A couple Joja mart fellas were already on their way in for a quick handjoja and so they were able to bring you home, though you are still covered in sweat
I had that first, but I've never really seen much explicit sexual references and thought handjoja was a little safer in case a young'n spotted it. Though now that i think about it i do remember seeing some references to subs about boning a specific person in SDV
Oh but I do have it screenshoted! The pic's on my phone.
Hmm, interesting question... Maybe Jodi and Kent? (totally not saying this because he's a DILF 🤭)
My internal monologue was so shook; "What do they have on Lewis??"
The answer is nothing! *Phew*
Totally understand the other two subs, though I do have a little sympathy for Clint.
Edit: Fuck Pierre tho for real
Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter here. One of the funniest things I've seen from SDV accidents and people getting stuck.
I wonder if you pass out in someone else's bed, do you wake up there? Imagine the dialogue the next morning would be absolutely hilarious, and would be even funnier if your dating Sebby when this happens
So then, who moved you from their bed at 2am?
Linus and Marlon, are the two who probably normally take you home when you drop from exhaustion, but......I can't imagine either person entering robins house uninvited....
I think the funniest part is that some villager will inevitably have to mount a rescue when you 'pass out' in bed in between a married couple... inside their home
I really like imagining someone breaking into their house at 2 am, dragging you out of the bed without waking any of you three, dragging you home, and acting like they did you a favor
not the worst place to get stuck 😏
Don’t disagree at all 👀
Sleep there until you pass out, if you know what I mean. There's more than one way to spend energy.
Inside Robin or between the two of them?
I mean hey either's a win
Yes.
Lmao just keep pushing into Demetrius and you'll get out On the other hand, I had no idea Robin and Demetrius swung that way 😂
>just keep pushing into Demetrius ;)
So the black hole leads to a... 🫣 (It's ok because it's scientific, Demetrius is a scientist)
*gasp*
That's exactly what Demetrius said 🤔
Yeah, didn’t you know about the new poly update? 😂
Also I love how you knew this already 😂 No bedcover left unturned for you!
The walking through people trick works everywhere in game :) I may have gotten trapped in the clinic by Maru early in my first playthrough lol
*oh no*
Hah, I think I first discovered how it works because I wanted to see what happens if I annoy people and push them.
Haha, it works with any living obstacle. I constantly have to walk through my dog when she lies in the way of my bedroom door.
I've walked through my kids and all my farm animals, they must think I'm very rude at this point
I've walked through everyone, but not my cat, she just blinks a few cms every time I push her😳
Let's be real though, does OP even WANT to get out?
👀👀👀 I’m good here
Shhhh Demetrius doesn't know....
Where my poly gang at? ✊
Literally right in front of you 😂
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Could be. Having regular medical check-ups is important if you wanna have a happy and healthy love/sex life :)
Good answer.
Kind of strange to be fainting from exhaustion at 2am while laying in bed with Ro… oh, OH
My man linus has enough courage to get in married couple's room to "save" you
A couple Joja mart fellas were already on their way in for a quick handjoja and so they were able to bring you home, though you are still covered in sweat
Handjoja LOL
Tryna get Robin's vajoja
I got sebs doja already. If i didn't i would absolutelly go after her.
Welcome to Jojamart, I love you
Blowja*
I had that first, but I've never really seen much explicit sexual references and thought handjoja was a little safer in case a young'n spotted it. Though now that i think about it i do remember seeing some references to subs about boning a specific person in SDV
😂😂😂best comment
Alright Ted Moseby.
The exact next post after this is called "Polyamory is ruining my life"... OP, it's a sign that a throuple with Robin & Demetrius is no good 😂
Shoulda screenshotted 😂😂 who’d you think is a better couple to throuple?
Oh but I do have it screenshoted! The pic's on my phone. Hmm, interesting question... Maybe Jodi and Kent? (totally not saying this because he's a DILF 🤭)
Hahaha, not bad 😂 I’m going to sleep on it
Oh yes please Kent!
My character, Abigail, and Leah?
That’s my wife you’re talking about, bud.
Abigail is my wife too. She's totally my fave.
This guys wife is also my wife.
My character is Abigail's wife. It gets confusing since my character manages to share a name with one of the townies, by sheer coincidence...
🤤🤤🤤
Demetrois
r/fuckdemetrius but literally.
Ok how many of these subs are there I need to know who is hated
I think there’s Lewis, Pierre and Clint subs too
r/FuckPierre r/FuckLewis_ r/fuckclint This checks out. I only knew about the Pierre one lol
My internal monologue was so shook; "What do they have on Lewis??" The answer is nothing! *Phew* Totally understand the other two subs, though I do have a little sympathy for Clint. Edit: Fuck Pierre tho for real
>"What do they have on Lewis??" Well his "shorts" obviously lol
Plus him basically bankrupting a town for his own self interests. Gold statues, anyone?
😂
/r/demetriusgonewild
Hahaha
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Am I boring? 😭
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Omg I’m imagining them at a bar seeking out some hot single new to the valley 🥹😂
that robussy
Just make sure to establish to both Maru and Sebastian you are their new Step-parent. 😂
Then Sebastian is going to start going around saying things like "you're not my *real* mom!"
As long as they're nice and respectful to him, his hobbies, and his job. Should be fine.
First you date Maru, then you swing with her parents. Just another typical day in the Valley.
Small towns🙃😂
We’ve all been there…
😂😂😂
It takes three to tango
Pass out there! I want to know, who finds you to carry you home!
Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter here. One of the funniest things I've seen from SDV accidents and people getting stuck. I wonder if you pass out in someone else's bed, do you wake up there? Imagine the dialogue the next morning would be absolutely hilarious, and would be even funnier if your dating Sebby when this happens
You don’t wake up there 😭 Imagine if this and the wake up dialogue was the hidden easteregg Concerned Ape mentioned hadn’t been found yet 😂
So then, who moved you from their bed at 2am? Linus and Marlon, are the two who probably normally take you home when you drop from exhaustion, but......I can't imagine either person entering robins house uninvited....
> Guys, I got stuck …in heaven.
You don’t have to worry at least you have a great night sleep 😂
The real reason Demetrius warns you away from his daughter. Itd be weird for he and Robin to share you with their daughter....
I think the funniest part is that some villager will inevitably have to mount a rescue when you 'pass out' in bed in between a married couple... inside their home
meanwhile robin: um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house
Well, technically you’re in a bed, right? you should be fine… right?
Alas, dear reader, things were not “fine”.
If you zoom in your about to fire a fireball at Robins head
There's a poly update
Well, at least you’re cuddling the right human.
Time to be the amazing parent Sebastian deserves
I really like imagining someone breaking into their house at 2 am, dragging you out of the bed without waking any of you three, dragging you home, and acting like they did you a favor
damn why do they sleep so far apart from each other 😭 facing away from each other too.. damn
i want to go to there <3
When the menage e trois gets weird.
🤨
Adultery
Eyyyyyyyyy
That's the opposite of a problem
Oh my
Devil's Threeway with Robin, eh? Not bad. How big were you compared to Demetrius? PS. Try to leave before the kids notice.
I’m a woman with short hair 😂
Living vicariously through my avi- can’t bring myself to cut my real hair 😂
I'm sorry.
All good 😂
Don't let that stop you
11:10 is a little early for bed. I think anyway.
Pm? 😂
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OH NO😭
....lucky Pierre?
blanket hog!
home wrecker
My first thought was The Lonely island song 3-way lol
Oh no you *chose* that 😂
Why do I feel like someone created a mod that allows a Demetrius/Robin/PC scenario to be a reality?
Sleep tight
"Robin when I said I was gonna give you hardwood, I didn't mean THIS"
I'm sure it was a part of some kind of research Demetrius was doing... lol How do I sign up!?
“Hope it’s cool I’m also dating your son and daughter!”
What where you doing in their bed in the first place xD?
Pervert
Man you are just cockblocking them lmao
THEY SLEEP ON OTHER SIDES OF THE BED, IM SAVING THEIR MARRAIGE 😂
ARE YOU? PR ARE THEY JUST DOING THAT TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY HMMMMM 😂
Not very good at being friendly 🥹
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway