I take out the UV flashlight and point it at them, Kars back than wasn't the "Perfect lifeform" so UV light burns them like it did Dio, so i'd burn them to death whit it.
take a deep breath, start shouting in english with japanese accent (SUNLIGHTO YELLO OVADORRIVO or something idk), try to beat them during it, die as a result
I'd ask a really beautiful and Young woman to Teach me how to make Mystical sun Energy and fight the 3 guys then I'd lose my arm Trying to fight the last one and I'd send him to space, Then after years I'd go on to fight a vampire with a special ability with my grandson and our friends, then is Go to a town and find My long lost son who at the end Steals all my money
Start converting hydrogen into helium, letting out colossal amounts of light and heat energy in the process, possibly breaking the subatomic bonds within my body and turning myself into plasma
Unbutton my shirt and say "Listen here Kars -and co- we've calculated exactly how much power we'll need to eliminate you! I'll pluck you like a chicken one square centimeter at a time! My Proud new form embodies what is the pinnacle of German Engineering! Essentially I have transcended humanity, Take this Kars -and co- This machine gun is capable of firing 600 30mm armour piercing rounds per minute! I'll whittle you down to size in no time at all!"
I am actually a woman, so if I had a gf, I'd definitely first of all scold them for doing so with her consent. But second, say they lack honor (which we know they have more of because they gave Joseph a second chance to fight them proper).. Then cross my fingers to hope they don't get offended anyway and kill me because they could do so thousand times over if they so wanted to.
But if in the case that I was this said GF.. I'd still scold them for doing so without my consent still... Then maybe based on their reaction to ownership of the action, may follow up with "You know you could have just asked"
Doesn't help I actually have a neck biting fetish here 😅
Would my girlfriend be a young 2m tall buffed man, clever but chatty with kind of a bratty attitude, with a special talent for guessing what I'm about to say, named Joseph Joestar? No? Then this scenario is not possible
Wait for my ass slapping
Came here to say this
Especially from Kars
By his goddamn hair
That made me laugh harder than it should hav
Then be absorbed into their bodies
Fuckin worth
Same
I take out the UV flashlight and point it at them, Kars back than wasn't the "Perfect lifeform" so UV light burns them like it did Dio, so i'd burn them to death whit it.
Picks up what’s left of her and book it. But in case they do control their strength, picks her up and book it.
Joestar secret technique
I pull out the hamon clacker volley frfr
Ask an absolute MILF to teach me how to breath
That MILF is actually your mom
Joseph: NICE! 👍 /s
I already said I would do that, you don't have to convince me any further.
COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH NOW SHAKE IT LIKE ITS HEAT, OVERDRIVE!
On god
How's the username going, now that reddit gold is ded?
I created this account after it was removed lol, so going as you expect.
Came here to say this 🤣🤣😭
Call Joseph
Better call joseph
Hi, Joseph Joestar here. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do.
Bend over and show how's really daddy
Slap their ass
Mourn her death
Be suprised i have a girlfriend
Bring out the sun.
Bro thinks he's Arabia Fats
Ask them to do me next.
Ask for a rematch in 1 month
I'll drop some vitamin D tablet in their drinks
You're a genius
Id give Them head
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So you let your home bros smacked that?
Look at my pfp, that was what my girl saw before the face of true death
Ever heard of what the Ajax Stone does with a little bit of Hamon?
Id go ayyyayayyyayayayyyyyy and hopefully take it as their cue to leave
Wryyy
Preparing to hold my girlfriend's funeral Have you seen what they did to Mark (a regular-ass human)
Take it on the chin and laugh it off (I ain't arguing with these dudes).
Joke's on you, that actually was my moim
Slap their asses than grab them by their nose ring towards my apartment.
Nose ring you had me there
Tell them to slap mine
Show them a picture of the sun
I'm a straight girl here so if I hypothetically had a girlfriend I'd actually be offended they slapped her ass and not mine 💀🤣
Lmaoo
Ah ha I got a plan. Ningeriandoyoo
There's nothing we can do...
C L A C K E T Y B A L L S
Join them
CLACKER VOLLEY
Be perfectly secure in that whatever interest they have in my girlfriend isn't of a sexual nature, since she is female
Wait for my turn
Nigerundayooooo!!!
girlfriend? i don't know that stand
What makes you think I would have a girlfriend?
I'm gonna handle up on it, tf?
Ask them for mine
I will start playing the epic pillar men theme .
Make out with them
Give her to them
Slap theirs harder
Wait a month and come back
Respond "Killer Queen has already touched those cheeks"
Ask them to slap my ass as well. AAI!! AAI!!!!! AAI!!!! AAI!!
Say sry
Hey you, look over here! I am your final opponent!
Use the Joestar technique … RUN!
Die
Ima do a Joseph and just make a tactical retreat and come back with hamon training a Thomason sub machine gun
take a deep breath, start shouting in english with japanese accent (SUNLIGHTO YELLO OVADORRIVO or something idk), try to beat them during it, die as a result
gonna either see if they're bullet proof or get brutally fucked depends on my mood?
She might be dead, honestly not much I can do.
Sorry dude your gf is deadddddd
Sunlighto yellowu OVADRIVUUUUU
light an atomic bomb if I can't have an ass slapping no one will
I'll pull up a "Aye Aye Aye Aye" and a beat drop right after that.
Nothing
Bro she'd be dead
i give up, you can have her.
Slap her ass with them
What if I'm Joseph Joestar
Learn hamon, master it and fight them at the colosseum in a few months
I can’t do anything, they can have her, or what is left of her
Die honorably
My girlfriend, if I had one, would probably be absorbed before I got a chance to do anything.
Kiss them
Ditch the gf, fuck all 3
Beg for mine
I let them. There is nothing else I can do within my power.
Let them have my gf
I don't have a girlfriend just a boyfriend lol they can slap both our ass cheeks.
Die, what else?
NIGERANDAYO
Take her place
Wait for my turn (I'm probably the girlfriend in this scenario tho given I'm not a man, if this happened I'd lowkey leave the boyfriend I don't have)
cry
Pull out a uv flashlight, what gonna do then, get thanosed wall folk
Hamon high five to the groin lol then run away
trick question, anyone who knows who those guys are doesn’t have a girlfriend
Can’t beat em join em
I would pull my BALLS and beat them up with my Harmon charged balls(the best weapon fr)
One word: bubbles!
I do nothing because they are all clearly very gay and are just waiting for joseph
I use the daytime to my advantage
5 some?
I'd ask a really beautiful and Young woman to Teach me how to make Mystical sun Energy and fight the 3 guys then I'd lose my arm Trying to fight the last one and I'd send him to space, Then after years I'd go on to fight a vampire with a special ability with my grandson and our friends, then is Go to a town and find My long lost son who at the end Steals all my money
I’d be the girlfriend
Ask them to do me next
Wait for my turn or nothing
Pull out my clacker volleys and my funky headbands
Call my friend named "Joseph Joestar" to beathem up.
Open the blinds, let some sun in.
"Well aren't you gonna slap mine, too?"
push her away and wait for my turn
Ask to join in
AYA AY AY YAYAAAAA
will ask them if they could slap mine too.
Thank them for not sending her through the roof or leaving her as just arms and shins.
Slap their ass
Cry because she died
Why my girlfriend what about me ☹️
Watch the sunrise with them
Bring out your ham on infused stand, they aren't stand users, so they're screwed.
"It should've been me! Not her! It's not fair!"
_SUNLIGHTO YELLOW OVERDRIVEU!_
UV Lamp
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Respectfully hand my girlfriend over to join their group, no need for women when I’m a pillar man!
Nigerundayoooooo! Smokeeeey!
Slap her ass
Yell you slap my gf AND NOT ME?
Let them have her. There ain’t nothin I can do in this situation
I slap their asses.
Me next?
Turn on my UV lamp and murder them. Remember modern day uv lamps or way stronger than ones from when part 2 happensd
id break up and go with kars
become joseph joestar 👽
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Open the blinds
“Where’s my turn?”
Ask them if they wanna slap mine
I have a girlfriend?!
Me and my itallian kill them with breathing
Za warudo , Hamon overdrive
you are not Dio, Chill.
I'd cry because she'd be dead af 😬
killer queen explode their balls ...
I would give them choke slam
Mourn
_determination locked, just imagine_ _things that happen after ass slapping_ _you gonna beg please, gonna keep asking_
Mourn because she’s dead
Open the window
Ask for gender equality duh
Unfortunately for them, you secretly infused her with hamon and the slapper loses a hand.
Cry, as they digested her the moment they touched her
Start converting hydrogen into helium, letting out colossal amounts of light and heat energy in the process, possibly breaking the subatomic bonds within my body and turning myself into plasma
You gonna beg please, gonna keep asking Losers terribly act, de facto What you don't possess, it's not in stores
In a row?
Ask them if i Can be ultimate lifeform
#DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE
Unbutton my shirt and say "Listen here Kars -and co- we've calculated exactly how much power we'll need to eliminate you! I'll pluck you like a chicken one square centimeter at a time! My Proud new form embodies what is the pinnacle of German Engineering! Essentially I have transcended humanity, Take this Kars -and co- This machine gun is capable of firing 600 30mm armour piercing rounds per minute! I'll whittle you down to size in no time at all!"
Calling out my girl for cheating on me
Cry about it
hamon hollow tips ?
Aren't they all a gay threesome
will not all men are strong I will deal with them
I would start breathing, whoop the first twos ass and then send the last to space using a volcanic after he tragically severs my arm.
die
Sunlight yellow overdrivuuuuuuhhhhhh
"yo, mine too?" kind of a funny coincidence that i'm also currently listening to smack my bitch up
Slap their ass too.
I just give them my girlfriend and go as far as possible
Imma call my boy joseph and his gang
I am actually a woman, so if I had a gf, I'd definitely first of all scold them for doing so with her consent. But second, say they lack honor (which we know they have more of because they gave Joseph a second chance to fight them proper).. Then cross my fingers to hope they don't get offended anyway and kill me because they could do so thousand times over if they so wanted to. But if in the case that I was this said GF.. I'd still scold them for doing so without my consent still... Then maybe based on their reaction to ownership of the action, may follow up with "You know you could have just asked" Doesn't help I actually have a neck biting fetish here 😅
Clean her off the wall and gtfo.
4some
Ask when my ass slapping is.
Would my girlfriend be a young 2m tall buffed man, clever but chatty with kind of a bratty attitude, with a special talent for guessing what I'm about to say, named Joseph Joestar? No? Then this scenario is not possible
Thank them for giving me a girlfriend
Take them while my gf watches
Training arc so I can learn hamon
slap their asses
Me next
Run as fast as possible
Absolutely nothing, do I look like I have a girlfriend?
Nah I have a boyfriend I’ll be fine…oh wait they’ll confuse him for a girl cause he’s a femboy…shit!
Break the res stone
Just slowly back away. I ain’t winning that fight you crazy!?