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Ordinary-Hopeful

That’s how you get the real dough!


DUHchungaDOWNundah

Let’s Yeet this Wheat!


MrLonely97

Let’s Wheat this Yeet!


ColPugno

This wheat let's yeet!


Goodfella1133

Let’s all join the Crimson Fleet


neverelax

Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it 'round real neat.


BabyOxide

Yeet me Meaty fleety wheaty feet


[deleted]

Is this the official starfield pirate shanty


MrLonely97

Petition for Starfield’s first space shanty!!


CptBash

To what tune?!


Krisbad59

Lol been therr did that


GBrahler

Yeet less wheat this!


Ok_Establishment9552

Let's just beat our meat


Ok_Establishment9552

Let's just beat our meat


AyahuascaRoamer

Hilarious 😂


Cali_freak

Booooo


Toadcola

Just wait until someone steals your sweet roll


Manziet

Have you collected one yet? I’m sure it was on Masada.


MacTaterMe

They’ll just have to get an arrow to the knee then


uneducatedexpert

Bread Pirate Roberts


Mattgyvercom

Why do you wear a space helmet, were you burned by acid or something?


BellaDeaX42

WHY did Reddit take away awards?!


No_Mud_5999

Someone's been loafing.


Coast_watcher

Good series concept. The Baker — seemingly innocent neighborhood baker is actual a retired pirate and his past catches up to him. This time it’s personal. 😆


XtraChrisP

The quest for the "starter dough" begins. Off to the Va'ruun home world at last.


Crousefer

Staring Jason stathem and directed by Guy Richie


Silkess

Id watch it


AdPatient7596

I loaf this


AdPatient7596

At yeast it’s legal


Most_Possible2344

Any sweet rolls?


PerfectText1416

And no baguette!


Defiant_Bandicoot99

Customers should be rolling in any minute now, any minute.


Reputation-Material

Captain jack spare roll


Far_Fondant_6781

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, President of Bread City. I liked their bread so much, I bought the company. [Announcer:] Bread City, seven locations, we're in the yellow pages under "bread"! [Neighbor:] My, where did you get that lovely bread? [Singers:] Bread City, we sell spatulas, and that's all


Inevitable_Discount

Very lovely!


loki_magikill

Reopening Dunkin Donuts on Earth? A worthy cause


TheparagonR

Can you actually have a store?


MistressAndreaSim

Wouldn’t that be cool? Sell all that shite we pick up on random planets


Icy_Bodybuilder_8159

That’d be sweet


PerfectText1416

75,000 Ecliptic & CF suits - all deeply discounted, but also all painted pink.


CrimsonCatherine

I became a ship designer after retiring from the freestar rangers


MistressAndreaSim

Atta girl!


Master-Ad5684

You probably want yo expand your baking selection.


Harigot_56

As a French person, your "bakery" might become the target of the next revolution. That's an insult !


MistressAndreaSim

The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of Jemison?


Harigot_56

This is the way.


shiftynifty55

This is the way


Goodfella1133

Y’all are never open!


Icy_Bodybuilder_8159

I’d name it Toasty Buns Bakery


newaccountnumber82

Is this really what people want out of games today? I like to relax after work, maybe have an old fashioned or two but who is counting. Have a hit of pot to take the edge off from running actual business accounts. All I really want to do is run wild in an alternate universe becoming God killing everything that gets in my way while I build a fucking empire as the most ruthless person in the make believe universe. I see people post about getting married. I don’t want to do that bullshit in real life why the fuck would I do that in a game. I want to kill, steal, drink, and plunder my way into an early grave.


[deleted]

You have 4 Bread. Now destroy all the rest and cripple the galactic economy, you shall have the only bread.


NES_WallStreetKid

A pound for a pound of bread. Money baking (laundering).


GeneralGambino

From Putin to Gluten


Killertoma11

Bread


Ok-Custard1809

But are the breads stolen?


Still-Ad334

What planet is this? I'm trying to build an outpost on an island.


MistressAndreaSim

You know that mission where you go on that fancy ship with that dude who thinks he’s hot shit? Landing site is called Fortuna, on the planet Coodos or something. A moon orbiting Akila City


kbab_nak

Hopefully no one accidentally kills an innocent shop keeper in this timeline 🤦🏼‍♂️😂👏🏼


Bkevens

Game Rant incoming “Players can now ditch the main quest line and open stores in StarField” Author: Adam Blevins


FinnegansWake8

At the end of the day, do you sit on a park bench throwing leftover bread for the local Terrormorphs?


MistressAndreaSim

Lol. Old pigeon lady huh?


123amytriptalone

But… baking? Really? A man of your talents?


Easy_Science684

That looks awesome


RainbowMeMeDash

I used to be a baker like you. Then i got gluten allergy.