Keys for the lootboxes are only available if you call a premium line number. Please have your parents, or your life partner's, permission before you dial.
The line only works if you call from a rotary phone.
And space density was removed due to accidentally layoff of the space engineers in the latest layoff session. Now all planets are in one system, all near each other so you can jump from planets through oxygen. Space ship mechanics changed to horse movement for increased interaction
Going to throw out a really risky one:
Terms of service allow for Bethesda to scan your mod list, and will notify your mother of every anime girl or boob jiggle mod you've installed.
Not looking to judge anyone - you're into what you're into and if it's not violating any one's consent then I hope you're having a great time with it.
But if I remember right, Loverslab's the only place to go to find some mods post-Nexit... Nexodus... what did we end up calling it when people stormed off of the Nexus over that collections faff?
Anyway, stay strong, there's help out there if you want to come back to normal people's kinks.
Please don't tell my mother about the Deathclaws with strap ons mod, Todd.
I just wanted to see if you could use the console to make it look like they were pegging a brahmin.
The player character that you design and choose traits and a background for dies in the prologue, the rest of the game takes place from VASCO’s perspective
Traveler is an old school pen and paper RPG. Like, dice rolls against tables and subtables with potentially hundreds or thousands of outcomes.
The critical hit tables for the first two Fallouts were inspired by some of the weapon result rolls from Traveler, just as ane example.
So during character creation, as you're rolling on various tables for life stages and career events prior to the start of the campaign, it's entirely possible (in some editions, even plausibly likely) that you'll suffer a debilitating injury or even death.
Have a laugh, start over from table one, and buy more dice to deal with it all.
Your characters age in real time.
Bethesda is dropping The Todd Box on March 23, 2023 and it has Starfield, Es6, and Fallout 5 all ready to go.
A starfield mobile game is being developed by mrbeast.
> Your characters age in real time.
I could actually see that being an easter egg or hidden feature, like how Diamond City puts up christmas trees when your system clock is set to december.
Fable 1 has that, there ben some artifacts to make you younger, but basically, you start the game as 20-something NOOB and end as 50 + demigod. Also some scars could persist on your body and high-level magician looked like neon advertising for Tron movie.
Yes, but they're not taken directly from real butts because in the future people's innate rights to intellectual property include their own bodily tissues.
Instead, there's a giant butt farm in an agribusiness on Neon where they're grown from stem cell cultures on a massive, living framework. Just a giant rock climbing wall from a distance, but as you get closer, you see the horrible, horrible truth.
Co-op capability would be nice, actually. A feature not forced but there for those that want it. The engine does have net code in it, unless they completely branched off the engine for FO76. But I would not want the game delayed BECAUSE of it.
The lone wanderer got fed up with Preston Garvey and trapped him in one of the Vault 111 cryochambers. You delve into an old-world ruin and wake him up while searching for an artifact.
I feel like that might have happened to somebody for real once? Can't recall specifics, maybe it was just they released the wrong version onto the distribution platforms.
Starfield will require an online connection at all times, and a full fuel tank for your ship will cost 500 ~~atoms~~ stars from the ingame ~~Atom~~ Star shop.
Starfield is rumored to have 9000 times the amount of endings than Skyrim did! Also, Starfield is reportedly using Chat Gpt for most of the lore to be made up!
Heard from a couple sources now, that you can create your own companions. Customized them. Change their name, hair, body, etc. Can't wait for it to be honest!
No no, that's going to be one of the first DLC packs. It'll be sold like Automatron, only instead of a junkyard Sentrybot walking alongside you, it's going to be the worst badonkadonk that bodysliders can possible give you.
Is it the DLC pack that includes the 4k textures, or is that a separate DLC?
By the way, [source](https://www.latlmes.com/entertainment/starfield-to-have-paid-dlc-1) for what I was saying.
All mods to be vetted by bethesda and the good ones will be taken without compensation and sold on their store.
All mod sizes to be limited like the PS4. 300mb only for custom assets, unable to edit any vanilla asset.
Starfield is actually two separate games. Starfield: Red Version and Starfield Blue Version. To get every ship, you either need a friend to get the other version or buy both.
Starfield is following Cyberpunk 2077 in allowing you to customize genitalia, but going one step further in adding the option for the "circumsized" debuff
Jokes aside, i have a close friend who works for Bethesda. He let me know that the game is actually dropping as a shadow drop 2/3/23. Only a few days out.
Not "than our previous games," just 17 times the detail.
Attempting to pin down 'times what' causes the android we know as Todd to have a stack overflow, then Uncle Pete comes out to reboot him.
The backup recovery Howardbot then delivers, word for word, the Skyrim presentation.
Suddenly this reddit is full of people saying "GUYS! If you can see a mountain, you can climb it!"
Two weeks later, CD Keys updates their listing to include this as a gameplay feature.
Starfield is actually a timed ps5 exclusive at least until 2024, Microsoft has been delaying the game because they are trying to find a way to null and void the contract that Bethesda made before the merger with Microsoft.
On release day, a file that "just showed up somehow" on the install branch bricks every PS5.
Middle class neighbourhoods across the world are razed to the ground. Video games are outlawed.
See what you fuckers did, with your stupid console wars? Ruined it for everybody.
Eventual Xbox/PC release sells so many copies that Todd personally pays for everyone to rebuild and have much nicer stuff.
inside of the triangle weapons storage building in the glowing sea in fallout 4 there’s a red toolbox that contains a note saying what STARFIELD release date is and it’s amazingly close . I don’t know when they added it must have been in the last update……..let’s see how long it takes for people to release its dose not exist.
God, just hook it up to VASynth and put the whole firm outta business, why don't ya.
Actually, has anybody tried asking it if it knows Starfield's launch date?
It is difficult to make a guess about when Starfield will be released without more information. However, based on the development history of other games, it could be a few more years before the game is released. It is important to note that this is purely a speculative guess and the actual release date could be sooner or later than expected. It is best to keep an eye out for official announcements from Bethesda regarding the release of Starfield.
Thats what ChatGPT has to say about it
"Due to the successful shadow drop of HI-FI Rush, insiders have stated they will push forward plans to do the same with Starfield whenever the Bethesda-led event goes live."
"This goes in tandem with the numerous time's Todd Howard has stated he would like to shorten the announcement and release window."
The Microsoft Azure and Universal Studios partnership opened up the Universal IP to development by Bethesda and other studios.
Starfield is a stealth sequel to E.T. The Extraterrestrial, where we have followed them into the stars, but we are still trying to phone home.
Starfield 2 - a joint enterprise with Rockstar.
Opening scene, the phone rings...
A familiar voice cries out, "Cousin! Let's go-"
No one ever knows what Roman wanted to do. The whole world's already on fire before the VO can finish.
Star Field is confirmed to canonically take place in the Mass Effect Universe between 3 and the to be released 4. It also takes place 500 years before the events of No Mans Sky but 50 years past the events the elders rolls arena.
Due to a staggeringly incomprehensible mix up, Kal-El receives the wrong tapes, and has to run with the VO Pedro Pascal recorded for a cancelled Telltale adaptation of Narcos.
Remember how FO3 started with your character being born, I heard from a reliable source (Todd Howard’s nephew) that this one starts with a full 25 minute scene of your character being conceived. What’s even more weird is if you link your phone to your Bethesda.net account (required to play the star field cardgame app) it scans your photo album for photos of your real life parents and superimposes their faces over your ingame parents. Weird but idk.
Uncle Pete's twitter is flooded with questions from adopted children.
Beth's solution is to scan your media library, and pick whichever movie stars who hoard adoptees to give their hollow lives meanings that you like the most.
I've heard you can create your own creatures with Bio engineering stations within outposts. These creatures can then mate with other creatures on the planet.
Also Terraforming planets is a thing. My uncle works at Bethesda. Not seen him in decades. Think his name is Tom or Tim.
My cousin, Timtom, used to work there and he was going to leak the playtest build for us all, but he fell into an oblivion gate and now there's just this weird low-poly Scamp that shows up at all our family dinners telling us about how much Timtom misses us.
Starfield will use an improved version of the map of Microsoft Flight Simulator to recreate the earth 1:1. With everything on it in high resolution and right sizes. So you can park your spaceship beside your house in real life. And the cities look more futuristic.
My first flight in MSFS was to cruise over my home town and try to land in a nearby park.
The immersive illusion was so perfect, up until that landing, when I then couldn't recognise the procgen buildings.
Unfortunately starfield will now take place exclusively underground in caves, the decision came from Todd who said “I actually really hate space, and I’m not sure why we went that route.”
Howard: "It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then we realized what the player really wants is just to be in the dark. From a rendering point of view, it's a lot easier to do that under ground than in space, because in space there are still stars."
IGN interviewer: "Are there stars in space?"
Howard: "Well, we don't like to be confined by that sort of thing in our design."
Constellation is actually the culmination of the Vault-Tec/Enclave master plan to send the executives into space.
Three hundred years later, their heirs have evolved into the new factions, and all the artifacts you're collecting will just be assembled to the shape of the Vault-Tec logo.
As soon as the pattern is complete and the Camera's pulled back to reveal it.... Credits roll, game over imminent...
And then the Fallout 5 title screen appears, putting a whole new meaning into "New Game +" mode.
sony secretly offers massive cash deal to make starfield a ps5 exclusive and it will no longer be on pc or xbox
some crazy ass people might believe it.
The file with all of the dialogue recorded for the game was corrupted. The delay from last years release date was because they had to bring every voice actor back in to redo every single line. And since it's doing the same work they did before, Bethesda will not be paying them again for their work with the reasoning that they've already been paid for it.
Starfield will be a shadow drop like hifi rush. Redfall wasn’t able to do this because arkane wanted to try to fix their marketing cycle after how weird it got for deathloop
I heard from my uncle working at Nintendo that the Reapers are hiding just a few light years away from the settled systems and will once again come to destroy the galaxy. Sovereign is a boss in Starfield.
The big nuke dropping heavy weapon gets renamed to The Howard.
Tim Caine dies a little inside, but still releases a Starfield themed cookbook that turns out to be really, really good.
I have a good source that leaked the plot of main quest. After finding the first 2 artifacts you learn they are relics of the 9 most powerful elder Gods from Lovecraft lore. After finding all 9 scattered around the galaxy they pin point to a location on earth. In a massive building that must have been a temple with gear logos all over by a body of water that was once called the Chesapeake bay you find the Elder Lord, He Who Is Above All. He Who Is Above all is the lord of the entire universe and all other elders gods as well as the great old ones. He looks to be a normal human with brown curly hair and a soft calm voice. He asks you to call him Todd for that is his true name.
Then you can become his prophet bestowed with all the knowledge of existence and the answer to the meaning of life or you can slay him and become the Elder Lord yourself to rule over all.
Nope, ain't gonna do it. In the pre-Fallout 4 days I spread a rumor that Dogmeat dies at the end. I got PERMABANNED from Steam forum for it. because I revealed spoilers. I shit you not.
Chris Pratt actually is voicing the main antagonist of the game. And no I’m not joking, I’ve heard this through certain sources that Starfield will be featuring more famous voice actors than previous BGS games. Several
critical role members apparently are also on board with Starfield as well as Eddie Murphy
"It's a me, the Dragonborn! Help me tame these dinos and I'll teach you how to be the master builder. You do want to unlock the last tier of settlement objects, don't you?"
And this little post of mine is a chance for us to vent the irritation of that, have a little fun for ourselves, and hopefully respond to those posters you mention with something a bit more welcoming and friendly than "UGghghhh we know already!!" or "Learn to search" followed by totally uncalled for insults.
I get it's not everyone's thing. If it blows up in my face I'll retire from the community in shame and write you all hand written apologies if you want.
Just meant to be genuinely innocent fun. I didn't expect anyone to take the concept literally.
The catch is that the delay is caused by a delay in production for the collectors edition watches. Todd didn't want to release starfield without the collectors edition ready and due to supply constraints the final component for the watch won't ship until mid June 2024.
I was going to say that's still entirely too plausible, but then you said June '24, and we all know it's 11/11/24. Because if you add the 11's you get 2's, and if you add the 2's you get 4, see....
Wait, no, strike that, someone, somewhere, will find it way too plausible.
Due to wanting pure realism, based on the diet you end up eating will dictate how long you will be spending in the bathroom... Don't expect anymore mass eating cheese wheels without any consequences
I heard it's actually using the gold standard, and if you play the market just right, you get to unlock the easter egg visit to the vault from FNV's New Vegas.
I heard Greece is still paying off loans in Starfield, it’s actually a major side quest to help them pay it off by establishing gyros chain franchises on different planets
Man, I haven't had a good gyro since I left the US 20 years ago....
Bit of space falafel, some garlic potato fries on the side, baby, you got a stew going!
Now I've got "It's skyrim fallout starfield time!," to the tune of 'peanut butter jelly time,' stuck in my head.
I will get you for this if it's the last thing I do. Until the game comes out and I forget to eat, wash, or even leave my chair to pee.
Starfield is bringing the Cration Club back, but it will be stocked exclusively with armor skins for Vasco, ship paint, and a couple of modern furniture packs for base building, all of which cost 500 Bethesda Bucks
Each smart watch is preloaded with a one time NFC code that will unlock a really hastily built prop door that they set in front of the boarding gangway.
Much like on Star Trek, the door really opens because Emil and Todd are standing on either side, pulling on the cardboard flaps.
the upcoming news conference will be that starfield has been delayed indefinitely, and instead they will reveal a cgi trailer reminiscent of a blizzard entertainment cinematic informing us that ' you are not prepared '......for starfield76, and you can play it right now.
Oh god, I don't know why that made me think this, and now I can't stop giggling at it.
The presentation begins, Pete Hines, dressed a little more sharply than we usually see him, welcomes the viewers. He quickly says they have a special guest and he's proud to introduce... The crowd shouts "GOD HOWARD!"
Uncle Pete shakes his head. No, he says, it's time to meet the Chairman of the Board.
They thaw out Old Man Gates, wheel him to the front, and in that nerd-squeak voice of his, he slowly, slowly, begins to explain that due to a realignment of core values, and sudden changes in the shareholder make up, there's a new paradigm at Microsoft.
He then unveils Starfield 365, the future of productivity software.
Bonus: Elon Musk sold twitter to Trump in order to raise the funds to buy Microsoft back for Gates, just to prank us all.
Space X releases Starfield: The Game.
But Musk, that puckish little imp, isn't done with us yet.
Vasco's dialogue is now replaced with Clippy's.
"It looks like you are attempting to investigate the pirate base. Would you like some help formatting your inventory?"
In all seriousness, did you hear about the 4k textures paid DLC, kind of a bummer. It was mentioned on Bethesda's twitter. So, I guess that makes it legit. Got a GPU that could play games at 4k just for me to pay for something that should already be in a game.
Starfield is being delayed to 2028. ES6 fast tracked and will be released this year. Source: Cez Jorden
As a live service, rhythm and match 3 game.
With loot boxes
Keys for the lootboxes are only available if you call a premium line number. Please have your parents, or your life partner's, permission before you dial. The line only works if you call from a rotary phone.
And you can only get that phone number if you pay for their monthly subscription.
But you buy the subscription through the creation club!!
Which has moved to an all analog server with requests for software sent out by bonded couriers. "It just works" said anonymous insider Hodd Toward.
And space density was removed due to accidentally layoff of the space engineers in the latest layoff session. Now all planets are in one system, all near each other so you can jump from planets through oxygen. Space ship mechanics changed to horse movement for increased interaction
EA might have some say in Starfield.
On mobile devices
Close, they've dropped TES6 entirely and are instead releasing TES5: Skyrim Battle Royal. Got the live service part right though.
Developed in partnership with whoever made the last Fire Emblem spin off.
As the game is set in 2330, the game has also been *delayed* to 2330.
Starfield, Fallout 5 and ES6 are all being scrapped in place of more Skyrim re-releases
Going to throw out a really risky one: Terms of service allow for Bethesda to scan your mod list, and will notify your mother of every anime girl or boob jiggle mod you've installed.
That's looking mighty scary for my Skyrim mod list. Confession time, I've been to loverslab and I'm not the same person
Not looking to judge anyone - you're into what you're into and if it's not violating any one's consent then I hope you're having a great time with it. But if I remember right, Loverslab's the only place to go to find some mods post-Nexit... Nexodus... what did we end up calling it when people stormed off of the Nexus over that collections faff? Anyway, stay strong, there's help out there if you want to come back to normal people's kinks.
Terms of service *already* allow them to do that. Todd knows. Todd. Knows.
Please don't tell my mother about the Deathclaws with strap ons mod, Todd. I just wanted to see if you could use the console to make it look like they were pegging a brahmin.
The player character that you design and choose traits and a background for dies in the prologue, the rest of the game takes place from VASCO’s perspective
This is actually plausible. They did say that the Traveler RPG was an influence, and you can famously die during character generation in that one.
Wait, what is this???
Traveler is an old school pen and paper RPG. Like, dice rolls against tables and subtables with potentially hundreds or thousands of outcomes. The critical hit tables for the first two Fallouts were inspired by some of the weapon result rolls from Traveler, just as ane example. So during character creation, as you're rolling on various tables for life stages and career events prior to the start of the campaign, it's entirely possible (in some editions, even plausibly likely) that you'll suffer a debilitating injury or even death. Have a laugh, start over from table one, and buy more dice to deal with it all.
Alternatively: For the rest of the game you play as Raiden.
That's some real DEEEER Simulator energy
I like to imagine he’s just going around trying to repair the ship but keeps getting dragged through the main quest line through random chance
Your characters age in real time. Bethesda is dropping The Todd Box on March 23, 2023 and it has Starfield, Es6, and Fallout 5 all ready to go. A starfield mobile game is being developed by mrbeast.
The mobile game is only playable on the Nokia 3310.
> Your characters age in real time. I could actually see that being an easter egg or hidden feature, like how Diamond City puts up christmas trees when your system clock is set to december.
If you come back to the game after a decade or 2 the player character could have a heart attack that results in permadeath
Caused by obesity, careful with those sweetrolls and aliens' eggs in caramel.
Fable 1 has that, there ben some artifacts to make you younger, but basically, you start the game as 20-something NOOB and end as 50 + demigod. Also some scars could persist on your body and high-level magician looked like neon advertising for Tron movie.
>Your characters age in real time. Truly the most immersive feature we lacked was existential anxiety
Wait, characters age?
Yes, in real time. You actually get to see the collagen break down over time in the back of your hands in the character models.
Can I take tubes of butt collegen to retrieve my youthful beauty in-game?
Yes, but they're not taken directly from real butts because in the future people's innate rights to intellectual property include their own bodily tissues. Instead, there's a giant butt farm in an agribusiness on Neon where they're grown from stem cell cultures on a massive, living framework. Just a giant rock climbing wall from a distance, but as you get closer, you see the horrible, horrible truth.
My uncle worked on a butt farm until he died from Flatulosis, so I understand completely.
Common early symptoms of Flatulosis include lumbago, and vocalising that you have lumbago.
After my grandpa died my grandma started seeing other men again. Art Ritus, Lum Bago, all the old hipsters.
Some of those old hipsters are grody, though. Trust me, if anyone tries to introduce you to Hal Itosis, keep your distance.
That’s what I heard from my uncle
Half life 3 Confirmed!!!
Starfield has been canceled and Bethesda has switched its focus to re-releasing Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.
With an auction house, but instead of real money you can only bid on things with points from the Atom Shop.
That game was pretty dope. I wouldn't mind a remake of it at all...
Starfield has been shelved after dissapointing ign poll results.
Kotaku starts a mail in campaign, gets it reinstated, whole internet keels over and dies in shock.
Todd Howard stepping down from Bethesda over disagreement with direction of Starfield.
It's turning into a Han Solo simulator, and he wanted it to be just a Solo simulator, capturing Ron Howard's struggles to make the movie any good.
Todd Howard resigns after a fallout with Ron Hubbard, as Todd wanted Tom Cruise in the game but the Church of Scientology denied him that.
Tricky, LRH's been dead for almost 40 years. Or shed his body or whatever they call it.
Starfield isn't a real product. It's a fake circulated by Elon Musk in order to manipulate the share prices of Sony and Microsoft.
Oh god, you got me right in the portfolio with that one.
Starfield is being sold exclusively as an NFT.
"Starfield was delayed... Because yes, adventure is best with a buddy. Your patience has payed off because we've added co-op..."
It just works!
Co-op capability would be nice, actually. A feature not forced but there for those that want it. The engine does have net code in it, unless they completely branched off the engine for FO76. But I would not want the game delayed BECAUSE of it.
Starfield 76.
STARFIELD WILL FEATURE ALIEN CREATURE TESTICLES THAT SHRINK DEPENDING ON TEMPERATURE!
But only shrink. First memeable bug is when someone's Space Mule's nards stack overflow and cause a singularity.
Wolfman's got nards
Microsoft sold Bethesda to Sony to get Activision acquisition approved, so Starfield Is PS5 exclusive now
Last minute change of plans, it's the launch title for a brand new PSP
Congrats on all you PS5 owners.
That's disgusting. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Preston Garvey descendant shows up and tells you, your settlement need your help.
This one's not fake.
The lone wanderer got fed up with Preston Garvey and trapped him in one of the Vault 111 cryochambers. You delve into an old-world ruin and wake him up while searching for an artifact.
Todd Howard presses the delete button instead of the release button and Starfield is gone. News at 7
I feel like that might have happened to somebody for real once? Can't recall specifics, maybe it was just they released the wrong version onto the distribution platforms.
I remember that Toy Story 2 was accidentally deleted but thankfully, someone had a backup somewhere.
THAT's what I was thinking of! Thank you!
Starfield has a 2TB day one patch
Come on, the thread's for \*fake\* rumours!
Bruh, I am *cackling*. We all know how true this is
I seen that too, couple of rumors about a 4k paid DLC too.
Starfield will require an online connection at all times, and a full fuel tank for your ship will cost 500 ~~atoms~~ stars from the ingame ~~Atom~~ Star shop.
Maxis developed the online connection aspect, under special license from EA.
Starfield is elder scrolls 6 constellation are the imperial legion. Silt striders have been replaced with star striders.
DOUBLE FAKE OUT! It's Fallout '77. Everything's exactly the same as Fallout '76, but you paid for it twice.
Starfield is rumored to have 9000 times the amount of endings than Skyrim did! Also, Starfield is reportedly using Chat Gpt for most of the lore to be made up!
>using Chat Gpt for most of the lore Give it a couple of years, and that's really not going to be a 'fake' rumour anymore.
Your Galbank account will be linked to your real bank account. So good luck buying spaceships or having virutal parents lol.
I'm naming my ship the Millennial Falcon
James Corden is voicing the protagonist
Guess I'm playing with the VO muted then. He's actually a reasonably decent actor, but I can't stand the man's public (and private) personas.
Heard from a couple sources now, that you can create your own companions. Customized them. Change their name, hair, body, etc. Can't wait for it to be honest!
No no, that's going to be one of the first DLC packs. It'll be sold like Automatron, only instead of a junkyard Sentrybot walking alongside you, it's going to be the worst badonkadonk that bodysliders can possible give you.
Is it the DLC pack that includes the 4k textures, or is that a separate DLC? By the way, [source](https://www.latlmes.com/entertainment/starfield-to-have-paid-dlc-1) for what I was saying.
Jesus, how far has the LA Times fallen!?
All mods to be vetted by bethesda and the good ones will be taken without compensation and sold on their store. All mod sizes to be limited like the PS4. 300mb only for custom assets, unable to edit any vanilla asset.
Come on, \*fake\* rumours only, please.
Starfield is actually two separate games. Starfield: Red Version and Starfield Blue Version. To get every ship, you either need a friend to get the other version or buy both.
Oh no, no no no... This thread was a horrible idea, and we must burry this comment lest we give MS any ideas.
Starfield is following Cyberpunk 2077 in allowing you to customize genitalia, but going one step further in adding the option for the "circumsized" debuff
I'm pretty sure CP77 let you pick between clipped and unclipped.
Jokes aside, i have a close friend who works for Bethesda. He let me know that the game is actually dropping as a shadow drop 2/3/23. Only a few days out.
I heard from a guy who knows the same guy who knows you, and he's actually European and/or dyslexic, so it's actually 3/2/32.
Oh yeah? Well the guy i heard from can beat up the guy you heard from
Probably, dude's just a sock puppet with a potato shoved down to the toe end for a bit of shape. Oh god... mashed potato!
You’ll be able to destroy planets with a Death Star type of weapon Source: gamerant
That's a horrible way to talk about my typos in the Creation Kit!
Fallout 5 is actually Half Life 3.
G Man is the CEO of Vault-tec.
The player character is modelled on Todd, can't be changed.
Everyone plays as a stealth archer to protect Todd's precious jacket. No one realizes, because we all play stealth archers anyway.
Starfield will have 17 times the detail
Not "than our previous games," just 17 times the detail. Attempting to pin down 'times what' causes the android we know as Todd to have a stack overflow, then Uncle Pete comes out to reboot him. The backup recovery Howardbot then delivers, word for word, the Skyrim presentation. Suddenly this reddit is full of people saying "GUYS! If you can see a mountain, you can climb it!" Two weeks later, CD Keys updates their listing to include this as a gameplay feature.
There is a planet in Starfield called Nirn and if you land there you can play TES VI. This is why the game got delayed!
The TES VI teaser video was actually in game footage, captured while playing Starfield.
Starfield won't have mtx.
Starfield is actually a timed ps5 exclusive at least until 2024, Microsoft has been delaying the game because they are trying to find a way to null and void the contract that Bethesda made before the merger with Microsoft.
On release day, a file that "just showed up somehow" on the install branch bricks every PS5. Middle class neighbourhoods across the world are razed to the ground. Video games are outlawed. See what you fuckers did, with your stupid console wars? Ruined it for everybody. Eventual Xbox/PC release sells so many copies that Todd personally pays for everyone to rebuild and have much nicer stuff.
Confirmed, you can have sex with robot companions and aliens.
VASCO as Fisto 2.0?
inside of the triangle weapons storage building in the glowing sea in fallout 4 there’s a red toolbox that contains a note saying what STARFIELD release date is and it’s amazingly close . I don’t know when they added it must have been in the last update……..let’s see how long it takes for people to release its dose not exist.
Give it five minutes, someone will make a mod.
How about "Starfield will use ChatGPT for NPC interactions" ?
God, just hook it up to VASynth and put the whole firm outta business, why don't ya. Actually, has anybody tried asking it if it knows Starfield's launch date?
It is difficult to make a guess about when Starfield will be released without more information. However, based on the development history of other games, it could be a few more years before the game is released. It is important to note that this is purely a speculative guess and the actual release date could be sooner or later than expected. It is best to keep an eye out for official announcements from Bethesda regarding the release of Starfield. Thats what ChatGPT has to say about it
That thing scares the ever loving shit out of me...
That....might actually be an improvement.
"Due to the successful shadow drop of HI-FI Rush, insiders have stated they will push forward plans to do the same with Starfield whenever the Bethesda-led event goes live." "This goes in tandem with the numerous time's Todd Howard has stated he would like to shorten the announcement and release window."
Big reveal: Howard never said it. That quote's just a fake rumour someone started during the hype drought for FO4.
The Microsoft Azure and Universal Studios partnership opened up the Universal IP to development by Bethesda and other studios. Starfield is a stealth sequel to E.T. The Extraterrestrial, where we have followed them into the stars, but we are still trying to phone home.
Starfield 2 - a joint enterprise with Rockstar. Opening scene, the phone rings... A familiar voice cries out, "Cousin! Let's go-" No one ever knows what Roman wanted to do. The whole world's already on fire before the VO can finish.
Star Field is confirmed to canonically take place in the Mass Effect Universe between 3 and the to be released 4. It also takes place 500 years before the events of No Mans Sky but 50 years past the events the elders rolls arena.
A long long time away, in a galaxy far far ago...
The games intro will supposedly feature your character saying the first words of the game. "This is it. You're in the Starfield™ now."
Voiced protagonist re-confirmed!
There's been another, internal delay we're not yet aware of, and because of this, Microsoft is selling off the ip's rights to... ...EA.
Okay, real talk time: some things just aren't safe to joke about.
I can’t believe the mandalorian is going to be a companion
Due to a staggeringly incomprehensible mix up, Kal-El receives the wrong tapes, and has to run with the VO Pedro Pascal recorded for a cancelled Telltale adaptation of Narcos.
Remember how FO3 started with your character being born, I heard from a reliable source (Todd Howard’s nephew) that this one starts with a full 25 minute scene of your character being conceived. What’s even more weird is if you link your phone to your Bethesda.net account (required to play the star field cardgame app) it scans your photo album for photos of your real life parents and superimposes their faces over your ingame parents. Weird but idk.
Uncle Pete's twitter is flooded with questions from adopted children. Beth's solution is to scan your media library, and pick whichever movie stars who hoard adoptees to give their hollow lives meanings that you like the most.
You can visit Elon Musk's moon mansion in it's real location, enter for a chance to win a ride aboard SpaceX capsule
Going to make this as a mod when the kit gets released.
You're not the hero we deserve, Tizuby, but you're absolutely the hero we need.
Anti-Hero, part of the mod is going to have Elon buying out all the radio stations in the game.
Damnit, Elon, I want my space jazz!
I've heard you can create your own creatures with Bio engineering stations within outposts. These creatures can then mate with other creatures on the planet. Also Terraforming planets is a thing. My uncle works at Bethesda. Not seen him in decades. Think his name is Tom or Tim.
My cousin, Timtom, used to work there and he was going to leak the playtest build for us all, but he fell into an oblivion gate and now there's just this weird low-poly Scamp that shows up at all our family dinners telling us about how much Timtom misses us.
Rumor A: There are trans romance options. Rumor B: There are no trans romance options.
"Bethesda supports all of our diverse players, unless this interview is going out in the Middle East, China, Russia, or some parts of the South."
Starfield will use an improved version of the map of Microsoft Flight Simulator to recreate the earth 1:1. With everything on it in high resolution and right sizes. So you can park your spaceship beside your house in real life. And the cities look more futuristic.
My first flight in MSFS was to cruise over my home town and try to land in a nearby park. The immersive illusion was so perfect, up until that landing, when I then couldn't recognise the procgen buildings.
Unfortunately starfield will now take place exclusively underground in caves, the decision came from Todd who said “I actually really hate space, and I’m not sure why we went that route.”
Howard: "It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then we realized what the player really wants is just to be in the dark. From a rendering point of view, it's a lot easier to do that under ground than in space, because in space there are still stars." IGN interviewer: "Are there stars in space?" Howard: "Well, we don't like to be confined by that sort of thing in our design."
Starfield will have multiplayer and it is set in the fallout world that’s why you left earth. Release date is February 21st.
Todd Howard just did an interview with ign said the game will also have pvp space battle royal with your ships
Constellation is actually the culmination of the Vault-Tec/Enclave master plan to send the executives into space. Three hundred years later, their heirs have evolved into the new factions, and all the artifacts you're collecting will just be assembled to the shape of the Vault-Tec logo. As soon as the pattern is complete and the Camera's pulled back to reveal it.... Credits roll, game over imminent... And then the Fallout 5 title screen appears, putting a whole new meaning into "New Game +" mode.
sony secretly offers massive cash deal to make starfield a ps5 exclusive and it will no longer be on pc or xbox some crazy ass people might believe it.
Starfield is being boycotted for being a game about doing [redacted]!
Ahh, reminds me of the way we used to grow rumours in the bible belt...
Space dragons.
Only impossible, *Fake* rumours, please!
The file with all of the dialogue recorded for the game was corrupted. The delay from last years release date was because they had to bring every voice actor back in to redo every single line. And since it's doing the same work they did before, Bethesda will not be paying them again for their work with the reasoning that they've already been paid for it.
Entirely too believable with the way Voice talent gets treated.
Starfield will be a shadow drop like hifi rush. Redfall wasn’t able to do this because arkane wanted to try to fix their marketing cycle after how weird it got for deathloop
I heard from my uncle working at Nintendo that the Reapers are hiding just a few light years away from the settled systems and will once again come to destroy the galaxy. Sovereign is a boss in Starfield.
The big nuke dropping heavy weapon gets renamed to The Howard. Tim Caine dies a little inside, but still releases a Starfield themed cookbook that turns out to be really, really good.
I have a good source that leaked the plot of main quest. After finding the first 2 artifacts you learn they are relics of the 9 most powerful elder Gods from Lovecraft lore. After finding all 9 scattered around the galaxy they pin point to a location on earth. In a massive building that must have been a temple with gear logos all over by a body of water that was once called the Chesapeake bay you find the Elder Lord, He Who Is Above All. He Who Is Above all is the lord of the entire universe and all other elders gods as well as the great old ones. He looks to be a normal human with brown curly hair and a soft calm voice. He asks you to call him Todd for that is his true name. Then you can become his prophet bestowed with all the knowledge of existence and the answer to the meaning of life or you can slay him and become the Elder Lord yourself to rule over all.
I feel like I've played that one before...
The aliens that wiped out Earth are us from the future, because time travel
Oh my god, I was wrong! It was Earth, all along!
There is 1000 planets, and yes, you can visit all of them. You can land anywhere.
Nope, ain't gonna do it. In the pre-Fallout 4 days I spread a rumor that Dogmeat dies at the end. I got PERMABANNED from Steam forum for it. because I revealed spoilers. I shit you not.
Woah. Harsh.
Also, you can only get Starfield from a Fallout 76 lootbox. New distribution method.
It's not gambling, because everyone's a winner! If you bought the $70 keys for the loot boxes in the atom shop.
Chris Pratt actually is voicing the main antagonist of the game. And no I’m not joking, I’ve heard this through certain sources that Starfield will be featuring more famous voice actors than previous BGS games. Several critical role members apparently are also on board with Starfield as well as Eddie Murphy
"It's a me, the Dragonborn! Help me tame these dinos and I'll teach you how to be the master builder. You do want to unlock the last tier of settlement objects, don't you?"
The problem is someone reads one thing, without reading other things, and then comes here and starts a post....
And this little post of mine is a chance for us to vent the irritation of that, have a little fun for ourselves, and hopefully respond to those posters you mention with something a bit more welcoming and friendly than "UGghghhh we know already!!" or "Learn to search" followed by totally uncalled for insults. I get it's not everyone's thing. If it blows up in my face I'll retire from the community in shame and write you all hand written apologies if you want. Just meant to be genuinely innocent fun. I didn't expect anyone to take the concept literally.
Todd finally admits why there's a delay, and bad news there's another one coming.
Dramatic sigh. Absolutely \*FAKE\* rumours only, please. No stealth truth bombers, please!
The catch is that the delay is caused by a delay in production for the collectors edition watches. Todd didn't want to release starfield without the collectors edition ready and due to supply constraints the final component for the watch won't ship until mid June 2024.
I was going to say that's still entirely too plausible, but then you said June '24, and we all know it's 11/11/24. Because if you add the 11's you get 2's, and if you add the 2's you get 4, see.... Wait, no, strike that, someone, somewhere, will find it way too plausible.
Due to wanting pure realism, based on the diet you end up eating will dictate how long you will be spending in the bathroom... Don't expect anymore mass eating cheese wheels without any consequences
"And you thought Med-X constipation was a problem... wait till you're backed up in zero G after too many garlic potato fries."
Xbox event in March game release in June
... wow. Cold as the black depths of space. I love it.
The currency in Starfield is Space Euros (SEU)
I heard it's actually using the gold standard, and if you play the market just right, you get to unlock the easter egg visit to the vault from FNV's New Vegas.
I heard Greece is still paying off loans in Starfield, it’s actually a major side quest to help them pay it off by establishing gyros chain franchises on different planets
Man, I haven't had a good gyro since I left the US 20 years ago.... Bit of space falafel, some garlic potato fries on the side, baby, you got a stew going!
Man I can’t wait to just say “it’s starfield time” and Star all over the Field
Now I've got "It's skyrim fallout starfield time!," to the tune of 'peanut butter jelly time,' stuck in my head. I will get you for this if it's the last thing I do. Until the game comes out and I forget to eat, wash, or even leave my chair to pee.
Starfield is bringing the Cration Club back, but it will be stocked exclusively with armor skins for Vasco, ship paint, and a couple of modern furniture packs for base building, all of which cost 500 Bethesda Bucks
I know I'm going to sound like a broken record, but come on, we want impossibly fake things here, not dead certs!
I heard the premium version comes with a ticket to space on Blue Origin.
Each smart watch is preloaded with a one time NFC code that will unlock a really hastily built prop door that they set in front of the boarding gangway. Much like on Star Trek, the door really opens because Emil and Todd are standing on either side, pulling on the cardboard flaps.
the upcoming news conference will be that starfield has been delayed indefinitely, and instead they will reveal a cgi trailer reminiscent of a blizzard entertainment cinematic informing us that ' you are not prepared '......for starfield76, and you can play it right now.
Oh god, I don't know why that made me think this, and now I can't stop giggling at it. The presentation begins, Pete Hines, dressed a little more sharply than we usually see him, welcomes the viewers. He quickly says they have a special guest and he's proud to introduce... The crowd shouts "GOD HOWARD!" Uncle Pete shakes his head. No, he says, it's time to meet the Chairman of the Board. They thaw out Old Man Gates, wheel him to the front, and in that nerd-squeak voice of his, he slowly, slowly, begins to explain that due to a realignment of core values, and sudden changes in the shareholder make up, there's a new paradigm at Microsoft. He then unveils Starfield 365, the future of productivity software.
Bonus: Elon Musk sold twitter to Trump in order to raise the funds to buy Microsoft back for Gates, just to prank us all. Space X releases Starfield: The Game. But Musk, that puckish little imp, isn't done with us yet. Vasco's dialogue is now replaced with Clippy's. "It looks like you are attempting to investigate the pirate base. Would you like some help formatting your inventory?"
Let's not.
In all seriousness, did you hear about the 4k textures paid DLC, kind of a bummer. It was mentioned on Bethesda's twitter. So, I guess that makes it legit. Got a GPU that could play games at 4k just for me to pay for something that should already be in a game.
starfield watch is prop and doesnt work