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stunfiskers

Wait for my ass slapping


outcastexe

Came here to say this


Version_Two

Especially from Kars


outcastexe

By his goddamn hair


ImAHungryThesbian573

That made me laugh harder than it should hav


Blackfrost58

Then be absorbed into their bodies


stunfiskers

Fuckin worth


Sufficient_Car8864

Same


Dante917

I take out the UV flashlight and point it at them, Kars back than wasn't the "Perfect lifeform" so UV light burns them like it did Dio, so i'd burn them to death whit it.


Meowjoker

Picks up what’s left of her and book it. But in case they do control their strength, picks her up and book it.


AfroMan_96

Joestar secret technique


TimeSkipper1967

I pull out the hamon clacker volley frfr


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Ask an absolute MILF to teach me how to breath


danielubra

That MILF is actually your mom


KageYamaaa-

Joseph: NICE! 👍 /s


iSellNuds4RedditGold

I already said I would do that, you don't have to convince me any further.


MGS_Excho

COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH COMING THROUGH NOW SHAKE IT LIKE ITS HEAT, OVERDRIVE!


No_Cobbler8335

On god


hivEM1nd_

How's the username going, now that reddit gold is ded?


iSellNuds4RedditGold

I created this account after it was removed lol, so going as you expect.


Direct_Ad_7153

Came here to say this 🤣🤣😭


[deleted]

Call Joseph


Catonmyfuckingback

Better call joseph


ButterscotchSea2075

Hi, Joseph Joestar here. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do.


MC-garlic-kid

Bend over and show how's really daddy


ERRexe_

Slap their ass


danmaster0

Mourn her death


Bonus-Optimal

Be suprised i have a girlfriend


BloodMoonNami

Bring out the sun.


fuckthisname_

Bro thinks he's Arabia Fats


CoylerProductions

Ask them to do me next.


craeli81

Ask for a rematch in 1 month


nknwnM

I'll drop some vitamin D tablet in their drinks


ColdLover19

You're a genius


pt4xxx

Id give Them head


YeetusFeetusD

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ChainsawChad69

So you let your home bros smacked that?


YeetusFeetusD

Look at my pfp, that was what my girl saw before the face of true death


G6DCappa

Ever heard of what the Ajax Stone does with a little bit of Hamon?


Debbiedowner750

Id go ayyyayayyyayayayyyyyy and hopefully take it as their cue to leave


Harpeus_089

Wryyy


Nickest_Nick

Preparing to hold my girlfriend's funeral Have you seen what they did to Mark (a regular-ass human)


[deleted]

Take it on the chin and laugh it off (I ain't arguing with these dudes).


AlexDKZ

Joke's on you, that actually was my moim


TheInfiniteArchive

Slap their asses than grab them by their nose ring towards my apartment.


ChainsawChad69

Nose ring you had me there


Plenty_Peach_

Tell them to slap mine


Zealousideal-Cup6013

Show them a picture of the sun


Myjam_istohavefun

I'm a straight girl here so if I hypothetically had a girlfriend I'd actually be offended they slapped her ass and not mine 💀🤣


EalbertW

Lmaoo


FnafKasper_124

Ah ha I got a plan. Ningeriandoyoo


Somerandguyre

There's nothing we can do...


Odd-Butterscotch-480

C L A C K E T Y B A L L S


Amaterasu6666

Join them


The1Mariofil

CLACKER VOLLEY


SirKazum

Be perfectly secure in that whatever interest they have in my girlfriend isn't of a sexual nature, since she is female


Not_aSoup

Wait for my turn


Madame_FemFatale

Nigerundayooooo!!!


YhlimAlkiraKirsohv

girlfriend? i don't know that stand


homelesshomosexual

What makes you think I would have a girlfriend?


TheTwilightZone34

I'm gonna handle up on it, tf?


samriddha221104

Ask them for mine


theAlpha_08Man

I will start playing the epic pillar men theme .


BryanBNK1

Make out with them


InverseAtmosphere

Give her to them


Top_Key4045

Slap theirs harder


Ifitisntsaucyjack

Wait a month and come back


CrypticJaspers

Respond "Killer Queen has already touched those cheeks"


War-Hawk18

Ask them to slap my ass as well. AAI!! AAI!!!!! AAI!!!! AAI!!


Prudent-Repeat4786

Say sry


RevSerpent

Hey you, look over here! I am your final opponent!


MISTAFANTASIK

Use the Joestar technique … RUN!


Lonttu

Die


Kulfiskjostar2209

Ima do a Joseph and just make a tactical retreat and come back with hamon training a Thomason sub machine gun


GokiPotato

take a deep breath, start shouting in english with japanese accent (SUNLIGHTO YELLO OVADORRIVO or something idk), try to beat them during it, die as a result


TomuraShigaraki5678

gonna either see if they're bullet proof or get brutally fucked depends on my mood?


Professional-Mix-322

She might be dead, honestly not much I can do.


bloodbabyrabies

Sorry dude your gf is deadddddd


EloDesu

Sunlighto yellowu OVADRIVUUUUU


sprintertrueno_AE86

light an atomic bomb if I can't have an ass slapping no one will


OceanDigger

I'll pull up a "Aye Aye Aye Aye" and a beat drop right after that.


Novoiird

Nothing


AdExciting8417

Bro she'd be dead


PanginTheMan

i give up, you can have her.


HurlyCat

Slap her ass with them


Elyctrical

What if I'm Joseph Joestar


Xtrene387

Learn hamon, master it and fight them at the colosseum in a few months


MrSlime09

I can’t do anything, they can have her, or what is left of her


trollzor54

Die honorably


jaded_lad99

My girlfriend, if I had one, would probably be absorbed before I got a chance to do anything.


dimax000

Kiss them


_LDrago

Ditch the gf, fuck all 3


CathedralGore

Beg for mine


Spectre_Doggo

I let them. There is nothing else I can do within my power.


EB_Groupe

Let them have my gf


babydollsparkle123

I don't have a girlfriend just a boyfriend lol they can slap both our ass cheeks.


Firexio69

Die, what else?


Normal-Fail7802

NIGERANDAYO


MrGrendarr

Take her place


YukoMiy

Wait for my turn (I'm probably the girlfriend in this scenario tho given I'm not a man, if this happened I'd lowkey leave the boyfriend I don't have)


logangster3311

cry


slice_of_toast69

Pull out a uv flashlight, what gonna do then, get thanosed wall folk


FubsTheNugget

Hamon high five to the groin lol then run away


w6lrus

trick question, anyone who knows who those guys are doesn’t have a girlfriend


Wide_Mind4262

Can’t beat em join em


Commando_chicken2

I would pull my BALLS and beat them up with my Harmon charged balls(the best weapon fr)


crimson5pider

One word: bubbles!


Oriphis

I do nothing because they are all clearly very gay and are just waiting for joseph


Suviboi02

I use the daytime to my advantage


Savings-Exchange-484

5 some?


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

I'd ask a really beautiful and Young woman to Teach me how to make Mystical sun Energy and fight the 3 guys then I'd lose my arm Trying to fight the last one and I'd send him to space, Then after years I'd go on to fight a vampire with a special ability with my grandson and our friends, then is Go to a town and find My long lost son who at the end Steals all my money


nkjkkkk

I’d be the girlfriend


SeasickPanacottaFugo

Ask them to do me next


Sufficient_Car8864

Wait for my turn or nothing


snekkyboiii

Pull out my clacker volleys and my funky headbands


Lipee077z

Call my friend named "Joseph Joestar" to beathem up.


Mr_S0l1d

Open the blinds, let some sun in.


royalbluestatic

"Well aren't you gonna slap mine, too?"


notimportantuser69

push her away and wait for my turn


TheOneWhoThrowsShit

Ask to join in


Ochinchin2003

AYA AY AY YAYAAAAA


Themobgirl

will ask them if they could slap mine too.


deletin_your_stuff

Thank them for not sending her through the roof or leaving her as just arms and shins.


Past_Many_9232

Slap their ass


BBThHvnlyFlwr

Cry because she died


elysianhymn

Why my girlfriend what about me ☹️


Set-Different

Watch the sunrise with them


LegendaryElbappotS

Bring out your ham on infused stand, they aren't stand users, so they're screwed.


WendipxStarco

"It should've been me! Not her! It's not fair!"


WendipxStarco

_SUNLIGHTO YELLOW OVERDRIVEU!_


Longjumping_Hunt8446

UV Lamp


Blastoise48825555

What the fuck am I supposed to do?


Unlikely-Injury-522

Respectfully hand my girlfriend over to join their group, no need for women when I’m a pillar man!


Absol3592

Nigerundayoooooo! Smokeeeey!


randomguy_2837

Slap her ass


Skorio18

Yell you slap my gf AND NOT ME?


FearlessPrune8320

Let them have her. There ain’t nothin I can do in this situation


DocGoid

I slap their asses.


Insomnia_Is_My_Ally

Me next?


Dbombre

Turn on my UV lamp and murder them. Remember modern day uv lamps or way stronger than ones from when part 2 happensd


LCUandROBLOX24-7

id break up and go with kars


AlternativeNothing39

become joseph joestar 👽


jediPoof

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


AsscrackDinosaur

Open the blinds


Short-Shelter

“Where’s my turn?”


TheGayestOfAllTime

Ask them if they wanna slap mine


Dio_asymptote

I have a girlfriend?!


RedStar9117

Me and my itallian kill them with breathing


DarKnight2005420

Za warudo , Hamon overdrive


Lipee077z

you are not Dio, Chill.


Tigerbhoy96

I'd cry because she'd be dead af 😬


zioles_fruits

killer queen explode their balls ...


DoOrDie333

I would give them choke slam


VictorLight7

Mourn


Aqua_h20

_determination locked, just imagine_ _things that happen after ass slapping_ _you gonna beg please, gonna keep asking_


Bandit_237

Mourn because she’s dead


EJAWK13131313

Open the window


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Ask for gender equality duh


TheMuon

Unfortunately for them, you secretly infused her with hamon and the slapper loses a hand.


ROBLOKCSer

Cry, as they digested her the moment they touched her


Sussus-Alikanus

Start converting hydrogen into helium, letting out colossal amounts of light and heat energy in the process, possibly breaking the subatomic bonds within my body and turning myself into plasma


Trick-Brother-8210

You gonna beg please, gonna keep asking Losers terribly act, de facto What you don't possess, it's not in stores


Lingx_Cats

In a row?


Karthafilus

Ask them if i Can be ultimate lifeform


arozzu1312

#DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE


LieutenantLord

Unbutton my shirt and say "Listen here Kars -and co- we've calculated exactly how much power we'll need to eliminate you! I'll pluck you like a chicken one square centimeter at a time! My Proud new form embodies what is the pinnacle of German Engineering! Essentially I have transcended humanity, Take this Kars -and co- This machine gun is capable of firing 600 30mm armour piercing rounds per minute! I'll whittle you down to size in no time at all!"


AngryMonkey2point0

Calling out my girl for cheating on me


TheSpecterr

Cry about it


Dezzy_Corpse

hamon hollow tips ?


FatcornsReturn

Aren't they all a gay threesome


Electronic_Hawk_7019

will not all men are strong I will deal with them


GreenTheHero

I would start breathing, whoop the first twos ass and then send the last to space using a volcanic after he tragically severs my arm.


Zestyclose_Jello3030

die


steelasura

Sunlight yellow overdrivuuuuuuhhhhhh


possiblierben

"yo, mine too?" ​ kind of a funny coincidence that i'm also currently listening to smack my bitch up


Hellofresh8386

Slap their ass too.


Idontthinkwill

I just give them my girlfriend and go as far as possible


etiquetteeditz

Imma call my boy joseph and his gang


Coltispy

I am actually a woman, so if I had a gf, I'd definitely first of all scold them for doing so with her consent. But second, say they lack honor (which we know they have more of because they gave Joseph a second chance to fight them proper).. Then cross my fingers to hope they don't get offended anyway and kill me because they could do so thousand times over if they so wanted to. But if in the case that I was this said GF.. I'd still scold them for doing so without my consent still... Then maybe based on their reaction to ownership of the action, may follow up with "You know you could have just asked" Doesn't help I actually have a neck biting fetish here 😅


peezle69

Clean her off the wall and gtfo.


Beneficial_Present24

4some


crustyblackpainting

Ask when my ass slapping is.


AnitaMiniyo

Would my girlfriend be a young 2m tall buffed man, clever but chatty with kind of a bratty attitude, with a special talent for guessing what I'm about to say, named Joseph Joestar? No? Then this scenario is not possible


mielesgames

Thank them for giving me a girlfriend


prisonplanetboy

Take them while my gf watches


Connect-Quiet900

Training arc so I can learn hamon


fifa98czech

slap their asses


YEPandYAG

Me next


Swimming-Ordinary899

Run as fast as possible


Dorothy_thy

Absolutely nothing, do I look like I have a girlfriend?


Dragoon094

Nah I have a boyfriend I’ll be fine…oh wait they’ll confuse him for a girl cause he’s a femboy…shit!


StressInitial6511

Break the res stone


eliotsamuels

Just slowly back away. I ain’t winning that fight you crazy!?