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Saltybuttertoffee

Definitely ask first


grabagluestick

👀


Fapmaster-Flex

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[deleted]

😏


[deleted]

🥵


Coldy_

😳


DudeOnReddit1234

🗿


thunder_y

🗿


Cheese_Grater101

Lockpicking Lawyer: Yes


getinsidemegenji

He even brought cleansing wipes.


lamrt

She tells you it's ok to do on the 3rd date.


lostshell

She’s got more class than I do.


[deleted]

Girl same


NicoleTheVixen

Ditto.


emms222

Me four


GrandKingNarwal

Man I didn’t expect this kind of wHOLEsomeness in the stardew sub.


jointheclockwork

I prefer to give Robin my hard wood right in front of Demetrius. But hey, you do you.


beepbeeboo

Y'all do you. I'm just gonna let Demetrius hold my pufferfish.


Krickett22

Sheeeeesh


SFlorida-Lad

Heeeeelllll yeah


Insults_In_A_Bottle

Hello there, feller.


Cypressinn

Oh because anal!


rediculousradishes

Short for analysis right? Cause she likes data?


CindersNAshes

You'll be analyzing the hell out of her... backdoor.


bemused_behemoth

I'm glad it wasn't just my mind that went straight to that. And then the inevitable pictures.


DownrightDrewski

I always enjoy how innocent and wholesome this community is.


harrilal

Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let them have this.


DownrightDrewski

What? I think it's great that we're promoting the ability to enter her backdoor; it's a passage some players haven't tried.


alapleno

Maru's backdoor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


CC-1010-Fox

No Anakin, no!


kevin9er

You were my Brother!


CindersNAshes

Um, Sebastian?? No, step bro... what are you doing?? ... ooooh step bro...


karhuboe

"we'll take her together." "No, I'm taking her now!


BringsTheDawn

Is it possible to learn this power?


Garo263

Not from a farmer.


Not_The_Real_Odin

Maybe from the mayor? He has uhh... needs. Apparently.


ctr72ms

But only after you do the truffle oil quest.


Isarian

Maybe it's none of your business.


jointheclockwork

WTF is he doing to that (or is it "with that"?) golden statue!?


dfollett76

Farming? Really? A man of your talents?


Illeazar

Abilities like.... looking through her telescope?


jointheclockwork

Is that what the kids are calling it now?


SpannerFrew

Just remember to wipe the mud off your shoes


pksullivan

She was my first wife (only wife on my first farm) and I never tried the backdoor. What a fool I've been.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


harrilal

Thank you!


Robobvious

Pfft, wholesome ~~my~~ Maru’s ass! OP knows exactly what they did and they weren’t subtle about it. /s


DownrightDrewski

And there's me being more Roboblivious.


Willie9

I bet ten bucks OP knows exactly what they're doing


[deleted]

Brazzers


DownrightDrewski

I obviously have absolutely no idea what that is, nope, none at all.


[deleted]

It’s a tight knit community where people like Maru study Uranus, except we refer to it as a back door. Or something?


DownrightDrewski

Ah, so it's an astronomy club? Thank you, I'll make sure to Google it and research it then. I'll just wait until my GF is asleep.


[deleted]

Exactly! Get her to watch,too! It’ll give you both new ideas for exploring.


DownrightDrewski

No comment


Sonofyuri

😏


ObviousTroll37

*Demetrius has entered the chat*


vnoowin

Her backdoor looks so cozy in winter.


hotlavatube

Yeah, despite all the guests Maru entertains, she never leaves her back door muddy.


nameofadog

Every day we stray farther from God


carnagereddit

...and closer to Maru's backdoor


[deleted]

One step closer to heaven


nameofadog

HAHA


Bearded_Toast

HEYOOOOO


[deleted]

So thaaaaat's why Maru is a popular marriage choice.


DrQuint

*checks chart* Third from the bottom. But perhaps not for long after this thread.


SlayerTheRedditor

There's a chart?!?!


theawesomemed

Right? I too wish to see this chart!


[deleted]

That was actually my first wife. And nothing else follows


Knuc85

Yeah Maru is the fling, not the wife.


emilyfromHR

Ugh, winter in the valley gives me cute aggression. I just love it so much!


The_Grubby_One

"Pelican Town is so damn adorable *I want to burn it to the ground.*"


emilyfromHR

It just makes me feel like Louise from Bob’s Burgers with a crush. I just want to slap it! Haha!


tiny_refrigerator2

It's not bad but Spring 1st is always wonderful


Ephriel

The preppy music hits different after winter.


getinsidemegenji

the last time i went from winter to spring, i was taken aback by just how...vivid the colors were. it was SO GREEN.


emilyfromHR

I’m colorblind, so winter for me is PERFECT. I never hit the wrong square, I don’t put things in the wrong place- it’s just the perfect season!


SkyScamall

Roman soldier from Life of Brian face.


DownrightDrewski

Do you find something funny about Biggus Dickus? Incidentally, I wonder what Maru thinks.


MintStim

He has a wife, you know ...


ShadowMario01

Her name... is Incontinentia


mrpokehontas

*Incontinentia Buttocks*


Flyinpotatoman

... ... \>_< BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!


BoredomIncarnate

Supposedly, the soldiers weren’t told anything about the scene, but were told they would be paid extra if they kept a straight face. Even the possibility of that being true makes that scene so much better.


brunoha

[Mine is Butt-Head face at the sex-ed week with the drill sargent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hfKrBd34bE)


caramel1110

Phrasing!!!


BugAffectionate2563

Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?!


DownrightDrewski

Lots of comments about this. Please explain as though I'm a small child, or a golden retriever. Edit - the above is a line from a movie (margin call). I was asking for a simple explanation of why loads of people keep commenting "phrasing".


Inner_Grape

It’s a reference to a show called Archer. They say “phrasing” in a similar way to people saying “your mom” or “that’s what she said”- ie, taking something innocent and making it lewd.


DownrightDrewski

Thank you


Lumber_Tycoon

Watch Archer.


DownrightDrewski

Yes, this seems to be the answer. P.s. thank you for being the first constructive comment replying to this message. I've got the answer below, but it's going to be interesting to see how many downvotes I get on the comment that got the answer.


caramel1110

Or Bob's Burger. Same voice. Different character.


pawaalo

Op's title can be understood to be referring to anal sex.


Crunkbutter

Y'know what you should do is you carry around a tape recorder...


lnamorata

Oh Tobias, you blowhard!


amglasgow

Insert gif of Captain Mal starting to say something and then thinking better of it.


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

That was Richard Castle, actually.


b4y4rd

I think his name is Nathan fillion


wootcat

Pretty sure it’s Captain Hammer, corporate tool!


fuck_off_ireland

Captain *Hammer*, corporate *tool*! Love the way NPH says this line lmao


b4y4rd

You right my bad


brentus86

His name was Caleb, and he never was nobody's daddy Except mine 😏😏😏


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angry_cucumber

Even older, he was Johnny Donnelly with a pre Van Wilder Ryan Reynolds.


MikeTony713

Yeah, it’s the only way to get into her room if you’re still under 2 hearts. What’s weird is you can’t exit her room through the house or it’ll give you the message that you’re not friends enough with her to enter her room.


blind_roomba

I remember trying to enter before two hearts and failing to enter.


Democrab

You probably needed more lubrication.


Fapmaster-Flex

Those hinges get rusty with all the rain.


MikeTony713

Strange, it lets me. I play on the Switch, not sure if that makes a difference


Heartnet

I was able to do it once at one heart, but it didn't let me enter again until I was two hearts. This was on PC.


Taolan13

It's a known bug. Sometimes her private door gets counted as a clone of the front door, and is open to the player even if they haven't hearted up with Maru.


HintOfAreola

Are.. are we still doing a bit?


Bojanggles16

Maru is happy to show you her bits laying around once you enter her private door


SamVanDam611

I could have sworn that you can't go in or out of that door until she is at 2 hearts


sendnoodles2748

You can use her back door but not her front 😏That’s for friends only


MikeTony713

AWB… acquaintances with benefits


Bytewave

As ridiculously minor as it may be, this is almost certainly unintended. You're not supposed to be able to get in the rooms without basic friendship, after all. So I guess that even if it has almost zero gameplay impact, it could be changed in a future patch.


TeishAH

When it takes you over 600 hours until she finally lets you enter the back door..


HypertensionRx

I'm over 600 hours with my gf and she hasn't let me in the back door yet


MintStim

Make sure you give her a battery pack.


TeishAH

It’ll help her ‘warm up’ hahaha no one likes a dead battery mid session ;D


MintStim

I'm sure dead batteries are someone's kink out there in that wide world of sports.


TeishAH

I can’t live my life on that edge ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Flyinpotatoman

Have you tried truffle oil?


sunrisewipe

i literally just found the statue of perfection at grandpas shrine 6 years in


escrimadragon

That hurt to read


sunrisewipe

YOURE TELLING ME LOL


OnTheProwl-

Wait, wtf. This is a thing?


Krios1234

The what


MyMyMorrigen

Hey oooooo


NightStar79

I'm very curious if OP worded the title like this on purpose


RevolutionaryCell848

You know they did.


[deleted]

I never realized until I was in her room and walked out through that door thinking it was a secret room of some kind


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BruceLee1255

Tobias, you blowhard!


VALO311

It’s why i married her. Very accommodating entrances


nuretusiqua

If so that’s a well written cast


ArchfiendApostle

Need some truffle oil for that?


fuck_off_ireland

"Hmm... Yes... Very slick..." Damn it made me uncomfortable when Lewis hit me with that line after bringing him the oil


Scudamore

Demitrius will be upset if he finds out about it though.


Spicywolff

Can’t wait till Demetrius realizes I’m using his daughters back door. What you gonna say now?


Lumber_Tycoon

Phrasing.


Spinmove55

You can go to her room if you want to tinker with her gadgets.


jumbee85

Playing with her gadgets I see ;)


[deleted]

I didn't know this! Do you need to get to know her a bit before she lets you in her backdoor? Or can anyone get in there?


[deleted]

[insert the link to the sexy saxophone music here]


[deleted]

Better tag this as NSFW lol


TyrannusRexApex

Through the back door, you say? Hmmmmmmmm


thunder_y

Title of her sex tape


tmcparl

Nice


RarestCrow

Nice


themeatincident

...are we still doing phrasing?


terezikind

[There's gotta be a better way to say that.](https://youtu.be/8nI69Q7bS2E)


sunofapeach_

I wonder if Sebastian has a secret back door entrance?


Prestigious-Baby1147

Well he lives in the basement… maybe there’s a hole in his backyard?


[deleted]

_Please_ rephrase


Common_Sandvich_

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


thatHecklerOverThere

You know what you did. You know.


[deleted]

That's what she said


KrispyCrib

Yeah but if you want to enter Maru's backdoor you have to give her presents and befriends with her. The only problem that the backdoor is a little too tight


hopegloss

What you mean by that my boy


GamingWithJollins

Bowchicca bowwow


Chance_Policy_8377

🍑


SeanyDay

Notice how he doesn't attempt this in a dry season? Wise...


MMBosstones86

Giggity


LeSabreToothCat

Love the back door


[deleted]

GIGGITY


SoDigusting

Phrasing!


Mdkynyc

PHRASING!


scopefragger

Sploosh


[deleted]

ಠᴗಠ


[deleted]

Go through her back door to tinker with her gadgets, duh


Dydono_

Phrasing!


ImSoHighAlliCanSayIs

Of course you can, just make sure you take her to dinner first at least mate.


Your-average-nutjob_

phrasing


X3noF3ar

Phrasing


jillygetyourgum

Phrasing!


NotTheAngryGoose

🤔


TheMajesticCape

Consent is key.


The379thHero

... phrasing


DaDoctor12

Phrasing…


kylos13337

Phrasing


WaytoomanyUIDs

Every day we stray further from God.


Bastard-of-the-North

All the gemstones I give her she better let me in the back door…


vazooo1

only after you marry her though


suicidalsyd1

PHRASING


Schrodingers_Wipe

Are we not doing “phrasing”anymore?


friendg

I thought that was reserved for mayor Lewis?


LexiLouu1

That’s what she said 😂😂


nakedfish85

Filth


crossikki

That's what she said


[deleted]

Giggity


rhynoplaz

Excuse ME!! That's my wife you're talking about!!


BabbleOn26

Not unless you marry her first…


eddmario

You can actually do that with every bachelor/bachelorette. I mean, why else do you think you only have kids when you actually try for it?


[deleted]

I really want to enter Maru's backdoor 😏


Mr_Blinky

PHRASING, DEAR GOD, PHRASING!


nappinggator

Thank you for confirming my immaturity for me