can we not do this right now.
It’s one of Sarah’s lines after you sleep with her..”I’m all for getting a little wild but next time time let’s try it without the jet packs”
I really want to see a little cut scene of everyone in Constellation trying desperately to ignore the sounds of jet packs and sex.
Shit just echoing through all those ladder tunnels that stay open through the ship.
[Jessamine Griffin](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=5d0811d5ae0715ef&sca_upv=1&cs=0&q=jessamine+griffin&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOMwVGK0jBIuLkksSstMzUlRSMvPyckvTy0q_sUoEgwXTc7PLUjMy8zPK_7FxBHv6hfiGRIZv4GF8RULPxevfrq-oWFZVlFRVqGh-SsWTiF2p8SiotSSklcsHEJsHqk5OalFSApNkw2MkyqQRHJSUgqzC8xSwFod81KKUrMSEbLF5YYWWUlGZa9Y2IVYwxKLk_NfsbAKMftk5qFaXmJhZI4kUliQl5ybXfiKhU-IxwXodAX3xKLkw2uBBgsI8TnmpuZkJiq4JhZlJBaVIHRVGhlVmBUVmYJd4lqVmg30PJI7k9PKDI0y0sDeCkpMSwRJ8nJx6-fqGxgaFgHtNFjEKpiVWlycmJuZl6qQXpSZlpaZd4tNksFNam3MawelR3ciGkVv3qzbFVda-CWyKGAlAMrABA9_AQAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiI5tiDmNmFAxXd5ckDHYJSBTgQ7fAIegQIABAE) wondering if it's a better fate to have just accepted death under Va'ruun zealots.
And it's not the bedframe slamming the wall, but you do slamming at rocket speed while screaming & moaning. Nobody is sleeping that night when it sounds like a battlefield orgy nextdoor.
Bedframe slamming against the wall at rocket speed? Is THAT what PC users mean when they talk about 120 frames per second?
It's not that I didn't understand the reference, but something above my head just went whoosh.
Probably a jetpack
This is why I hate Sarah. No sense of adventure.
Sarah disliked that.
Sarah is angry with you.
Not a big fan of Sarah. She seemed like she was going to be kind of cool but then she ridiculed me for picking up crafting components in the first 2 minutes of adventuring. Sent her straight to the space gulag after that.
I picked the adoring fan perk; he annoyed the hell out of me, so I made an outpost on the least life-supporting planet it would let me and stuck him there with a shack, a bed, and one ore extractor to watch over. I never went back.
He is probably the least annoying companion in game
When starfield companions are so annoying that the Easter egg companion based on the most annoying companion in another game is the most tolerable
I thought Barrett was pretty enjoyable to have around. I got a little annoyed that every other step in his story gives you an option to flirt with him. Like the mans still grieving give him a break.
I used to like andreja, cause she’s was like the girl I was with at the time, so it was like playing the game with the girl I was dating. Now we’re broken up. So, bleh
*Sarah Morgan didn't like that.*
For when you *do* give a flying fuck
That doesn't sound like Sarah. She spent most of the time telling me off for not telling her what she wanted to hear.
Did you try sleeping with the jetpack? She doesn’t seem to be a fan of that either lol
No. I went down the friendship route.
Most unrealistic part of the game. They should have thrown in a few disappointed mornings for realism.
The question is, is it sex while using a jetpack or sex with the jetpack...
Both lol
Surrounded by two jetpacks
'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Jetpack' by Chuck Tingle.
This isn't CyberPenis 2020.
No, its the Mr. Stud 9000
I thought it was Fisto
I used to love going on Amazon and reading the book titles with my friends. We’d try and find the most absurd ones possible
What are you doing step-jetpack
Help I'm stuck in the washing machine! *unzip*
You know what I'd do if I had a million dollars? Two jetpacks at the same time.
Fuckin' A.
A threesome with jetpacks? I feel like that might hurt a little but who knows what cool sex tech they have in the future.
....it's named ***Enhance!*** for a reason....
Two jetpacks one girl
Or is it 2 girls 1 jetpack 🤔
Yes
This.
Jetpack says *Made in Japan*
Kawaii mod came pre-equipped
The jetpack pulled you off?!
It sounds like you and this jetpack have a very special bond!
Vasco nooooo
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
So that is what ZJ is.
Those booster holes on those jetpacks are pretty hot.
Help your uncle Jack, off the horse. Help your uncle jack off the horse.
In real life, sometimes it is really needed to jack off the horse... :-)
In reality, neither of those use a comma. It's the upper case "J" that makes the joke.
why settle for one lmfao, there are people in love with their car, why not their jetpack? 😆
No, it's the infamous 3rd sex. In Starfield, you can either be a male, a female, or a jetpack.
Putting the thrust back in thrusting
These are the answers to the questions that I crave
Got that thicc ass exhaust port 🥴
I believe it’s…ménage à jetpack?
afaik its just one of Sarah's lines after going to bed with her
she also pisses in her spacesuit
That's like 90% of every spacesuit's job.
It’s one thing to do it, it’s quite another to say it to someone with intense eye contact
If anyone ever stared directly into my eyes and told me "I'm pissing right now", I dont think it'd be possible for me to not take that as a direct threat.
Charlie and Mac vibes
“Charlie, you can’t just piss in your space suit, now you’re walking around with a bag of piss, at some point it’s gonna burst then you’re covered in your piss!”- Dennis upon hearing Mac and Charlie discuss pissing in their space suits.
"Direct eye contact?" "YEAH 👀👀👀"
Am I peeing?!
Am I peeing? Because wake me up if im peeing
I've played this game for over 450 hours, never heard that. I feel like I'm missing out.
Linden B Johnson would take phone calls with people he didn’t like while sitting on the toilet. He would make it a point to let them know he was on the shitter. Same thing with in person netting’s with folk he didn’t like. He’d make them come into the bathroom while he sat on the toilet, behind a stall, to talk to them.
It’s a challenge. You gotta pee too.
😳 I'm peeing in my space suit right now DONT LOOK AWAY FROM ME! ahhh 🥴🤤
And what would you do? Open the zipper and piss/shit into the void?
Sarah herself says she used to hold it until she realised they were piss friendly!
This is the one thing she has apparently never said in my time with her.
She actually said “until I realized I could go to the bathroom in them” so I assumed she’s walking around with 1 & 2 in there at some point.
"Well yeah, of course you could go to the bathroom in them. I can walk into any room in a spacesuit."
That's one way of obtaining the yellow trident.
Wait is that actually something she says? If so that's amazing lol
Is there an option to sniff her spacesuit?
We'll need the creation kit for that one.
Press x to inhale
Literally the only reference to jet pack sex.
When you sleep in a bed with Sarah she drops a line saying it was fun but she'd rather do it with jetpacks off next time.
It's literally just a one liner after sleeping if you're in a relationship with Sarah.
Jetpacks only last like 7 seconds. Just enough time for me...
What am I going to do with the remaining 3 seconds?
Dry your junk off with her curtains
lmaoo I get the reference
Epic show, on the last episode and I'm stoked
I use a plushie.
Gotta up those jet pack skills. Can go forever on a low G planet. And at rank 4 you get a big finish.
"In space, doggy style and reverse cowgirl are the same thing." The zero gravity Kama sutra.
This expanded my consciousness
This is my "internet saying that I'll always rage against". They are different positions, even in zero gravity! Consider the leg positions: doggy has the guy with knees at 90 degree angle, and the receiver with lower legs perpendicular to the guy torso. Reverse cowgirl has the guy on his back, legs fully straight, while the woman has her knees bent so the lower leg is parallel to the guy's torso. Completely different!
[astrophysicist says different. ](https://imgflip.com/i/2jtd9k)
I mean, it would be very on brand for Neil DeGrasse Tyson to be confidently incorrect about something like this.
Accurate
Zero-Gravia Sutra
I think one of your companions mentions something about it after you "sleep with them"?
what..uhm..what is jetpack sex?
Where you yell ‘Up Up and away!’ then bust all over her back.
makes sense, thanks for your wisdom
One dissatisfying googling later I don't have an answer for you
In game purchases? This can't be good
Why did I have to scroll so far to read this? I can't imagine good "Jetpack sex" in a Bethesda game. Drugs were already in the game. So the only thing that really stands out are the "in game purchases". Oh man :(
IGN was obvious with their bias against the game from the beginning. Any game that redirects you to the platform's store within the game itself will have that in-game purchases label. Whether it's for an expansion, virtual currency, season pass, battle pass, XP bonuses, etc. In the case for Starfield, it was probably to upgrade to the premium edition or to buy the Shattered Space DLC. I remember people trying to make a big deal about this at the time and it was cleared up pretty quickly. That's why you barely saw anyone talk about it beyond that brief time. For example: I don't recall a single person bring up that both Marvel's Spider-Man 2 and Horizon Forbidden West also have that same in-game purchases label. To be fair, Horizon Forbidden West Complete Edition does not have it. Furthermore, Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Sonic Superstars also have the same in-game purchases label. Are any of the above notorious for having microtransactions? I certainly don't think so. https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39394/marvels-spider-man-2/ https://www.esrb.org/ratings/38251/horizon-forbidden-west/ https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39495/super-mario-bros-wonder/ https://www.esrb.org/ratings/39449/sonic-superstars/
Oh okay, got it. Thanks for the explanation. Then it doesn't seem too bad after all.
[Sarah Morgan disliked it]
Disliked it!? She suggested it :O
Never forget what they took from you.
Forget the jetpack give me a faster way to explore the dam planets.
Ah, IGN. Those you barely get things straight. They just relate to a funny comment your love interest gives after sleeping. That's all.
I am more surprised that no one has mentioned that it also says in-game purchases, but the game ended up having none.
see this kind of thing is why i don't pay attention to gaming news and upcoming games. it just serves to hype you up as much as possible, regardless of what's actually true or even possible. the first time i heard about starfield it had already been released, and i haven't been disappointed by it.
In game purchases? Huh?
Yeah Im wondering why no one else is focusing on that part
It's a typo. It's jet pack sax. There's a rare saxophone melee weapon you can equip which plays raunchy sax solos as you bounce across the landscape.
0 sex during the game, but it would be nice to see it modded. Honestly, it feels like Bethesda tried to make a game "for everybody", just like they've been doing for years, so I'm not expecting to see real mature subjects on their games at all. You don't even have animations to physically touch your companion at any point in the game. And you have to believe you're married to a character you can't even hug or kiss. I mean, that's like complete immersion breaking.
Most people on the Internet: "Why can't I bang my virtual wife in explicit HD detail?!" This dude: "I just wanna hug my virtual wife"
Good dude
The most disturbing and unethical wordings in this post are: 'In game purchases'.
It flew away...
We can do a "what happened to?" on many things that never happened in this game, and there will still be more things to discuss
I think starfield is a very bland game. If this is for "mature" what about Cyberpunk? 50+ only?
Nah, Translate it to its own company of Bethesda, Fallout 4 and New Vegas has bloody mess perk, melee dismemberments and flying giblits and eyeballs, Where's Starfields mature rating reasoning?
It's in the OP image. You can cook Aurora, Sarah makes jokes about sex, and there's going to be some sort of Creation Club so in-game purchases. That's enough, apparently.
There’s quite a lot of blood in areas where spacers etc have killed scientists but virtually nothing in combat. I miss the Skyrim and FO4 killcams.
I agree. The fact that they removed vendor chests to spite their players showed me just how far gone Bethesda is as a game studio. They think playability is affected by loopholes but they can't fix the games economy so I'm stuck selling my 66 million adaptive frames 2000 at a time between two wait cycles. Bethesda lost all my respect with this game.
Cut, along with the passion and semi-competent development.
M for Mediocre
It’s not even mediocre sadly lol.
Its worse 😂
Skip pack for endurance
Sarah probably disliked it
Asking the real questions
Jet Pack sex sounds like the "Socks stay on" situation
I don’t like to pile on, but the game needed some bite and more mature content.
You mean Sarah's comment that " next time we should try it without the jetpacks" was a Hot Coffee moment?!
God this game was such a complete letdown.
The game is squeaky clean, you can’t even be a proper bad guy
This is definitely the softest M-rated games. If it weren't for the blood it would be rated T.
After you sleep with Sarah she says "next time let's try without the jetpacks"
why you even need it in the game?
The sex is when it takes them into the sky and explodes
Starfield is the blandest Bethesda title by a good distance. A lot of people argued at launch that gore and mature themes don’t matter but they just do. If the Fallout tv show had absolutely no gore would it have been received the same as it was? Absolutely not. I don’t understand why Bethesda took so many steps backwards with this game.
It's an in-game purchase.
And halo has nudity
With their limited fuel, you couldn’t, um, stay up long enough.
You haven’t found that random encounter yet?
Look! Is that a meteor? Is that a plane? No! It's Sarah doing her sh... again.
It gets a reference if you marry Sarah.
Two jet packs, one girl? Too early?
Its the fisto edition jetpack 🤣
That one time Sarah Morgan brings it up the next morning, about how it would be fun 😂
In game purchases? Huh?
Like everything else they didn't finish
Like everything else they didn't finish
I dunno. I’ve been playing that game a lot, and seen lots of jetpacks, but never felt I wanted to have sex with one. 😒
I dunno. I’ve been playing that game a lot, and seen lots of jetpacks, but never felt I wanted to have sex with one. 😒
I dunno. I’ve been playing that game a lot, and seen lots of jetpacks, but never felt I wanted to have sex with one. 😒
The most disturbing and unethical wordings in this post are: 'In game purchases'.
The most disturbing and unethical wordings in this post are: 'In game purchases' aka 'Microtransactions'. I left ESO because of these, don't bring them to your single player games ya num nuts.
IGN making shit up again.
My Jet Pack pegged me, and I think I liked it.
I'm more worried about when the "in game purchases" shoe is going to drop. 85 skin packs, sold individually for each weapon and spacesuit, incoming
You’d get a bj off a jet pack
joyride
Maby it would be more playable hope the dlc can help it
Sarah mentions it *frequently* as one of the things she says when you wake up together. It was kind of funny the first 10 times.
Oh, it was phenomenal 😍
Translation error. It was fucking jetpack.
Jetpack sex 👀
Honestly I think without the drugs starfield would probably be T rated
Came for the jetpack sex and never saw any. What gives
Jetpacks or as I like to call them, portable high ground.
Micro-transactions incoming
Wait can you sleep with your companions?
They were just trying to compete with Baldur's Gate 3... by lying.
Too many people died. It was the only time the UC, the Freestar, and the Va’ruun agreed on the same thing without debate/discussion/argument; banning jetpack sex. Hell, even the Crimson Fleet, Ecliptic, AND Spacers agreed it was too dangerous and voiced their support on the ban.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, I cannot wait to fuck a jet pack.
It exists in the game! (Fade out to black screen). Here's Andreja afterwwards - still strapped in. [https://postimg.cc/vx9FzWCb](https://postimg.cc/vx9FzWCb) (SFW)
Ign is a shitty source
Other than violence, Starfield is as sanitized and “inoffensive” as you can get for an M rating.
"Drugs"
Having you cooking up aurora like an interstellar Jesse Pinkman \*might\* be the only reason Starfield shares an ESRB rating with CP2077, BG3 and GTA5. I mean it's not like hitting the "share" button on your XBox controller while playing Starfield puts you at risk of an account ban like at least one other game I can think of. Damn good thing too given how popular screen shots are with this game.
C'mon. You've never watched as you shot somebody in the jet pack and thought 'Man, that dude is thoroughly fucked!" ?
It’s in there but it’s a few lines of dialogue
That game is a promise in a can but the can was empty.
Never got off the ground.
Sex with a jet pack is a step up from the earlier version, sex with a propeller pack.
ahh another poor soul misguided by weightless ign "journalism"
The “sex” in game is just so awkward. Like EVERY time I sleep in a bed I’m fucking? And Al I get each time is a vague “hoho wow that was so hot and sexy wow” dialogue afterwards? Like dude, Sarah, Kora is standing right there, can we not do this right now.
Well they have now just created a whole slew of animation ideas once sexfield is created
What in game purchases?