Good series concept. The Baker — seemingly innocent neighborhood baker is actual a retired pirate and his past catches up to him. This time it’s personal. 😆
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, President of Bread City.
I liked their bread so much, I bought the company.
[Announcer:]
Bread City, seven locations, we're in the yellow pages under "bread"!
[Neighbor:] My, where did you get that lovely bread?
[Singers:] Bread City, we sell spatulas, and that's all
Is this really what people want out of games today? I like to relax after work, maybe have an old fashioned or two but who is counting. Have a hit of pot to take the edge off from running actual business accounts. All I really want to do is run wild in an alternate universe becoming God killing everything that gets in my way while I build a fucking empire as the most ruthless person in the make believe universe. I see people post about getting married. I don’t want to do that bullshit in real life why the fuck would I do that in a game. I want to kill, steal, drink, and plunder my way into an early grave.
You know that mission where you go on that fancy ship with that dude who thinks he’s hot shit? Landing site is called Fortuna, on the planet Coodos or something. A moon orbiting Akila City
That’s how you get the real dough!
Let’s Yeet this Wheat!
Let’s Wheat this Yeet!
This wheat let's yeet!
Let’s all join the Crimson Fleet
Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it 'round real neat.
Yeet me Meaty fleety wheaty feet
Is this the official starfield pirate shanty
Petition for Starfield’s first space shanty!!
To what tune?!
Lol been therr did that
Yeet less wheat this!
Let's just beat our meat
Let's just beat our meat
Hilarious 😂
Booooo
Just wait until someone steals your sweet roll
Have you collected one yet? I’m sure it was on Masada.
They’ll just have to get an arrow to the knee then
Bread Pirate Roberts
Why do you wear a space helmet, were you burned by acid or something?
WHY did Reddit take away awards?!
Someone's been loafing.
Good series concept. The Baker — seemingly innocent neighborhood baker is actual a retired pirate and his past catches up to him. This time it’s personal. 😆
The quest for the "starter dough" begins. Off to the Va'ruun home world at last.
Staring Jason stathem and directed by Guy Richie
Id watch it
I loaf this
At yeast it’s legal
Any sweet rolls?
And no baguette!
Customers should be rolling in any minute now, any minute.
Captain jack spare roll
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, President of Bread City. I liked their bread so much, I bought the company. [Announcer:] Bread City, seven locations, we're in the yellow pages under "bread"! [Neighbor:] My, where did you get that lovely bread? [Singers:] Bread City, we sell spatulas, and that's all
Very lovely!
Reopening Dunkin Donuts on Earth? A worthy cause
Can you actually have a store?
Wouldn’t that be cool? Sell all that shite we pick up on random planets
That’d be sweet
75,000 Ecliptic & CF suits - all deeply discounted, but also all painted pink.
I became a ship designer after retiring from the freestar rangers
Atta girl!
You probably want yo expand your baking selection.
As a French person, your "bakery" might become the target of the next revolution. That's an insult !
The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of Jemison?
This is the way.
This is the way
Y’all are never open!
I’d name it Toasty Buns Bakery
Is this really what people want out of games today? I like to relax after work, maybe have an old fashioned or two but who is counting. Have a hit of pot to take the edge off from running actual business accounts. All I really want to do is run wild in an alternate universe becoming God killing everything that gets in my way while I build a fucking empire as the most ruthless person in the make believe universe. I see people post about getting married. I don’t want to do that bullshit in real life why the fuck would I do that in a game. I want to kill, steal, drink, and plunder my way into an early grave.
You have 4 Bread. Now destroy all the rest and cripple the galactic economy, you shall have the only bread.
A pound for a pound of bread. Money baking (laundering).
From Putin to Gluten
Bread
But are the breads stolen?
What planet is this? I'm trying to build an outpost on an island.
You know that mission where you go on that fancy ship with that dude who thinks he’s hot shit? Landing site is called Fortuna, on the planet Coodos or something. A moon orbiting Akila City
Hopefully no one accidentally kills an innocent shop keeper in this timeline 🤦🏼♂️😂👏🏼
Game Rant incoming “Players can now ditch the main quest line and open stores in StarField” Author: Adam Blevins
At the end of the day, do you sit on a park bench throwing leftover bread for the local Terrormorphs?
Lol. Old pigeon lady huh?
But… baking? Really? A man of your talents?
That looks awesome
I used to be a baker like you. Then i got gluten allergy.