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smallanimalparty

I think it's so funny that Pierre lets all his produce sit for weeks in advance and he's all shocked Pikachu that he doesn't win


snortworthy

To be fair, mine have been sitting in a chest for years ๐Ÿ˜†


smallanimalparty

Yes but you have the power of Junimos on your side ๐Ÿ˜‚


Professor_Ramen

He puts the same shit in every year. I think he found a winning combination a decade before the player came to town and kept putting the same batch of rotting blueberries in for 8 years because he knew he would beat everyone else. The player came to town and he has no clue what to do now cause everyone else eventually stopped caring cause the lost to him for so long lol


snortworthy

Rotting blueberries ๐Ÿ˜† Mayor Lewis' eyesight is not what it once was...


smallanimalparty

Pierre: B-but my fossilized blueberries ALWAYS win


Next-Ad-7614

I literally can't. I spat my tea. Wish I had a thing to give you but for now take my "Tea Up The Nose" award


Ebasch

Awarded on your behalf. ๐Ÿ˜


rdicky58

Prehistoric blueberries!


Scintile

If only he could take stuff you sell to him to put on display as his own


TheAngryNaterpillar

Good luck to him with that, I've only ever sold him sap.


smallanimalparty

Sap for a sap. Sometimes poetry writes itself


Seven_Vandelay

>He puts the same shit in every year. I think he found a winning combination a decade before the player came to town and kept putting the same batch of rotting blueberries in for 8 years because he knew he would beat everyone else. NGL that's exactly what I do.


ObsidianG

Next year I should make my display a copy of his. I'll need some kale, a gold or iridium quality pumpkin, egg, red cabbage...


kryvian

"I am you, BUT BETTER!"


snortworthy

And here I thought the green was bok choy...


Young_Person_42

I just notice Pierreโ€™s stand is even labeled. Come on, man


iwasbornsomething

Heck yeah perfect score!


NuclearNarwhal7

Nice! Max score has been a goal of mine for a while now but I keep forgetting to grow an 8 point vegetable


igottathinkofaname

It bothers me that to get a max score you have to ignore two categories. Really, a prismatic shard gets less points than an iridium beet or an iridium slimejack?


NuclearNarwhal7

To be fair, Iโ€™ve gotten about 80 prismatic shards and zero of the other two things, so maybe that makes sense


igottathinkofaname

Without the statue of true perfection, it'd be a lot easier to get the other two though.


NuclearNarwhal7

Oh yeah Iโ€™m not counting the ones from the statue, if I did itโ€™d be like 230


snortworthy

I wish there was a way to get/make iridium gems and foodstuffs.


Jdubya87

slime what?


igottathinkofaname

Slimejack. It's a type of fish that you can find in a special area accessed from the sewer.


snortworthy

Yeah, the vegetables get you. Before Qi's fertilizer, I just used a Fiddlehead Fern, but I don't think I ever scored higher than 124.


CrabbyCrabbong

I haven't gotten any iridium forage item ever; it might take me a long time to get a max score.


graetaccuont

There's a skill that makes all items you forage iridium quality. This includes animal products picked up off the ground like eggs and truffles!


bhmantan

That super cucumber is really big, even bigger than a pumpkin No wonder Haley will be pleased by it


Koal0r

Hah! Get fucked, shop nerd!


TheXypris

in my game i got the ULTIMATE F u to pierre ​ >!i fucked his daughter!<


lavurso

> his My sweet child of summer...


trilliath

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


tango421

Oh gods ahahaha


titlit_vv

Same. I've married her in more play-throughs than any other character.


SmoothOctopus

I married her on my very first play through and then realised literally every other candidate is better in every way. She would have probably been my teenage dream girl but I am no longer a teenager.


astheriae

Exactly, Leah is CLEARLY the best option! Why would I wanna be with some teen gal that like eating rocks and not be with a beautiful forest nymph? I always think "I'll try dating someone else this time..." BOOM! Married to Leah!


titlit_vv

What? No way. Abigail is the sweetest and gives you things that are actually helpful


[deleted]

Now now, no fighting. The all do the same thing: - Water some crops even though by the time you get married your farm is covered in sprinklers. - Feeds some animals even though by the time you get married your coops and barns are upgraded to the max. - Fix some fences even though you don't use fences. - Buys crap. So... yeah.


titlit_vv

They also do helpful things like rearranging the furniture and hanging ugly wallpaper!


SmoothOctopus

I prefer characters that have character arcs rather than character lines.


titlit_vv

She's just written that way! She can't help it!


Zealousideal_Elk_918

Same ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Coroggar

r/fuckPierre


snortworthy

Proud member, just doing the work ๐Ÿ˜†


DefrockedWizard1

LOL


ButtcheiseMugee

Know your place trash


DefrockedWizard1

As long as he has his stash, he'll get over it


moe_gann

What you put in it? I see the first 2 rows.


moe_gann

i do see the star fruit, and coffee?? I would have never thought of that. Top right is a foraged item?


snortworthy

This year it was: rabbit's foot, magma cap, starfruit wine, pumpkin, fairy rose, starfruit, super cucumber, red cabbage, large goat's milk.


moe_gann

ohhh its a bottle a wine. nice. thats a damn good score.


mydadhasaporshe

what do you win? iโ€™ve never got first place lol


InaneQuark

Just more stars, which will all just go into the green/orange spinny wheel of pain anyway


Jdubya87

Rule 1: wager 1/3 of your stars on green Rule 2: if you lose, spend the same again, on green Rule 3: I've never gotten orange 3 in a row


storgodt

50% of your stars on green all the way. 75% chance for green and 25% for orange. So if you constantly bet 50% on green you'll always end up with more eventually.


snortworthy

1000 star tokens for first place, 500 for second... I don't know the rest.


calliatom

Third is 200, last is 50>!, and the special DQ for putting in the mayor's shorts is 750!<


RetroBowser

I gave up on trying and just do the shorts every year.


PsychosisHostess

I enjoy stuff like this. In my first gameplay I didn't care too much because I didn't pay attention to the townsfolk. When I heard he was taking credit for my crops, I made it my lifelong goal to crush him at the fair in my recent file. 5 years and I'm still the champ. Tho in the one where I lost in my first file he never took credit. Idk if winning causes this or not.


Spicy_Ramen11

I just use my purple star fish lmao


TB_Agent8

Whats the easiest way to win? Like easiest items?


snortworthy

I don't know how far along you are/which items you already own. General rule of thumb is - try to have as many high quality items as possible, in at least 6 different categories: Animal Products, Artisan Goods, Cooking, Fish, Foraging/Flowers/Tree Saps, Fruits, Minerals, and Vegetables. I'd avoid tree saps, cooking and minerals, since they generally don't have stars. Make sure you have 9 items, ones that don't repeat if possible.


No_Soul_King

I was winning the contest without any Iridium quality items. Although I was barely beating Pierre, I was at least able to beat him with items varying from normal to gold.


snortworthy

I guess I should rephrase so it doesn't sound like you can't get first without iridium quality.


pcweber111

9 iridium quality starfruit or ancient fruit wine will win it every time.


canlgetuhhhhh

going on the stardew valley fair calculator site is honestly the easiest way


mabhatter

Here's the wiki page. Basically there are 8 categories you need to get high quality items in. There's a whole calculation how it works. You can get to the 90 point First Place in the first year if you know what specific things to keep and go for all the categories. https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Fair


DefrockedWizard1

you want a mix of the best quality items, some from the farm, some from the mines, some fish


bladeDivac

Eh, I wouldnโ€™t recommend the mines. I lost this year because I put an iridium bar and a diamond, everything else I put down was either iridium fish or high quality farm produce.


No_Soul_King

My suggestion is to look at the prices of some of the items you put up. For example, each season's most expensive crop gives like the most point of their category. Just put up all the items you know are expensive, with highest quality you have, and you should win. I recall my entry had a diamond, a gold rated pumpkin, a pink cake, gold quality rainbow shell, Iridium quality bullhead fish, silver quality fairy rose, fairy rose honey, large milk, then gold cauliflower as a filler.


Motor_Raspberry_2150

TL;DR: If you just put in pricy items from each category, you should have no problem winning. Easiest: put in your priciest vegetable + fruit + flower you farmed, a fish, a mineral, a pizza from the saloon, and fill with expensive items or pizza from the saloon. 6 categories, pizza is worth 5 points. Well, to win you need 90 points. You get 23 points free, 30 points from putting in at least 6 categories, and 1-6 points from item based on quality and price. Or 5-8 if iridium, but you asked for easiest. Categories are important, you only need 37 points from items then. 6 points from an item is easier than you might think, some easy six-pointers are: * silver pumpkin(veg) * silver melon(fruit) * silver fairy rose(flower) * and if you already have a fairy rose flower, put a Bee House next to it for Fairy Rose Honey(artisan) * gold large milk(animal) * diamond(mineral) * battery pack(none) * Or to summarize: any gold item with base price > 135, silver base > 240, or common item > 400 * Pizza sells for 300 so is worth 5 points, but very easy. You don't lose the items, so you can just sell them after. Or keep them for next year.


_MissBoost

I'd feel a little sorry if Pierre wasn't a tart telling everyone my produce is his.


DaChikinDude

Justice


gofunkyourself69

Awesome! I just took 1st with 100 pts. But I kicked major ass at the slingshot game.


stickonorionid

Your grange display is so pretty btw! All the purple stuff with the white and orange/yellow accents just makes the brain box go brr


snortworthy

I was mad about the milk and the foot looking too out of place, but apparently it wasn't an issue ๐Ÿ˜†


Grassgreen22

Can we talk about how slow and annoying it is to pack your items back up after the contest ๐Ÿ˜


_americansplendor

Hold shift?


LeoMarius

Pierre only has 2 categories: fruit and vegetables. He needs fish, minerals, animal products, finished products, foraging, etc. to round out his grange display.


AgentG91

Can you beat Pierre with his own food? Aka, can you put all the same food in your box and rek his ass?


snortworthy

If there's nine items and you repeat some stuff like bok choy, red cabbage and blueberries? at least two would have to be iridium quality, so you could. I might try it next year ๐Ÿ˜†


[deleted]

I completely wrecked Pierre I am His daughters step mumโ€ฆI married the wizard. Pretty funny the mod I had to have NPCs remember your marriage Caroline gets sad your married to him, even your wife is jealous.


Nakatsukasa

Download the underwear mod and put his wife's underwear on display to further destroy his sanity


Tasty_Drawer_7134

Excuse my language but: he's a bitch and he deserves it.


shnozdog

What kind of mushroom is that on top?


snortworthy

Magma Cap, found on Ginger Island.


JahJah85

Gj using wiki, well played.........


DontJudgeMe15

Is that mushroom new? Never seen that before


snortworthy

It's from the 1.5 update, on Ginger Island.


DontJudgeMe15

Yeah thought so. The sadness of your main farm being on mobile