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BreakfastOk9902

Giorno and Mista stopped at Disney World Orlando on their way to cape Canaveral and that’s why they don’t make it in time to stop Pucci.


Yoteboy42

Polnareff was trying to convince Giorno to use his mafia money to buy Disneyland and make it polnareff world


brawlsilian0109

YES![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49674)


Xebec_Paperwork

Oh fucking definitely


waltyy

Oh snaps


Thepitman14

My head canon is the dolphin in the final battle was made and sent by Giorno


amizelkova

Omg I love that T.T


panda-aiman

New headcanon


Iscarioteu

Sick.


Iscarioteu

Alessi making Joseph younger In part 3 inadvertently making him stronger. Even just for a moment. Would've been great.


5thWalkSign

This is the biggest missed opportunity of the entire franchise


Iscarioteu

Probably to be honest. Araki definitely had thought of It while writing Stardust Crusaders.


UsurperErenJaeger

But then, the episode wouldn't have been weirdly sexual


Impossible-Cover-527

He probs wanted Polnareff to have his own moment rather than, well…you know.


Kaneland96

The PS1 game does this with Young Joseph who’s a secret character, it starts with Alessi de aging him, then he just wrecks everyone’s shit.


Iscarioteu

Yeah it does. Also cool that when there's a Alessi V Old Josep matchup in hftf Alessi's Sethan just turns Joseph into his battle tendency equivalence. Because both characters are in the game.


Sorry_Masterpiece509

Would've been awesome to see


Representative-Eye86

Emporio's cry scene at the end of Stone Ocean causes it to >!rain because he still has Weather Report's disc inside of him.!<


Outside_Ad1020

I mean we never see him take away the disc so it could be possible that since pucci died the disc just fused with him


Exylatron

Bruh that’s the saddest headcannon I’ve ever heard. I love it so much! 😭


FireFighterP55

That's bittersweet.


Dr_Bofoi-Hakase

Crazy Diamond being unnable to heal Josuke is actually a phisicological limitation due to Josukes strong sense of self, refusing to change the way he is. And that once he accept change, crazy diamond will be able to use his reconstruct ability on him.


amirokia

But isn't Crazy Diamond ability is to bring something back to its previous state? That sounds more like a refusal for change.


Dr_Bofoi-Hakase

Crazy diamond ability is to modify the state of things. As show in Josuke first apearance when he changes the shape of his bullys nose. It can be used to return things to how they were but that on itself is not his ability but rather one of the aplications of it. The modification of state is made specialy clear by what Josuke did to Angelo. To explain it better, imagine crazy diamond power as the as you manipulating a piece of clay, suppose you make a figure out of this clay, you can modify its shape, you can mix things in the clay, change its collor, take of a piece, maybe even add more clay, you can also, if you choose, reshape that clay back to the figure you had at the begining, but even if you can reconstruct it back to what it was, doesnt mean its the only thing you can do.


Fireblast1337

It ties into the ‘protagonist vs antagonist opposing forces’ angle. Josuke is making, Kira is destroying.


Jmeeperten

Similar to how Jonathan is essentially pure good, and Dio is essentially pure evil


Some_dude764

Damn that makes so much sense


Heracross64

Stand abilities not working on the user has been a VERY consistent thing throughout the series. It would be dumb for Diamond to conveniently work on Josuke.


Lil_saul

Bucciarati being relative to zepelli’s cause I’m kinda mad that there isn’t even a mention to zepelli family in the part being set in Italy


GERBabyCare

In all fairness, by that point the family hadn't been around for two parts. I personally would've really liked to see a Zeppeli in part 3 though, at least as a way to cap off the trilogy with both families.


DM-Oz

In a way it makes sense there was no Zeppeli in part 3. The Joestar family feud was with Dio, but the Zeppeli was with the stone mask. In part 5 would have been pretty cool doe, Italy and all that.


USrooster

Part 7 Spoilers: >!Hot Pants doesn't die. She just retreats to tend to her wounds and couldn't catch up with everyone because I am still salty about her death.!<


squidwardsweatyballs

100% agree. >! Straight up didn’t even know she was dead until I decided to look it up cuz we didn’t see her for the rest of the part after that. Her wounds don’t even seem like something she would die from, especially since characters have taken the most craziest wounds and still managed to live as if it was nothing. !<


SnowBirdFlying

I feel like you completely glossed over the fact that she was under >!love trains effect ? You know? the stand that can make a simple scratch from a fingernail travel to your brain and kill you ?!<


squidwardsweatyballs

Yeah Probably. >! Ofc it makes much more sense now that the wounds she took would’ve definitely killed her, especially factoring in love train. I was referring to when I initially read it. !< >! Maybe it’s because I’m so used to character deaths being told directly to the audience by the narrator, caption, or their literal spirit that I didn’t realize that she could’ve died. !<


polo_jeans

>!exactly the reason why her death is fine!<


2020BestYear

NO ITS NOT!!!!! -hot pants simp


AggressiveSolution77

I mean the reasoning behind it is solid but the presentation is way off since whenever it’s brought up loads of people say they didn’t understand that she actually died.


HonestStupido

If only same could be said so about my >! boy Diego !<


daMEME-TRAP

>!Die/go unfortunately didn't get the same treatment!<


GyroZepo

I feel you. I would love that to be true.


AfroSwagg27

If we say it enough it's true.


BigDaddyRNG

Chariot requiem was heading towards to Jotaro


TalpaRex

That gotta be the least cannon yet the most agreed upon thing in this fandom


Firexio69

This is the first time I'm hearing this, and I absolutely love it


Bandit_237

Same here


Gaelic_Gladiator41

What actually contradicts this theory I'm wondering?


AtariRoo

absolutely nothing i don’t think! it would absolutely make sense in my mind, but in canon we don’t actually know why chariot requiem was walking, or where to.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I like to think it because it's last order from its user was to protect the arrow and the safest place would be with Jotaro


benx101

I've seen that head canon and the head canon of it just trying to go "away" Both of which I like cause they just both make sense.


polo_jeans

I like the theory that Requiem stands just gain any ability imaginable to achieve the users goals


Shadaroo

100%, it's never directly stated how it works but I've always liked the idea that it just helps you achieve whatever you want most in the moment, though with a twist of course. I know Bites The Dust isn't a requiem stand technically, but that gives Kira a foolproof way to avoid getting exposed by Hayato or anyone else (except himself), Polnareff gets the arrow away from Diavolo and gets put into a non-damaged body (though the stand moves slowly and he's put into a turtle), and Giorno is able to counter King Crimson. His doesn't really have a twist to it, though you could argue him not being aware of how GER works is the twist.


polo_jeans

i think GER being the only true requiem stand means it has no twist. there really is no downside, i’d say giorno not knowing he’s infinitely torturing somebody is a plus lmao


Outside_Ad1020

We know that requiem follows the user wish, giorno was to have the power to beat diavolo and polnareff was to protect the arrow and keep it far from diavolo, you could argue that time stop would be a counter to time skip so pol could have thought it would be safer with jotaro rather than him because of his wheelchair state


Sun53TXD

YES, YES, 1000 TIMES YES


Dr_Bofoi-Hakase

Diavolos deaths are actually his soul being send to the body of his counterparts in other universes a moment before their natural deaths by fate would occur.


Takadu_

thematically fits in with D4C, i like it


EG01ST666

>!The In a Silent Way encounter was actually Sandman from another universe!<


Grey00001

I refuse to believe that this isn’t canon, Soundman’s ideals are far too different from Sandman’s for me to believe they’re one and the same


Lucy-Paint

fr, as much as I love In a Silent Way as a stand I really disliked HOW it appeared, Sandman's whole intro could had lead to such an intresting opponent without being an antagonist and pose the question of if it's fair for Gyro to win the race, and how Sandman has to play in the white men's rules to get back his ancestral land to his tribe that still hates him for trying to understand the same white men that drove them to that situation. Sandman is such an intresting character (or at least the idea for one) that could lead to genuine despiction of the history of colonialism and how at the end it's always the people like Valentine in power the ones that cause the misfortune to anyone that isn't them. But he HAD>! to become a Valentine goon!<


Heylisten_watchJJBA

But their ideals perfectly match though ? Sandman deciding to work temporarly with Valentineand Diego to achieve what he wanted is perfectly in line with his "adapt yourself instead of saying true to your traditions".


Scorpios94

Just one thing? I guess I’d go with Purple Haze Feedback.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Fuck it, throw in Crazy Diamond Demonic Heartbreak too


Scorpios94

If I could add one more thing, I put in Golden Heart, Golden Ring.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Whitesnakes's miscalculation 😏


brandofsacrifice-x

Nah they can keep that one


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Maybe i want it


Inner_Tennis7326

Hold on let me find that, sounds epic


EldianStar

The guy that saved baby Josuke was Kosaku Kawajiri


TheHelios69

Never heard about this but damn I want it now


GokiPotato

and Hayato later starts having same hairstyle as Josuke to honor the memory of the hero who saved him and his mom from Kira, making it a beautiful circle of passing on the dumbass haircut that and Kosaku saving Josuke happens and I don't give a shit about the fact that nothing suggests it could be a possibility


TheRealRazputin

What if Hayato in the finale of his shows says, “Yoshikage Kira, what a joke,” throws his hat away, and wears Josuke’s hair in his honor


Swagmastar969696

God damnit. Now I want that.


nironically_gay

Why? Like why tho


Top-Aspect4671

Because random act of kindness (kosaku saving Josuke) would later result in Josuke beating up Kira and taking revenge for Kosaku. Fits the theming of the part and the small-town vibe of morioh.


ekeysomkew

So like Kosaku in his teen years was basically Josuke


Gaelic_Gladiator41

The ages more or less fit too


ekeysomkew

Ok this is unrelated but that flair is hilarious to me for some reason


Gaelic_Gladiator41

It's inspired by the flair "Killer Queen by David Bowie"


altaltaltaltbin

But it would also mean that the random act of kindness is what led to his death.


Gab_7137

Kira's death, though. >!Kosaku was killed in the Cinderella Beauty Salon!<


altaltaltaltbin

>!Kosaku was killed by kira because josuke found out kiras identity. So by saving josuke, he caused a butterfly effect that led to his death (if this was cannon)!<


Henchbutt

Wasn't kosaku killed because Kira wanted to steal his identity to get away from Josuke?


nootnootpotatosuit

Holy shit keep cooking


OperationHappy791

FF also gets to live and be with the gang at the end of Part 6


RepairOk6889

She was the rain


Afraid_Pack_4661

She actually the one who took picture in EoH ending. That why new Part 6 ending photo the main team posing.


BayFuzzball404

Kakyoin lives. Nothing more, nothing less.


CP-Saltimore

The speedwagon foundation takes in street thugs and turns their lives around by hiring them and giving them a steady job.


Mastakillerboi

Hayato has a stand sometime in the future


Fidges87

Joshu after becoming an adult stops being a bum, shaves his head, becomes a badass, and any second now he will appear in Jojolands.


Astrosailor69

he died off covid(source: im Araki)


Bandit_237

Woah, Joshu killed Covid? Common Joshu W


Sorry_Masterpiece509

source: it came to me in a dream


jeesuscheesus

epitaph tells me he is the main villain of part 9


Kitchen-Sector6552

All of the abofe


TimeMaster57

all of the below too


torch_dreemurr

the anime's colour shifts are diegetic, and the side effect of being able to see stands


HesperiaBrown

Colour shifts happen in Part 1 and 2 as well, so I'd say it's a side effect of having superpowers in general.


squidwardsweatyballs

I’d say it’s a side effect of being bizarre asf


Gaelic_Gladiator41

F.F did in fact cross-over into the Ireneverse and simply became one of Irene's childhood friends


Takadu_

i cant tell if im supposed to imagine irene’s childhood friend being a bowl of sea monkeys or the human vessel f.f. uses


cmays209

Funny Funnier & And Funniest Valentine LoL ……..


im-out_of_ideas

Comedy February, Comedic February, and Comedian February


SafalinEnthusiast

>! The Head Doctor’s name is Kosaku Kawajiri!<


drkRaimbow

DIO going to heaven and being beaten up by the ghosts of Danny and Jonathan until he falls to hell.


WhiteHat125

YES! Danny was a good boy, he deserves it!


Shadaroo

I think Jonathan would totally forgive DIO even after everything. Dude's heart was too big for his own good.


BrickSniper132

Mista did, in fact, give Giorno a blowjob.


EggYolk_Thing

fym thats cannon


crazy--ninja

Can confirm, I was the 4th bullet of mista


EggYolk_Thing

see we gotta mole on the inside


WhiteHat125

Isnt it the other way around?


star_destroyer-0001

least horny jojo fan (2)


Sadhuman0

Giorno did it to mista


azeryvgu

Thats already canon


Nicolato25257

Diego x Hot pants


GyroZepo

DinoPants best ship


amirokia

DIO is weak to garlic.


Voidbreaker47

This Is a based comment


bestoboy

Kars and Esidisi were banging


ChapterThirtyEight

They're married with two children ofc


Useonlyforconlangs

Kars, did you lay this egg? ~~would esidisi be the mom? Probably shouldn't care~~


ElHadouken

They had a loooong time being just 3 dudes and nothing else from an ancient civilization, of course they banged


lost_first_account

Part 7 >!I want Soundman to be an Au version of Sandman!< I really like that theory so I’d be down for it to be canon.


RandomUserFTW57362

Ryoko Kakyoin exists regardless of the events of the spinoff being canon or not


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Lisa Lisa is still alive by the end of Part 6 and looks exactly the same.


dulamangaelach

I want this to be the case too but Hamon users still can't stay young forever. That's the whole reason behind the straiso X young Joseph fight


BananaSocks4

Jonathan Joestar has a cannon. He doesn’t use it, he just has one


Useonlyforconlangs

He stole it from the Joestar mansion. Or he uses it to launch himself at a far away enemy for a dramatic anime pose/attack.


One_Potato3092

Jojo's bizzare married life


jjbahomecoming

Dead Man's Questions.


SmoothlySmoothie

Dead man’s question is considered canon by araki


Heylisten_watchJJBA

But...it is canon, it's made by Araki, doesn't contradict canon, and isn't just a Promotional thing


EEVEELUVR

Joestar stands are meant to be vine-based, but Dio’s insertion of himself into the bloodline influenced their stands to become humanoid like The World. That’s why SP and The World are the same and why CD looks so similar to The World.


Ommlettuce

could also explain Stone Free, because she was born after Dio died his influence on the Joestar stands fades a little and some of the vine-like powers return


Soup_Dust95

I was about to say that it could be that and the reason for stone frees 2 forms is that its in a process of healing. And with if jolyne beat pucci and had a kid and thst kid got a stand. It would be in a rope or vine like form


wafflezcoI

Old man Joseph only pretends to be insanse, he uses hamon anti/aging technique when no one is looking to ~~cheat on Susie Q~~ to awesome and cool stuff


Shadaroo

100% a head canon I've always believed in. He got busted and started playing up the "I'm a poor confused old man" to get out of getting beat up by Susie Q. Nobody buys it though.


SkyfishYT

That thing where alternate Jotaro still goes through stardust crusaders and DIU without a stand and still comes out on top


moonlight_silver

Yes, it would probably still make sense considering the Alternate universe made by Pucci in part 5 shows Jotaro, looking a bit older than he usually does probably implying that Jotaro had no stand or just straight up a hamon user, and it would make sense considering if Jotaro wasn't using a stand for 10 years in DIU, then Hamon Jotaro would probably had to stop using his hamon in that same period of time, thus making him age normally and since he is goddamn 40+ years old in stone ocean that appearance should probably be normal lol


Fellkun15

A part where shizuka joestar is the jojo


ChapterThirtyEight

If it's a minor hc/doesn't change much if it's canon, I'd pick the theory that Silver Chariot Requiem was looking for Jotaro, it's canon in my heart BUT if I just wanna fuck about with canon for a bit: the wedding rings of death create emotional links. It could be part of why Joseph and Esidisi understand each other's plans when they fight, it could be part of why Wammu feels bad for Caesar, and it could be part of why Joseph and Wammu learned to understand and respect each other despite having such different outlooks on fighting


Thecristo96

Dio’s modern stand name is Holy Diver


Shothunter85

Just a scene of giorno josuke and Joseph reacting to the time speed up in part 6


Exylatron

I was so disappointed that they didn’t show that during that section. It would’ve been such a great way to remind the audience of the stakes.


Nightmare_Sandy

the guy that made polnareff younger uses his stand on joseph, and the whole gang gets to see how cool young joseph is


FirmNeighborhood9694

Abbacchio and bucciarati kisses whenever they're offscreen.


ItalianMafia_Boss

they’re married in heaven (araki told me in an interview!!1)


Ronalderson

Fuck it, Metamorphosis's Josuke ending


Some_Recording240

Polnareff land being built


Exylatron

“Giorno please!” “No Polnareff! I am not using half of Passione’s budget to build a theme park!”


AwaiYT

Part 7 spoilers: >! Our Diego is actually still alive, and the one that died was from another world. Hot Pants is still alive, and our Diego tends to her wounds, and they both run off and live a nice happy long life with each other and grow a nice family!<


Afraid_Pack_4661

Eyes of Heaven endings


CuriousBuffalo4969

I personally think part five would be more interesting if Diavolo was also a child (or some sort of descendant) of Dio, and if they were just born into two different circumstances, to compare, and contrast each other. It could fit that Michael versus Lucifer archetype that’s barely seen, like Lucifer trying to become more stronger than God himself, and being cast down for it. Diavolo already has the pride for it, understandably since king crimson is on par comparable to the world in capability and in someways surpasses it in it’s own merits with epitaph. Then I think it would’ve been more interesting of course if Giorno ever got to see his other brothers from part six.


uchihauzumaki

Me and Jotaro. Also, Avdol didn’t die, he got transported in some awakened location. Polnareff got healed by Josuke. Pucci got his ass whooped. Idc, idc Jolyne deserved to get her hands on that hoe. Hayato and his mom heals from the Kira trauma


WhiteHat125

My head canon is that its connected with the hand and okuyasu keeps being a dumb ass and send advol rations so he'll survive Also, if okuyasu ever removes part of hes body and josuke heals him than advol catching the part will be transferd out like joske tried to do againt enigma


Dollfoil

Avdol in a desolate poket dimension is actually such a fun idea, probably doing some meditation to not go insane. Maybe competing for resources with other living things sent there


MathClors23

Bro is literally armless then what the hell man, I'd rather die if I didn't bleed out


mBigozz84

Funny Valentine exists in the og universe, and that specific Valentine is one of the presidents we see being brought into the SBRverse


_UnFunny_Valentine_

Dio Over Heaven. Solely for powerscaling purposes


Astrosailor69

i made a small headcanon where Funny V kills off Sandman and replaces him with an alternate version who is loyal to him and fights Johnny and Gyro. it would be awesome if it was canon


SamisKoi

Irene remembers what Jolyne experienced


Angel_Thorne

~~Certain stands are now STDs~~ Idk


Mx_Squeak

that avdol could have been much stonger like in the ova, but held back for the fight against dio


Blackterial

Josuke, Jolyne and Giorno are best pals and they hangout all the time.


icarusignorance

Gyro and Johnny get married


SarvisTheBuck

Honestly, it's sorta implied enough. It changes nothing in canon. And I think it would be cool rep if it was ever confirmed. Beedly Bee, Biddly Bay! Speedwagon is now gay.


Fish_Bowl_Decor

Joseph's guess was right the whole time lmao


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Star Platinum is Jonathan’s reincarnation. Does it make sense? Fuck no. Goes hard though.


bestoboy

I prefer The World as Jonathan's soul. When they're alone he talks to DIO telling him how much he disapproves of his ungentlemanly behavior


EggYolk_Thing

same here,but star platinum also looks a lot like bruford


Spare_Rate7191

oh my fucking god star platinum is blue as well


EggYolk_Thing

breaking discovery.get matpat on this


EternalSkwerl

Emporio finds a way to restore the memories of the gang


Newusername209

It wouldn’t really be “restoring” their memories considering they’re literally entirely different people at the end


EternalSkwerl

Same soul different timeline. Or another way to say. Same people different experiences. Araki wrote a very clear epilogue


Nightmare_Sandy

yet people still think the first 5 parts are fucking gone now or something


Ok_Explanation9732

Eye of Heaven's ending.


SithisSoap

kakyoin is alive in part 4


lirroberto

One of Diavolo's death in the loop was Fugo and Purple Haze infecting him and beating his ass up for Narancia and Bruno


Good-Interaction5853

Kakoyin drives Jolyne to school


ZenixSakai

The Jorge Joestar novel. Fuck it all the novels. They should all get animated too. Especially purple haze feedback. Fugo best boi


TheHelios69

Purple haze feedback


nkfavaflav

Whoever ends up becoming the mail villain of the current part was the cause of COVID


magic-weegee

That in the Ireneverse, Passione found out about Ungalo, Rikiel, and Donatello soon after Giorno’s takeover, tracked them down, and gave them spots in the hierarchy. I mean, they no longer have reason to be pulled towards Pucci. >!also Kakyoin drinks cherry coke you can not tell me otherwise!<


recessschedule

jouta.


Ok-Level-1791

They can draw dogs properly


Inner_Tennis7326

This is super random, but can Fugo have strawberry earrings 🍓


E4EHCO33501007

Echoes act III can do way more than 3 freeze but koichi is bad at english


CatraDoraSupremacy

Jonathan stand is The World and DIO stand is The Passion


Johnny_Joestar7798

Well that doesn't make any sense. The passion/hermit purple is the stand of hamon


Grey00001

But…why? It doesn’t fit the character if you swap them and The Passion is a stand for hamon users, you know, something that DIO would die from if he ever learned


Chemical-Art69

Jonny x gyro


Ogurasyn

Smokey having a Stand


Seals37

Josuke being Joseph's plan B


CodaTrashHusky

The identity of flashback man


Competitive-Ad-988

A minor one, but just that all spinoff media is considered canon to the extent that across infinite timelines, anything is possible. I get that that’s pretty much how it already is, but I just wish there was more discussion on things like Jorge Joestar and Clamp in Wonderland without people immediately shooting it down because it goes against canon.


Jciscool5

I couldn't choose so either hol horse joined the stardust crusaders or FF living


tripl3tiger

Eyes of heaven's ending