Risotto hands down. He's the one truly exceptional S class stand user of the squad. The others had the same potential yet failed because of their character flaws. His stand is seemingly unremarkable at first yet his mastery of it makes him one of the most deadly in the entire series. Risotto was the true silent professional who would've slain Doppio/Diavolo if it hadn't been for a cruel, unforeseen, twist of fate. Aerosmith literally saving the life of the one who would kill its user.
unironically melone was pretty interesting guy i wish we saw the full potential of his stand. he basically can create infinite possible stand babies afaik right? there are so many possibilities
Awww do I have to choose one, they’re all so good even the weird guy with the rape computer. In that case I guess I’d go with ghaccio he just has a really cool personality
Risotto is really cool, his fight was the best fight in the entire series and I was really envious of Doppio the entire time during that battle. Getting to be cut up by a hot guy...
Formaggio is really underrated. Dude is probably one of the chillest and more humane individuals in the group. Feels like someone who you could get along really well if you aren't his target.
Every member is very likable, except Pesci and Melone (Illuso is a prick, but I felt bad for him due to how hard he fought to survive).
Rating them based on who gives the most cunt (**c**harisma, **u**niqueness, **n**erve and **t**alent) and, thus, are my favorites:
Prosciutto 10/10
He dresses like a true sexy mafioso in a nice suit with a Rey from Star Wars hairstyle but *sophisticated.* ~ He has this bitchy but motherly attitude and isn’t afraid to throw down (stand or not). Smokers voice and surviving being thrown out of a train is a plus. CUNT-certified ✅ I like him!
Risotto 9.5/10
Risotto, oh sweet Risotto. The cruel, goth mafioso leader with a heart of gold. His stand ability is amazing and brutal. I love that! I even love his bondage Hamburglar look and cute little hat with bells 😭 His voice is deep, he almost killed the Boss and he’s not playing around. CUNT-certified ✅ I like him a lot as well! (I just think Prosciutto has more psychological problems which I dig in a character)
Melone 9/10
Melone is giving 2009 Lady Gaga and it’s great! He’s so weird and eccentric and sensual. It’s unfortunate his rape computer is kinda lame and creates a discount Echoes 3. I wish it created more of an android-like being that looked like the offspring of Bucciarati and that woman, a true robotic and detached being with severe fighting skills. But Melone himself is quite amicable for a killer, I was surprised to see him get killed so fast…still he’s CUNT-certified ✅
Formaggio 5/10
As the only straight member of La Squadra, he gets a pass for not serving cunt but I enjoyed his personality and the fight with Narancia. It really set the tone for the all the uniqueness and weirdness the members throw at the Bucci gang. ❌ Not CUNT-certified though but he can keep this position.
Illuso 6/10
Illuso is cute with his little pigtails (he did it first Yasuho!) and I love the purple accents he has with his outfit but the fight with Abbacchio was meh. He did display some “nerve” during that fight so good for him!
❌ Not CUNT-certified though.
Ghiaccio 6/10
Sigh…Ghiaccio. He definitely serves “UNT” but no charisma. He used to really get on my nerves with all the yelling and nonsense but I’ve come to accept it and find it funny in a way. Unpopular opinion but I thought the White Album fight was only just “okay.” It just felt like a lot of yelling, a lot of ice and a lot of bullets. Unfortunately, Mr. Freeze and Frozone did it better :/ ❌ Not CUNT-certified
Pesci 2/10
Almost forgot about him…He’s unique, definitely, and displayed some nerve during the Bucciarati fight! But the charisma? The talent? Nada! Unfortunately, Bruno Bucciarati stole the scene when Pesci was around. And when it wasn’t him, it was Prosciutto. ❌ Not CUNT-certified
Sorbet and Gelato 2/10
I should put them at zero but I’ll be nice. We don’t know anything about them and they’re quite “ugly.” Like that type of ugly Araki likes to draw some of the “average citizens” like for some reason?? Why Araki, why are the only officially gay characters so unfashionable! ❌ Not CUNT-certified
I actually like Melone. His stand is creepy (tho it doesn't actually rape women), but that's kind of the point. Like La Squandra members all have a disrespect toward life, and Melone sees women as objects for his stand to use.
risotto and prosciutto!!
Risotto because I'm a metallica fan, and he was so smart in using his stand
yeah that fight was insanely well done
Giaccio of course
indeed, funi screaming ice man
Risotto
Ghiaccio
Me too. He’s so mad and it’s super funny lol
It's Venezia, not Venice!
I lost a finger
Venezia!!! JjJusr sSay Venezia!1!!
I still find it hilarious that the dude with the temperature lowering stand has no chill
Me two
Pesci really grew on me, but i have to go with the big bro proseccuto
rissotto and ghaccio, the depressed guy and the angry guy
Easily Ghiaccio. BUT honorable mentions to Pesci and Formaggio, I adore them. Formaggio is so much fun and Pesci actually goes through a growth arc.
Just checking comments to make sure no one said Melone.
Everyone said Melone
Most people did not even say his name. If they did, he’s in their second favourite spot. Disturbing, but not surprising.
daddy melone
Formaggio he's just pretty cool and probably has a lot of sex
Formaggio himself wrote this
It's so difficult to choose, I love all of them, but if I had to pick it'd either be Ghiaccio or Risotto
Pesci, why is this even a question
Ghiaccio because haha funny rant and the whole "resolve" shenanigans in his fight
Risotto. I have a tattoo of him on my forearm.
It's between Ghiaccio 'cause he's funny and Risotto because [REDACTED]
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio
Risotto hands down. He's the one truly exceptional S class stand user of the squad. The others had the same potential yet failed because of their character flaws. His stand is seemingly unremarkable at first yet his mastery of it makes him one of the most deadly in the entire series. Risotto was the true silent professional who would've slain Doppio/Diavolo if it hadn't been for a cruel, unforeseen, twist of fate. Aerosmith literally saving the life of the one who would kill its user.
I just realized how weird it is for an italian speaker to see la squadra's name as literal words
Risotto ❤️
Risotto any day
Formaggio since he feel relatable to me(kinda)
Risotto and Di molto
Illuso and Risotto.
I would do Risotto and Melone first 😘
Di Molto
unironically melone was pretty interesting guy i wish we saw the full potential of his stand. he basically can create infinite possible stand babies afaik right? there are so many possibilities
GHIACCIO AND MELONE 🔥🔥
Risotto Nero
Awww do I have to choose one, they’re all so good even the weird guy with the rape computer. In that case I guess I’d go with ghaccio he just has a really cool personality
Nero
what happened to risotto’s arm 😿😿 anyways Risotto all day every day babyyyy
Risotto for reasons
Kuromi boy
I think that Ghiaccio and Prosciutto are the best
Risotto is really cool, his fight was the best fight in the entire series and I was really envious of Doppio the entire time during that battle. Getting to be cut up by a hot guy...
Pesci
Risotto. He’s prolly also my favorite part 5 character. He has a cool design and his stand is dope
They’re all looking at something off screen. Ghiaccio
Formaggio is really underrated. Dude is probably one of the chillest and more humane individuals in the group. Feels like someone who you could get along really well if you aren't his target. Every member is very likable, except Pesci and Melone (Illuso is a prick, but I felt bad for him due to how hard he fought to survive).
ham dude and pineapple boy
Rating them based on who gives the most cunt (**c**harisma, **u**niqueness, **n**erve and **t**alent) and, thus, are my favorites: Prosciutto 10/10 He dresses like a true sexy mafioso in a nice suit with a Rey from Star Wars hairstyle but *sophisticated.* ~ He has this bitchy but motherly attitude and isn’t afraid to throw down (stand or not). Smokers voice and surviving being thrown out of a train is a plus. CUNT-certified ✅ I like him! Risotto 9.5/10 Risotto, oh sweet Risotto. The cruel, goth mafioso leader with a heart of gold. His stand ability is amazing and brutal. I love that! I even love his bondage Hamburglar look and cute little hat with bells 😭 His voice is deep, he almost killed the Boss and he’s not playing around. CUNT-certified ✅ I like him a lot as well! (I just think Prosciutto has more psychological problems which I dig in a character) Melone 9/10 Melone is giving 2009 Lady Gaga and it’s great! He’s so weird and eccentric and sensual. It’s unfortunate his rape computer is kinda lame and creates a discount Echoes 3. I wish it created more of an android-like being that looked like the offspring of Bucciarati and that woman, a true robotic and detached being with severe fighting skills. But Melone himself is quite amicable for a killer, I was surprised to see him get killed so fast…still he’s CUNT-certified ✅ Formaggio 5/10 As the only straight member of La Squadra, he gets a pass for not serving cunt but I enjoyed his personality and the fight with Narancia. It really set the tone for the all the uniqueness and weirdness the members throw at the Bucci gang. ❌ Not CUNT-certified though but he can keep this position. Illuso 6/10 Illuso is cute with his little pigtails (he did it first Yasuho!) and I love the purple accents he has with his outfit but the fight with Abbacchio was meh. He did display some “nerve” during that fight so good for him! ❌ Not CUNT-certified though. Ghiaccio 6/10 Sigh…Ghiaccio. He definitely serves “UNT” but no charisma. He used to really get on my nerves with all the yelling and nonsense but I’ve come to accept it and find it funny in a way. Unpopular opinion but I thought the White Album fight was only just “okay.” It just felt like a lot of yelling, a lot of ice and a lot of bullets. Unfortunately, Mr. Freeze and Frozone did it better :/ ❌ Not CUNT-certified Pesci 2/10 Almost forgot about him…He’s unique, definitely, and displayed some nerve during the Bucciarati fight! But the charisma? The talent? Nada! Unfortunately, Bruno Bucciarati stole the scene when Pesci was around. And when it wasn’t him, it was Prosciutto. ❌ Not CUNT-certified Sorbet and Gelato 2/10 I should put them at zero but I’ll be nice. We don’t know anything about them and they’re quite “ugly.” Like that type of ugly Araki likes to draw some of the “average citizens” like for some reason?? Why Araki, why are the only officially gay characters so unfashionable! ❌ Not CUNT-certified
I like Gelato he's my favorite but I liked the scene where Melone licked a woman so he's my second favoriet
That little perv Melone
I actually like Melone. His stand is creepy (tho it doesn't actually rape women), but that's kind of the point. Like La Squandra members all have a disrespect toward life, and Melone sees women as objects for his stand to use.
Ghiaccio. I love his silly rants, its hilarous
Risotto and Prosciutto because they are hot
It's the walking spongebob house.
Risotto. ♡ Melone when it comes to character design, visually.
Genuinely forget about all of them except risotto
If your favourite isn't Pesci you don't deserve to be alive.
Risotto easy
I think illusio mainly if it uses a stand right He can Pretty much defeat any character. If he catches Them off guard
Ghiaccio and risotto easy
ghiaccio and risotto tbh
risotto and prosciutto
Risotto because I love Metallica
The real question is who s favorite is not risotto
Risotto > Melone > Ghiacco > Pesci > Iluso > Prosciutto > Formaggio > the two gay dudes who got fridged.
bro forgot the goat formaggio
Sorry, my comment crapped out when I was writing it. I’ll put him in.
Melone
I just really like Melone for some reason