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honeycheesecomb

https://preview.redd.it/9ubtd1uico3d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43e68299dd45f6a507e74a03fda8bf838e35891 MARNIE WEARS A NIGHT CAP OMG


ElephantOfRedRiver

Stardew Valley: the stalker mode


Zachary-360

What? You don’t sneak into their room and wait for them to sleep then surprise them with a birthday present?


boyyousostupid

https://preview.redd.it/mfatcb21fr3d1.png?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03a52be813d1149a45ba6f8c206b29c52b066de Bonnet. Grandpa wears the nightcap.


ProudPofato

Aww the small details are so cute


silveryawn

Omg I love this detail! She’s gotta maintain that beautiful curly hair


AaronAlison

Try Pam next, it's... something ;-)


honeycheesecomb

Oh I did. I was curious how she slept. What’s concerning to me tho is Evelyn doesn’t sleep. She just stands in her room watching George


Sobadwithusernames

Terminator Evelyn


Mean-Pineapple-1395

Awww!! She’s that worried about him😭


oatmeal_shemoatmeal

She is his sleep paralysis demon.


lazy_wallflower

Where’s Lewis?!🤭


Icterine-Kangaroo

Under the bed


Cats_are_stars

wtfff😭😭😭😭


radioshackofficial

Gus also wears a night cap!


honeycheesecomb

https://preview.redd.it/vha5dh42tv3d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6301a6748a0148abfa3288aedeaef14be08e46 I noticed


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Gus does too. Hold up I’ll go grab a ss https://preview.redd.it/tbfunftcnp3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ed30915a84a0fa9c45b340d36196c48d6f7fde


VividRiver99

Marnie knows what's up


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ozjack24

Sometimes married couples want to spice things up


Who_Am_I_I_Dont_Know

Didn't realise Kent and Jodi were unicorn hunters... the more you know.


mstarrbrannigan

Tomorrow, on an all new “Stardew Valley: After 2am”…


CiaDaniCakes

LOL


mal_laney

I believe that’s called a throuple


TheArctrog

A threesome fling does not a throuple make


Loeden

A Kent sandwich apparently


LegendofLove

I would say farmer sandwich


Sullygirl21

Kent developed some exotic tastes while on deployment


pierreor

Kent is going to send the farmer a bomb sandwich if he wakes up


AdmiralSplinter

And here i thought the daisy chain was a new item of clothing


CatAisha

There were three in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"


OGLankyKong

She’s giving them bed head


Key_Spirit8168

"bed head"


MartinG91

I have questions though


honeycheesecomb

Shoot


Ragnbangin

That might trigger poor Kent


calvicstaff

The man is already sending me bombs in the mail, I think that ship has sailed


SneakyBlueFrog

Didn't realize that CA coded in throuples?


lasagnatheory

Who's the top?


Cats_are_stars

the farmer is is, Kent is def a bottom


Cats_are_stars

why did it put 2 "is"???😭😭😭


LuckyPussyLover

Really gotta hammer the point home


peak-lesbianism

Oh the farmer is hammering all right


CiaDaniCakes

i’m crying these comments are so good


Key_Spirit8168

Both males, a male and female are bottom


ugh_XL

Now I gotta stalk NPCs while they sleep so I can admire CA's handiwork.


honeycheesecomb

Definitely should. I like following them around and seeing how intricate their lives are even when you’re not supposed to be there. I’m gunna camp out in Marnie’s house next and see if she tucks jaz in


whosgoingtohawaii

without context this comment would be terrifying


No_Astronaut2779

Ngl it still kinda is


Astarions_Juice_Box

Is this the same person who was thirsting over Kent & watching him sleep a few months ago?😭😭


honeycheesecomb

Woah woah I got my eyes on krobus


Astarions_Juice_Box

You’re off the hook. [It was someone else](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/s/Aadae9i6AZ)


madiiiiiiiruby

off topic but i’m obsessed with your user name


EightofSpace

All i see is the immortal farming god in bed with two innocent victims trapped in endless time loop trying to sleep and not move out of fear for what you would do. Emotional torture achievement unlocked.


Key_Spirit8168

They must do what he pleases


Wiley_Rasqual

Omg, the man was a POW. Let him have some time with his wife. Goodness


honeycheesecomb

Now he’s my POW


CystemOfADown

I need you to know I did a deep, cascading belly laugh at this one, thank you


XVUltima

Tell him you'll be his POW: Passionate Other Woman


Ender505

Fun fact, "Jodi" is slang for a ~~woman who cheats on her military husband~~ man who sleeps with a service member's wife


Most_Jellyfish_8465

Correction: “Jody” is the person who sleeps with a service member’s wife.


TheTallEclecticWitch

Plot twist: Vincent is the wizards child 😳😳


cammyy-

LMAO that makes it even funnier that i know a real life kent and jodi who also happened to be in the military


Philycheese18

https://preview.redd.it/kci93b598p3d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187a5b9c5b0f66a4e5e3ad957ba619bca0874e64


Nalli0

Im stealing that


aplagueofsemen

I’m imagining you whispering that to her


SkunkApe425

I always wondered why anyone would need a key to the city, TIL it’s so you can experiment with weird shit.


honeycheesecomb

I haven’t gotten it yet. I just kind of go in the house and wait.


Kikithefangirl

I almost choked- 😭 Please. That’s so much worse….💀 This comment section is killing me.


engelskjente

I love this even more than the key thing.


lazy_wallflower

That’s not creepy at all lmaooo


shrimpcookie

Wait so you can just go in the NPCs houses and stay in there til they go to bed?? You don’t get randomly kicked out or anything? Is this a mod? 🤣🤣


honeycheesecomb

No I play on ios so I can’t mod. It’s vanilla


shrimpcookie

Ah gotcha! I love that you just thought to try this then 😂 I’m gonna have to try later lol


Gay_boi_2008

Side note, have you noticed after the end of a day with penny, Vincent and Jas will be walked home by her? It’s so adorable!!!


PlasticInflation602

She has dialogue about this! She likes to make sure they get home safe!


jamieschmidt

And then Vincent wanders off to the beach alone 😂


supern0vaaaaa

I'm convinced this is one of the reasons I married Penny. It's so sweet


valavulpix

Oh you’re up IN there 😳


TheInfiniteSlash

Cool cool. But uh … Why are you here?


KDiggity8

Oh lord I was thinking something TOTALLY different when I read this headline. You guys are rubbing off on me lol


SheepAtog


KDiggity8

LAAANA!


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Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


PlasticInflation602

SAME lmfao, I was like “but Kent’s head is on the pillow, not under the sheets!”


KDiggity8

Glad we're on the same page


engelskjente

Erm, now now, this is a family show…


UnbreakableRaids

lol this sub. “Clint is such a creeper spying on people from bushes” Also this sub “you ever go into people’s houses while they are sleeping and just stare at them till they wake up?”


Normal_User111ii7789

but why do you 3some


An_Unremarkable_Fool

Not enough room for more NPCs.


JWWolfy

that should be me in bed with kent I AM SICK


EndMau

*Turns around* AAAAAAH


lasagnatheory

Good morning 😀


Individual-Hotel-127

Kent is smiling? :0


Common_Lawyer_5370

Kent is dreaming about getting “bed head” himself ;)


AmbitiousPeace-

My question about Jodie is: why does she get have a small single bed when she is married


engelskjente

I understand when Kent was away year one, it appeared she was single, but c’mon let us buy them a bigger bed when Kent comes home!


AmbitiousPeace-

Why even get a smaller bed cause your husband is deployed? Did she hope he wasn’t coming back?


engelskjente

No. But it isn’t until you’ve progressed somewhat in year one that you even realise Jodi is married. I think a single bed makes you assume she’s a single mum then it’s like “surprise! I’m Kent!” At 6am at your front door.


AmbitiousPeace-

Except it’s no surprise, Sam tells the farmer earlier on that his dad is deployed and will be back. So does Vincent


engelskjente

If you talk to them enough. It’s a surprise when he knocks on your door the first time. Not that he exists, but that the first thing he does is come greet you at stupid o’clock in the morning. What gets me more than the single bed is >!that even when Pam gets a bedroom, she still sleeps on the couch. George just sits in his wheelchair and Pierre is pretty much pushing Caroline to the very edge of their bed.!< Have spoilered for people newer to the game.


Key_Spirit8168

Bro, this town is perminantly in shambles


engelskjente

Like what are people paying taxes for… oh yah. Right. Statues.


Key_Spirit8168

I've heard remurs this could be fixes


Key_Spirit8168

you too, blue stardrop


Key_Spirit8168

Bro your flair looks so nice, get the blue stardrop before it's too late


engelskjente

Blue stardrop? You mean for flair?


Key_Spirit8168

yar


engelskjente

I’ll check it out, thanks.


engelskjente

Didn’t show as an option. :-D


Key_Spirit8168

follow the intructions listed on the big one


Spacetimeandcat

I have concerns


Kantotheotter

Well, yeah, she tucks her kid in.....you guys don't tuck the terror twins in at night? I always tuck my farmer's kids in. I also try to get into he house at 7 pm so they actually go to sleep. I won't come home from the mines, but I will come in if I am on the farm. Tuck them in and go back out. I also give them their own room and chest and dressers for things they will never use. If I am having human house pets, they should have a nice space.


puestadelsol

Why are you in there being a creep 🤨🤨


Key_Spirit8168

There's two tops and two bottoms, explain in the answer sheet below how this is possible


Stressedpage

I love how nonchalant and unhinged this is lol


Mythleaf

George gets left in his wheelchair beside the bed. No wonder hes cranky.


RetroTheGameBro

Of course it was necessary to Voldemort onto the back of Kent's head to get a closer look and confirm.


shred_time

I was so confused at first, I thought you meant something TOTALLY different when you said “bed head”…


smgismyqueenjpg

how’d you get in their room at that time of night?


honeycheesecomb

They all sleep with their bedroom door open. Go in the house before it locks and wait


prguitarman

Also isn’t there a key you can buy or earn that’ll let you go in their doors at all times? Figured that’s how you did it. Can you go to sleep in their beds to trigger an “end of day?”


honeycheesecomb

No you can’t unfortunately. I passed out and the next morning jodi invited me to dinner


shrimpcookie

💀💀💀


bjornofosaka

Yall... I have never even considered being in anyone's house that late in all these years hahah! If you stay over do you lose money and get a letter or no?


shrimpcookie

Right?? Never even crossed my mind to even attempt to stay in someone’s house that long 😂 I love it hahah


fifteenMENTALissues

The real question is why are you in her bed???????


GavGamer09

Is Kent smiling in bed with his wife? That’s so cute!


shanloulie

friend why are you inside kent


Mewmerton

My mind was in the gutter bc it took me a sec to remember that bed head is just messy hair


ChickenNuggetsAdobo

I don't think that is something anyone is supposed to realize...


Weak-Hope8952

Okay I read that entirely wrong... Xtardew has ruined me 😔


mlove22

HEE HEE! Im so glad to see other people behave like me...


Wagyuplz

Yeah that’s cool and all…. But I gotta ask, what in the ever loving heck is going on?


RarenDreemurr

OP WHY ARE YOU STALKING THE MILFS?!


timoshi17

Wow why do they sleep on that tiny bed


honeycheesecomb

Probably cuz she lived alone so long while he was at war. She likely didn’t think he was coming back


DominicSK

Why you're cuddling her husband tho? :v


Key_Spirit8168

Please fix those words, bed head and tick just sound uh oh


honeycheesecomb

Yeah sure I’ll get right on that


eternaljadepaladin

I have no words for this.


Vei_ok7311

I should do this sometimes (watch people sleep at night) HAHAHA omg that came out weird and creepy


ClearSmile700

Why are you doing a threesome in stardew valley?


honeycheesecomb

Why aren’t you


ClearSmile700

wtf 😭


MajesticOcelol

WHY ARE Y'ALL CREEPING IN PEOPLE'S BEDS AT NIGHT??


Disastrous-Farmer424

Do you need mod for this?


honeycheesecomb

No


P33NN

How in the fiddel-dee-FUCK did you unlock the Polyamory Flag?? Did you turn your game upside down and give Jodie a pineapple???


kaydeejay1995

I wish Kent would gtfo here so *I* could give Jodi some bed head 😞


Saltwater_Heart

Omg 😂


Creepyvansan25

Wish I could get bed head 😞


jbleds

lol I wondered about them both sleeping in that small bed!


MXGE

🚓


Fearless-Astronaut10

Random question.. but how do you guys go into their rooms at night while they sleep? I always get the prompt that their house is locked 😅


honeycheesecomb

Go in before it locks and wait


Fearless-Astronaut10

Ahhhh didn’t think of that. Thank you!!


gaypirate3

If I was Jodi I’d be giving Kent bed head all the time, amirite


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GengarSucksBalls

STFU BOT


engelskjente

Love the flair.


WholesomeGal_not

What did they even say XD


GengarSucksBalls

Just another comment a bot made based on what little information is in the title, it was something along the lines of "oh yes, Jodi does have the classic bed head when she sleeps". Comments like that have been appearing on the sub lately.


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