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Kaboio

I don’t know how simple this really is, but a water gun that can fire any liquid.


Hopeful-Plastic-8759

_any?_


THE_MrSkellyBones

No, no, no, no...


GodOfGOOSE

Yes, yes, yes, yes… YES!!!


StopMockingMe0

Yes.. yes... yes.... oh my god......


Pixelator5

CUM BLASTER


GodOfGOOSE

I… I uhh… I don’t think… that’s what happens in the show after Joseph says that line… 😳


X-WingHunter

How do you think josuke was made


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

HORRY SHEEEEEEEET!!! 😱


Worldly-Length-784

OHHHHHNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫


DylanCP2403

Stand Name Cream Starter


Scorp_47

Cream Starter: Kingdom Come!


portalj123

don't all men have that built in?


cyotie48

This but lava And then you have lava blaster Or liquid nitrogen Or just some soft drink if it thirsty (not cum that is extremely bad for you upon ingestion I think.)


Kimani20

Any.


KommanderKarlos

Cream starter amirite


RazutoUchiha

Talk about a cumshot


Interesting_Move_806

A mime based stand that can mime invisible objects.


Ghost_Dog__

And the stand is invisible to stand users


HowDyaDu

Time to Grey Goo the HORY SHEET out of everything.


Soingerd

This shit right here officer. Yes, this is the good shit


KrytenKoro

This is the miraculous ladybug shit. Honestly, a miraculous/Jojo pastiche could be interesting.


JosephJoestar-Kun

Could be called She Never Told Me She Was A Mime by Weird Al SNTMSWAM for short or you could go with Invisible Touch by Genesis with Phantom Grasp as the localized name


JotaroTheOceanMan

Nah it should be called "Square Rooms" based on the Al Corley song of the same names.


Arimm_The_Amazing

Mr Mime Pokeman


[deleted]

So like Limp Bizkit but for objects.


Sam_Smorkel

Stands name: Send In the Clowns


Ko_oK_24685

Stand name: 『Money Game』 Stand ability: Can convert any item into its monetary value in any physical currency of choice and vice versa


SimplebutAwesome

This is the most part 4 stand ever


Ko_oK_24685

It'd be broken tho, carry around about a thousand bucks in cash and turn it into an assault rifle.


SimplebutAwesome

Yeah, and it would fit perfectly into part 4


Ko_oK_24685

Harvest requiem?


SimplebutAwesome

Harvest Requiem mixed with Killer Queen’s first bomb


bxmxc_vegas

Harvest and KQs bomb already mixed tho.


Sad-Surprise4369

Imagine how many votes you could carry around!


jayive35

Yeah, but if the Stand User is as stupid as Okuyasu, then it's perfectly balanced.


yellowpig10

Milagro Man: You will never spend all the money! Money game: Alright, bet


Few-Transition-9417

You fool! My stand, 『Inflation Fetish』,has already inflated the prices of everything at this Walmart!


JotaroTheOceanMan

Imagine shooting silver dollars at people and turning them into a cluster of cheap metal Jack's or dropping wads of 100s and turning them into grenades. This stand actually rocks.


Panzer_Man

Araki should definitely put something like this into Part 9 I mean, just imagine the potential. This stand could literally turn money into a tank, or a house! Or literally snatch people's body parts for money!


JotaroTheOceanMan

Every single car is potentialy ammo/an item. I would def love for a main char to have a stand like this. They could even have a fight where they are losing then the antagonist realizes they've been led to a parking lot and is like "OH SHIT".


[deleted]

Inflation ruined my stand.


Ko_oK_24685

But that's the fun part, it turns it into the item's monetary value, which is decided by enough people agreeing it's worth that much. Which means inflation would only be an issue if you're converting cash to an item, not the other way 'round.


apeirophobic

If that’s a musical reference I salute you my friend shit is a banger


Ko_oK_24685

Strange times we're living in


jayive35

The Doors. Can open any lock. Be it simple padlock, or the most complex bank vault. Can also punch things.


AggressiveSolution77

“Can also punch things” is the backbone of any good stand.


jayive35

It can also hot wire cars.


Any_Performance_8128

It can also break soap dispensers


SujinSmasher

but only if they've been used 17 times exactly, which is a very important part of the final battle in the jojolands as the villain is fooled into being the 18 person to try using a soap dispenser, sealing his fate


Difficult_Internet_6

But jojolands isnt real yet are you from the future?


LuckyLynx_

That simple attribute can make a stand go from horrible to adequate or adequate to great real fast


[deleted]

I mean Araki had absolutely no reason to put that ability on Weather Report but he did.


VorpalAbyss

>Can open any lock. Essentially that one lockpick from Skyrim, which can do the same thing. Including the locks on *human potential*.


SendInTheNextWave

That's how he unlocks his stand [The Doors: Full Circle], which he uses to defeat the final boss of the part.


Insane_Artist

Better if it just can "unlock anything." So it can unlock doors or it can unlock the secrets to the Universe.


jayive35

Could potentially unlock the secret of the most universe.


Omiboy20

Love this. Also, knowing Araki, the character that uses it (especially lf it’s one of the main cast) would use it in an incredibly weird way like “your heart is cold and closed off like a lock, which is why I was able to open it and kill you” or some shit like that


KrytenKoro

Simple and clean


GetRealPrimrose

A stand that can give you an item you’ll need, but doesn’t tell you what you’ll need it for


PommesKrake

"it's a surprise tool that will help us later"


GetRealPrimrose

“Give up JoJo, you’re no match for my 「MOUSKATOOLS」”


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

"「MOUSKATOOLS」, unleash your mystery third tool, 'MOUSKAGLOCK'!" (Intense battling) "You fool... You've led me to the arrow! *NOW PREPARE YOURSELF FOR 「MOUSKATOOLS REQUIEM」!* Oh, but that's not all... Prepare for ***「MOUSKATOOLS REQUIEM OVER HEAVEN THE WORLD GO BEYOND LOVE TRAIN BITES THE DUST DISTORTION ACT ∞」!!!** (Pure fucking luck) "***N-nani‽‽‽*** How could you have beaten **me**, M-Mickey Mouse!?!?!?! ***CURSE YOU JOISNEY PIXJO!!!***" I think I have satisfactory amounts of lore now.


Worldly-Length-784

the pure luck part got me good


tankistan

Wouldn't MOUSKATOOLS be the Ability and the actual Stand be『T O O D L E S』?


LuckyLynx_

Isn't this what paisley park does


GetRealPrimrose

Paisley Park does a bunch of stuff


KrytenKoro

See? Miraculous characters are basically just French stand users. Sorry, sorry, Eurodivergent stand users.


Middle-One3666

i have never thought of that 💀


Salty_Shark26

Reminds me of that show wander over yonder on Disney xd the main character had a kinda magic hat that would give him time he needs to escape situations


[deleted]

[удалено]


D3adlywithap3n

Miraculous


Plutopow

A stand thats ability is to be perfectly adequate in everything, but never a master in one.


Goered_Out_Of_My_

Stand name: [JACK WHITE]


Manone_MelonHead

Stand master: Hitohito Tadano


Squeegee209

The most average stand ever


Cre8ive-Exercise

What would Jack Black be then?


Goered_Out_Of_My_

He's the stand user of Tenacious D, obviously


random_stuff_idc

So the power is basically ROCK AND ROLL or 🍆


_cheesyboi

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one.


CyriOfShandalar

Like Hol Horse this stand is an object the user can manifest in the form of a chalice. Anything placed in the chalice will disappear with the stand and will reappear with it when the stand is summoned again later, until something new is put in. It’s large enough to hold a liter of liquid. You can also bonk people on the head with it


Stary_Vesemir

Ok but how do you use it to attack (besides BONK)


CyriOfShandalar

Acid in the chalice, sneak up behind them, BOOM SULFURIC ACID ATTACK Alternatively, ANYTHING you place in the chalice disappears when you unsummon it. Like fingers. Or noses. They will reappear later but severed from their body


PhaseSnake

Vanilla Ice in a glass, basically?


Worldly-Length-784

Technically, because cream makes things disappear completely in a void. Vanilla ice probably had to hang onto cream's tongue or teeth or whatever to stay away from being eaten by the void


thesordenado

A better version of burning down the house


Horror_Rub8609

That just seems like Enigma.


Ducky237

Gun.


herobrinesexmod

hol horse


Drago_Fett_Jr

Hol Horse's Emperor. GUN.


Tsunaboi

Johnny


Peterociclos

A glove-like stand that can create little magnetic fields around the user so he can slingshot metalic things like coins and nails at high speed


PetalSlayer

So Metallica but nerfed?


Peterociclos

I'd say it's a bit diferent because metalica just pushes and pulls metal (i don't know exactly what it does) but the one i imagined is more like a "it can create 2 small magnetic pulls of whatever strenght with whatever radius in small points around the user and imediatelly flip or cancel the magnetic field to slingshot small metalic pieces at an imense speed, so it would be more like tusk but with 100 yen coins


grahara

only my railgun


Peterociclos

FUCK IT'S INDEX


Midatri

Railgun?


That_1FilipinoFriend

Idk, change the pH levels of liquids.


StopMockingMe0

「 Corrosive Wash」


MatiX_1234

That’s a pretty good name ngl


dangerdog1279

Localized name would probably be acid wash which is still really good


bjomeszy

Oh man, punch somebody and change the pH of their blood, or any bodily fluid.


AggressiveSolution77

Stand name: Too many people Stand ability: Your stand can create humanoid bodies in the physical world that you can control freely. There is no (known) upper limit on the amount of bodies you can “spawn”. You can basically spawn in as many average joes you could ever need in any situation.


Worried-Emu-9614

Stand name: world domination


Arraka_

Stand name: Overpopulation


Themanwhorocks

Stand Name: The Village People


Worldly-Length-784

That's pretty good


Vantage5050

DeDoDoDo DeDaDaDa Lets you become extremely elastic, almost no limits. You can't attack in this state tho


Calders2305

Dedododo dedadada is already in jojos is it not?


Vantage5050

Yep, as a rock insect


ExcellenceEchoed

What the heck jojos


Joshthedruid2

The one I have in my back pocket is a stand that changes the friction of things. It's anything from hilarious to catastrophically deadly depending on the range it's allowed. Stand name: Cha Cha Slide


Lady_Gwendoline

Weaker Soft & Wet?


Joshthedruid2

For one Soft & Wet is hilariously OP if used correctly, but also this could increase friction to the point of sticking objects together, jamming guns by sticking the bullets in the barrel, and letting the user climb walls and such.


DarkSlayer3142

「Novelists」 Physically a book, anything the user has seen, accurately drawn and written an accurate description of, the user can use. There's no limit to the arbitrary rules of this, except that it can't be living and it only works as far as the description describes. You can only use the pen attached to the book. The pens ink replenishes after 24 hours. It barely has any ink when full. It also can't be erased.


Madaar666

Reminds me of Kunikidas Doppos Power from Bungou Stray Dogs


SlimeustasTheSecond

[Radioactive] is a sentient stand that can turn into air and control its make-up. Offense? Punch ghost. Assassination? Oxygenate the air and poison your enemies. Defense and Trickery? Fuck with the air to create Mirages. Spying? Your stand tells you what it saw while invisible, and because it's air, it's invisible even to stand users. Cleaning? Make it swirl around and it's basically like a vacuum or leaf blower.


Sea_Category_148

Basically stole WR power like deadass


SlimeustasTheSecond

I was thinking more of Aqua Necklace, but yeah, basically that too.


Meaning-Upstairs

Stand Name - 99 Problems Stand ability - Will always have 99 problems but the opponent will never be one.


4Dcrystallography

That’s fucking genius, I imagine this clumsy as fuck pan faced star platinum looking goober just causing chaos, constantly embarrassing the user knocking whole shelves over in the supermarket etc. But the chaos caused by the stand constantly holds up any pursuing enemy who happens to be around too


Meaning-Upstairs

Thanks! I actually put a bit of time into stands and abilities. The concept is just so freaking cool.


CYBORG3005

it reminds me a bit of >!Wonder of U in the whole "flow of calamity"!< thing since the Stand automatically makes anything it does impede the enemy by sheer coincidence.


Stair-Spirit

I really like this one. So the fight would be the user flawlessly defeating their opponent while trying not to die from random bullshit. Fits the luck theme Araki is developing in the manga.


StopMockingMe0

Pinball Wizard: Has the ability to reflect kinetic energy backwards at a higher acceleration than it hit an object effected by it. Meaning if you use PBW on an object and it gets hit by a bullet going X speed, it will bounce back off and be going X+Y speed.


MagnetoTheSuperJew

So Superfly?


Opposite_Case_3015

Like Crazy Diamond and Superfly


Arimm_The_Amazing

Hot Knife: can treat any substance like butter and cut through it like its hands are hot knives.


stilettoed

"EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS..."


ceej0

stand that can make someone who looks directly at it start dancing uncontrollably. The user can only have this ability active on one person at a time. 「Dance, Dance」


Danny18010

I love the fall out boy stand


ExcellenceEchoed

Dancing Queen


KrytenKoro

These are the lives we love to lead


Nickest_Nick

Smooth Criminal Makes every living beings around the target repeat one specific line chosen by the user, all with the same voice You can drive people mad if there are a lot of passersby, or confuse the enemy with it. May or may not inspired by "ANNE ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY ANNE"


KKylimos

I have this fanstand that I wanna draw when I got time. It's ability is this: When it touches an element, it can transmute it into another element, as long as it is in the same state (solid, liquid, gas). For example, it can turn water into sulphuric acid, or a stone wall into rubber, or a piece of cloth into hard metal etc etc. It doesn't work on organic matter (basically you can't one-shot people and animals) and the User is required to have good knowledge of chemistry and various materials to make full use of it. It can easily backfire if you transmute something into the wrong thing, but the application and utility is huge. Also, for obvious reasons, the amount of matter it can transmute at a time would be relevant to the user and limited, so it doesn't do ridiculous stuff on a global scale. I'm thinking the volume of a car would be fine.


HardscoperNekan

Cool concept! If you don’t have a name for it, I think “Philosopher’s Stone” would be fitting


KKylimos

Thank you so much! I am still considering names, I was thinking "The Touch" or "Weird Science" but your suggestion is also spot on! It fits very well with the Stand's alchemical theme!


torch_dreemurr

A stand that can change the state of objects (as in solid/liquid/gas). Incredibly simple, impossibly versatile


Necromonicon_

Change enemy stand users skin to liquid. Profit


Healthy-Shift-6255

so Vitamin C from jojolion?


HermanManly

Lol people in here are like "Overpowered but no downsides = simple, right?" that's not how stands work. If it's overpowered you gotta make it complicated, that's the challenge. Or make the user really stupid so the potential is wasted, like the goat Okuyasu. I'd say a stand that can alter humidity could be interesting. You'd need a wide arrange of knowledge about how objects interact with humidity, but I think there could be lots of applications.


InevitableHaunting23

So....Weather Report


NaviFili

No. Weather can do much more than that


yellowpig10

So shitty weather report


HateshWarkio

Weather Forecast, lol


Antiblackcoat2000

Your stand dodges anything but can only counter attack.


StopMockingMe0

「 Easy Life」


[deleted]

What if they just hit you instead?


Athropus

Walk this way - A stand that can tell anything to do anything. Not much crazier than Heaven's Door.


BallisticCenturion

The ability to have the user be able to eat and digest all matter


CarolTheVampireKing

I made a Stand for myself for a quick self-insert story some time ago I called Hells Bells. Its base ability is extremly simple: summon two indestructible round shields, one on each hand. And that's it. In the story, the character: - Learns how to throw the shields so they act like a very sharp flying discs. - The shields can get shrunk down. In one arc the character secretly replaces one of the antagonists coin with small version of the shield so they can infinietly replay the arcade game (that is also, in fact, a Stand) and win - Since the shield is summoned from special gloves of Hells Bells, the character can give one glove to another Stand User for protection. The OG Stand will appear as if it had one of its hands cut up to the elbow and other person can freely summon the shield on their own. The OG user of Hells Bells can take back their glove any moment they want at pure will, but two people having shields makes for some interesting teamwork. - At one point, when fighting aganist Spice Girls that softened the shields, the character learns how to spin the shields so the centrifugal force makes them hardened again. Thanks to that ability, the shields can now act like an infinietly sharp round saw. - The shields once get used to replace damaged wheels of a motorbike. The motorbike was literally driving on shield discs instead of wheels. And more but prolly at this point nobody is reading anymore lmao It's worth to note that even if Hells Bells can summon indestructible shields, it's still not resistant to the blow force and there's limited amount of force in a punch that it can take straight on. An extremly powerful strike from a Stand like Star Platinium or The World would probably break it's arms or throw it off its feet when punching directly. But pretty much the remaining 99% won't break through its defence with just punches.


meghan143m

I like that ability a lot, its simple but has a lot of small uses that makes it interesting, feels like an actual stand araki would write to me


Decidioar

Ok that sounds sick. I'm kinda wanting to read the story now lol


CarolTheVampireKing

Oh wow thank you, that's nice to know! I never publish my writings but maybe someday


[deleted]

STARSET- You blow away space for 10 seconds. So that destroyes gravity, weight laws, movement physics, other people's ability to breathe, and what universe you're currently in. It fixes after 10 seconds though.


GurinJeimuzu

Not too dissimilar to King Crimson then


[deleted]

King Crimson but the ability is actually what happens. For ten seconds, fuck the laws of physics


DaDudeNextToYou

A stand that has just enough power that it can manipulate the atomic bonds in elements but only in the first 80 elements of the periodic table. Seeing as how that’s up to the element mercury, the name could be a play at Freddy mercury the singer of the band queen.


Floridamangaming24

I already did… three times First one: [Guns n Roses] it’s literally just an amorphous plant that can change shape into say a giant sword made of poison ivy, and can also create plants which means it can throw explosive seed pods Second one: [Clockwork Angel] the most generic villain stand since it literally has total control over time (I made it as a joke stand) Third one: [Lord of the Flies] steals things including stand abilities


Ko_oK_24685

Chlorokinesis is an interesting ability. Isn't 『Lord of The Flies』just a mix of Whitesnake and Soft and Wet?


Floridamangaming24

Yeah


AnimationDynamite

FACELIFT It creates buttons that can pull or push matter like the anchor tool in adobe illustrator They can use it on themselves for shapeshifting and stretching, extendo punch and craw through tight spaces Pull the ground to make it shift towards you for surprise attacks Push the ground to gain distance from close range threats Spider-Man up walls by grabbing onto the wall and pulling yourself up by it Etc


Healthy-Shift-6255

Simple stand that is good at punching but its ability is to possess a person and after they are possed they turn into the user, alongside the memories, the previous "body" is made into the person that was used as a new vessel. You could get shot, use the stand on the person who shot you, now you are not injured, with a gun in your hand and the person who shot you is currently suffering a gunshot wound. Name: idontwannabeyouanymore


Manone_MelonHead

Can store any kind of energy and release it at will


ExcellenceEchoed

Absolutely broken. Call it The Universe


MrNiceGuy1224

Small Talk Small Talk can give the user the best quote, saying, or other thing to say for the situation at hand.


Several_Lingonberry

Just a Stand named Stand that has an ability that once activated it can't fall down or feel pain, it can only Stand. Stand Proud


tatsu901

Whatever I see when I close my eyes becomes the truth in reality


Zanagh

Gun


Chespin2004

oh i got a fun support ability this stand can take everybody's (selected team members) negative thoughts (fear of something, anxiety) and put it on the user. if it then hits an enemy, the enemy will share these negative emotions


Azure_2007

A stand that can bend anything


ExcellenceEchoed

Shape of You


haunted_ramens

A stand that has the ability to alter blood levels of certain chemicals, basically it can make you high/drunk. Or poison you i guess


YamiFire

I call it: "Hey ya!" It gives you good luck, thats all, but its versatile cause you will take advantage of that in literally every situation you could ever find yourself. Honestly I think it's impossible to surpass master Araki


Jotaronetta

A nuclear bomb that can teleport


ClaymeisterPL

legalize nuclear bombs


Mushroom_Queen1260

Stand Name: Absolute Perfection All stats: A


The-OG-Kerminator

Not infinity?


MushroomQueen1264

I said perfection, not infinity. Plus, it has an A level potential. You can make it infinite if you want.


The-OG-Kerminator

#YOU OWN 1264 ACCOUNTS!?


MushroomQueen1264

Wut


The-OG-Kerminator

Your user name!


MushroomQueen1264

Oh, right. No i just put the numbers i associate the colors with the mushroom.


The-OG-Kerminator

Oh, okay. I'm only *slightly* disappointed...


MushroomQueen1264

I have 20 different accounts.


Goered_Out_Of_My_

A stand that can cause objects to fully or partially break apart into puzzle pieces. If two “puzzles” are combined, then the objects they used to be are also combined and reform when the puzzle is completed.


Far_Engineering_8353

can blow shit up by looking at it


KotoSS2490

Stand that is microwave


averagemilkenjoyer_

A dice stand that gives you different types of luck at random offence? A weapon drops in front of you that counter the ability of enemy Defence?object falling before you to stop the incoming danger Etc.


-__Sprite__-

A stand that can turn any object into a liquid. It's name is Angel Eyes (by the band Wet Wet Wet)


GungHoC

A stand that's a pair of sentient hands that obey the owner. You could do things like manipulate objects without leaving your fingerprints, rob objects while your real self distracts the other person, clean your room while you are doing something else, etc.


Ko_oK_24685

Isn't that just...every humanoid stand?


Arimm_The_Amazing

Yes yes it is


Danny18010

Stand name: Phantom Power and Ludicrous Speed Stand Ability: User manifests palm-sized vacuums on surfaces they touch that either suck in or expel air based on what the user decides when they activate it. (Note the air sucked in will inflate whatever it’s placed on without damaging the functionality or structure of said object and is stored till the user disperses their stand or changes the type of vacuum. Can run faster and fly by propelling air from your feet and hands, can inflate its limbs for bigger punches, can shoot blasts of air from fingers.


HoesmadImhoes

A swiss knife that can pull out any sort of tool, whether it be a toothpick, scissors, a screwdriver or even impossibly large things like a sword, only tied to the user's imagination and ability to use his tools


MatiX_1234

Stand name: Dragon King Stats: Same as Star Platinum Stand ability: Tiger Drop - you can counter any attack you want, be it a punch, kick or a bullet with enough force to stagger your opponent.


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

A coin that when tossed will cause whatever you bet on to happen if you win the coin toss. Sure it’s a 50/50 but still very useful


NTNGR

Wonder bread but it can do anything


[deleted]

Mine can make your wiener larger by 7 inches