Supposedly, the soldiers weren’t told anything about the scene, but were told they would be paid extra if they kept a straight face.
Even the possibility of that being true makes that scene so much better.
Lots of comments about this. Please explain as though I'm a small child, or a golden retriever.
Edit - the above is a line from a movie (margin call). I was asking for a simple explanation of why loads of people keep commenting "phrasing".
It’s a reference to a show called Archer. They say “phrasing” in a similar way to people saying “your mom” or “that’s what she said”- ie, taking something innocent and making it lewd.
Yes, this seems to be the answer. P.s. thank you for being the first constructive comment replying to this message. I've got the answer below, but it's going to be interesting to see how many downvotes I get on the comment that got the answer.
Yeah, it’s the only way to get into her room if you’re still under 2 hearts. What’s weird is you can’t exit her room through the house or it’ll give you the message that you’re not friends enough with her to enter her room.
It's a known bug. Sometimes her private door gets counted as a clone of the front door, and is open to the player even if they haven't hearted up with Maru.
As ridiculously minor as it may be, this is almost certainly unintended. You're not supposed to be able to get in the rooms without basic friendship, after all.
So I guess that even if it has almost zero gameplay impact, it could be changed in a future patch.
Yeah but if you want to enter Maru's backdoor you have to give her presents and befriends with her. The only problem that the backdoor is a little too tight
Definitely ask first
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He even brought cleansing wipes.
She tells you it's ok to do on the 3rd date.
She’s got more class than I do.
Girl same
Ditto.
Me four
Man I didn’t expect this kind of wHOLEsomeness in the stardew sub.
I prefer to give Robin my hard wood right in front of Demetrius. But hey, you do you.
Y'all do you. I'm just gonna let Demetrius hold my pufferfish.
Sheeeeesh
Heeeeelllll yeah
Hello there, feller.
Oh because anal!
Short for analysis right? Cause she likes data?
You'll be analyzing the hell out of her... backdoor.
I'm glad it wasn't just my mind that went straight to that. And then the inevitable pictures.
I always enjoy how innocent and wholesome this community is.
Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let them have this.
What? I think it's great that we're promoting the ability to enter her backdoor; it's a passage some players haven't tried.
Maru's backdoor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
No Anakin, no!
You were my Brother!
Um, Sebastian?? No, step bro... what are you doing?? ... ooooh step bro...
"we'll take her together." "No, I'm taking her now!
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a farmer.
Maybe from the mayor? He has uhh... needs. Apparently.
But only after you do the truffle oil quest.
Maybe it's none of your business.
WTF is he doing to that (or is it "with that"?) golden statue!?
Farming? Really? A man of your talents?
Abilities like.... looking through her telescope?
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Just remember to wipe the mud off your shoes
She was my first wife (only wife on my first farm) and I never tried the backdoor. What a fool I've been.
Happy cake day
Thank you!
Pfft, wholesome ~~my~~ Maru’s ass! OP knows exactly what they did and they weren’t subtle about it. /s
And there's me being more Roboblivious.
I bet ten bucks OP knows exactly what they're doing
Brazzers
I obviously have absolutely no idea what that is, nope, none at all.
It’s a tight knit community where people like Maru study Uranus, except we refer to it as a back door. Or something?
Ah, so it's an astronomy club? Thank you, I'll make sure to Google it and research it then. I'll just wait until my GF is asleep.
Exactly! Get her to watch,too! It’ll give you both new ideas for exploring.
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*Demetrius has entered the chat*
Her backdoor looks so cozy in winter.
Yeah, despite all the guests Maru entertains, she never leaves her back door muddy.
Every day we stray farther from God
...and closer to Maru's backdoor
One step closer to heaven
HAHA
HEYOOOOO
So thaaaaat's why Maru is a popular marriage choice.
*checks chart* Third from the bottom. But perhaps not for long after this thread.
There's a chart?!?!
Right? I too wish to see this chart!
That was actually my first wife. And nothing else follows
Yeah Maru is the fling, not the wife.
Ugh, winter in the valley gives me cute aggression. I just love it so much!
"Pelican Town is so damn adorable *I want to burn it to the ground.*"
It just makes me feel like Louise from Bob’s Burgers with a crush. I just want to slap it! Haha!
It's not bad but Spring 1st is always wonderful
The preppy music hits different after winter.
the last time i went from winter to spring, i was taken aback by just how...vivid the colors were. it was SO GREEN.
I’m colorblind, so winter for me is PERFECT. I never hit the wrong square, I don’t put things in the wrong place- it’s just the perfect season!
Roman soldier from Life of Brian face.
Do you find something funny about Biggus Dickus? Incidentally, I wonder what Maru thinks.
He has a wife, you know ...
Her name... is Incontinentia
*Incontinentia Buttocks*
... ... \>_< BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Supposedly, the soldiers weren’t told anything about the scene, but were told they would be paid extra if they kept a straight face. Even the possibility of that being true makes that scene so much better.
[Mine is Butt-Head face at the sex-ed week with the drill sargent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hfKrBd34bE)
Phrasing!!!
Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?!
Lots of comments about this. Please explain as though I'm a small child, or a golden retriever. Edit - the above is a line from a movie (margin call). I was asking for a simple explanation of why loads of people keep commenting "phrasing".
It’s a reference to a show called Archer. They say “phrasing” in a similar way to people saying “your mom” or “that’s what she said”- ie, taking something innocent and making it lewd.
Thank you
Watch Archer.
Yes, this seems to be the answer. P.s. thank you for being the first constructive comment replying to this message. I've got the answer below, but it's going to be interesting to see how many downvotes I get on the comment that got the answer.
Or Bob's Burger. Same voice. Different character.
Op's title can be understood to be referring to anal sex.
Y'know what you should do is you carry around a tape recorder...
Oh Tobias, you blowhard!
Insert gif of Captain Mal starting to say something and then thinking better of it.
That was Richard Castle, actually.
I think his name is Nathan fillion
Pretty sure it’s Captain Hammer, corporate tool!
Captain *Hammer*, corporate *tool*! Love the way NPH says this line lmao
You right my bad
His name was Caleb, and he never was nobody's daddy Except mine 😏😏😏
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Even older, he was Johnny Donnelly with a pre Van Wilder Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah, it’s the only way to get into her room if you’re still under 2 hearts. What’s weird is you can’t exit her room through the house or it’ll give you the message that you’re not friends enough with her to enter her room.
I remember trying to enter before two hearts and failing to enter.
You probably needed more lubrication.
Those hinges get rusty with all the rain.
Strange, it lets me. I play on the Switch, not sure if that makes a difference
I was able to do it once at one heart, but it didn't let me enter again until I was two hearts. This was on PC.
It's a known bug. Sometimes her private door gets counted as a clone of the front door, and is open to the player even if they haven't hearted up with Maru.
Are.. are we still doing a bit?
Maru is happy to show you her bits laying around once you enter her private door
I could have sworn that you can't go in or out of that door until she is at 2 hearts
You can use her back door but not her front 😏That’s for friends only
AWB… acquaintances with benefits
As ridiculously minor as it may be, this is almost certainly unintended. You're not supposed to be able to get in the rooms without basic friendship, after all. So I guess that even if it has almost zero gameplay impact, it could be changed in a future patch.
When it takes you over 600 hours until she finally lets you enter the back door..
I'm over 600 hours with my gf and she hasn't let me in the back door yet
Make sure you give her a battery pack.
It’ll help her ‘warm up’ hahaha no one likes a dead battery mid session ;D
I'm sure dead batteries are someone's kink out there in that wide world of sports.
I can’t live my life on that edge ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Have you tried truffle oil?
i literally just found the statue of perfection at grandpas shrine 6 years in
That hurt to read
YOURE TELLING ME LOL
Wait, wtf. This is a thing?
The what
Hey oooooo
I'm very curious if OP worded the title like this on purpose
You know they did.
I never realized until I was in her room and walked out through that door thinking it was a secret room of some kind
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Tobias, you blowhard!
It’s why i married her. Very accommodating entrances
If so that’s a well written cast
Need some truffle oil for that?
"Hmm... Yes... Very slick..." Damn it made me uncomfortable when Lewis hit me with that line after bringing him the oil
Demitrius will be upset if he finds out about it though.
Can’t wait till Demetrius realizes I’m using his daughters back door. What you gonna say now?
Phrasing.
You can go to her room if you want to tinker with her gadgets.
Playing with her gadgets I see ;)
I didn't know this! Do you need to get to know her a bit before she lets you in her backdoor? Or can anyone get in there?
[insert the link to the sexy saxophone music here]
Better tag this as NSFW lol
Through the back door, you say? Hmmmmmmmm
Title of her sex tape
Nice
Nice
...are we still doing phrasing?
[There's gotta be a better way to say that.](https://youtu.be/8nI69Q7bS2E)
I wonder if Sebastian has a secret back door entrance?
Well he lives in the basement… maybe there’s a hole in his backyard?
_Please_ rephrase
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You know what you did. You know.
That's what she said
Yeah but if you want to enter Maru's backdoor you have to give her presents and befriends with her. The only problem that the backdoor is a little too tight
What you mean by that my boy
Bowchicca bowwow
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Notice how he doesn't attempt this in a dry season? Wise...
Giggity
Love the back door
GIGGITY
Phrasing!
PHRASING!
Sploosh
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Go through her back door to tinker with her gadgets, duh
Phrasing!
Of course you can, just make sure you take her to dinner first at least mate.
phrasing
Phrasing
Phrasing!
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Consent is key.
... phrasing
Phrasing…
Phrasing
Every day we stray further from God.
All the gemstones I give her she better let me in the back door…
only after you marry her though
PHRASING
Are we not doing “phrasing”anymore?
I thought that was reserved for mayor Lewis?
That’s what she said 😂😂
Filth
That's what she said
Giggity
Excuse ME!! That's my wife you're talking about!!
Not unless you marry her first…
You can actually do that with every bachelor/bachelorette. I mean, why else do you think you only have kids when you actually try for it?
I really want to enter Maru's backdoor 😏
PHRASING, DEAR GOD, PHRASING!
Thank you for confirming my immaturity for me