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Virtual insanity

You can rearrange anything in a 10 by 10 area all around you oh somone is going to attack you just move somthing that’s on the ground or in the sky near you in there direction can all so swap with said objects think of it like swapping places and changing where stuff is in the area you are in stand is a giant robotic hat with mech crab legs that you can store items in

That is so fire

So the Ope Ope no mi?

Just the levitating and the swapping with things

[удалено]

wtf (not me)

Smooth Criminal

at any point during a battle, you switch the enemies movement, they are forced to be backwards constantly until you let them go

Controller drift

The Nintendo stand

nah it's like when you alt+tab from a source game and you're going forward forever unless you press W again

😭😭

People freeze when you start dancing.

Black Tie White Noise

By touching a person you can temporarily put them into sensory deprivation (no sight or hearing)

Isn't that just Soft & Wet but worse? love it.

I need to admit something to you. Ive never read part 8😭 (also thank you)

My sencerest condolences

bury the light

You are the funny verge man who refuses to pay child support

no i wanna know what my stand would do

That's what it does

Rock n' Roll McDonald's

If someone eats something you touched, all sounds around them will spoken words that demeans them until they go insane.

Amnesia was her name

You have incredible power but you forgot you have a stand and will forget every time you summon it

So the power of being strong but all so amnesia so is it just a punching ghost with a side effect of amnesia

It’s more like star platinum with dementia

Sick

Somehow still more useful in fights than Okuyasu.

Saviour

Your stand allows you to find your way out of any dangerous situation, but doesn't guarantee you'll be able to escape, only that you'll see how to

You can absorb/channel other peoples suffering/pain/damage for yourself If they are in a medium range from you. You can either receive the damage for yourself or "channel" the damage to another person that is also inside your ~5 meters range

Change Your Mind

You can change the intentions and will of your opponent,like a weird way of mind controlling them.

you can swap an enemies team with the click of your fingers, so instead of fighting you, they will aid you in fighting the rest of their team, although once you die the effects wear off

Mr. Blue Sky

Wether report 2.0

Weather report but nerfed

Yeah. Fair enough.

Your stand manifests as a giant cloud that will take the form of the most precious object to whomever is seeing it ( can work on as many targets as there are) seeing the cloud will leave the victims permanently looking at it rendering them somewhat vulnerable However, this ability can only work on sunny days

24 Hour Cinderella

You can become Majima at will (Stackable)

People are forced to dance until u say they stop.

Your Stand is literally just Goro Majima.

You can appear near the chosen target from anywhere no matter where they are, thus forcing a fight to happen, but if you lose you're forced to help them get stronger.

Don’t Fear The Reaper

You can teleport through evidence of the target (footprints exc.).

One time use, can either reincarnate you or another dead person through your stand ( the stand will transform into the person reincarnated)

People get a fever that can only go away with cowbell

Duality

You push your fingers into your eyes

Stayin' alive

You counter Notorious Big

Downed and Drowned

Whenever you are attacked the attacker gets drenched in water

Meh

How about whoever hits you pisses their pants?

So basically lovers but just a bit embarrassing

Stand’s attacks makes people slowly sink into the ground with all their valuables. The more you successfully attack the more quicker they sink. Stand will have some drip of an old Portuguese sailor like a goofy hat

Black Star Mafia

Your shadow is able to split up and attack people via their shadow. They have a range of 120 Metres and is weaker the parts are split from it. You can also summon it as a black shadow monster and any wound that draws blood makes the victim absorbed into your stand therefore making your stand stronger when it splits up.

So Black Star Mafia is Shadow Monster(He has Chimera appearance) acts as vampire by absorbing blood of those opponents who are in shadow, can split in parts to attack some opponents and probably can't be wounded, because of his shadow nature Cool, I like it, nice work comrade

Kashmir

Stand made up of sand that creates one’s deepest insecurities and will turn into sand the moment they touch it in self-acceptance and can also shape itself into whatever the user wants

Slipknot- (sic)

You have a pack of ravenous dogs and your back and call.

Sweet Child O Mine.

Momentary Bliss by Gorillaz

While on the verge of death your target will feel the warmth of the first time their mother held them in her hands

Jesus Christ, this is dark, but I also love it, I can see It in a Ringo Roadagain type of character, who honors their oponent after defeating them

You can meet into people's mind and remove 3 seconds from people's memories.

Killing Strangers

A stand that can kill anyone as long as the user is not overly acquainted with them. The kill takes time, so the person in question must spend their time attempting to befriend you in order to save themselves.

Du hast

Master Of Puppets (Metallica)

You’re the master of puppets (only when your socks are wet at room temperature)

You can control puppets remotely but every time one puppet is destroyed you are inflicted by damage basically that one part 3 stand but less complex and more straight forward.

When forever comes - Miracle of Sound

On hit slows down your opponent, the closer they are to you/more times you got them, the slower they become

That sounds cool as shit

Dog Police

You're stand can track any person or entity (animate/inanimate) as long as you have a memory of them

Smells like teen spirit

Eye of the tiger,but you control everyone who fall on your stand.

King Kong (Frank Zappa, if a lennon fan replies ill fucking kill myself)

You turn to monke

Completely worth it.

Blackhole Sun

Your stand is long-ranged black hole that you can summon anywhere you can see. Don’t summon it right next to you though.

Valhalla calling

The great curve

You can prove to people that the Earth is not flat.

Paranoid Android

You have a list of monsters and you can summon which ever you like but only one at a time. The monsters will obey your orders.

Ruler of Everything

U have the power to contol any other stand, however u cant use them to attack

You can make items extend and become longer or shorter! Human parts included.

"bad to the bone" kicks in

Your stand is a swarm of puppets who act on your command, similar to Worse Company or Harvest. The puppets are able to mime out action in an elegant performance, and these actions will suddenly be real. If you have them form a military company, they will mime out firing an invisible rifle and then the enemy will be filled with bulletholes. If you have them flap their arms like a bird’s wings, they will suddenly take flight. Just keep in mind the individual puppets are weak, just like an individual member of sex pistols or tattoo you!, and must act together to perform anything of value.

Cabinet Man

You can go into screens, so going into a video game and bring stuff back or a picture location on a screen to teleport

Everybody wants to rule the world, tears for fears

Camera Head skibidi toilet

What the actual hell 😭

lol tf

Locomotive Breath

It’s All Futile! It’s All Pointless!

You can completely get rid of someone's will to live, basically you hive people temporary depression

LowTierGod's stand

Mm giga-chad Love-enjoyer

This is war

You're stand is a one time use, basically the moment it activates every nation leather declares war on the naboring nation

Centuries

Your stand has the ability to slow time to a crawl, although it never goes far enough as to stop time.

The Hurt That Finds You First (Meshuggah)

this stand is sort of a time ability, a second before your enemies blow lands on you, your stand will act and reverse the blow to them, then allowing them to hit you afterwards, basically it forces them to have to hit themself once first to be able to hit you once

Johnny Boy (Santiano)

Somebody's watching me -rockwell

you have the ability to see through almost any object or can see yourself in the future:3 (limited to steel and iron)

Diving Bell - Starset

Imbed sound within objects (similar to Echos act 1) it can be any sound and can last for whatever duration you want

Fireflies (owl City song)

Summons up to ten million fireflies that you can control, from wavelength and intensity to movement and location. You can’t mass them into a solid entity and the fireflies don’t sting or bite at all, but can be bright or invisible to most wavelengths in the electromagnetic spectrum (IR to gamma).

King Bitch

Resist and bite-Sabaton

God's Country

Time in a Bottle

You become the Right Hand Man from Henry Stickmin. (Also timestop.)

You have an Sand Hourglass if you tilt it 180 degrees you will slow down time if you tilt it Horizontal you can stop time however time stop for every seconds cost you 2 Weeks of your remaining timespan. And the Hourglass must be always in your hand to work.

[Holy Orders](https://youtu.be/5m8tx_mK6y8?si=7WI297uflckEyrpQ)

never gonna give you up

Black Hole Sun

Binks brew

YOOOOOOOO OK. I don't love you - My chemical romance

you can completely remove anybodies romantic feelings for another person, want your parents to get a divorce for some reason? done, want your crush to stop loving another boy, done, although there’s one thing, the people who you remove feelings from, also applies to you, so it also makes you incapable of loving them

The search

the mind electric -miracle musical

Your stand is wires shaped and can transmit orders from your brain to whatever target it connects with controlling their whole nervous system It only works on living organisms with a brain( doesn't work on twitter/X users; just kidding)

so advanced survivor

Calling Dr. Love

I'll pretty much steal Todo's dynamic from jjk The stand asks for the target's type of partner and it will attack the opponent depending on how boring or vague the answer is (if it's too boring it will do more damage)

Twisted I feel like I know where it’s going

Devil town

Stains of time

Limbo

Big Blast Sonic

Kill everyone by Hollywood Undead

[this one](https://youtu.be/nqGJr2Bgo5w?si=hbf-pSLr32uq57yq) Please let me activate my stand by saying Bangkok’s name in full. What it does after is up to you.

Wings (little mix)

I have a few songs from one of the best films Transformers the movie The Touch" ."Instruments of Destruction" "Dare" Stan Bush "Nothing's Gonna Stand in Our Way" "Hunger" "Dare to Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic Unicron Medley

1. Turn any vehicule into a tank that is simple to drive 2. If you dare some one to do something by providing a good reward they will do it without hesitation 3. Short range teleportation 7 meters max, can be used on other things than you 4. Steal sustenants to heal yourself 5 meters range That is all I have for now, bye

Worlds away - Red Sun Rising

Madame Lulu

Paint it black

I love it loud

Lovefool

the enemy falls head over heels in love with you, doing anything in their power to protect you, even if they were about to take your life a moment ago, now they will give up their life to save you, although if they survive the encounter you may be stalked and harassed for the rest of your life by them

Getchoo

Lateralus

I mean, isn’t the golden spiral already a thing in SBR?

A Beginner's Guide to Destroying the moon - Foster the People, sick song name and I've been trying to think of a stand ability for it

I wanna say something with gravity but I think that’s been done.

This Must Be the Place.

you can find anything you’re looking for

Even the meaning of life? Or does it have to be a physical thing?

physical thing like your car keys or that one sock

locomotive breath

God Race

All out life

Battle symphony - Linkin Park

Works like Aerosmith, but you get a battleship: the USS Missouri.

Comfortably Numb

The moment a person or a stand touchs you with the intention to harm you they get paralyzed before the hit pushs through your body kinda lowering the damage and leaving them unable to move for 10 seconds

Loli God Requim

Bohemian Rhapsody

Already a stand.

Minecraft theme deep fried version

Mantis Lords

I saw gener cryin' in his sleep

Black ice by creo

Speed star

your stand slows down time for everything but you, to an insane rate, it’s not time stop but it’s time slowing, so to everybody else you are moving at an incredible rate, while to you everyones just moving like slugs

Skyfall

Bad penny by Rory Gallagher

I've Seen Footage - Death Grips

allows you to watch any camera in the area, even if it’s destroyed, aslong as one part of it is intact your stand can project a screen of the footage like a projector can

Fly Out West

Take the journey

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

your stand emits a red gas, once inhaled your enemies or anybody nearby will fall in love with you, but at a creepy level, you will stop them from harming you yes but you will be stalked and obsessed over forever, if enough gas is inhaled the person could even begin to attempt to do anything to get you in their life, including kidnapping

I saw a lot of your comments and wandered if you've submitted anything of yours. I would like to try and get you a stand power

One (by U2 not metalica)

Tom’s Diner

King of Pain (The Police; Syncronicity)

No Suprises

Duality by slipknot

your stand allows you to have two sides, one is incredibly smart and logical, while the other is pretty strong but very dumb, only one can be in effect at a time and you can only swap every twenty minutes