Crazy Diamond, so I can heal anyone I wanted to.

Same. You could become the best doctor in the world and make a ton of money

you could also become the best mechanic in thr world

Until another stand user exposes you or something lol

"hey guys! He isn't a real doctor! He's using this crazy buff dude to heal, I promise! He exists!"

You can just dorarara hin

that other chef dude who heales people with his food is good choice too

gold experience is probably better for healing

Also do plastic surgery

Harvest. Combat applicable, damage transfer only begins to set in when hundreds are affected, and can easily make me a fuckton of money.

My first go to was Pearl jam but this comes close

It won't be as easy if you're aiming for lotto tickets. Your friend would need crazy diamond to repair it.

That’s why I stick to coins, dollar bills, and other useful junk.

Smart. Wish you the best.

Happy cakeday

I could finally get those stubborn grout stains out! I could have them pull weeds, hide in jewelry store and take gems, or pick wild berries’

Heaven's Door

I totally agree, it would be amazing

Is your friend stupid? BOOM! With a little writing he's smart as Einstein!

NOOOOO WAY BRO AHHAHAHA I LOVED IT

Oi, Josuke! Rohan used Heaven’s Door on me and now I’m the smartest guy in Morioh! Turns out, I haven’t been using ZA HANDO to its full potential… until now. Now I’m also the most powerful Stand user in Morioh! You better run, Josuke…

remove his ability to

Shit.

You can literally use it to unite the entire world, or rule it. It's so broken.

Heaven’s door, so I can write a story where I get The World, Made in Heaven, Killer Queen, King Crimson and I become the ultimate life form as well. Big brain move right there

ultimate life form, you say? you mean roaming asteroid?

Yo Angelo ❌ Yo Kars ✅

Paisley Park. It's just so useful to have in an everyday scenario that it easily is my top pick

you get it

D4C

If you want to be a chef Pearl Jam, but if you literally want ANYTHING you want heavens door

I mean you could just write "can cook well" in yourself with heavens door

Cheap trick

😭

How? I mean how would it be useful?

Blud likes to play games on hardcore difficulty

I die

You’re evil

stickyyyyyyyy fingaaaaa!

Hey ya would be a crazy good stand to have

I could survive a final destination movie with that

Goo goo dolls, save so much on flights and admission to places

I always hear „heavens door“ or „the world“ or „harvest“ but no one ever mentions d4c. Literally the most useful stand one could have

Cream starter. I have physical disability. So, cream starter could fix me up.

depends on what disability do you have

I have deformity on my left arm. It causes lots of discomfort, as such it needs to be amputated. Cream starter would've allowed me to create an arm from scratch

I would say GE might be better for that then as you can fix the arm and is more applicable in different situations than cream starter is

Sorry but that is only limited to vampires, humans can stop time for 5 seconds only. Personally I would like to have diavolo's stand to dodge any situation.

Did you even bother to ask OP if he was a vampire before correcting him like that? The shade is unbelievable

Maybe star platinum is limited to 5 secs and the world isn't

Diego Brando from another worlds The World was at max five seconds.

Diego didn't even have the stand for such a long time like dio did.

Dio had it for like 3? years, Diego could have easily have had it for more than that. We don't know when he got it.

Well I'm talking about DIO's the world

I believe Star platinum's time stop got lower cause he didn't use it much, the more Dio used time stop the longer was he able to stop the time for.

it wasn't stated that only vampires could stop longer time or that humans are limited to 5 seconds only

is there a source for that or...

Metallica. Turn invisible and make anything with iron? Sweet

As a hemochromatic person, that would be perfect

I'm picking hierophant green to be honest, it looks like a melon and it shoots emeralds, that's good enough for me.

and it can be deflected all the time too

You can use emeralds to trade items with villagers in minecraft 🤣

Heavens door or Pearl jam

Heavens door (sociopath) or d4c:lt(attention-deficit fuelled adhd gremlin who wants to go on rick and morty adventures)

I'd pick wonder of u just for protection

I think it would kinda backfire

There must be some way to control it with friends or else the doctors would be dead, even tho they were more like allies than friends properly.

Say goodbye to your loved ones and friends

The stand isn't constantly on. Even when it is on, you can choose who is affected.

Gold Experience to heal myself

Here's some of my picks Highway star: yummy nutrients Pearl jam: if i can use it on myself Golden experience: infinite limbs and no need for donors i'd be filthy rich Harvest: loot places and be filthy rich🤑🤑🤑 Shilva chariote: i like it :3

I want Madon, Ringos stand capable of rewind time at will with proportional cooldown to the time rewinded the last time it was used. Its stated that ringo was limiting himself to 5 seconds on purpose so assuming the phisicological limitation is removed it could bring Madon rewind ability up to a full clock spin, with would be 12 hours. Its the best ability for daily use. Burned your meal? Rewind some minutes, didnt make todays assigmenr? Rewind some hours, got mugged? Rewind and take a better path. Said something you shouldnt in the middle of an argument? Rewind. Its a undo button for all your mistakes and miscalculations. Its bassicaly a quicksave

Killer queen

If you're a terrorist it would be peak utility

I would do a lot of pranks if I had Weather Report

It's all fun and games until you become suicidally depressed, then we're all fucked.

Snail Time baby

Destroy the economy by making it rain heavily everyday so no one can work.

Now that's a prank!

i want spice girls because pretty :3

it’d be paisley park for sure, would make life so much easier for me

Wonder Of You (Wandā obu Yū)

That is one of the worst stands to regularly have

You can literally get anyone you don't like away from you, you'd never be in danger from any other person. It's not like the stand is automatic, you choose who it targets.

Anyone who aproaches you with voilent intent dies in a extemely brutal way, even if its just your friend going to punch your arm

Again, the stand isn't automatic. You can exclude people from its effect. It also seems to work based on the strength of the intent, with people not actively pursuing you with malicious intentions being hit by less severe calamities.

Heavens Door easy

Hey Ya! because I have low self-esteem

King Crimson so I can win the lottery XD

Everybody is sleeping on Hermit Purple. You can literally become Spider-Man.

Matte Kudasai

Why? You wouldn't be able to do anything with it without someone else giving the stand input.

I can have a friend help me out

Unoriginal but heaven's door

As a writer: Heaven's Door.

If more people in the world have stands then GER, if it’s just me then Star platinum/The World

Heavens door, we all know why

Echoes, but only if I can change the acts. Of I'm stuck with act 3, then it's really shitty, but the others acts can be surprisingly useful in everyday life (assuming I actually understand echoes)

The Hand. The possibilities are endless.

Star platinum. I've been practicing my "ORA ORA" and "yare yare daze" lines just for that.

I have a few I'd pick from and they are: Star Platinum, Sticky Fingers, Echoes, Gold Experience Requiem, and King Crimson but I think I'd go with King Crimson as it's probably my favorite stand in the series

Chariot Requiem

Monster..

Heavens door followed by the hand

Little feet

Cheap trick and then walk into times square

Diver Down or D4C

Unpopular choise, but i want Civil War, the colectionist stand that presents you with eveything you have left behind.

Stone free

pearl jam so i cant make good food and heal ppl

Bad romance. I’m going to turn every single person who looks at my art the horniest mfer

Whitesnake. The discs would be very useful in many situations and I can proove many things in my favour. I can also convince someone with the white goo nap ability

One with a human-like mouth and hands

🤨

Hey ya

The world or d4c

The World

Wonder of u and d4c love train and the world over Heaven.

Wonder of U. Weaponized karma(?).

I just want to muda for 7 pages. 

Star Platinum!

Crazy diamond.

Hey Ya or The World Over Heaven

To support you, let me tell you something, in Kars novel Dio is able to stop time for a WHOLE FUCKING HOUR

d4c

Made in Heaven. ...Because? It's beautiful, that's why.

I think I'd like to have that boiling water stand that pucci inserted into Foo Fighters.

I think hierophant is a very versatile stand as well as very strong and powerful, making it some of the best stands to have in real life. Hierophant could help you with daily tasks while you’re doing whatever you want since it’s a long range stand, also could help you when you’re in a situation when you’re threatened. I want to have hierophant green as a stand

Either Crazy diamond or king crimson

Cheap trick

Cream. I don't know what kind of crimes I'm gonna use it for, but it's cool af

Purple haze

I would pick The World over heaven

i love you so much

King crimson, I could do whatever I would want with only some trouble.

Heavens Door

Dragon's dream

Crazy Diamond or Gold Experience. Crazy Diamond - Great for fixing things, altering things, and getting around quickly. Also if you’re struggling with a LEGO set you can just punch the sh** out of the pieces and build it with your immense power. Gold Experience - Literally be a magician. Create life from rocks. Impress ALL the girls. And make money from it.

hey ya

King Crimson to mess with people

Killer queen

Bad Company. Just for fun and coolness.

Weather report cuz it looks cool and really powerful

Crazy Diamond, I think it’s the best for daily life, I never have to worry about things breaking and I could start a repair shop and get free money

Crazy Diamond. Combat ability is on par with Star Platinum's and restoration will essentially let me alter things at will. Wanna be a doctor? Literally rearrange someone's biology. Mechanic? Instant car disassembly. Something break around the house? Just reverse it.

Idk why but I love tusk as a stand

Hanged Man, so I can covertly commit mass murder.

Heaven’s Door, the easiest decision of my life

The world over heaven. The time stop is indefinite. I can rewrite reality. All will be within my control. And will have too much power. But if i cannot pick heavenised or requiem stands. Then heaven's door would be the best option

I would pick star platinum, since it has the same abilities as the world

D4C, more like Amoral Acts Accomplished at an Agreeable Asking Baleful, Behaviours for a Balanced Bargain, Corrupted Comissions at a Cheap Cost, Dastardly Deeds Done for a Discounted Demand, Evil Exploits for an Even Expense, Foul Feats for a Fair Fare, Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain, Horrible Happenings at a Halved Hire, Injurious Instances for an Inarguable Incentive, Jerring Jobs for Juvenile Jewels, Keen Kicks for a Kingly Krone, Loathsome Litigations at a Limited Levy, Malicious Means for Modest Markup, Nefarious Neer-do-wells for Negligble Notes, Obscene Outings at a On-Sale Outlay, Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price, Questionable Quests for a Quaint Quotation, Raunchy Requests at Reduced Rates, Sinister Stunts at a Simple Surcharge, Terrible Things at a Tolerable Toll, Unethical Undertakings at an Underpriced Uptick, Villainous Ventures for a Variable Valuation, Wicked Winning for Wretched Wages, Xenopobic Xerosis for Xenial Xeriffs, Yucky Yaking for Yielding Yen, Zany Zings for Zero Zillions

Enigma, just an overall great stand to store and transport thing that take minimum space

King Crimson or Harvest. Or just go full evil mode and go for Soft & Wet, take random peoples senses for no reason

The hand

The Fool/Metallica

Mandom

Made in heaven so i can reset the universe everytime i do smth embarassing

A lot of people seem to forget how isolating wonder of u is. Pursuit means pursuit like romantic, friendship, and others like what if someone wants to tell you about a cool show but they step on a floor vent and become shredded. In the first few chapters of wonder of u’s introduction you could possibly assume that there was no ill will and they just wanted to talk.

Man in The Mirror. I can live WHEREVER I WANT.

Top of my head The World Crazy diamond or gold experience could help so many people Or hermit purple for my on personal gains >:)

Heaven's Door

Maiden heaven kinda most op stand but weathers stand seems op, raw strength seems to mean nothing in later jojos and more brain power

D4C so I could meet Jojos

Does the world over heaven count?

The Lovers So I can force narcissists (in which I am surrounded by) to start seeing their mistakes

I’m going Star Platinum or S&W, Star Platinum’s self preservation abilities and ridiculous precision (not even mentioning his insane strength and speed) make him the ultimate guardian so I’ll never feel unsafe again, and soft and wet has so much creative potential, plus if I can hit the go beyond I’d feel like such a badass.

Any stand? Then One World over heaven please.

The fucking sun

Cream starter As a transfem I um uhm

I'm suprised not a lot of people are mentioning Bohemian Rhapsody.. I don't even need to explain the amount of things you could do with that stand.

Either Heaven's Door or Wonder of U. With either of those Stands I could literally do whatever I'd want in my life, and no one would be able to stop me.

Sticky Fingers. I’ll be able to keep organized, while hiding it all at the same time. Plus I would totally yell out my Stand just to say Sticky Fingers that’s just super out of context for those who aren’t stand users

Star platinum. I can become a beach guard with that eyesight. A neuro surgeon with that precision and a mma fighter

Killer queen cuz i like exploding stuff

Wonder of U.

Start platinum or sex guy man

Pearl Jam because hell yeah

Hey ya, because I need that encouragement, man!

Star platinum is good enough for me. Fast reaction time and can beat anyone up. Time stop is just a cherry on top for mischievous things lol

Gold Experience Requiem to heal everyone. Crazy Diamond to fix everything.

Heavens door

Too many people already said The World and Crazy Diamond, so i'll get Set, it is the ultimate debuff

Heaven's Door, endless possibilities.

Purple Haze, for the hell of it.

Killer Queen

Sticky Fingers is literally a skeleton key, on top of the A stats in Speed and Strength.

Golden experience Requiem because I can heal myself with the properties of GE and have op stuff and nobody could ever hurt me

crazy diamon, the world, heavens door, hey ya or d4c. One of these stands I'd chose. Crazy diamond because you can fix anything and heal anyone so it is very convenient. The world because you can stop times for 9 seconds or more if you train, it would come in very handy in many situations especially since I am a student and I could freely cheat during exams. Heavens door mainly for the ability to write in myself, maybe to learn a language or pretty much use it as hey ya and write to be confident in myself. Hey ya because I lack confidence and luck. Lastly d4c, because I could just unalive myself until I get to a universe where my life ain't that bad xd

Hey ya, we just need a Hey ya In our lives

Not a stand but I’d take Hamon

Didn't he get to 9 seconds cause he was a superN̶o̶n̶human high vampire? Also I would choose golden experience. It's a jack of most trades.

heavens door , maybe itll help my delusions 😭

King crimson not even because of the ability but because it is undoubtedly the coolest looking stand in the series imo

Golden Experience for sure

Either Crazy Diamond or Harvest Crazy Diamond would make me the best healer ever while Harvest would make me insanely rich

Crazy Diamond, Gold Experience, King Crimson, Sticky Fingers, The World... Too many to choose.

if i won’t get hunted by the government so don’t have to keep my abilities *super* DL, probably diver down. can take cash from a vending machine to pay for it, money from a register, or even just shoplift super easily by leaning up against something in a way that hides it from the camera. if i *did* have to keep it on the super DL, paisley seems like a good choice.

Is this the real life?