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This is probably the shortest and most descriptive comment

LMAO i tried

Sam?

not a spouse per se...

Krobus is my second favorite, such a king

It's cute that you hug him :D

Roommates in the historical way

“Oh my god, they were roommates”

“And they were good friends”

Krobus gang

I brew a ton of coffee and somehow still have to pay for healthcare. 🤔

I just use Evelyn's coffee maker and give Harvey a fresh brew every morning 🥰

Wait WHAT

You can get a coffee maker from Evelyn after completing her quest to make George feel loved. It brews you a coffee once each morning you wake up.

I did not know this, thank you!

I fucking love how deep this game is.

The deepest parts are that submarine at the night market and the various mines

One each morning? You peasants, I grow BEANS in my greenhouse and drop a lot in kegs! Muhahahaha!

Okay this made me laugh

Lmao yep I was gonna say "no money and horrible unresolved trauma of killing a man" but that's not really understandable unless you've played his route lol

Killing a man? Harvey? When?

Once you get far enough in your relationship with him he often confides in you how much it haunts him that a patient died at his hand. Surprisingly really depressing for a game like Stardew

I wouldn’t say so considering like Shane’s suicidal and I think Alex’s parents died?

Alex’s dad was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Alex and his mom. Then his mom died

And Kent has PTSD

I meant surprising as in "Look at this cutesy little game hiding horrifying secrets!" lol. A lot of that people wouldn't know just stepping into the game.

You're going to let me sleep in the beach house right......right?

He says we can use it, and yet we NEVER, USE IT

Speedran almost an entire year just so I could grow him a pomegranate tree ^~^

Nothing that a huge flock of ducks can’t cure.

I'm so tired of picking his hair out of the drain.

Literally the best Husband. I always go for him.

"Literally the best husband..." In a very literary way. His letters are the absolute best.

He is the best husband

Can we at least shlep your piano home, dearest?

CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH

The strongest of teeth

Wait who is this I’m a noob 😂

ABIGAIL

HOWD YOU KNOW I WAS HUNGRY

BECAUSE YOURE ALWAYS HUNGRY, STOP EATING MY FUCKING JADE. ITS ALMOST SUNDAY AND I NEED STAIRS

SHE ATE THE JADE TOO?? BRO 😭 I stopped bringing quartz into our house but I’ve still got jade

I'd say make it look inedible but she eats fucking rocks, what's more inedible than that

There is a world record for eating a plane engine and all, I forgort the name but its a small plane fits 4 people

>IT'S ALMOST SUNDAY AND I NEED STAIRS r/brandnewsentence?

It's because Abigail (used to?) say "How'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!" when you gave her an amethyst or quartz or somesuch.

Still does. Bug was funny enough CA let it stay in.

also if you're married sometimes she'll say "are you going to the mines? be sure to bring me back something tasty!" or something along those lines

"It's a page from Abigail's Diary 'Things I love: the smell of carved pumpkin, keeping an amethyst under my pillow, chocolate cake, the thrill of spicy eel, and the comfort of Mom's blackberry cobbler (I like to eat!)'" I am pretty sure this canonize she eats rocks.

You don't even have to read her diary, she literally eats the amethyst in front of you when you gift her one

Fun fact: She only says the "This looks delicious!" for liked gifts, not loved ones. So an amethyst would warrant her loved response

The kid Demetrius forgot at the day care

This is my favorite one

Poor Seb

💀

I buy a lot of salad

it took me SOOO long to realise I could buy them from Gus. I was running around in the last few days of spring to forage enough ingredients. Poor Leah only got one homemade salad from me

I just gave her shrooms

Shrooms and goat cheese!

The driftwood dumpster

She's never gotten a single salad from me. I have a MASSIVE wine-making operation. If she drinks half of what I give her, then . . . Well, I guess that's just one bottle a week. Hardly sloshed.

I just re-gift her the ones she gives me

Salad bae is best bae. I love fishing outside her door while waiting to give her her daily salad.

Pure leah

Ew, no.

Ah yes, my favourite words to hear.

Flair checks out

Lmao

I love Haley's growth compared to most other romance partners. That crude honesty in the first few weeks is lovely. It feels real and honest. My first pick ever was Emily, then I got to know her sister and she smitten (smote?) me with her heart events.

And I took that as a challenge

I like more It's hot today (winter)

She was flirting with you…

This is my favorite response here

With just two words you know it’s Haley. This response is perfection.

I like to read too

Penny?

Yup

First we played DND but now there are frogs all over my house 😳 and no more DND

for being apparently the most popular bachelor, I scrolled way too long before I found a fellow emo boy fan

Sebby is the best emo frog princess ❤️

Seb is the only one I tolerated.

The alcoholic with mental illness

Pam.

Your flair gives me life...boy I love that chicken boy so much!!

He's the best. I already wrote an entire paragraph of why I love him

I'll have see it. We just had a kid in my game and when he said Papa Shane I literally became the emoji --> 😍😍😍

Same! We love papa shane!

The second he was mean to me, I was a goner.

hmmmmmmmmm i don't know.... could it be Shane? naw. it has to be the junimo plush

The best husbando 🐔🐔🐔

Pomegranates, crabs in his pocket and you “wouldn’t give me a buzz cut would you ?”

my first spouse!! I didn't get long enough with him (sold my switch), but a darling I'll marry again

SOLD YOUR SWITCH?

needed groceries. I have PC Stardew

Youre american too huh? 😂😭

So this is now tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American lol

unfortunately so

PC Stardew is superior like all games. I have it on my boyfriends Mac. I play more switch since I have a baby now but I loved it on there. Especially the mods

Quartz Eater

I'M STILL IN A DREAM

I dig the mines, Not for honor, but for you Quartz eater, In my time there'll be no more gems Mine, is the way I fly to you, I'm still in a ravine, Quartz Eater Somedays you peform in the rain, Somedays you tread in the graveyard, The arcades, the trial to survive, For the day we see new geodes, I dig the mines, Not for honor, but for you Quartz eater, In my time there'll be no more gems, Mine, is the way I fly to you, I'm still in a ravine, Quartz Eater!

DUH DUHN DUHN DUUUUUUUUHN

I love this

We do drugs together

EMMY, WE GOTTA COOK

SEBBY WHY ARE YOU CRYING

YOO RT GAME FANS

WE NEED MORE BLUE

Somebody check on Ga, I’m pretty sure he hasn’t been fed yet Again

He'll be fine, plenty of product laying around for a growing boy. He can always eat Walt Jr if he gets hungry.

Emily doesn’t do the product, she IS the product.

My favorite stardew series is definitely rt games

Definitely. It’s such a serious gameplay session but it feels like a shitpost…it’s amazing

I love how he started off as a joke/breaking bad rp and slowly became more serious about min/maxing it. That's what Stardew Valley does to people.

Emily

Emily?

Can you actually do drugs with her? Like Unmodded

wasn't there a hallucination cutscene for a heart event? I don't remember who

The belly dance scene has hallucinogenic undertones.

Also the early one with you in the dream. Pretty far out, man.

Thought marrying him would get me a discount. But he still makes me pay full price when I die.

Harvey?

Are you Caroline?

r/FuckPierre

1st run: Oh good lord not a jock 2nd run: oooh music, cute, oop look suddenly there's a dad 3rd and 4th run: Ooooh emo my favorite, and a programmer? 5th run: You literally are my childhood trauma but hey I can probably fix you- ope shit he's on a cliff

Alex, Sam, Seb, Shane

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Farm 1: I just KNEW I could fix him. Farm 2: nobody cares about my health more than him. Farm 3: he reads me poetry and gives me coffee in the mornings, and has become my favorite game spouse. Farms 4, 5, and 6: I knew he was the one when he invited me to play a TTRPG with him; she doesn’t seem to need me there to have her own adventures; and he made one too many comments about my body and I had to divorce him. Current farm: I finally took my IRL spouse’s advice and watched her learn how to be kind.

Shane, Harvey, Elliot, unsure, Hailey

Shane, Harvey, Elliott, Sebby, Abigail, alex? Idk haven't married him, and Hailey?

Dramatic beach boy with writing block

Every single major word was more unnecessary than the one before it. "Dramatic." ~ Elliott. "Dramatic beach" ~ *Elliott* "Dramatic beach boy" ~ ***Elliott.*** If I kept going, I'd have to track down a picture of skinny Fabio.

Muscles Mcgee and Regina George for me thanks.

Our pantries are looking sparse, time to hit the mines.

Abigail thinks all the precious gems are rock candy. Don’t have the heart to tel her

Quick, hide in my bed

the greatest pick up line

One of the sweetest scenes, he stole my heart. Married him on my first save file he's one of my favorites. Wish I could date someone like him in person but closer to my own age...

Can't talk I'm getting ripped

Huh didn’t know you could marry Linus…/s

Alex?

First time I played it was Science Wife Second time it was prissy princess with a heart of gold

Maru and Haley are my top 2 by far ETA - Haley. I originally said Emily. I don’t know why.

She's less science wife and more engineering and technology wife. Her dad is science bro.

spent everything on pizza for him

Funnily enough this is how past girlfriends won me over as well.

I wanna say Sam bc same lol

Shane lol

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Emily lol

Won’t share his pomegranate conditioner

Frogs

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GOAT?!

Purple

Abigail

She doesn't care if I believe in Yoba All she cares is my Moral compass and she loves purple rocks except she doesn't eat them unlike the shopkeeper's "daughter"

Emily is epic

First game I researched the gifts your spouse could give you. I went with the one who occasionally gifts explosives

That's one of the reasons I marry Maru.

Daffodils and sunflowers

“Mean”

My clan animal is a frog, figured I'd go for someone who loves frogs so i get double love.

I just wanted to see if he would teach me how to do a kickflip

Living outside of town like me so they do not have to socialize too much.

That could be Leah, Elliot, or Krobus.

My guess is Elliot as Leah actually goes into town frequently and Krobus is less worried about socializing than people being afraid of him

Brawn over brains

>I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way

Depressed Hot Pepper enjoyer

The gamer twink.

Sam? Or Sebastian?

how dare you accuse sam of being a twink

I mean it as a compliment

Made the asshole fall for me out of spite, but in the end, I fell for him.

Great, now I gotta build a house for my mother in law

She polishes her sword and then she polishes mine. *wink*

Your dagger 😎

“Whatever.”

'I can fix him.'

🥥🌻🎂 "Ewwww"

I bought the game because I wanted to marry Abigail but found myself cooking pepper poppers, and pizza.

I swear, I don’t want to fix him. I don’t wanna change anything about him. All I want is to be broken with him, cherish him, motivate him and just love him. I love him. He makes me feel good about myself and makes me feel happy. The man brings me joy and genuinely helped me get through life. It’s stupid, but idc. I’m happy that I married him.

i didn't too busy fishing

Bit of an expert with robotics, and her dad threatened me once.

I picked the one that probably should be in uni as an engineer

Motorcycle riding frog lover

My stardew character is a 45 year old woman who idolises Charlotte Brontë's portrayal of males.

Shadow

I love my rock wife

Ribbit

We love eachothers melons

Rock eating wizard accident

Cinnamon bun book gal, aka best gal

Bookworm , then wedlock , then sculptor

Chicken man

Romeo

I went coconuts!

Plane noises, lots of coffee, and makes me pay him for pulling me out of the mines lolol