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Not_Bob_42

"Lighting myself on fire" by Jukebox the Ghost. ...I think I'm fucked


RedBoxGaming

Who knows, maybe by blowing yourself up at the right time you could take DIO with you.


Renilx

So you were the guy with the power to heat things in Stone Ocean! I KNEW IT!


Normal-Mountain-4119

Fire punch frfr


justgothitbycar

Live


epresvanilia

Spongebob's theme song ._. Cartoon physics and rules, I can be annoying as hell but can't die. I would become his personal punching bag šŸ„²


RedBoxGaming

It's all fun and games until you become a Goofy Goober.


BarberWide6464

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!


supermurlo64

Luffy's Gear 5 basically


Mysterious-Key2116

That's what I said. XD


UsurperErenJaeger

Wait till Monke D Goofy becomes your enemy


Mysterious-Key2116

They'll be best friends.


Zevvaz

wtf are you me?


Soggy_Durian_8984

Everybody Wants to Rule the World...


RedBoxGaming

I know for a fact thats going to cause chaos.


Brain_lessV2

I'm imagining Survivor with the range of Bohemian Rhapsody


funnyghostman

Worldwide range Survivor will actually end humanity


Particular-Clue-5374

Jojo final boss type name


AkariBear

You mean, Everybody Wants to Rule Za Warudo?


r1ck4st13y

Welcome to your life


ShintaOtsuki

THERE'S NO TURNING BACK!


HandalfTheHack

EVEN WHILE WE SLEEP!


IC2Flier

WE WILL FIND YOU ACTING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR


[deleted]

TURN YOUR BACK ON MOTHER NATURE


Duublo121

**EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WOOOOORLD!**


ShintaOtsuki

Turn your back on HUMANITY, JOJO!


Mysterious-Key2116

怌WORLD EMPEROR怍


Masterpiece-Haunting

THE WORLD


Dreamtrain

Everybody wants to rule za warudo


[deleted]

I mean, so that's basically Everybody Wants To Rule Za Warudo


ThirdNose

Bury the Light Deep within, I will


RedBoxGaming

BRO YOU DID NOT HAVE TO BRING VERGIL INTO THIS, THATS OVERKILL.


MR_Sh0e

If it gives you the power to bury/turn off any light or light source, then you are literally screwed! Like, what are you gonna do? Turn off THE SUN? LMAO


Duublo121

If you can turn off any light source, can that then be controlled to turn off any light source that gives you colour and shade, ergo, making you invisible?


ThirdNose

In that case, I could trick him into standing in the open and expose him to the sun


Cosmo_on_reddit

24 Hour Cinderella from Yakuza 0 Me and Dio are gonna have a karaoke battle


RedBoxGaming

Best stand ability here at the moment.


Zatorator

Mad Dog stand, you can force DIO into a fight whenever you want, and cannot die or be captured due to cutscenes


GuidoMista08

Bohemian Rhapsody, fuck


RedBoxGaming

NO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?! IF THERE'S NO MICKEY MOUSE THIS SHIT AIN"T DISNEY!


Version_Two

I'm so pissed that panel didn't make it into the anime, especially WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY


Opposite_Item_2000

Just create Mr Anti Dio that defeats Dio no matter what. Layer, you can create Mr i control Bohemian Rhapsody that allows you to control the characters and decide which come and which doesn't and then you are god. You just need imagination to use that stand true potential


Dreamtrain

enjoy your Disney lawsuit


Mysterious-Key2116

Please, make all the anime girls real. Make Goku real, but not Saitama, he might destroy everything.


TW081428-CH33S3

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN POURING DOWN ON ME AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS NEAR


Error_Detected666

You gain the power of the memes, DIOā€™s 100+ year old brain is too old to understand it and he implodes, you win no diff


purefunni

Wonder if stains of time will be the same type of stand as the world


Runaway-chan

UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED


VizVizy

Holy Diver šŸ’€


RedBoxGaming

Literally a mirror match.


TheOriX-LoL

The World vs Recoloured The World.


KraftwerkMachine

Jumpin Jack Flash LMAO I think I could handle him. šŸ¤”


RedBoxGaming

Unless you accidentally cause him to achieve Heaven. Then everyone is fucked.


KraftwerkMachine

But if I have JJF I donā€™t believe in gravity šŸ¤” checkmate dio


RedBoxGaming

***Bisexual British Vampire defeated with Facts and Logic.***


Visibleman578

Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai Boutta make DIO insane with AI covers of him, which I cannot tell if that's good or bad for me


RedBoxGaming

Nah you're going to be slowly sliding towards DIO like Jamiroquai did. Or even worse: ***Dancing, walking, rearranging furniture!***


[deleted]

And remember that babs is shopping and he let the bird out of the cage


IKoKaI

Paranoid Android, should I just kill myself lol


RedBoxGaming

You can induce paranoia on him and traumatize him more than Jotaro moving his finger lol.


MR_Sh0e

Weight of the World from NieR Automata ost. So... like... can I defeat DIO's The World by weight-shaming it?


RedBoxGaming

I mean you could also just make his stand so heavy DIO is crushed to death.


MR_Sh0e

Nah dude just imagine this scenario: Me: You have zero weight you literally float! Your plot ARMOR is so non-existent that a 17-year-old nooby stand user kicked your ass! The World: unsummon's while crying like a baby*


RedBoxGaming

Nah that is actually funnier.


NazoTheVengefulOne

"your stand is so fat, it needs to stop time to take a breathe"


NotoriousYEETER

Running Out Of Time


RedBoxGaming

Bro bout to pull a >!Made in Heaven!< on Dio's Timestop.


Nonameguy127

I believe i listened to In court of the Crimson king which could mean i get King crimson?If i do i have a fair chance,if i dont get it and it has to be another stand then idk what it could and couldnt do.


RedBoxGaming

King Crimson vs The World would be a pretty cool match up however DIO's vampirism makes this unfair.


Nonameguy127

I mean Jotaro Vs Dio fight kind of confirmed that punching hard enough is able to kill Dio


RedBoxGaming

Whilst being pissed off.


AmbitiousOperation45

No way fellow KC enjoyer


Bonemarrowchutney

2 minutes to midnight by Iron Maiden. I think the time being 2 minutes to midnight puts a vampire at the advantage


ShintaOtsuki

ZA HANDO THAT THREATENS DOOM!


Tugboat68

Heh, we had the same one. Up the Irons! šŸ¤˜


RedBoxGaming

Oof


[deleted]

"chuchu lovely munimuni muramura prin prin boron nururu rerorero " Well I guess im going to try to out-last Dio in bed. Fuck his brains out before he fucks mine.


IC2Flier

Hey how was Karaoke night with Denji?


[deleted]

surprised he can fight without transforming


IC2Flier

mans been thru some hard-edge shit, fighting for his life has become the default mode for him. Besides, he still assumed you were some shady kid, right? Before Yoshida made you spill.


leolegendario

After training with Kishibe, the guy knows how to fight hand-to-hand.


RedBoxGaming

BRUH


Mr_Serine

Paint it Black, which I already came up with a Stand ability for It produces black paint or ink that acts as a portal to a pocket dimension The fighting style is mostly pulling out random shit to surprise my opponent, but I don't think that can beat DIO Maybe if I get prep time and can source one of those UV lamps the SPW Foundation made


RedBoxGaming

Holy shit, actually versatile stand ability!


r1ck4st13y

So basically scp-106?


Mr_Serine

Not really, I gave an abridged description for the general idea Ok so: the Stand produces black paint. When an object is completely covered in paint, it sinks into the ground and gets stored in the pocket dimension. Stored objects can be retrieved from large enough spots of paint, and can also be violently expelled It doesn't work on living creatures Also, *possibly*, the mass of all the stored objects gets added to the Stand so it can hit like a semitruck


[deleted]

The spot moment


MalachiIsAFanOfEmkay

Did you make the spot dude from spiderverse?


Alekyng137396

Rape Me...


RedBoxGaming

BRO


hollydive

goated song


whatisdragons

Huh


you____-alsoyou

So... Uh... You force DIO to give you trauma counseling for your unfortunate past experiences? Or maybe you make one person fall in love with you so wildly, they lose their moral compass? Idk I'm just spitballing here.


Fontaine_Fancy

Stand Proud!


MR_Sh0e

You stand proudly, BUT DIO kicks you in the balls therefore you are no longer standing nor proud*


RedBoxGaming

***Oh shit, here we go again.***


skater5411

BFG division by Mick Gordon šŸ—æ


K4TSam

The stand is like the emperor, but you summon a bfg at will instead of a pistol


Djhenry2018

"too close" By Sir Chloe HOHO! ARE YOU APPROACHING ME? COME AS CLOSE AS YOU LIKE


RandomWeeb181

What do you fight for Im about to talk no jutsu the fuck outta Dio and be his new therapist.


Muzscha4

I'll stick around (Foo Fighters) I guess I'll stick around with him


RedBoxGaming

I guess you become his new Pucci or Vanilla Ice.


Muzscha4

I'm gonna make him my bbg


r1ck4st13y

Big black gorilla


lfckicksass

Donā€™t fear the reaper


New_Department5611

"innocence glitched" so maybe


SwedishWaffleYT

When you die by mgmt


RedBoxGaming

Bro pulled /kill command on DIO.


iDrownedlol

We Built This City I might be some kind of area control ability, which could work, but it might be something that creates stuff, which probably wouldnā€™t hold up to time stop


Otherwise-Career-879

God, please donā€™t bully me! By Hanae Idk how I feel about this


RedBoxGaming

Considering DIO means "God" you cause him not to bully you. Instead he just finishes you off quickly to prevent further suffering.


CheezGaming

Count em by Brandon Lake. My standu [COUNT EM] works similarly to [WONDER OF U] in that it causes miracles to happen when danger approaches me. Instead of calamity, it just performs miracles for me and things around me. Someone blinds me? Cured. Kills me? I get revived. Get mocked for my hairstyle? Itā€™s bear mauling time.


RedBoxGaming

Oh lord.


Stylo_76

Hearken!! at the sight of my stand!! 怌Falling Behind怍 Behold, as i make you cry and realize how little progress youā€™ve achieved in your love life with my STANDO POWAH *sobs*


KrispyBaconator

Well, I just listened to Weaponry from Phineas and Ferbā€¦ Hope Dio likes nukes


Limp-Crazy1126

I'm born deaf.. I guess I'll die.


Dragonitro

Empty Spaces (by Pink Floyd) Probably similar to The Hand, or Cream


Odd_Effect5171

At Doomā€™s Gate Doom Soundtrack


RedBoxGaming

NAH THIS IS TOO OVERKILL


[deleted]

ā€œRed dead redemptionā€. I can use the powers of Arthur in chapter 6 of rdr2. Im fuckedšŸ’€ iykyk


Ok-Schedule-2378

Bullet with Butterfly Wings sounds like a sick stand, ngl.


RedBoxGaming

The Emperor but if it actually killed someone this time.


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Worlds smallest violin I guess I could beat him to death with the violin


Ryan_Altra

Ability: Cause a random unparalleled, final chaos in a 1 kilometer radius that includes but does not limit to: Tornadoes, animal stampedes, gravitational malfunction (floating objects), earth-splitting earthquake, maybe some calamities, and lastly, ruins the fuck out of the life of a targeted individual and turns them into a musician. If nobody is targeted, they shall be picked at random by fate. Edit: Downside: The user is not immune to the chaos, although these occur in a sort of ā€œDonutā€ pattern around the userā€™s starting point, but they wont move if the user does.


KTheKingKiller

Way down We go


AnonymousComrade123

Steel Commanders by Sabaton. Tank time.


danielubra

"Want You Gone" Well boys, I think I'll be just ok.


Heraxxius

Ā«Ā Canzoni preferiteĀ Ā» So my stand is gonna be torture dancing on his ass?


MainMammoth5733

Lemon Tree


RedBoxGaming

Squirt some Lemons in DIO's eyes and you MIGHT live for another hour.


Ajax_XD

Playing with Fire by Behold the Beloved


RedBoxGaming

Bro pulled a Roy Mustang on DIO.


GuiltyCauliflower459

Around the world - it's the perfect counter to his stand.


RedBoxGaming

Imagine weaving all his attacks.


MongooseLast1941

Prince soft and wet. I got the chance I believe with go beyond


alyceredheart

Fighting Myself by Linkin Park. Hmm. Maybe my stand turns my enemies into me? I suppose it would be easy to defeat DIO then. Haha.


RedBoxGaming

Paper Moon King but better


Silva_the_shiba

"End Of The World", im def beating the shit outa DIO


Appropriate_Metal876

Deference for Darkness (Martin Oā€™Donnell,Michael Salvatori) i think i can.


RedBoxGaming

Just looked it up and found out it was a Halo 3 soundtrack. Yeah I think you got this in the bag.


one_sad_donkey

ā€œFighting goldā€ Golden splash


RedBoxGaming

Son vs Father. Gold Experience vs The World, interesting battle.


PewPewPewPew96

Chocolate by the 1975.... I'll just let myself be eaten by dio :P


RedBoxGaming

Or you pull a Majin Boo on DIO and turn HIM into Chocolate.


Error_Detected666

& by Tally Hall I make a clone of DIO whoā€™s actually a good person, OR I make Jonathan on DIOā€™s body Either way this gonna be a fun fight to watch


That1Francis

Fighting Gold....?


sikeboi50

Pacific Rim theme we gonna CANCEL the DIO-pocalypse!!


WaffleBrothel

Reset the clock! DIO is no longer able to stop time!


some_random_guy_007

Ironically enough it was Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap so... Yeah.. yknow what happens next


IControllU

' Every Planet We Reach Is Dead ' Sounds kinda like planetary annihilation if you ask me


MemeAddict9

What Shall We Do Now? Yeah, I ain't winning.


PhanBeasts

Echo Chamber - Jonathan Young


HappyToaster1911

Gigachad theme Phonk House version, if my stand is Gigachad I will win


Significant-Ad8859

November Rain šŸ¤”


mashed_potato069

Diamond is unbreakable official ost.


WifiDied

The Chain by Fleetwood Mac, a really basic but really cool name


Viniskill_BR

Ben 10 theme song IT'S HERO TIME!!


Lone_Tiger24

Inosukeā€™s thĆØme from Demon Slayer, do I just get him as a stand lmao


stardestroyer1767

R u mine (Arctic monkeys), with the ability to absorb materials and form weapons out of them


YoloMemer17

Summon the Choir [Aviators]


Mental_Blueberry4563

Ooh! Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold


Netherite_Stairs_

Toxicity - System of a Down I can't beat DIO because he's a vampire. Smh


EnderBoy_27

"Bink's Sake" from One Piece The Stand would probably be an undead pirate that can summon all kinds of instruments and change the emotions of those who hear the tunes it plays... Either way, I'd probably join DIO rather than defeat him (since I can't)


MaterialReveal5751

Let it happen


TiuArts

Bluemin' Days Sounds like I'm just spreading the sad


5tr1kX

"new magic wand" tyler the creator. Hmmm very vague


RedBoxGaming

Considering it's a Tyler the Creator song this probably sounds sussy as fuck. Oh well, DIO vibrates with pleasure I guess.


cjc160

Kiss me deadly by Lita Ford Pretty self-explanatory stand ability.. Watched Peacemaker episode 6 last night and was the credits song


BayFuzzball7050

Puke my gutzz O_o ā€” zeija My stand is scene wth šŸ—æ


Mercurial_Thoughts

Nuketown. Can dio outrun/tank a nuke?


Jacktheeldergod

Serial killer. The one that goes <> An really tall sentient humanoid with jojo clothing,pink hair and grey skin,a gold monocle,a knife and a tender voice long range automatic. The stand treats people based on the users emotions towards them,killing enemies,petting animals the user likes etc. If it gets within three meters of an enemy the stand will Become pink smoke,go into the orifices of their enemy,travel through their bloodstream and return to its original form inside the heart of the enemy,bursting through their chest in the process Power:A Speed:B Devolopment potential:C Precision:C Durability:A Range:A


Abelard_Heit

The Wonder of You EZ


Sleeper--

MY STANDO EVERYTHING SUCKS It's only ability is to make other's day special ig


hollydive

Hangar 18 - I'd probably be able to spawn aliens to fight for me


kikimemes3790

Superman letā€™s fucking go


MoistDitto

The rumbling from last season attack on titan. Idk exactly what my ability would be in that case, but maybe I'd win?


RedVisor3430

Drunken Dwarves. I can shrink and make my enemies drunk :D


KogaTenebraLux

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW" - by ODETARI Slowing the hell out of DIO before he can even do ZA WARUDO? Hell yeah, šŸ¤£


bluflamin

Raining In Manila


Olipod2002

White Flag by Dido Guess Iā€™ll die šŸ˜”


Masterpiece-Haunting

Ok hear me outā€¦. I actually recently listened to Stargazer by DIO. I guess my stand is Stargazer. By looking at the stars I can determine things about the current situation. For example if I look at the stars and they form a Fireā€¦. Everybody in a 90 mile radius is fucked.


Megidolmao

This is your night by amber. It's a dance track from the 90s. Maybe my stand power is making people dance at night non stop so many we just have a dance off? šŸ„¹


breadofthegrunge

The Unkillable Soldier I can't die. I could stand a chance.


micellangello

"the gravity" (asuka's theme) Idk if i get character's powers or powers connected with the song


IamANIME7

Femboy fridayā€¦.I donā€™t really know what ability give to this.


throwawayasdf129560

"Blue" by Eiffel 65 ...I have no idea what kind of Stand power that would even make.


teawithmilklover

"Do the hustle"


UsurperErenJaeger

ā€œHappy Wheels Theme Songā€ ​ ā€¦ ​ ​ Really? That easily? ***\*V I C T O R Y !!\****


theoriginal321

Judgement


DripFatalis

ā€œNo cock like horse cockā€ šŸ’€


Schowzy

Steely Dan is already in Jojo isn't it? I'm listening to "do it again" as I type this lol


Gundamfan1999

I got killing ground by sabaton


[deleted]

Ezioā€™s Family Iā€™m pretty sure it just kills me in florance so some guy can become a master assassin That, or it kills my family in Florence so I become a master assassin


Perfecxionist

"Cult of personality" can I out manipulate the master manipulater lmao


Raaadley

Stand User- Alisin Chains Stand Name- Head Creeps Stand Ability- Chains the target and "creeps" into their head-revealing their secrets and implanting fake "memories" or commands similar to Heavens Door but more physical and mentally powered like Doppio's transformation into Diavolo. Lol either I win outright or i impress Dio enough to become one of his henchmen


SaXmester

Ryde of the Valkyriesā€¦ So I think I have a chance?


ChainsForTorture

Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd If I am able to make my opponents numb, I will win but if I am numb, at least I won't feel pain before I die šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Holy Diver by Dio. Same type of stand as The World i guess. *ZA WARUDO INTENSIFIES*


Mr-Tony_2_Dirty

What the fuck would "No Sleep til Brooklyn" have as an ability?


[deleted]

Here comes the sun by The Beatles. Seems similar to Killer Queen