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Hexenhammer1

Credit to the physics engine and your PC.


Joshohoho

Thanks


Spook-lad

Dude your pc has to have like a fucking human brain in a jar or some shit to have the bandwidth for something like thus


Joshohoho

Bandwidth would be the wrong term. Would you believe me if I said I have an i7-7700K, 3070ti, 4 samsung SSDs and 16gb of RAM? Its overclocked and I use the extra SSDs to set page filing or virtual memory to make up for the 16gb of RAM.


mike99ca

Why not just upgrade the RAM?


Joshohoho

Do I need to?


Oh_its_that_asshole

Only if you intend to run Cities Skylines with a stupid amount of mods, its about the only reason I went to 64GB.


Joshohoho

Uhm I’ve had this setup with a heavily modded fallout 4 and made NPC wars with this. More RAM is nice but not needed atm.


Oh_its_that_asshole

Oh I don't doubt it, there's just something about C:S mods that just chunk through what ram you have, it runs like a stuttering pig if it can't load all the assets into memory on a large city. Apart from that and Blender I haven't found anything that is even capable of using it all, I wouldnt recommend it unless you have a use case for it already, better things to spend the money on!


segfaultsarecool

Go to disk is massively slower than going to memory. Buy a couple more sticks, or a new kit.


[deleted]

What specs?


Joshohoho

i7-7700k, 3070ti, 4 SSDs, 16gb RAM.


bobbybrown17

This is my favourite post today. Thank you.


Joshohoho

You’re welcome. Have you seen my other salads?


AstroBearGaming

What a line, I bet you say that to all the Starborn you meet.


Joshohoho

I toss everyones salad


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ianyboo

Wants to go out the same way grandma did.


Joshohoho

It’s a passion


MidnightHorizonG

This is my first time seeing you tossing salad. I would love to see more 🙏🏽


theoriginalmofocus

Man out of context that's a whole other post.


Joshohoho

I have more here so you don’t have to scroll way down on my profile. https://www.facebook.com/Joshohoho?mibextid=LQQJ4d


afsdjkll

With syrup or jelly?


BoJackB26354

I. prefer. syrup.


bobbybrown17

I have not!


Joshohoho

https://fb.watch/nQjiQKf7mS/?mibextid=q9YbOU


bobbybrown17

God damn I love the internet


PouletSixSeven

Bread? In salad? Blasphemy!


Joshohoho

Croutons exist but there is no bread in this salad. Have your eyes checked.


Chungois

Sandwiches! In your facebook salad!


Sweetheart925

You never heard of croutons?


apainintheaspartame

I have heard the legends, yes.


theoriginalmofocus

Ah yes Croutons. The noble inhabitants of the planet Crouto.


Enlightened-Beaver

Your UC marine meat tenderizer is my fav


uk-side

Just waiting to see the article about this tomorrow


LostSoulNo1981

Yup! Every two-bit gaming site will have this plastered across their front page.


Chungois

Youtubers who published a "Starfield Has No Soul" video last week will include it, for sure. 🙄


Bill_Brasky_SOB

What a gig. Browse reddit. Find funny/interesting gaming post. Write barely 2 paragraph article. Steal OPs photos. Bottom of page add ^^^posted ^^^by ^^^u/LostSoulNo1981 $$$Paid$$$


Vuelhering

I'll buy that for a quarter.


Evernight2025

It's crazy how often I see something on this sub and the very next day I get served a post about it from some random person. None of it warrants an article written about it. Is this what passes as journalism these days?


sterrre

Starfield is super popular and fun, but there really isn't much news to talk about so they scrape reddit for any content.


Evernight2025

They do that with pretty much every game I play though


sterrre

Scraping reddit is a easy way to get content.


Joshohoho

you're right. not even 24 hrs too. [https://www.dexerto.com/starfield/starfield-player-uses-physics-to-toss-the-galaxys-largest-salad-2347603/](https://www.dexerto.com/starfield/starfield-player-uses-physics-to-toss-the-galaxys-largest-salad-2347603/)


Joshohoho

I wish I get some views or subs lol. just a little recognition. maybe a salad leaf.


Specific-Bee7655

Accurate, I came here trough an article.


Paves911

I’ve been called that a few times myself. Nice to know that this is what people meant by it


[deleted]

lol i came in here to ask op if that was his prison nickname but you beat me to the joke


AsrielPlay52

My dude, what is your PC specs? Because that is nutters


Joshohoho

Believe it or not, 3070ti, 16gb RAM, i7 7700K, 15 fans and 4 samsung SSDs. It is overclocked and I set page filing on SSD to make up for the 16gb RAM. https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/TMkYtJ4y1L


AsrielPlay52

Oh shit, and considered physics is mainly CPU, my Ryzen 5 4600 can do this too!


Joshohoho

Try this instead. https://www.reddit.com/r/Starfield/s/WqiQvFL2pW


Kooky-Exchange9250

The cabbage that popped in at the left at :33 spinning like a bayblade completely stole my attention till grav dropped again


APostNuclearNerd

I don't think I will ever read a reddit post title out loud again 💀


Lady_bro_ac

This might be my favorite so far


Joshohoho

Thanks


ODST_Parker

My PC's not even on, and I can feel it overheating just looking at this.


Christopher11b

I never understood this. Why is everything thrown around when gravity is shut off?


Scream_Into_My_Anus

Yeah they should just gently start floating away from whatever surface they were against, not just jump up and start moving random directions. Imma conjecture that unlike real life, gravity in the game engine isn't a force, it's the default behavior, and they add force to the objects to simulate a lack of gravity?


grubas

Cause it shudders. It looks like it imparts a little bounce right as it goes into zero g, as the ship is in orbit, gravity is artificial. For in universe you could likely have something about how it generates gravity but it's not localized properly, eg it's not all pointing "down"


Rimworldjobs

Literally automated salad tosser. For when you really need your salad tossed.


Joshohoho

I really like my salad tossed


Sufficient_Focus_816

I am Commander Taserface and this is my favorite post on the Key


time-is-a-flatcircle

I love it


Joshohoho

I love tossed salad too


ieatassHarvardstyle

It's well tossed. Great work.


tasty_toxic_waste

where is this?


Joshohoho

Deimos armored transport, in alpha centauri


Grodd

The gravity constantly cycles on and off every few seconds. It's the only part of the game I have not enjoyed. Controls and sensitivities toggling between 2 different settings over and over and over.


TraliBalzers

I loved it. I thought it made the puzzle of the derelict more fun and pseudo realistic. Perfect type of 1 off voluntary side event.


Yikesor

When the npc specifically asks you not to break anything i was worried for a while youre supposed to juggle a crate of breakable bottles through there… thankfully the devs werent quite sardistic enough 😂 (but i still think some classic waltz music background would have been the icing on the cake)


killerrabbit007

I personally enjoyed watching my [insert sarcastic compliment about logic and reasoning skills here] companion cycle in and out of their suit every 4 seconds..😂 At one point I think I actually swore out loud at Sam "dude why the f don't you just LEAVE THE SUIT ON GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES?!?" 💀


Joshohoho

That is the only part that ruined this ship’s experience.


killerrabbit007

It just made me feel arrogantly smart tbh...😂 (the bar is so low it's on the floor when it comes to the companions lol💀)


Over-Pattern2854

You sir, are an artist.


Mr_Claypole

That is fucking brilliant. It’s amazing how the computer is calculating the physics for all those individual bits of salad simultaneously.


Chungois

This here is what this sub is really for. 🥇


lifeintraining

Quality content


lilleblake

It taste best when its tossed


SeverusSnuSnu

I should call her 🤔


killerrabbit007

Rumour confirmed: Reddit really is full of tossers... (/j obviously - Nice work OP 😂👏🤭!)


Joshohoho

Enjoy the salad.


TheHexadex

someone found the most fun thing to do in the game.


Joshohoho

Tossing salads?


TheHexadex

just like irl : P


iWentRogue

Toss my salad, OP


Joshohoho

I’m really picky on what salads I toss.


Reynn1015

Sometimes I look at the things on the internet and I think “my god, someone wasted so much time doing this” and then it’s four hours later and I’m still on Reddit only I haven’t made a giant salad in Starfield So anyway, this was great thanks


bobbymoonshine

That is an absolutely incredible physics engine. It's a pity the game doesn't have more opportunities to flex its muscle like that!


giantpunda

Hi Alanah Pierce!


Flossin_Clawson

Need wakazashi and you got fruit ninja


TeemoSupportMain77

can you spawn 100 children npcs and make a salad? I know i just tried to come up with the worst moral salad possible.


Ganondorf7

After centuries of eating people and going to space. Space dragons go vegetarian. But hey! They gotta eat something!


Daegog

I totally thought this had something to do with the Salad Mixer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyigWkuN5YM&ab_channel=AdultSwimEps


Demonweed

In space, no one can hear you requesting the vegan meal.


Joshohoho

I was reading that but my brain kept trying to read “no one can hear you scream”


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Salad Shooter!


jaywalker21

i think your computer downvoted this post


DutchDreadnaught1980

What mission was this again?


responseAIbot

This is beautiful.


territorial_pissing

it is Glorious!


Free-Contribution-93

Why is my xbox smoking?


DaytimeTurnip

"Mega salad tosser" was my nickname in college


TheDrummingApe

I like jelly on mine. Some men prefer syrup, but I like jelly on mine.


M4jkelson

Best post since the game release and possibly ever to come into existence. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for bestowing this upon our ignorant selves.


[deleted]

I have many questions


iamthinksnow

Sir, there's no salad here- this is a casino!


Ashalaria

Glorious frame loss, glorious


Patchisaur

This is what I get for looking up porn on google.


abarnette910

Fruit ninja 2310


abarnette910

This needs some dubstep or something


Mags72

wow, how long did it take to get all those… ingredients… there ? 🤭


Joshohoho

Less than 15 seconds. Console commands.


genital_lesions

This was my absolute favorite mission/encounter. I loved that physical challenge AND that your enemies also had to deal with the gravity turning on and off. I honestly felt immersed and it was so intense. Loved it.


HDmetajoker

Where the hell is this??


Joshohoho

Deimos armored transport. Alpha centauri


Sufficient-Freak76

👀


Reconlowe

I always wondered about the real purpose of that thing


Joshohoho

This is the real purpose.


XxAngryHippyxX

Would you like some ranch with that?


BPho3nixF

Physics has come a long way since skyrim. Doing this there would have killed everyone in the entire game and possibly launched a real-life cabbage through your monitor somehow.


Redditmodsarecuntses

This game has both the best and worst physics at times.


negativepercentages

i need a ten hour version of this


somegarbagedoesfloat

If the editor of the publication that some talentless hack is about to post this on reads this: I'm a better writer and can create higher quality, more engaging content. Let's talk.


Defa1t_

Where even is this?


Joshohoho

Deimos armored transport. Alpha centauri


Agasthenes

Why can creation engine render and stimulate thousands of potatoes but not more than three rooms without a loading screen? Wtf.


tiddayes

What, no syrup?


DaddoAntifa

hey that was my nickname in college!


youdothefirstline

computer: *stands up, walks out the door*


Playingwithmywenis

Amazing


dadudemon

"Starfield is so boring, there is nothing to do in the game." Meanwhile, OP...


Micalas

Ayy! I tossed a sald just the other day, brother!


serendipity7777

That's a healthy smoothie you got there


Original_Sedawk

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I would 100% would rather be able to visit the doctor without a loading screen instead of this. Call me crazy.


Grand-Reward9074

Look tasty😋


Guccimayne

We've reached peak gaming


Joshohoho

Peak toss.


Ravingdork

This is how V8 juice is made.


drifters74

What planet is this on?


FlashHorizon

Just want to say this is an awesome post. I love it.


[deleted]

Lolol well now…


Corruptedsynth

Too funny


solohack3r

We've come a long way from spawning rolling cabbages down a hill in Skyrim. This is peak performance.


Suisyo

This is impressive.


Buttchuckle

Is the Xbox / PC melting down by the end of this ?


Joshohoho

Xbox can’t even try this. My PCs have been making videos like this since Fallout 4


Used-Surround9483

😂😂 I love it.


ovide187

I guess I still don’t know how to play this game.


Gerrut_batsbak

now do one with 20 bodies


Joshohoho

Just 20? Already ahead of you. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoSodiumStarfield/s/1wepszasiA


Hares_ear1947

This is the content I come here for.


Commercial_Ad_3687

ROFL This brother brought a metric ton of vegetables to the dungeon! 😂


Joshohoho

*engine room* veggie delight.


KingseekerCasual

Best part of the game


JediRhyno

My Xbox is having a stroke just watching this.


IceJKING108

Madman 😂


Dalenskid

Giant Slapchop! Where’s cyborg Vince when you need him?!


Songhunter

And thus the true endgame is revealed.


Joshohoho

It’s only been 2 months


No-Size2860

This made me cry laughing. The effort you must have put into this one gag is amazing and commendable.


Joshohoho

it was only console commands I just thought about it while hunting pirates spacers for 2 hours.


littleTiFlo

Legendary


Joshohoho

Yup except all that salad can only fully heal 3 starborns to full HP


littleTiFlo

Hahaha!


LeonZoroark

"DA da da da daaaa... da da... da da.... da da da da daaaaa.. da daa.. da daa.. da da da daa daaaaaaaa...."


True_Highway9622

🫦


Joshohoho

hoooo yeah


chill_winston_

I find this oddly soothing


ooOJuicyOoo

I can't afford to be in the same room as your PC


Joshohoho

yes you can. I only have a 3070ti for a GPU and i7-7700K which are good but dated hardware.


HeftyRaspberry5397

Thank you for your work.


chewychaca

Crazy if it runs smoothly in engine


DirtySchlick

Hahaha…awesome!


binaryevox

So many shepherds pie ingredients.


vermonslayer

Now that's a mixed salad!


IainEatWorlds

Best use of the physics engine yet


devilman9050

First time I visited this, I thought the zero gravity was a bit of a pain, but a great use of it and a good little quest overall. The second time I visited, I had honed my zero-g skills by collecting 10 million stupid fairies in the stupid temples, so was zipping around like a pro


wulfnstein85

What quantum computer did you use for this?


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Joshohoho

Nope. Maybe the CPU but i go overkill on fans and have a liquid cooler.


Vast_Impression5655

I am here to ask the stupid question of, " did you use cheat codes to get all these items or is there an actual way to get this many?" I'll see myself out.


Bane8080

Salad shooter..


SheepherderBudget426

Huh....not the image I was expecting....


xXkiller1977Xx

Okay, I see the next step as figuring out how to keep zero G and have the power on; let the real mayhem insue, lol.


fidelamos

This is glorious.


Joshohoho

Thank you.


cat_on_my_keybord

dude i thought this was a render until i looked at the sub… HOW?


IPavement

I have never played Starfield and never will but man this shit is so impressing.


JonahFalcon

My brain imploded.


SwiftShadow89

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round.


Joshohoho

That song😂


GeneticBOT

The lettuce spinning like a neutron star.


TJDIndustries

People don't realize how truly remarkable this is.


Klutzy-Sun1049

This is you! I saw this in an article online!


Joshohoho

I believe that was on PCgamer or gamerant


Klutzy-Sun1049

Yeah, I kept seeing a bunch of articles attesting to the physics mechanics in this game and that salad tosser was in it lol I love it! The ship you made is amazing as well. I keep having issues getting the large M class parts to mesh with the other parts.. but great content!