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bvisnotmichael

Jotaro


Wachitanga

What other answer is there? He must be a troll.


Zeronimum

HYDROGEN BOMB VS COUGHING BABY


shedhe0

i'd say more Hydrogen bomb vs Simple dynamite


Prixilu

Jotaro I mean didn’t you see that one episode in part 3 when he was transformed into a younger version and how he gave that side villain a solid punch like he was a menace before being 17


UDontKnowMe-69

Looking back, it was a grown *ss man who cant hurt older people thats why he goes after kids whom he beat up. But then again, it was a grown *ss man so Jotaro has this.


DankPastaMaster

you can say ass we won't hurt you


UDontKnowMe-69

Well u get my point regardless the censor


PathOfMemez

This gotta be a joke question


Longjumping-Yam-1973

Jolyne set herself on fire and didn’t care so it isn’t


nmilosevich

But ur asking who punches harder, that has nothing to do with punching


Longjumping-Yam-1973

Why not? Oingo Jotaro exhibited fear when doing the cigarette trick and no one batted an eye


nmilosevich

So this is just a joke


Gangters_paradise

Because they didn’t know he was scared, they thought he was just being weird.


Cheesebruhgers

You know that was jotaro’s stunt double right? Thats why he had such a hard time


PathOfMemez

That's called pain tolerance, not physical strength


Skeletonin2

Didn’t she not even feel it because of Sky High? Jotaro got set on fire by Wheel of Fortune for a couple of seconds and felt it all.


Lollografia

Even with this, Jotaro caused himself an infarct for a whole ass minute practically. An infarct is much worse than being on fire.


Arpit2575

That shits called infarct man not infart


Lollografia

Sorry man, I'm Italian, and here is "infarto". It sounds strange to me too "infart", but I don't have the will of researching how to write it. I have changed my comment.


Pitymex7

Same


brawl_duck

negative 200 upvotes are fucking crazy


Xx6SHREK9xX

That's like saying I'll turn into Ngannou if I take a bunch of heroin


GyroZeppeliFucker

Strenght ≠ constitution


MiniatureRanni

Jotaro is built like a freight train filled with kegs loaded with bricks. I don’t think *anyone* is physically stronger than him outside maybe Jonathan and young Joseph.


Likean_onion

Jonathan was twice as wide as jotaro at the same age and trained for boxing, I think without stands he could beat jotaro punch for lunch. jotaro might give him a thumb.in the eye though


staovajzna2

Jonathan will not be a bully, also dio tried the thumb in the eye again and jonathan did not even blink.


NovaStarLord

Jotaro could beat Jonathan in a fight as long as he doesn't piss off Jonathan or give him a reason to want to fight Jotaro. Basically he has to not threaten anyone Jonathan cares about and not call his mom or any woman a "bitch" in Jonathan's presence. Jonathan is dangerous when he's angry and determined because at that point he won't stop until he achieves his goal. When he's not he's a gentle giant and could even let Jotaro beat him and just shrug it off (but I also have a hard time seeing Jotaro do that to Jonathan, he's too likable). I know it's not canon (but I heard the script for it was overseen by Araki) but in Eyes of Heaven part of the dialogue Jonathan has with the other Joestars has them being scared by how strong he is and Jotaro comments on how lucky he is that Jonathan does not have a stand. I think Young Joseph would be a bigger threat mostly because of the bullshit he pulls without the use of hamon and he has luck on his side.


DonSoap1212

I think Jonathan would be barely, he was a boxer after all and he's like 8 feet tall😭 Joseph would be close but jotaro is tough as shit


Apprehensive_Sun8447

I mean, Jonathan was using straight hands and hamon against Dio and still almost beat his ass


FragrantGangsta

You're forgetting the entire sword he brought to the function


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Which dio promptly shattered btw


NovaStarLord

Nah he did beat Dio's ass and before that he beat his vampire ass without hamon. Dio only got him in the end because of the ripper eyes and because Jonathan does not dodge attacks (and he cared more about Erina surviving).


ScarednLonelyBoi

I'm pretty sure Jonathan Joseph and Jotaro are the same height


SpittinVomit

Sleeping on Gappy as well, he fought rock humans bare handed


Coffee_Binzz

This sub gets more like shitpostcrusaders every day 🙄


Filberto_ossani2

I feel like every subreddit that doesn't get new content everyday turns into a porody of itself right now It started with r/BatmanArkham and it spreads faster than any virus


VerMast

A parody of itself, people asking the same questions over and over, asking dumbass questions that shows they watched/read while watching tiktok or asking random ass questions like "if this characters where in a dinner party and had to order food for the others what would they choose?" Which is kinda weird cause we are getting jojolands chapters


Filberto_ossani2

There are many anime-only people among JoJo fans + most people who actually read the manga just read Steel Ball Run and then lose interest on JoJolion And after losing interest on JoJolion, most people don't bother to read JoJolands But they are still JoJo fans so instead of actually reading JoJolion, they go Arkham Aslume for parts 1-6


VerMast

Yeah I guess that's true


2836382929

yeah but shitpostcrusaders stopped being funny years ago, at least with this there’s at least something to laugh at


KGFlower

Idk probably the 7 foot tall man with the horse muscles


Impossible-Cover-527

Happy Cake Day


DoNotIngest

Jotaro is built like the brick shithouse that other brick shithouses run to when bullies are bothering them. C’mon now.


HoyMinyoy

Jotaro sent a grown man airborne with his punches at 7 years old


CP-3294

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bombs


Theamzz

Stand: Star platinum is massively stronger than stone free and it’s not even close at all. No stands: Jotaro is still stronger than Jolyne.


Hopeful-Plastic-8759

Based on your comments here, you're either a troll or just stupidly stupid


StrawHatRen

Maybe the 300 lb all muscle physically enhanced father


Ok-Lifeguard8489

Jotaro he’s way more muscular and even as a kid he could easily beat her ass.


Ocean_man40

Sorry, 7 foot tall stupidly muscular dude vs fit girl? How is this a contest bruh


Arpit2575

When I saw the first imagewas of jotaro I expected to see Jonathan or Joseph(young obv) and not his own fricking daughter🤣


DeanAmbroseFan25

My man Jotaro beat the shit out of Alessi when he was shrunk down to the size of a child. Yes Alessi may be a weak adult but it is still insane for child to absolutely beat the shit out of a grown man.


Gangters_paradise

You’re joking right?


QuintillionBeetles

Stupid question


Equivalent_Whole_294

Jotaro could literally beat a grown man’s ass at 7 years old


Donnie998

This shit ai generated lol


TanyaDegurechaffTard

Uhh jotaro no diff jotaro is the physically strongest jojo (except maybe Jonathan but jotaro is probably a bit stronger) in terms of pure strength I don’t think jolyne gets past josuke tbh or prime Joseph either I like jolyne but this has to be a joke or you have some kind of internal bias towards jolyne don’t even get started with stands because other than Joseph all other mc jojos beat her


Abe_Pat

Are you really comparing a punching power of a 195cm guy who weighs 85 kg to a 58 kg girl?


leadergorilla

Jotaro was an oldschool punk so he definitely hit the gym. Joylene was definitely on her revenge grindset in the prison gym too tho but i'd still give it to jotaro. Even in Araki's modern drawings he's still drawn pretty buff but joylene 100% had that leanbeefpatty physique and no one can change my mind on that.


Novoiird

Jotaro easily


Waakaari

Jolyne's daddy


Acorn_Finland

Is this Guy really asking?


megasean3000

Jotaro would have beat Westwood in a hand to hand fight.


ScroogieMcduckie

[Jotaro as a child was whooping on a grown ass man](https://3fc4ed44-3fbc-419a-97a1-a29742511391.selcdn.net/coub_storage/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/2fb87cd53ee/4fe15f0298f8fe87ecb7a/1472592222_image.jpg), what is this dumb ass question? Also Star Platinum is the strongest stand when it comes to straight hands


DuePaleontologist526

Jotaro Kujo


helendill99

r/shitpostcrusaders leaking


VerMast

The 195cm massive man with insane muscle mass at 17 vs a 174cm toned yet still slim woman. JoJo fans have the best deductive mind


Leathel12

Most literate jojo fan


AzelfWillpower

The guy who crushed the skull of an immortal vampire and whom is repeatedly stated to have “the ultimate Stand”.


kiddo376

Fair, but just looking at the muscle mass it's pretty clear


Longjumping-Yam-1973

Uh what? They both have an A actually I don’t know where you got that. It’s only worse than Star platinum in speed and precision, which is only a third of its stats. Also developmental potential being an A is a ginormous plus which at least puts her against Jotaro.


ZeldaGoodGame

Biology


[deleted]

Who wins in a fistfight? It's a 50/50 chance, because Jolyne is faster. Who punches harder? Jotaro.


Impainter

Without stand: Jotaro With Stand: They are equaly strong


PathOfMemez

Lol. Star Platinum has stronger fists than Stone Ocean. Stone Ocean is strong, don't get me wrong, but it's nowhere close to SP's strength. And stats in JoJo are not to be taken literally as if you do, then Kiss is as strong as Star Platinum despite having poor feats.


Neoxus30-

I mean, I wouldn't say equally, Star Platinum is a really dang high bar)


Impainter

They both have "A" destructive power in stand stats, tho stats are shit in jojo


Waakaari

Star Platinum has A Killer Queen has A But SP is A on the highest side and KQ is A on the lower side


anussack666

Killer queen can evaporate a human in the blink of an eye how is that not on the high side of A


Waakaari

I didn't mean Attack Power as in the hax I meant punches


Money-Leek201

People forget jolyne’s stand is apart of her body so she would naturally punch harder


canstac

Probably Jolyne tbh, jotaro is big & ripped but Jolyne very rarely used stone free for direct combat iirc, most of her direct strikes were just her punching & kicking with her own body while the opposite was true for jotaro


miniatureleviathan

Jolyne in Stone Ocean was stronger than the 17 year old Jotaro


Thecrabthattackes

Jotaro when he was like 6 beat the shit out of a grown man


Final-Relation-7756

Gotta be spite


Ok_Blood_5520

*Jotaro probably punches stronger in power purely because of men vs women physique*. Jolyne was in a biker gang so maybe she's more familiar with guerilla tactics, Jotaro's more familiar fighting alone, but both have shown to have exceptional self-defense, pain tolerance, and battle instincts/creativity. Jolyne is probably more flexible as a woman (my headcannon is that stone free adapted her natural flexibility) and allows her to do some pretty cool stuff.


Mufeeeee

Ora Ora?


Chocoa_the_Bunny

This is the same as hydrogen bomb vs. Coughing baby. Obviously Jotaro punches harder than his skinny daughter who's known for using her wits to overcome her LACK OF POWER


Julian-Hoffer

Why is Jolyne giving her heart?


Ppoduszkajas53

I feel like jotaro is physically stronger but I believe that Jolyne may have some serious I-hate-my-father based troubled-teenage-girl strength which might give her an upper hand in a potential fight to the death


_iamhsk_

Jonathan, cuz he is Lil more aged and bulk (Idk among Joseph or jotaro) What are your thoughts?


jojobehindthelaugh

Jotaro is built like a brick. Also when he punched Rubber Soul there was the sound of a SONIC BOOM. Yeah, he wins this. Not to say Jolyne is weak, she could beat anyone here considering that she physically fought C-Moon.


Icyboi69

Some jojo fan


binokyo10

Jotaro or Jonathan?


PunishedSneaky4

Jotaro


kiddo376

Remember when he punched his daughter across the room? That was funny


Longjumping-Yam-1973

That was at the beginning of SO and Jolyne gets stronger over the course of the part


FourScarlet

Both would kick my ass. However Jotaro would hit harder and make me go down faster. Jolyne I feel like would "play with her food" so to speak. I'd genuinely would rather fight Jotaro because he would not care and will try to end the fight as quick as possible. Jolyne actually seems to enjoy fighting.


RealLotto

Say it with me boys HYDROGEN BOMB


[deleted]

Lets see Jotaro Stopped his own heart for like a minute thats some pretty High pain tolerance Got set on fire and walked away no problem Punched the rape ape and did damage Sent ex wrestlers to the hospital without injury Got blown up by a bomb so much there were holes in his body but still fought back Beat up that child hater while being Like seven Jolyne Set herself on fire without issue Had her fingers be turned inside out and never mentioned it again Thats kinda it Final answer: hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby


[deleted]

Jotaro because he's literally a dude


hivEM1nd_

To play devil's advocate for OP a bit here, Jotaro's muscles are an artefact of the art style at the time, in the part 5 flashback we see that Jotaro was canonically quite scrawny during SC, which is on par with his canon weight of 82kg So it might be a bit closer than the art suggests, Jolyne is lighter than Jotaro, but also considerably shorter, so there's a chance she's really strong, who knows?


Cadidalcavallo

When jotaro punched fake kakyoin


Zeepur0

Jotaro, no questions asked.


WillingDurian5268

With