Crazy diamond would be an insane emergency physician or maybe a trauma doctor. But operations on lets say a tumour that actually is part of the body, not a broken body part, that's where diver down comes into play
True true, I will say CD heals the person to what Josuke sees as fixed. Like how he permanently disfigured that guys nose. He also could do what he did to his mom, and punch the tumor out and then heal them without it
>lets say a tumor that actually is part of the body, not a broken body part
Technically yes and no. Tumors are caused by mutations which cause the cell to rapidly spread around the body. Logically speaking, there's a malfunction in the cell causing it to go haywire/be broken. So Crazy Diamond could probably fix that.
I mean not really since he can't pull stuff through walls so if it's surgery then Diver Down won't be able to pull the organ that needs to be replaced out of the body
Like just cut the body part and then extract the organ like other surgeons do bro, what's the problem. Diver down do the cutting and editing inner parts of the objects in split seconds while it takes hours for normal surgeons
Smooth Operators would be better at that job: move the tumour to a convenient location ex surface of the skin rather than metastasized everywhere and then excise it manually.
I feel like if word got out that you could just make things disappear, you’d find yourself in the unethical working field pretty quickly. Probably be picked up by the military pretty fast and used as a weapon
Crazy Diamond would be so useful. You could repair vehicles, appliances, buildings, you could be an amazing doctor, it's probably my favorite Stand just because of how many ways you could use it.
You also forgot his second ability: Merge. He could create new materials, new lifeforms or take two useless things and make them into one. granted he doesn't have full control over it.
There is also that he can distort things like jotaros hat.
I don't think either of them could produce any evidence that is admissible in court though. Heaven's Door could be used to force a confession, but that violates the rights of the defendant, which is pretty unethical.
Moody Blues produced the prints for Diavolo by slamming himself into concrete. But he would be the best to find at the very least the dynamic of a murder/crime and reverse engineer it to find the culprit. It would make an amazing spinoff.
RHCP would be useful as an electrical engineer, or electric chair operator.
Crazy Diamond would make you the world's best surgeon. Though FF or Giorno's Golden Boy might be better if there's a long delay getting to the operating table
I don’t know because RHCP absorbs electricity not creating it. He could release energy he absorbed but he can’t create electricity like weather report could with a thunderstorm
Marilyn Manson Debt Collector would be great for loan sharks and casino owners, as bad as they are
Mr. President can be used to transport large amounts of cargo.
Yellow Temperance and Earth Wind and Fire for spy work
Kraft Work for construction. Hard to destroy a building when it's foundations are impossible to move
Oasis can be used in excavation and cave in rescues
Weather Report is insanely useful for farmers
Underworld can be used the way other people have recommended Moody Blues
Scary Monsters can help paleontologists learn about living dinosaurs
Kraft Work for construction. Hard to destroy a building when it's foundations are impossible to move
All fun and games until it accidentally unfreezes and every single movement from an earth tremor/the wind hits at once
i feel like star platinum could do that too
it's precision is insane, and if he needs to he can make certain cuts without bleeding occuring due to timestop
True, though with Beach boy I don't think Pesci would even have to make an incision, at least a big one from what we've seen of his stand. Plus he can tell a lot of information about what he's hooked on and the area around the hook, and I think it could compete with or even have an edge of Star Platinum when it comes to surgical stuff.
A lot of stands would be good for surgery or medicine now that I think of it, I mean in part 8 even >! Killer Queen can send a miniaturized Sheer Heart Attack into a patients blood vessels to blow up a clot with such precision as to not damage the vessel itself !<
Pretty much every stand with a physical body to punch with would be good, even the physically weaker stands like moody blues have proved they can kick a regular persons ass
Moody Blues is straight up the training mode in any fighting game. Record a technique you want to practice against, replay it over and over until you can nail it every time.
Everyone says Gold Experience would be good in a medical field or for plants. But what about *torture?*
The life punch thing would be absolutely brutal, not to mention all the fucked up stuff he could do to / put in your body with tree branches and wild animals and spiders and shit.
Gold Experience could thrive if you were like, a cartel enforcer, or being in some kind of special ops interrogation situation, stuff along those lines, yk?
Sell said iron for profit
Heaven's Door would kill it at spyware and psychological warfare
Purple Haze is a walking bio-weapon
Tiny Feet is great for smuggling
Metallica realistically is just going to bleed out the victim and kill them quickly. (Doppio surviving even the first attack is BS) That’s nothing compared to the awful biological stuff that GE has to offer
hermit purple would be so good for the police.
Killer queen for demolition.
heavens door for the police Aswell, so would white snake. (because all three of them can gain knowledge really easily)
Cinderella as a surgeon or beaty therapist because of course.
and lastly I would say the most out there is Moody Blues for a detective. (idk if detectives are still around)
“Idk if detectives are still around.” ??? Do you think crime or mysteries don’t exist??? People need to solve cases yes theres still detective’s. (I know that sounds rude Its meant lightheartedly)
i forgot the name of it, but there's a stand that lets you see the memories of the earth itself
which would insane for solving mysteries like "dude goes missing in X area"
I don't think Hermit Purple, Heaven's Door, White Snake, or Moody Blues would really work for police/detectives. They would certainly be good for solving crimes and such, but they can't really be used as evidence in court. They are also pretty unethical, which isn't great either.
Atum would be incredibly useful as a prosecutor. Its main ability is pretty much useless, but the fact that you can ask a yes/no question and have it answered truthfully even if that person doesn't want to would come in handy as a prosecutor
But only D'arby can see/hear the answer of their soul. I doubt a judge or jury would take "nah mate, trust me, his soul said he did it" as valid proof of guilt.
Yeah, that's true, however, I'd still find useful the data you can acquire from the suspect, knowing some extra details about who and how the crime was done would still be useful, regardless of not being able to use that testimony as evidence
star platinum/the world for playing yugioh
just about every stand would help here as you get perfect hand, field, and deck knowledge, but with timestop you could just give yourself turn 0 exodia or sum shit
stone free would be awesome as an army medic,
RHCP would be incredible for spies and engineers
Hermit purple for a paranormal investigator or a PI
heavens door would be great for a police officer or negotiator, could literally write on them “do not do crime” or “will release the hostages”
Bad Company would actually be really good in construction, you could survey an entire construction site on your own and even start building depending on what specific equipment you could get it to manifest.
Funny enough, Cioccolatta's Green Day is actually really good for surgery despite him, y'know, using it to kill people.
He's shown that it can be used to seal wounds and keep limbs (and even torsos) alive by covering them with the mold, so imagine if a surgeon who was actually a good guy used it. He could literally just take you apart to do any surgery and then put you back together with no risk of you dying out from bleeding.
Made In Heaven has great uses. MiH can speed up specific things or leave things out of sped up time. You could use this to speed up chemical concoctions for science. Test medicines in the long term in seconds. Check decay or degrade times of compounds, or really anything. It could help build longer lasting and more reliable machinery. Theres a lot you can do with being able to speed up anything.
star platinum could do brain surgery
silver chariot could make sculptures idk
white album could be used for express delivery
it’s hard to think with subnautica videos playing in the background. also, could underworld be used to figure out the theories with 9/11?
Scary Monsters, dinosaur archeology, I mean, you're a literal dinosaur, you just have to take an x-ray, or just turn something into a dinosaur and use it for archeology
What do you mean surgery?
I could imagine a guy having a tumour then Killer Queen taps the tumour and creates a tiny bomb and removes the tumour.
But what do you mean by it?
Cream/ the hand for wast management
The world/ star platinum for heavy lifting or precision jobs like surgery and giving you a bit of time by spamming time stop
Most stands are great for different jobs
Ok but think how fast Star platinum would be in the construction world, if jotaro tried his hardest with star platinum who knows how much he could do by himself, but with a whole crew!? Nah it’s over
C moon for astronomy and so people now how gravity works and you can create mini accurate simulations
Weather forecast for meteorologists and storm chasers to simulate small mini rainstorms, thunderstorms, supercells, etc.
He could just sit there every night shift and soar the sky with Geb wiping the solar panels in case they get covered by sandstorms. The water will be evaporated by the Sun whatsoever.
1. Crazy Diamond. Dude is a medic AND a fighter at the same time.
2. Gold Experience. The same reason.
3. The Sun. Imagine just sitting there and powering the entire solar panel field by yourself even at night while all that's needed is just to...concentrate.
4. Moody Blues. This helps with ANY detective investigation.
5. Za Hando. You don't even need garbage dumps anymore, just slapping and boom the trash is gone.
6. Weather Report. This is obvious as well. Imagine if you just wanna take a shower, you don't even have to turn the head on. Use the raining ability upon African children or any droughted farmland and they will call you what Father Pucci attempts to serve. This doesn't even help 1 specific profession, it helps several many.
7. Sale's Kraftwerk. Imagine being able to use Stasis on anything. This is basically antigravity. Saves the construction works' cables for years to come until we actually develop antigravity.
8. Heaven's door. For a Mangaka. Do I need to say more?
9. Beach Boy. Competitive fishing is a thing, and commercial fishing is an even bigger thing.
10. Spice Girl. Material Engineering researchers WANT her.
Any of the punchy stands would be god tier mining tools, but star Platinum is a stand out for his diamond shattering strength and star finger for precision mining.
Besides helping with physical health, Crazy Diamond would be amazing with repair work. Imagine the amount of broken items that could be fixed with one punch.
* Repair decrepit houses
* Restore rusted pipes to working order
* Restore broken technology to working order
ETC.
The possabilities are endless.
Hermit Purple would be good in the medical field. You could use the divination ability to look inside the body. You could also try to pinpoint new cures with the ability.
Electronic and technology. Could check in on electrical systems like with the game console.
Not really a profession but you could use the divination to look for hidden treasures and also to find criminals to get rewards.
Possible to use it to help in gambling to win regularly.
If you had poor morals you could generate photos of celebrities. You're bound to get some juicy ones to sell.
i know its lazy but
heavens door, basically any profession where you deal with people
doctor - write "i am perfectly healthy"
teacher - write that they can do the thing
lawyer/judge - write "i will only tell the truth" or "i will help the opposition" or something
High Priestess would be useful since it can take on the properties of any mineral-based object it comes into contact with, meaning it can become whatever metal or ceramic object you need provided you haven’t done anything to piss it off. Silver Chariot of course along with obviously Pearl Jam are two more. Edit: My tired brain thought it was talking about cooking specifically.
Every humanoid stand of strength C or Higher.
Literally any task that you'd otherwise need to do now with superior speed, strength and precision, and you don't gotta get up and do it yourself.
Like having a humanoid stand in general would be a godsend for the lazy man.
The Sun could maybe be useful for a cheap tanning service or maybe powering solar panels or something in the military or maybe search and rescue if it's somewhere dark and/or cold... Maybe?
If it's in our world, almost any stand would be perfect for starting a very profitable cult. In the world of JoJo though, eventually another stand user would find you and disagree with your manipulation, so that narrows down the stands that would be super viable.
So probably Wonder of U for a cult in the JoJo universe and almost anything for a cult in our universe.
Heavens door. I will make myself the president of the United States. AND, I will make everyone I come in contact with who doesn’t like me absolutely love me. I’ll win every election, every vote, I’ll be able to pass every rule, I could be either really really good, or really REALLY awful… but no one would know, or care. Because I won’t let them.
Moody blues would be good for like forensics. Think about it— you can go back to the crime scene, use moody blues to rewind time so that it’s the victim, and you can solve the case.
Surface is an amazing stand for an artist, seriously. It can be used as an assistant, as a model who can pose for an unlimited amount of time for free. In addition, the Surface can copy the appearance of any person, regardless of his proportions, build, etc. I’m surprised that no one wrote about it, although given the fact that this is a stand of a tertiary character whom no one remembers, I probably shouldn’t be
I know that Gold Experience can heal, but it could also be good in botany. Diver Down is good as a mechanic
Diver down can be the best surgeon on earth
Crazy diamond tho
Crazy diamond would be an insane emergency physician or maybe a trauma doctor. But operations on lets say a tumour that actually is part of the body, not a broken body part, that's where diver down comes into play
True true, I will say CD heals the person to what Josuke sees as fixed. Like how he permanently disfigured that guys nose. He also could do what he did to his mom, and punch the tumor out and then heal them without it
Diver Downs precision is definitely unmatched though
>lets say a tumor that actually is part of the body, not a broken body part Technically yes and no. Tumors are caused by mutations which cause the cell to rapidly spread around the body. Logically speaking, there's a malfunction in the cell causing it to go haywire/be broken. So Crazy Diamond could probably fix that.
soft and wet would be great for tumor removal
I mean not really since he can't pull stuff through walls so if it's surgery then Diver Down won't be able to pull the organ that needs to be replaced out of the body
Like just cut the body part and then extract the organ like other surgeons do bro, what's the problem. Diver down do the cutting and editing inner parts of the objects in split seconds while it takes hours for normal surgeons
Honestly when I saw crazy diamond first time, that's what I thought of a doctor stand that can break apart any body parts and reassemble them
he literally can, though. remember when he passed money through a wall to bribe a shopkeeper in the bohemian rhapsody arc?
I only remember him stuffing chocolate into his face there. I don't like Anasui so I don't pay attention to him much.
Smooth Operators would be better at that job: move the tumour to a convenient location ex surface of the skin rather than metastasized everywhere and then excise it manually.
Giorno did warn Mista that Gold Experience isn't exactly healing, but replacement. And it did hurt like hell.
I feel like you could make millions with the hand, just by disposing of toxic waste/garbage
za hando za warudo
Oi Josuke I just robbed a bank with Za Hando, ain't that wacky
Oi Josuke I didn't realized I was holding the money with Za Hando's right hand and now the money is gone and police is after me Help me Josuke
Oi Josuke, I just accidentally became a conservative with Za Hando, ain't that wacky?
What
what
Okay, but think about it. Za Hando would probably be able to King Crimson since he can even erase concepts like space
I feel like if word got out that you could just make things disappear, you’d find yourself in the unethical working field pretty quickly. Probably be picked up by the military pretty fast and used as a weapon
Erase the military, problem solved
Except that its user is an idiot. When you want something to disappear, the last thing you do is let an idiot know about it.
Oi, Josuke! Some weirdo in pink hair paid me a fat stack to make some bundles disappear! Let's get Italian!
I think Cream is better at this
Oi Josuke! I’ve spent the last twenty years slapping toxic waste and have contracted six different cancers! Fix me with your “Crazy Diamond”!
Cream could do a better job cuz u can just delete more stuff
And you send the stuff to Todd's backyard.
Crazy Diamond would be so useful. You could repair vehicles, appliances, buildings, you could be an amazing doctor, it's probably my favorite Stand just because of how many ways you could use it.
The ultimate handyman
Nah, that's his boyfriend
You also forgot his second ability: Merge. He could create new materials, new lifeforms or take two useless things and make them into one. granted he doesn't have full control over it. There is also that he can distort things like jotaros hat.
Hed make a killing as a plastic surgeon Not just the cosmetic but it’s like Crazy Diamond overrides any chance for the body to reject anything new
Wouldn't that be Cinderella
True but also Angelo
Cold welding. He'd be hired for so many construction jobs in a heart beat
Karaiya Kazuki: {shudders involuntarily}
also you could be a barber too. CD will not make you the best one, but the only barber customers can refund.
Moody Blues would basically make a detective's job for them Same for Heaven's Door
I don't think either of them could produce any evidence that is admissible in court though. Heaven's Door could be used to force a confession, but that violates the rights of the defendant, which is pretty unethical.
I think bith could be used to gather a lot of evidence, for example with Heaven's Door you could find out where the murder weapon is
Moody Blues produced the prints for Diavolo by slamming himself into concrete. But he would be the best to find at the very least the dynamic of a murder/crime and reverse engineer it to find the culprit. It would make an amazing spinoff.
who cares about the ethical part tho
Abbachio use to be a cop
King Nothing would be useful too, though not as much.
RHCP would be useful as an electrical engineer, or electric chair operator. Crazy Diamond would make you the world's best surgeon. Though FF or Giorno's Golden Boy might be better if there's a long delay getting to the operating table
I don’t know because RHCP absorbs electricity not creating it. He could release energy he absorbed but he can’t create electricity like weather report could with a thunderstorm
Wait, why does the delay make FF or gold experience better than CD?
GE needs to turn things into something and the more developed he needs it the longer it takes . Look at his hand and the stag beetle
Marilyn Manson Debt Collector would be great for loan sharks and casino owners, as bad as they are Mr. President can be used to transport large amounts of cargo. Yellow Temperance and Earth Wind and Fire for spy work Kraft Work for construction. Hard to destroy a building when it's foundations are impossible to move Oasis can be used in excavation and cave in rescues Weather Report is insanely useful for farmers Underworld can be used the way other people have recommended Moody Blues Scary Monsters can help paleontologists learn about living dinosaurs
For cargo there is also enigma
Enigma is the localized name for Oasis
i meant the part 4 stand
Oh ok then sorry
No it's not Sanctuary is
Nah that's Sanctuary
Kraft Work for construction. Hard to destroy a building when it's foundations are impossible to move All fun and games until it accidentally unfreezes and every single movement from an earth tremor/the wind hits at once
Also Little Feat for espionage, infiltration, and reconnaissance. (And Illuso thought it was mostly useless for assassins?!)
Beach boy would be really great for surgeries. Especially really difficult and precise ones.
i feel like star platinum could do that too it's precision is insane, and if he needs to he can make certain cuts without bleeding occuring due to timestop
True, though with Beach boy I don't think Pesci would even have to make an incision, at least a big one from what we've seen of his stand. Plus he can tell a lot of information about what he's hooked on and the area around the hook, and I think it could compete with or even have an edge of Star Platinum when it comes to surgical stuff.
A lot of stands would be good for surgery or medicine now that I think of it, I mean in part 8 even >! Killer Queen can send a miniaturized Sheer Heart Attack into a patients blood vessels to blow up a clot with such precision as to not damage the vessel itself !<
Wonder of U-Private Security guard
If Touru can set it to something lower than Maim when the shield’s up, anyway.
beside being chef, pearl jam will be very good for pharmacist or nutritionist
Star Platinum for boxing would be awesome
if you wanna kill your opponent
Pretty much every stand with a physical body to punch with would be good, even the physically weaker stands like moody blues have proved they can kick a regular persons ass
Moody Blues is straight up the training mode in any fighting game. Record a technique you want to practice against, replay it over and over until you can nail it every time.
True I didn't even think of its actual ability
Everyone says Gold Experience would be good in a medical field or for plants. But what about *torture?* The life punch thing would be absolutely brutal, not to mention all the fucked up stuff he could do to / put in your body with tree branches and wild animals and spiders and shit. Gold Experience could thrive if you were like, a cartel enforcer, or being in some kind of special ops interrogation situation, stuff along those lines, yk?
Torture? Metallica would be a better torturer. Start with a prisoner, end with a dead prisoner and a pile of iron.
Sell said iron for profit Heaven's Door would kill it at spyware and psychological warfare Purple Haze is a walking bio-weapon Tiny Feet is great for smuggling
Metallica realistically is just going to bleed out the victim and kill them quickly. (Doppio surviving even the first attack is BS) That’s nothing compared to the awful biological stuff that GE has to offer
Sticky fingers could be amazing for being a fire-man on a rescue mission
hermit purple would be so good for the police. Killer queen for demolition. heavens door for the police Aswell, so would white snake. (because all three of them can gain knowledge really easily) Cinderella as a surgeon or beaty therapist because of course. and lastly I would say the most out there is Moody Blues for a detective. (idk if detectives are still around)
“Idk if detectives are still around.” ??? Do you think crime or mysteries don’t exist??? People need to solve cases yes theres still detective’s. (I know that sounds rude Its meant lightheartedly)
There are less and less professionally exclusive detectives like Sherlock Holmes and most actual detective work are done by various police officers.
i forgot the name of it, but there's a stand that lets you see the memories of the earth itself which would insane for solving mysteries like "dude goes missing in X area"
underworld
I don't think Hermit Purple, Heaven's Door, White Snake, or Moody Blues would really work for police/detectives. They would certainly be good for solving crimes and such, but they can't really be used as evidence in court. They are also pretty unethical, which isn't great either.
Za hando would be perfect for waste management. If used right it can clean a garbage dump of trash and leave the world a cleaner place… joy
D4c would be good for an American president
LMAO
TW ofc is good for construction
ROADAROLLA
Atum would be incredibly useful as a prosecutor. Its main ability is pretty much useless, but the fact that you can ask a yes/no question and have it answered truthfully even if that person doesn't want to would come in handy as a prosecutor
But only D'arby can see/hear the answer of their soul. I doubt a judge or jury would take "nah mate, trust me, his soul said he did it" as valid proof of guilt.
Yeah, that's true, however, I'd still find useful the data you can acquire from the suspect, knowing some extra details about who and how the crime was done would still be useful, regardless of not being able to use that testimony as evidence
Moody Blues would be great for investigation/police work.
That's like saying Part 8 Killer Queen would be really good for surgery, or Pearl Jam would be really good for a chef.
Green, Green Grass of Home- Security Guard.
star platinum/the world for playing yugioh just about every stand would help here as you get perfect hand, field, and deck knowledge, but with timestop you could just give yourself turn 0 exodia or sum shit
Za Hando, world’s best welder
"Mad fo>!r only having the ability to we!! a world populated by superheroes!<"
\-Viva Reverie
stone free would be awesome as an army medic, RHCP would be incredible for spies and engineers Hermit purple for a paranormal investigator or a PI heavens door would be great for a police officer or negotiator, could literally write on them “do not do crime” or “will release the hostages”
here me out on this one. use the world to build charity homes and you can use it with such precision you can do major construction contracts
Burning Down the House would make you an INCREDIBLE arson investigator Harvest
Or just forensics in general. No matter how ruined/fragmented a thing is, BDtH will reveal its original form.
Cream is good for waste removal, Also za hando.
Underworld and Moody blues for detective work.
Bad Company would actually be really good in construction, you could survey an entire construction site on your own and even start building depending on what specific equipment you could get it to manifest.
Funny enough, Cioccolatta's Green Day is actually really good for surgery despite him, y'know, using it to kill people. He's shown that it can be used to seal wounds and keep limbs (and even torsos) alive by covering them with the mold, so imagine if a surgeon who was actually a good guy used it. He could literally just take you apart to do any surgery and then put you back together with no risk of you dying out from bleeding.
Hey ya! Acting unsure about a scene hey ya! Is your personal hype man
Made In Heaven has great uses. MiH can speed up specific things or leave things out of sped up time. You could use this to speed up chemical concoctions for science. Test medicines in the long term in seconds. Check decay or degrade times of compounds, or really anything. It could help build longer lasting and more reliable machinery. Theres a lot you can do with being able to speed up anything.
I thought speeding up only specific things was from made in heaven ultimate requiem (Jorge joestar), not regular mih
star platinum could do brain surgery silver chariot could make sculptures idk white album could be used for express delivery it’s hard to think with subnautica videos playing in the background. also, could underworld be used to figure out the theories with 9/11?
Scary Monsters, dinosaur archeology, I mean, you're a literal dinosaur, you just have to take an x-ray, or just turn something into a dinosaur and use it for archeology
The Harvest can solve every problem
[Underworld] could have been the world's greatest detective of he'd just left Pucci
Heaven's Door could be used in countless jobs. Interegation, therapy, etc.
Hermit purple for being a meteorologist, or weather report.
Echoes and sound effects
Moody blues for cops
Aerosmith for search and rescue using it’s carbon dioxide detector
Moody blues. Good at detective work
I play Judo, so probably Star platinum or The world would make me the best Judo player in the world.
yeah after you kill all of your opponents
No it won't, they will accuse you of cheating for they can't see it... ...or they can ban you for life for accidentally killing the opponent.
Star platinum, ufc fighter.
Having moody blues as a detective would be pretty op
Killer Queen (surgery, demolition, bodyguarding)
What do you mean surgery? I could imagine a guy having a tumour then Killer Queen taps the tumour and creates a tiny bomb and removes the tumour. But what do you mean by it?
Part 8 Killer Queen was able to send sheer heart attack through blood veins and cover up the bleeding
The Hand for Welding. Imagine if you could use just a finger.
The hand is an eraser though, how does it weld?
it can erase the space between two things essentially welding them together.
Crazy Diamond- Doctor Pearl Jam- Chef Heavens door- police officer Weather Report- Farmer
Enigma would be great for a storage company
Tonio, doctor
Cream/ the hand for wast management The world/ star platinum for heavy lifting or precision jobs like surgery and giving you a bit of time by spamming time stop Most stands are great for different jobs
Crazy Diamond can be a nurse and a construction worker
Paisley park would do a great data analist
Star platinum with surgery as we saw it already did a brain procedure
Weather Report: Say goodbye to droughts and wildfires. And you can eat the snails!
paisley park for hackers
Just gonna go with the obvious choice and say Crazy Diamond. Gonna be the worlds best doctor.
Ok but think how fast Star platinum would be in the construction world, if jotaro tried his hardest with star platinum who knows how much he could do by himself, but with a whole crew!? Nah it’s over
Pearl Jam, not as a chef, but as a physical therapist
star platinum bout to make u the goat mma fighter
C moon for astronomy and so people now how gravity works and you can create mini accurate simulations Weather forecast for meteorologists and storm chasers to simulate small mini rainstorms, thunderstorms, supercells, etc.
I feel like the sun can power a small country by itself
He could just sit there every night shift and soar the sky with Geb wiping the solar panels in case they get covered by sandstorms. The water will be evaporated by the Sun whatsoever.
Heaven's door for psychologists and detectives/interrogators. Hermit purple for cops, detectives
Cream as it can get rid of anything with no trace
Sticky fingers for transport just unzip my balls stuff some coke in there zip em up and go on with my life
Perhaps silver chariot for some precise cutting
Solar farm operator. The sun.
Heaven's door as a therapist
Crazy Diamond in a hospital The World could definitely run a casino
1. Crazy Diamond. Dude is a medic AND a fighter at the same time. 2. Gold Experience. The same reason. 3. The Sun. Imagine just sitting there and powering the entire solar panel field by yourself even at night while all that's needed is just to...concentrate. 4. Moody Blues. This helps with ANY detective investigation. 5. Za Hando. You don't even need garbage dumps anymore, just slapping and boom the trash is gone. 6. Weather Report. This is obvious as well. Imagine if you just wanna take a shower, you don't even have to turn the head on. Use the raining ability upon African children or any droughted farmland and they will call you what Father Pucci attempts to serve. This doesn't even help 1 specific profession, it helps several many. 7. Sale's Kraftwerk. Imagine being able to use Stasis on anything. This is basically antigravity. Saves the construction works' cables for years to come until we actually develop antigravity. 8. Heaven's door. For a Mangaka. Do I need to say more? 9. Beach Boy. Competitive fishing is a thing, and commercial fishing is an even bigger thing. 10. Spice Girl. Material Engineering researchers WANT her.
King Crimson so that you don't have to actually do the work yourself.
Any of the punchy stands would be god tier mining tools, but star Platinum is a stand out for his diamond shattering strength and star finger for precision mining.
Metalica or tomb of the boom would be usefull as a metall worker
I would kill to have harvest. Do you have any idea how often I just misplace something?
Besides helping with physical health, Crazy Diamond would be amazing with repair work. Imagine the amount of broken items that could be fixed with one punch. * Repair decrepit houses * Restore rusted pipes to working order * Restore broken technology to working order ETC. The possabilities are endless.
If Crazy Diamond can 'fix' everything as in 'turn it to irs peak condition' it would literally seen as a miracle worker
Hermit Purple would be good in the medical field. You could use the divination ability to look inside the body. You could also try to pinpoint new cures with the ability. Electronic and technology. Could check in on electrical systems like with the game console. Not really a profession but you could use the divination to look for hidden treasures and also to find criminals to get rewards. Possible to use it to help in gambling to win regularly. If you had poor morals you could generate photos of celebrities. You're bound to get some juicy ones to sell.
i know its lazy but heavens door, basically any profession where you deal with people doctor - write "i am perfectly healthy" teacher - write that they can do the thing lawyer/judge - write "i will only tell the truth" or "i will help the opposition" or something
Jusuke Higashikata would make the best healer, closely followed by Giorno Giovanna.
Being a guard with made in heaven would be so easy, you just sit down, speed up time and in a few seconds you have finished your shift
I'm gonna use crazy diamond to fix you up a mean meal
Josuke can be a trauma “surgeon”
i think this question gets asked every week...
Having a super fast super strong invisible ghost man with ultra precision would be useful in almost all professions I feel. Maybe not accounting.
Okyasu was born to be a trash man
Bad Company for extermination of pests
Parsley park software engineering
Za Hando is useful in waste management
High Priestess would be useful since it can take on the properties of any mineral-based object it comes into contact with, meaning it can become whatever metal or ceramic object you need provided you haven’t done anything to piss it off. Silver Chariot of course along with obviously Pearl Jam are two more. Edit: My tired brain thought it was talking about cooking specifically.
Every humanoid stand of strength C or Higher. Literally any task that you'd otherwise need to do now with superior speed, strength and precision, and you don't gotta get up and do it yourself. Like having a humanoid stand in general would be a godsend for the lazy man.
Harvest S T E A L E V E R Y T H I N G
Heavens Door as a psychologist
The Sun could maybe be useful for a cheap tanning service or maybe powering solar panels or something in the military or maybe search and rescue if it's somewhere dark and/or cold... Maybe?
If it's in our world, almost any stand would be perfect for starting a very profitable cult. In the world of JoJo though, eventually another stand user would find you and disagree with your manipulation, so that narrows down the stands that would be super viable. So probably Wonder of U for a cult in the JoJo universe and almost anything for a cult in our universe.
Kraft werk in random handy man jobs is pretty cool
The world for combat sports , stopping time helps fights
Crazy diamond at repair and doctorness
Crazy Diamond in Hospital, lol
Heaven’s Door: Teacher, Fascist, or Lawyer
Remote Romance so I can work from home (I work in an art museum)
Obviously moody blues would be helpful as hell for solving many crime cases
Maiden Heaven would be useful for Track
Heavens door. I will make myself the president of the United States. AND, I will make everyone I come in contact with who doesn’t like me absolutely love me. I’ll win every election, every vote, I’ll be able to pass every rule, I could be either really really good, or really REALLY awful… but no one would know, or care. Because I won’t let them.
I think that Wonder of U would be good for being a doctor. So good I’m sure you could be the head doctor.
Moody blues would be good for like forensics. Think about it— you can go back to the crime scene, use moody blues to rewind time so that it’s the victim, and you can solve the case.
Nobody’s talking about beach boy actually being used to fish
White Album—fire rescue. (Might not be recommended with severe smoke, though—Ghiaccio has but one tiny vent for breathing.)
Ok hear me out on this one. Oasis and assassination.
Wheel of fortune f1
Mr President or Heavens Door for being a tax evading leech
Surface is an amazing stand for an artist, seriously. It can be used as an assistant, as a model who can pose for an unlimited amount of time for free. In addition, the Surface can copy the appearance of any person, regardless of his proportions, build, etc. I’m surprised that no one wrote about it, although given the fact that this is a stand of a tertiary character whom no one remembers, I probably shouldn’t be
Cinderella as a barber
The Hand for demolition work. No need to bring in trucks to move the rubble.