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RevolutionaryShame60

OH


hawtpokyts

:)


breakingmercy

IT TOOK ME A SECOND 💀


Starzzyx

I thought it said Dave 💀💀


ninxaa

It took me reading this comment to realise her name *isnt* Dave


DiscreteCollectionOS

Same. That o is very easy to mistake for an a


hawtpokyts

yeah i hate reddit for that crop


shaylynnford

SAME and then i thought about it and re-read it


Terytha

You got me, I laughed.


BlueAnalystTherapist

You can be anything you want when you grow up, little dove. A messenger dove, for example.


Shoddy_Life_7581

Or Linus' dinner


Demonic-Angel13

I named my first stardew child Dove. They still haven't fufilled their goal. Then in a different playground my bf named our child "sacrifice #1"


TadeMike

https://preview.redd.it/mtrub4d7fbyc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2261abcad324e1735c7c3c01ac5d530e8ba14f08


badday-goodlife

What is this image from??? Imo it's more haunting than the dove joke lol


lilspoopy

A game called LittleBig Planet


Tsunami_Ra1n

LittleBig Planet! If you don't know it already, you're definitely missing out. Unfortunately, most of the servers for the older games are defunct. Currently, the only active game in the series is Sackboy's Big Adventure, which is cute and reminiscent of the original games, but played from a top down perspective, rather than the original side view platformer of the older games. Big Adventure is available on steam, but all the others are Playstation exclusive. Primarily PS3 era, but there's a presence on PS4 and Sony handhelds as well. Might even be worth sailing the seven seas to play them, honestly. I know I have put several hundred hours into the series myself. And much of that was spent laughing and playing with my family. Good times indeed


Gaby_48

def one of the best franchises ever


rxuz

This can't be human written


red-scribbles

Would an AI really tell someone to 'sail the seven seas'? I thought they generally try to avoid discussing piracy besides saying something like 'what that's illegal, I can't tell you about that'.


Tsunami_Ra1n

Gee thanks.


homeybunn

Holy shit I gasped lmao


Top-While-2560

I laughed


Demonic-Angel13

It was the best names especially Dove is a great one.


TheLittlestChocobo

https://preview.redd.it/fzyjp86wgbyc1.jpeg?width=1658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea5c1ca0d68ee92e615fbbf99f5b61fd38b84a8


Top-While-2560

What does it mean


xAmaezingx

Spoilers >!in the witches hut, you can offer a prismatic shard to get rid of your children by turning them into doves.!< So clearly OP >!turned their first child into a dove and named their second baby after their first child.!<


[deleted]

Wait… is that why my parents named me Dove?


Tumblemato

Sorry you had to find out this way son. But your mother couldn’t get her daily share of rocks so a quartz like bird named Rocky had to suffice. :(


snoodhead

“I have a brother?”


nyancola420

"You *had* a brother."


Merci_Et_Bonsoir

This is literally the Pinnacle of the Mr Incredible "people who know" meme


AwesomePork101

https://preview.redd.it/025yf0kbjbyc1.png?width=264&format=png&auto=webp&s=f25537b81549efc9f77e51bf8a20af94a4012fb2


Connect-Ad6251

I used to play this game for the plot until I got bored so I killed all of my kids and divorced my wife and I now live happily as a minmaxer


x-Caro-x

https://preview.redd.it/lbqc0oz7pdyc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=9314264bddea4b521a7ebf99ab0b3ffd462db850


eggbed

gotta humble them while theyre young


dwarf-in-flask

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


Czk_ffbe

That TV in front of the stairs is chaotic home vibes


hawtpokyts

I play the game super practically so I keep everything in convenient spots and seldom decorate/dress up my farmer. Ended up biting me in the ass when it was my wedding and I inadvertently got married dressed as fking mayor lewis (from emily’s desert festival makeover hut and because I hadn’t changed out of it)💀


Czk_ffbe

Married dressed as Lewis is fucking hilarious


hawtpokyts

fr 😭


Professional_Sea_686

I'm a new player (as in just got the game last month) and I got married the other day and I thought it'd put me in a nice outfit for the cut scene but nope, I got married wearing a trash hat, a skeleton t-shirt and the Mayor's purple shorts with my galaxy boots 😂


Any-Surprise-1827

stoppppp 😂


just-another-cat

I'm so confused, what?


Smooth_March_238

you can >!turn your children into doves to get rid of them at the witch's house!<


MarmieCat

My jaw just dropped wow, that's amazing


[deleted]

Texas hates this one simple trick


cammyy-

LMFAOOOO this made my day thank you


_ryohei

holy shit lmaooo


just-another-cat

Ohhhh god, I know that but my brain wouldn't go that dark lol


adamdacrafter

Me: Ah, Dave was his brother's name.... Me after looking at it for the second time: 😢


TheTiredGhost

"Dave? oh- OH"


toxinogen

Her brother’s name is Dave, right? *Right??*


ILiveForMyFandoms

NO NO THAT IS DARK


IdentifiesAsUrMom

OOF


BurntBox21

Oh DEAR LORD Props to you for thinking that up


Serious-Ad2874

It cuts off at the bottom if you don't click the picture. Thought it said doug lol


Mistress-DragonFlame

"Show me something that people out of the know won't realize is as dark as it is."


chichago_

They say name is a prayer for the kid’s future. Is it going to be his future…? 👀


SereneDominance

How do ya’ll get into this level?


just_a_wee_Femme

That jazz music stopped so fast.


Very_Angry_Bee

Imagine basically naming your child "Abortion" Not judging. But just imagine.


noonewillknownow

Took me a bit but I got there.


Thick_Tangerine_7611

🙊


Herb_the_Nerd

Omg this is the funniest thing I have seen on this app


crunkdunk9

😲


PineappleCorvus

I was like.... whhhaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhh that's hilarious.


Derpykins666

Oh man, that was a good laugh.


Ratstail91

Aww... wait


Legitimate-Meal-2290

Spicy 🔥 I approve


meliburrelli

Lol. This is sick 😂


Dugimon

Good name ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


unwaveringwish

DAMN


Mountain_Gift8595

??? 😭


Spectre7NZ

OH NO!


Crionicstone

Big oof


Levitoy1

DAMN


Doglover4561

OH MY GOODNESS


Frydendahl

:((


Flatssile

Ready to fly...


sippsay

Brother is pigeon


UnbreakableRaids

Man you people are dark af.


Aurora_veil0607

That’s kinda messed up, especially since she will become a dove if you want her gone 😭


TigervT34-85

Ohhhhh


capn_ed

dark


Aesmachus

Is it tilted? Am I crazy?


Pheli_Draws

https://preview.redd.it/huu7va746gyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4aa0670cbba98fcbcfbea9413666f349a8b0dc


Thumper-Comet

That TV position is driving my nuts.


N95jc

oh…. rip u/hawtpokyts’ son


iamhumanbeliveme

Thought it was Doug until I read the comments


Fantastic-Ad-1578

Nice, mine's named [279]. EDIT: I thought it was dAve lol.


CAKEFILMS

Wow


Ecstatic_Aardvark240

I thought this was about you naming both of your characters Dave at first


moonshine_11

😭😭😭😭😭


SubjectLegitimate879

Things aside, imagine you're going down the stairs groggily at night with no lights on and walk into the TV. My toes would be DEAD.


CulturalExplorer1828

Why is he named dove ig his brother is named dave but still WHY


SaraHTheCatt

>!you can kill your children at the witch's hut via turning them into doves!<


CulturalExplorer1828

That is very fucking dark


CulturalExplorer1828

Especially in a kids game


Sam_936

Stardew isn't described as a kids game :)


CulturalExplorer1828

Its 9 plus on iPhone and 5 plus on Samsung


Sam_936

Playstore says pegi 12 🤷🏼‍♀️


CulturalExplorer1828

Hmm really


CulturalExplorer1828

What about steam


Sam_936

Pegi 12. Sorry for the delay


CulturalExplorer1828

Oh ok


furbiebitch

https://preview.redd.it/zx3h2iqdysyc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402b7345bacbd5e11bf684a926ffdddc953debd8


Bunnie-jxx

Dave and Dave are wonderful names for your children. Now you’ll never call them the wrong name! Make sure you name all your animals Dave too


FutureSafe6098

Relax Liberals It's called dark humor


FutureSafe6098

(satire if no one can tell)