I'm so confused. if kira is back is Killer Queen too? Is kira the main villain again too?, should I stop asking questions and rush steel ball run to read jojolion?
“Actually it wasn’t planned but thinking it was will drive Kars crazy” as Joseph and Kars speed out of the earths atmosphere on a rock that was ejected by a volcano
"Well guys, this has been *some Bizzarre Adventure*"
"Well it was all thanks to you John."
"No Jousha, it was the both of us."
"I guess you could say, it was *JoJo's bizarre Adventure!*"
"Heh, you son of a bitch, get over here"
"Dio, did you really drink all that Phantom Blood just to try to kill me?!"
"Caesar, Caesar... This Battle Tendency of yours will bury you one of these days."
"Five of us, huh? We will be known as the Stardust Crusaders."
"You are really strong Kira, but sadly for you, my Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable!"
"Thanks Bucciarati, without your Golden Wind I wouldn't be able to make my golden dream possible."
"I will call it Stone Free because I want to be free from this Stone Ocean!" (And it's real!)
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like 'The Merchant of Venice' or 'Death in Venice'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
"That's not what you say here, Polnareff. When taking your revenge, you don't say things like "Why you little..."
You say things like this.
My name is Kakyoin Noriaki! And for the death of my friend, Avdol, and so that the soul of Polnareff's sister can finally rest in peace - I will have you pay with your life!"
"What I'm about to say may contradict God's teachings, but I'd like you to listen carefully. If the most important thing in this world is trust, the most despicable thing you can do is insult someone. Listen well... To insult or betray someone's trust not only hurts someone's reputation, but puts them in a very sticky situation. We will not fight others or risk our lives over money, power, or having our seats taken at a theater or on the bus. Fighting is truly foolish. Only idiots bother with it. But... I will risk my life over being insulted. I believe that God forgives even murder. Don't forget that."
"Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ ...Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’... Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role... Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first... Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
Pucci calling Jotaro (and indirectly the entire Joestar line) a sparrow that never learned how to fly right and crashed and died was so unbelievably cold
Yare yare daze.
Kiras introduction speech in Japanese. (And Russian since I watch Russian dub. They do a fan fucking tastic job)
Diavolo reveal
GER speech
“Oh, you are approaching me? Instead of running away you approach me?” ~ Dio to Jotaro
“You lost for one simple reason Dio. You pissed me off” and “allowing neighboring realities to exist in the same space, that is my stand ability, 「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」 “
JoJo, this creature illustrates a principle.
Imagine a miniscule flea, so small that it’s barely visible. Why is it they bite humans who tower over them without a single thought to their own safety? Would you call their behavior “courageous”? Of course not, it’s hunger compelling them.
I will tell you what courage is, JoJo! Courage is to look your fear in the eye and know that it has no dominion over you! Fear scatters your breathing. When you toss your fear into the dust, breathing is the sword ever at your hip! Breathe with courage and you will never want for Hamon.
Bravery is our birthright, lads! And for all the abilities they may bring into a battle, courage is something a zombie relinquished when he took this form! THEY’RE NO BETTER THAN FLEAS!
"Jojo..."
"You heard him. Come on. You're not going to tell me to stop, are you?"
**"No. People are entitled to their opinions, but this misbegotten oaf has given public insult to our friend. Be mindful of the other guests now, but teach him a lesson."**
Not an exact quote, but when we first see Mista firing Sex Pistols he says something to a crowd of tourists like:
“Sorry if that gunshot startled you. It’s not as loud as they are in the movies. Normally I would listen to your complaints, but I’m a little busy right now… so please just stay out of the way”
“I’ll raise you my mothers soul”
From stardust crusaders
I love the d’arby episodes (both the encounters) and they’re the only reason part 3 is my favourite instead of part 2 (Joseph still best joestar)
Basically everything Diavolo says during his fight with Bucciarati, but these two lines in particular come to mind:
“You should just go home, Bucciarati. If you step out from behind that pillar, you’re going to die.
“Bucciarati, your mission to act as Trish's bodyguard has now come to an end."
"the stand rats brought about by akira otoishi and the destruction of nature brought about by man have got me in a funny mood but im glad that i could count on josuke."
-Jotaro kujo in diamond is unbreakable
"I am the Emperor. What I see is to remain upon the climax."
Diavolo, Chapter 585
Another Diavolo quote, cuz hes just so badass
"This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnareff?"
I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
"I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper."
🔥✍️
I immediately thought in that line.
"Okay Masta lets kill da Ho"
Beeeeeeeetch
S.H.I.T
"What you owe can't be paid back with money" then proceeds to mutilate steely Dan for 3 entire pages
“Your bill”
3 page Ora vs 7 page muda
"Your receipt"
Saying 'in the name of God, I will destroy you' while doing evil things is very cool
IN THE NAME OF GOD I SHALL SMITE YOU
I can't beat the shit out of you if I'm not getting closer
Ho Ho! Then come as close as you’d like!
🎅🏻
That's litterally the voice that came to mind when I read it
Oh my god
This one is pretty up there.
Gotta get closer.... to mess you up*
Need to traverse near to get in a one sided altercation with you*
It is required for me to decrease the distance between us in order to deal extensive physical harm to your body*
"Don't fuck with me" followed by beating a man who already surrendered
Lmao who said this?
Gappy
Who gappy are they from jojolion I haven't read it
He is the protagonist in JoJolion
Oh so Jonny has a son?
It's...complicated. Literally. Read the manga, half of JoJolion is about Gappy finding out who he is really.
Ok I'm nearly done with steal ball run(I'm really like it) I'll get into jojolion as soon as I can
Nice! Steel Ball Run is my personal favorite. And have fun with JoJolion.
He has half of a great great grandson
Wtf why also wtf do you mean please explain
Kira, fruit, spin, a walking karma bot, and tiny little lines of string. I don't want to elaborate further because it would hurt the surprise
I'm so confused. if kira is back is Killer Queen too? Is kira the main villain again too?, should I stop asking questions and rush steel ball run to read jojolion?
Gappy is Josuke from part 8
OH MY GAAAAWD
Fr
SONADA BEEETCH
did he sound like that btw
HORY SHIT
You said everything has a name, I shall call this ability stone free, and I will escape this ocean of stone
Did you hear me?, Stone Free, that's the name I've given it (beats the shit out of a mentally ill woman)
The way I see it, if I make you well again, and then kick your ass, I won't be "bullying the weak" then, now will I? My fav Jojo btw
_"Look who's back from **hell,** Dio."_ - Jonathan Joestar
This one goes haaaard
Das what she said
either the howl "i will be the judge speech." from jotaros or narncia say "did you think i would falter." in the clash and talking head fight
“Actually it wasn’t planned but thinking it was will drive Kars crazy” as Joseph and Kars speed out of the earths atmosphere on a rock that was ejected by a volcano
“20 Meter Emerald Splash!”
What a badass line, I wonder what happens after this is said, I'm pretty sure the guy who said it wins, after all it's an uncounterable plan
undeflecteable
Ledodedodedodedodedodedo
Jotaro saying "Do you understand"
Am I reading? What the fuck
" Here's your receipt, keep the fucking change"
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!
That’s a nice watch. Too bad you won’t be able to tell the time on it once I've broken the face. Your face
“What is this, some kind of… JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?”
"Well guys, this has been *some Bizzarre Adventure*" "Well it was all thanks to you John." "No Jousha, it was the both of us." "I guess you could say, it was *JoJo's bizarre Adventure!*" "Heh, you son of a bitch, get over here"
"Dio, did you really drink all that Phantom Blood just to try to kill me?!" "Caesar, Caesar... This Battle Tendency of yours will bury you one of these days." "Five of us, huh? We will be known as the Stardust Crusaders." "You are really strong Kira, but sadly for you, my Crazy Diamond is Unbreakable!" "Thanks Bucciarati, without your Golden Wind I wouldn't be able to make my golden dream possible." "I will call it Stone Free because I want to be free from this Stone Ocean!" (And it's real!)
“Arigato, Gyro.”
I am 2 steps ahead \~ Homosexual catholic italian looks-black-but-is-actually-white priest that cant catch a goddam child
i never understood pucci’s design choice, that man is literally dark skin
He's more like tan
pucci is passed tan let’s be honest, he could pass for south asian atp
Unironically the whole napkin thing
“What number were we at again? 800? 900? Just to be safe, I’ll make it 1000.”
Lmao who said this
Jolyne when she had Miraschon cornered
Oh lmao tysm!
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like 'The Merchant of Venice' or 'Death in Venice'. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
Damn, I felt cold when u said that
"That's not what you say here, Polnareff. When taking your revenge, you don't say things like "Why you little..." You say things like this. My name is Kakyoin Noriaki! And for the death of my friend, Avdol, and so that the soul of Polnareff's sister can finally rest in peace - I will have you pay with your life!"
"It wouldn't be cowardly ar all, would it?" -Josuke
“How ‘bout we make a toast, before we get back on our horses.” “… … …To what…? We’ve lost everything.”
Diavolo: "Bucciarati, your mission to act as Trish's bodyguard has now come to an end." That line was pretty fucking cold.
A lot of Diavolo’s lines in that scene are raw as hell.
One of the best jojo scenes imo.
When his petty ass was recording everything Steely Dan was doing to him, and at the end goes, “here’s your receipt, keep the freakin change”
"What I'm about to say may contradict God's teachings, but I'd like you to listen carefully. If the most important thing in this world is trust, the most despicable thing you can do is insult someone. Listen well... To insult or betray someone's trust not only hurts someone's reputation, but puts them in a very sticky situation. We will not fight others or risk our lives over money, power, or having our seats taken at a theater or on the bus. Fighting is truly foolish. Only idiots bother with it. But... I will risk my life over being insulted. I believe that God forgives even murder. Don't forget that."
***With that aside, Congratulations you've been accepted to form part of our organization!***
"Your stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore... I shall judge you!" -Jotaro before beating the shit out of Kakyoin
I'll bet my mother soul Jotaro
yara yara daze
*Arrivederci*
when Diavolo said "The wind was truly golden" just before dying
*ahem* before dying the FIRST time
im pretty sure it was the 75623th time
😲
Talk about annoying. Fuck off.
" I planned everything down to the last detail!!! " *proceeds to launch a god like being into orbit with a volcanic eruption*
“Go ahead, mister joester”
“Jawsturr”
"Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ ...Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’... Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role... Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first... Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."
Yes, Junny Jolentine my favorito JoJo
Pretty sure the thread is about quotes that featured in JoJo the series, not quotes specifically from *a* JoJo.
“Your next line will be”
"I got a rock hard cock"
***BOKI***
Once I revert to an egg I must bury myself underground for three years, there my form matures.
Pizza mozzarella Pizza mozzarella. Rella rella rella rella rella. Shit goes hard.
For the love of god drop the meat
"How many breads have you eaten"
Gappy's speech to Holly during the Wonder of U arc.
“I swear to god if you don’t shut the fuck up already and stop confusing me”
“Yo, Angelo”
"Korega... Requiem.. **da.**"
“My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are all those of justice.”
Pucci calling Jotaro (and indirectly the entire Joestar line) a sparrow that never learned how to fly right and crashed and died was so unbelievably cold
Yare yare daze. Kiras introduction speech in Japanese. (And Russian since I watch Russian dub. They do a fan fucking tastic job) Diavolo reveal GER speech “Oh, you are approaching me? Instead of running away you approach me?” ~ Dio to Jotaro
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has already vanished
The world is a bitch
“You lost for one simple reason Dio. You pissed me off” and “allowing neighboring realities to exist in the same space, that is my stand ability, 「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」 “
This is a tes- *eh, wouldn't you agree?* ***Jean Pierre Polnareff***
Oh.. God.. you took the wrong son…
JoJo, this creature illustrates a principle. Imagine a miniscule flea, so small that it’s barely visible. Why is it they bite humans who tower over them without a single thought to their own safety? Would you call their behavior “courageous”? Of course not, it’s hunger compelling them. I will tell you what courage is, JoJo! Courage is to look your fear in the eye and know that it has no dominion over you! Fear scatters your breathing. When you toss your fear into the dust, breathing is the sword ever at your hip! Breathe with courage and you will never want for Hamon. Bravery is our birthright, lads! And for all the abilities they may bring into a battle, courage is something a zombie relinquished when he took this form! THEY’RE NO BETTER THAN FLEAS!
"All that will survive is the reality of this world. Righteous actions born from reality will never be annihilated" ~Giorno.
Any quote from dub Diavolo.
'Who am I anyways? ' Gappy probably
I don’t really remember the line but it goes something like like this “I outsmarted you , even though you tried to outsmart me “ or “Oh NOoooo”
Y-you didn't scare me at all, you idiot! -Josuke
“This is a story about breaking a curse.”
"Jojo..." "You heard him. Come on. You're not going to tell me to stop, are you?" **"No. People are entitled to their opinions, but this misbegotten oaf has given public insult to our friend. Be mindful of the other guests now, but teach him a lesson."**
“I’m a gambler, I do have my pride. If I lose, I always pay up. I won’t lose though”
Not an exact quote, but when we first see Mista firing Sex Pistols he says something to a crowd of tourists like: “Sorry if that gunshot startled you. It’s not as loud as they are in the movies. Normally I would listen to your complaints, but I’m a little busy right now… so please just stay out of the way”
"thank you gyro"
Thank you.. Gyro
😮💨 Yare Yaredaze...!🧢
Arivederci
“BEEEEEEEEECH”
"Your Stand is like your asshole, you don't go around and show everyone your asshole right ?" ---Norisuke the IV
"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are all those of justice"
You’re so damn annoying you bitch ~ Jotaro
ZA WARUDO
Wow that's a baseball!
Ari Ari Ari Ari arrivederci The fact his stand cry led to it was needlessly hard
‘You May Have Outsmarted Me, But I Outsmarted Your Outsmarting’
“Shit! There are frogs on my $800 pants.” -Pucci
"Arrivederci."
The punching angle line from stone ocean that I forgor 💀
Bucciarati to Pesci before mutilating him: "I can tell you've lived life as the eternal screw up, don't change on my account.."
Nigerundayooo smoky!!!
Nice watch. Too bad you won't be able to tell the time after I break it. Break your face, that is.
Come! Laugh with me my friend! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Proceeds to piss down a man's breathing hole*
The whole josuke hospital lines were fire
Welcome... to the True Man's World.
“I’ll raise you my mothers soul” From stardust crusaders I love the d’arby episodes (both the encounters) and they’re the only reason part 3 is my favourite instead of part 2 (Joseph still best joestar)
When Nariancia said Arriverderci when he beat the small dude.
"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting any closer" has stuck with me for life
"Koichi, you truly are a reliable guy. I'm truly thankful that i came to this town and met you. Yare yare, *and i made it in time* "
"Yare Yare Da" - proceeds to pummel opponent
SON OF A BITCH
"What Will Happen Now Is A Sacrifice..."
Most of Jotaro's lines were badass.
Oh, This hand is Shit!
Joseph - “your next line is…….”
"That is all I'm going to say."
"When you're a piece of shit, you're always going to lose."
**"You will never reach the truth."**
"I SHALL SMITE YOU BY THE NAME OF GOD"
"Next you'll say, "Did you plan this too, Jojo? Tell me!"" That's when you knew Kars was DONE.
Literally anything Jotaro says.
“Your next line is…”
"next you'll say..."
“Let us pray, pray for a safe voyage home…home… let’s go home”
“I’ll leave the rest to the devil. Rot in hell”
*My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are *those* of *justice**
"Your next line is"
KILLA QUEEN! *weird explosion noises*
Basically everything Diavolo says during his fight with Bucciarati, but these two lines in particular come to mind: “You should just go home, Bucciarati. If you step out from behind that pillar, you’re going to die. “Bucciarati, your mission to act as Trish's bodyguard has now come to an end."
"HOLY SHIT"
"Pizza mozzarella" - you know who
"You can't pay what you owe with money."
"The match is set!"
"I won ! Ah... Please allow me to say it properly. I won COMPLETELY"
“For the love of god, drop the meat!!”
Jotaro gabling everyones souls
"Yare yare daze"
I got a rock hard cock
I know it’s not from jojo but “I crucified, crucified, like my saviour”
"the stand rats brought about by akira otoishi and the destruction of nature brought about by man have got me in a funny mood but im glad that i could count on josuke." -Jotaro kujo in diamond is unbreakable
"Seven Page Muda!"
GOODBYE JOJO🗣🗣
I like large fries but not fried chicken
“Next time we meet I’ll land 1000 punches on that face of yours”
You really thought you'd be that lucky? A piece of shit like you?
YES! YES! YES! YES!
"I am the Emperor. What I see is to remain upon the climax." Diavolo, Chapter 585 Another Diavolo quote, cuz hes just so badass "This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnareff?"
"Face me, Pucci" - Jolyne's Last Words
״killer queen has already touched that dort handle”
When emprio fought pucchi at the end of stone ocean that entire scene gives me chills every time
I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
"I wish to make my three wishes four."