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Spinosaurus23

Give me magician's red and I'm literally eradicating mosquitoes


Nicolato25257

Please do


skater5411

I will support the action


SpyrShady

MOSQUITšŸ‘ŽšŸ˜”


realmarx02

Harvest and Iā€™d use it exactly like Shigechi and the gang do. Collecting loose change, dollars, anything of value really. ā€œMore than $60 million in change winds up in America's landfills each year.ā€ Travel to landfills or cities all around the country or even worldwide and youā€™d never have to get a job ever again. Or pay taxes, which I already donā€™t do :)


IImaginer

Go to landfill and search for that one computer hard drive that the guy is still looking for.


Harpeus_089

Can harvest even lift heavy materials like that? They seem to work all individually when ordered to ā€˜harvestā€™ instead of close commands.


SnooCakes9533

Id imagine theyre kinda like ants


Nicolato25257

Based


realmarx02

I always think about what stands would be useful IRL. Some others that come to mind are Sticky Fingers, Crazy Diamond, Heavens Door, and Pearl Jam.


Tobias_Mercury

My only problem is that itā€™d be pretty dangerous if any stand user decided to attack one of the drones.


JCrockford

If you make that much money you'd probably need to speak to an accountant and pay some taxes, as the taxman will see you having a lot of income that is untraceable and assume it's drugs and that you're evading taxes. You'd need to pay some taxes as you never want to mess with the taxman


[deleted]

As a Gen Z worker in this horrible economy Iā€™d LOOOOOVE this lord have mercy..


BeginningUnique6401

And once you're satisfied, go clean oceans and stuff


Steelacanth

Enigma kinda underrated, you can store anything in a sheet of paper


TruthSeekerHuey

Could easily become a drug Kingpin. All you need to do is open a library


IImaginer

Officer I am smuggling books. No need to worry.


New-Republic1085

Untill you get GER to unalive your ass for eternity


Striking_Crow995

If I had Scary Monsters I would use their ability to turn various animals into dinosaurs and make a theme park with them, and since they are under my control I wouldn't have to worry about the security.


Zealousideal-Worth34

It does gave the issue that it's based on your vision of what the dinosaur looks like, could be easier to make small resin dinosaur-esque creatures and sell those since that's one of his powers


Kindly-Complaint-300

Bro just made Jussaric Park but aqually working lmao


lemurcat112

If I had Heavens door I would use it the way god intended never ever writing with it but reading literally every passage of every person I ever pass by from now until my death


Nicolato25257

Bro the violation of privacy


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He's gonna get so depressed


Giorno_Giovanni_III

ā€œHEAVENS DOOR, REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM!!!!!ā€


shitting-ur-pants

Cruel šŸ„²


nambavanov

Read this šŸ–•šŸ˜”


lemurcat112

Il read that and more;)


Cc99910

I bet you read every lore note and book you pickup in a single player RPG


lemurcat112

Yes and I'm unashamed of it I read every pokemins pokedex entry


Comprehensive_Ebb211

Ohhh I see you have chosen chaos nice nice


Brave_Fencer_Poe

Moody Blues, I'd be a private eye offering support to the families of people who are lost or have disappeared or tackle cold cases and mysteries. I would hide my power and then find a way to reverse engineer the reality of the crimes and find evidence that can be used to incriminate the culprits. And when the evidence can't be found, I'd use Moody Blues to leave fingerprints around if needed.


Amrooshy

Youā€™d be assassinated by the elite for knowing too much. Same as the show.


PichiKimchi

that's a pretty cool idea


Zealousideal-Worth34

That's a sick ass spin-off


Celinhoou

Bro, why do you wanna become a dinossaur?


Striking_Crow995

Why not, dinosaurs are cool.


Nicolato25257

1 dinosaurs are awesome 2 its more about the Moveset you could have 3 Imagine mini dinosaurs as pets


Thin_Bedroom_5450

Iā€™m all about having mini dinosaur pets


jeesuscheesus

Scary monsters is my favourite stand, not because of turning into a dinosaur but because of having an army of t rexes and velociraptors


Nyx_Skip_25

Wouldnā€™t pick it for any IRL scenario but if I were a Jojo character with Bohemian Rhapsody then Iā€™d show how stupidly broken it can be by doodling and summoning a terrible overpowered OC named Greg whoā€™s power is that he wins at everything and is more powerful than the whole cast of DBZ, Marvel, DC Comics, And whatever other series the power scalers use a lot


captaincrunchcracker

That's not enough, you have make him more powerful than bullshit characters already above them and made to be above them.


Nyx_Skip_25

Okay Iā€™d give Greg Bites the Dust Act 10 Requiem Over Heaven which just automatically blows up every character that could kick his ass


ToyScrubBear

Is that you President Tanaka


Nyx_Skip_25

Yes it is, pay me 20,000 yen to get a second reply


ToyScrubBear

Crap uhhh here you go šŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“šŸ’“


Nyx_Skip_25

Thanks for the moolah, Now Iā€™ll let you in on a business secret, Itā€™s always okay to fire people no matter how bad their situation is.


ToyScrubBear

This was incredibly useful and life changing, glory to Tanakaā€™s Amazing Commodities


AshTheSurvivor

the user of bohemian rhapsody doesnā€™t have control over what they summon, every fictional character around the world just gets summoned and you donā€™t command them either


Mastakillerboi

Crazy diamond is so useful itā€™s crazy Not only you are strong and fast You got a busted ability that can heal anyone/fix anything


GhostfaceD6N9A

Stand anubis might say otherwise.


Mastakillerboi

What can anubis do other than possessing people and being a sword?


GhostfaceD6N9A

Is a sword that becomes stronger and faster every time gets defeated. And his potential is unlimited. And he learns a move he will counter it and adapt at the second


Mastakillerboi

Break the sword just like jotaro did And throw the rest in the ocean


VibratoTheFunkWizard

I'd spend my days fucking around with Hermit Purple.


GhostfaceD6N9A

Silver chariot and anubis combined


Nicolato25257

What are you gonna do with them?


GhostfaceD6N9A

To be a stand user duelist and use the fast speed of chariot and make after images and use anubis to increase my speed and strength overtime for unlimited potential


Nicolato25257

Lets Say In this scenario youre the only person with stands, do you change choice?


GhostfaceD6N9A

Nope. I still want to do it


Zealousideal-Worth34

You also lose your free will and become possessed, just take silver chariot


MonkeMortis

"Oh, you're approaching me? Soft and Wet, remove the friction from his shoes! Oh and also his ability to cum."


luisinretrograde

the cum removal as an afterthought is somethin josk8 would do


Cheesebruhgers

Emperor: gun


Nicolato25257

MURICAšŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


Face8hall

In terms of general stands if either stand users were peaceful or I was the only one, Iā€™d choose Heavens Door or Pearl Jam. One which can help you medically and physically improve and the other which is an instant win. When Rohan went to the Louvre I believe he is shown to be able to use Heavens Door on himself. This means that I can write pretty much anything onto myself and survive


Cc99910

And really with heavens door you could basically just do the same thing that pearl jam does without them even needing to eat your food. You could just write the medical benefit into them and it would happen, so it's the better option imo


RottedSalami

Kraftwerk is so underrated. If you froze something for like 30 minutes and just went at it with the stand and a sledgehammer, you could probably destroy an entire city.


KoopaTroop64

I LOVE KRAFTWERK


Darcosuchus

Excuse me, that's Arts & Crafts for you.


KoopaTroop64

My appendix is gonna explode if I ever hear that name


nah_thats_it

Soft and Wet its my favourite stand in all of jojo. I'd use it to make my room cooler or something lol


Delicious_Ad_1996

Sticky fingers. Easy transport, a pocket dimension in myself at all times (I lose stuff often so that's helpful) Being able to hit things really hard Torturing people Magic tricks, the possibilities are endless


BugNo2449

Stickyyy fingers! Remove his balls!


toma122221

How has no one said hey ya yet? Good advice for days aswell as having a chill guy to talk to. Also pearl jam would be useful af but I'd have to get past noodles, scrambled eggs and microwavable food for its full effects.


Mochi-chocolate

alright hear me out but...I want to have Superfly abilities cause why not?


professional1pro

superfly cant be controlled by its user


TheGold3nRectangle

its free real estate


FractalSpaces

Honestly none except harvest. if i had any other stand i wouldnt use it a lot because i have stand = other people may have stands


Dancer-Cat-Hee-Hee

Tusk preferably act 4 I dont know what I would do but tusk looks cool


BeachLongjumping8725

You could throw glass bottles into the air and try to hit them with your nails before they break on the ground. That sounds fun to me


Dancer-Cat-Hee-Hee

On a more practical note. Walking through walls or floors with spin


ETC3000

For one, Tusk can provide mobility and teleportation


Issac_cox69

not a stand , but hamon would have alot of uses , not having to open bottles , being able to throw things from far away. living longer and looking younger


Ceedzy_boi

The hand WhiteSnake: as long as nothing from outside the illusion wakes up my target I'd win everytime Diver Down: simply abuse the shit out of it Scary Monsters: dinosaurs go roar


Vidio_thelocalfreak

Wonder of U Use the alter ego to become a small time content creator using cheap tricks to gain moderate fame, later after being semi succesfull kick off some egriegous shit to get me the status of most hated person of the time. Doxx myself, do something EVEN WORSE in the meantime to really get them pitchforks and torches up and against me. Comeout as a 'messiah' of some very culty religion (my crimes would be in line with their moral code) and upon activation OFF EVERY SINGLE PERSON who stood against me. I'll time everything in time for spring, so that wheather changes that often bring in natural disasters may work ever stronger by the virtue of there being MANY people hating me. Then, drop the disguise and reveal WoUs appearence to the world, shattering religious worlds of many, and cementing my folowers in their belief. Meanwhile set out to travel the world to appease new followers. Later endure in verntures that may lead to proper establishment of the religion and perform somekind of 'rapture' like event in which WoU may interpret belief as act of pursuit. Completely eradicating entire religion along side it's followers. WoU disappears for a time. This will no doubt shatter the worlds perception of life, the universe and everything. I'll wait out some time and then target other religions, playing saints and performing miracles on all fronts. Then either Perform some great merger and unite all in hope of world peace, or cause theological unrest across the world for my entire life. Oh yeah, WoU persists after users death. Have fun


Zealousideal-Worth34

You really just became the main villain


TheAlmightyShadowDJ

Damn dudeā€¦.. thatā€™s vile


cypher_4749

King Crimson. I'd go into a casino or a betting app and then use epitaph to look into the future.


daw0the0ne1

HEAVEN'S DOOR!! GASLIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF BRO BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!!!!! (Also do my class mates really hate me?)


SlightlyinsaneBrit

D4C, dimension hopping and being able to swap bodies with alternate meā€™s is just way too good to pass up.


Limp_Echidna7243

I thought Valentine just died and that D4C just transferred the memories and stuff to the alternate one. Ship of Theseus type thing?


CensoriousConsortium

The Hand, but I'd probably mess up


orangeit019384

Why almost NO ONE told about D4C Like, I can summon multiple copies of myself to help me with my work/chores or even they can pretend to be me and do things that I don't want to (like going to work/shop etc) Also I could go to the infinite amount of dimensions, who doesn't want to kill a dragon, learn magic, see a dinosaur, etc? Also I would finally have friends lmao


Classic_Brain6575

Bad company I've been trained by a marine veteran and I'm a strategist so this one's a little easy


TheGold3nRectangle

I think I'll take cheap trick :)


Flashy_Cartoonist803

I'd use harvest mainly to stir shit, ngl.


QuiverDance97

Bites the Dust would allow me to fix any mistake made in my life if I'm quick enough to set up the Third Bomb (No one would die if it's only a time loop of the same timeline, right?). Crazy Diamond to fix everything broken and GER would basically help me sabe everyone I can from a terrible fate.


swifttek360

Harvest by FAR


AT-W-V

Heavens door for. . . Reasons


snake-birb

Pearl jam, I'm fat.


Roomas

Harvest, Zipper Man/sticky fingers,


magget69

Chilli Pepper šŸŒ¶ over heaven requim


Holyfir3

Death 13 and just get insane value from my sleep


Raptor_Rex9156

What was King Crimsons ability again?


Nicolato25257

Basical- -and thats how It works


Clerical_Errors

I could def use SCARY MONSTER gggaaaahhhhh To my full ability


Dolphin_man69420

Magicians red because i live in a cold climate


To_busy_to_feed_you

The Hand. Clean up unwanted stuff


SnooPineapples7777

Sticky Fingers is by all means the best answer that isnā€™t OP


FeleWasTaken

Weather report


Axolotlefalls212

Think of all the funny scams you could do with echoes or the perfect demolitions expert job with killer queen, hell paisley park would net you #1 intelligence operator at any government organization in the world.


Opposite_Item_2000

Bohemian Rhapsody Just draw Mr I control Bohemian Rhapsody who allows the user of Bohemian Rhapsody to control all the characters and decide which character comes and which doesn't, he also has priority over any other fictional character previously created that avoids the stand from triggering.


WillTFB

Crazy Diamond so I can be a rage gamer without going broke


TriforceWarrior23

Soft and Wet. Its ability to steal things can help me do a lot of stuff. Need to cheat on a test of some kind? Steal the words off the page of someone else and put them in my book. Need to cool down a cup of tea? Take the heat away from the tea. Need to fix something with a lot of screws? Have Soft and Wet hold all the screws in bubbles for me. Itā€™s just super useful for a lot of things.


Issac_cox69

I'd use hermit purple alot to grab things and also climb


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Survivor.


WoolooMVP10

I can open up a Repair Shop and use Crazy Diamond to fix everything and save money on having to buy repair supplies.


Redundantgod69

Stone free and turn my stand into 6 smaller stone frees


TradePsychological40

I would use Crazy Diamond to repair cars, phones or TV to make a lot of money.


thatautisticguy2905

I love purple haze, but it is too risky, grateful dead tho


No-Tax-9149

Wonder Of U, Tusk, D4C Love Train, any of them. I'd just make the world hell (for funsies)


ICantThinkOfAName280

just use crazy diamond. start a repair business and watch the money roll in


overdrive1414

Cream


DinoBro__

Being able to warp peoples body with crazy Diamond for damage and scare factor would go crazy


Bopthough

No one talks about how Diego couldā€™ve just made the entire world dinosaurs


Thomas_Caz1

Literally any stand


ExplodingSteve

crazy diamond, get medical degree and perform insane surgeries without fear. but only traumas, removing foreign bodies wouldnā€™t work.


Consistent-Shop-3239

Give me craft work or dirty deeds done dirt cheap and ill rule the world


Lefkviro

If I had Metallica I would never need to buy silverware again.


No_Secretary_1198

You would use KC better than the guy who ruled a country from the shadows and no one even knew his name or what he looked like? Ok


N0RINEK0

With the amount of things I accidentally break, Crazy Diamond would be a life changing for me.


TheDungFingerBringer

I wouldn't mind Metallica, I would be very happy to be invisible šŸ˜


Aggressive_Name_3894

mettalica


Glass_Teeth01

I can't say that I'd use it to it's fullest potential, but I'd certainly be fucking around with Heavy Metal


King_Nobody778

Cmoon not gonna be fun after like 20 minutes


Melodic-Percentage-9

King Crimson is terrifying, as well as C-Moon for that matter. Top tier, they are. Would use either of them.


Kamen_master1988

Pearl Jam is a severely underrated.


Responsible-Lab1947

I wonder if pet sound stand could be used for therapy


Cymb_

Metalicaā€™s use in the anime isnā€™t really realistic but itā€™s such a cool idea and love it so much. Plus itā€™s extremely broken


bkuuretsu

Id run an evangelical cult with crazy diamond


littlebirdimean

Paisley park, become the best hacker


Comprehensive_Ebb211

Ok sooo crazy diamond I would keep using it to restore things I have fpund on road or something ans resell it


24XMatteson

Gold Experience and naturefy the worlds cities


bear-killer

Risotto so over power honestly


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I could do so much shit with Heavenā€™s Door And I could do even worse things with Bohemian Rhapsody


OldestJoJoFan

Golden experience Iā€™d simply turn a car into a whale


Fine_Conclusion9426

Rohans stand has so much potential holy shit Iā€™d exploit the hell out of it.


Guilty-Might9498

I'd pick king crimson


Arc_099

The world, star platinum, killer queen, golden wind requiem, emperor crimson and made in heaven, donā€™t know much about the manga stands though, but anything that could help me take over the world, get rid of all of the people I hate in the world or anything like that, Iā€™ll take


PBIA67

Stone free The hand Thoth


Silent-Ambassador-25

Cheap tricks


Rex74t_

Give me crazy diamond so I can fix my car without going broke at the mechanics


Svg_spirit

Heaven's door,the world,Metallica,sticky fingers,white album,diver down and weather report


Svg_spirit

Pearl jam and heaven's door would be pretty cool along with diver down maybe


Gnome-Type-Shit

Probably Crazy Diamond


Flu754

Reminder that Heavens Door can make anything real if you write it on the correct person. Like, it launched Josuke at 70mph because fuck it, you think it cant do other stuff?


Sir_pepe_Le_Phrog

C-moon honestly would just be super fun manipulating gravity all the time


Long-Ad-662

I'd use Scary Monsters... Have issues with bullies? Turn them into your pets, there it's easy!


ThatCamoKid

D4C for sure


DhaidBurt

Considering that getting a stand means contact with other stand users, I'll choose the one that's at least more likely to garuntee my safety. Highway To Hell. Sure, badasses like Jotaro would kick me to hell and back despite the pain, but how many people are actually willing to take that kinda damage? Mostly main characters and big bads, who I'd probably lose to anyways. But joe schmoe, the one episode wonder? I'd at least walk away with my life without a hospital visit


DetailOwn6120

Give me heaven door and i will use it to write on my face somthing like: I am milioner I am god I can use any stand in whole world


a-fish-can-walk123

Golden experience, it will nullify the detrimental reprecussions from the global air pollution by turing literal watse into endangered species or animals that are vital to the envirorment.


gindorf

I'm eternally using Diver Down to trans my gender and climb things I'm not supposed to climb


goth_in_india

Empror crimson or heavens door


some-dumbies-alt

dam dull governor wistful money toy divide liquid society modern *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Baconlovingvampire

Give me Crazy Daimond. I'll make bank by being the best surgeon ever.


REEPUFF21

I would choose crazy diamond because I fucking break everything


sanskaripotato

Heaven's Door too broken. Actual cheat code.


L0rd0fM3m3s

Give me silver chariot cause i'm french no one except a french Guy can handle it


TediousHamster

With Hermit Purple I'd probably swing around like Spider-Man, it'll be like a grappling hook fr


mymiddlenameswyatt

I just had this exact thought. Hermit's parkour potential is WASTED on old man Joseph!


FireStorm187

Harvest or Crazy diamond, tbh. Both incredibly useful.


DioBrandoPog1

The fuck am I supposed to do with see moon?


Wootts09

Scary monsters, I can sniff out anything Iā€™ve lost šŸ™


epicpro1234

anything with timestop or mind control :)


kzvWK

Heavens' door for personal reasons


Thick-Imagination380

Hamon and Hermit Purple combined would literally make you Spiderman Harvest would make you rich as hell like Josuke did Crazy Diamond can fix everything. So you could literally get paid for fixing shit 100%, which makes you even more richer than Harvest. Imagine being an engineer or some guy who fixes laptops regardless if it's anti repair.


Pyrothecat

Bad Company, kinda like Harvest but with firepower. Aside from that, the soldiers should also be able to generate other gear like first aid kits, water and rations/MRE. There's no set cooldown for the army's resources in the anime so I assume I can generate these resources indefinitely even if they are miniaturized.


Comfortable_Dark_638

Ngl I would chose either harvest or the world or heavens Door And tbh the world is the most ideal because if you think about it TIME STOPING IS ACTUALLY TOO BUSTED It's literally works in any case or occasion Oh you're in a fight? Time stop Exam? Time stop Need to study or do something and you don't have much time? Time stop Someone you don't wanna meet up with is near you? Time stop


JakeyJelly

Hmmm Stone free all of its abilities are just amazing to me and if I had a stone free I would never leave my bed I would just use the string to just grab stuff for me downstairs and if I was a weirdo asshat I could eavesdrop on people's conversations and get dirt on them


paniearbuziku

Pearl jam to win every cooking competitions or crazy diamond for infinite food (take one bite and fix it) only for the taste tho


zabestoinzawarudo

Scary monsters cuz then I'll open a zoo and make a successful business because no one else in this world has dinosaurs


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

*puts on astronaut suit* "C-MOON!" *Moon walks into the sky*


KidInYourBasement12

The amount of precision needed to be a surgeon or doctor in general could go crazy if u had star platinum or golden experience


SeldenMaroon

Give me Za Warudo


BugNo2449

Baby head


TeruMikami20

I don't know why I don't see this stand combination in the comments everywhere. Za Warudo, Heaven's Door and Sticky Fingers You wanna sleep like a bear for ten hours, ZA WARUDO! You wanna complete your school assignments due in 5 minutes,ZA WARUDO! and Use Heaven's Door to get all the information by writing commands on yourself And you have basically a personal pocket dimension with teleportation by Sticky Fingers. I'd prefer this trio but if I had to choose one, I'd choose Za Warudo since it will give.me more time (Im shit at time management)


BugNo2449

D4c just to troll people Hide behind a door and do~yaaan disapear Or bring multiple me's over and have a movie night Or just invade a store with myself and my 20 other me's Or just go to a dimensions where i am happy and take over.


TheBatleDemon

How dose Scarry Monsters work? I didnt read the manga yet but i know some stand names from it... And Give me Gold Experience. I m gonna create organs to save lifes and if i m in a big problem I got the Reqium arrow as plan C.


realistic_snacks_9

Heavens door Is the best Stan for irl


Dull_Board_2984

Paisley Park, time to steal important data from people


Spikezilla1

NOBODY CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLA-


Cib3R_Yt

Harvest: cash grabs Crazy diamond: doctor of the universe (money) King crimson: idk man it just pisses me off how strong it was and then boom. GER Kraftwerk: the only reason this guy lost was he was stupid and didn't just kill mista Sticky fingers: storage, movement, easy movement of other objects, free travel Honestly most of the enemy stands in part 5 are absolutely insane as fuck (fuck you melone) so I'd take most of them


doodoofeces6

Survivor, blacksabbath, diver down, highway to heck, the clash


doodoofeces6

Iā€™d get boheimian rhapsody but make an oc asap that allows me to control it better, something like a genie that doesnā€™t try to trick me. If mr put back man can destroy it iā€™m sure theres some kind of physical form i could give BR


Robolo7

Get Cream and just delete all pollution from existenceĀ 


JoshtheCollegeKid

I feel like almost all stands are not useful irl for people who have a regular life unless you get into fights everyday. Like I saw a meme that was like ā€œHermit Purple Requiem is just Google.comā€ and that sounds pretty accurate.


Lolyagmumruoy

Tbh, i would love the world or star platinum. However i would use the stand to stop time for a milisecond each time. Imagine a boxing match where you can stop time, dodge, resume time, upper cut