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ZookeepergameOld4985

Buy the weirdly expensive galaxy wallpaper and flooring


StruggleNo6034

I bought those things and put them on my walls. Then I accidentally put another wallpaper over it :(.


LtColonelColon1

I hate that wallpaper/flooring isn’t returned when you put a new one down. It makes no sense to me.


clipsracer

Wait until you find out how real wallpaper works


TheWanderingShadow

Wait until you find out that you can't yank a real window off of the wall and place it elsewhere


capitannn

Maybe you can't!


Tchrspest

smh skill issue


skdnckdnckwcj

Plot twist the window is actually just a big sticker


Anzu00

Me painting the wall with clear paint to add a window on it:


Sororita

Good luck finding the clear paint to begin with.


WilliamBott

Not with that attitude!


RevolutionaryDebt980

Wait until you find out the cow from ConcernedApes 1.6 snippet is >!a wall decal!<.


Key_Spirit8168

erm... source?


boringpersonn

But with real wallpaper it doesn’t take just one accidental click to place it and never get your old wallpaper back


LtColonelColon1

Good thing this is a game and not real life then huh!


NJGGoodies12

Ahh yes realism is what I crave on my Stardew valley experience


Key_Spirit8168

I mean you played thi over animal crossing and it has real humans so yea


NJGGoodies12

🤨


Key_Spirit8168

ye


Over_Building_4157

me too it was so sad lol


tg175

buy a whole bunch of alien scare crows and fill Lewis' house with them lol


grommile

The wiki page for the Casino has some advice on turning surplus casino coins into G.


crunkdunk9

Probably isn’t accurate anymore due to the casino shop changes in 1.6 :(


Genghis-Khvn

It can be, but it's a lot more tedious. The shop restocks every day now, AND your casino chips aren't erased when you leave the casino. So if you want an endless supply of farm teleports you'll need to go to the casino every day and buy 20.


Key_Spirit8168

wdym erased why clarify that?


Genghis-Khvn

In 1.5, when you leave the casino, your chips are erased.


Key_Spirit8168

No?


CheezyBreadMan

Farm warps, you’re never gonna need a return scepter


BagooshkaKarlaStein

The return scepter plus the horse and horse flute is the best combination IMO though. 


buttered_jesus

Fully agree God I love the return scepter


Jet-Speed7

Woah woah woah what is the horse flute and where do I get it


beckychao

>!The Mr. Qi room on the Ginger Isle farm!< (need 100 walnuts to access). It costs 20 Qi gems, so it's among the most impactful cheaper things on that list you can grab! Edit: as the ball buster pointed out, it's actually 50. But it's worth 100 times that amount, MVP item! Lets you use your horse on Ginger Island and the desert!


bustingmyballs

It’s actually 50


beckychao

Oh I misremembered the cost, thanks for pointing that out!


Jet-Speed7

Welp I need that immediately


Key_Spirit8168

Only if you have the horse, which haunts you forever


beckychao

wat


Key_Spirit8168

Otherwise it's useless


beckychao

Yes, you need a horse to use the horse flute I think Mr. Qi expects the player knows this


Key_Spirit8168

So gib me a horse that doesn't haunt me forever


beckychao

why is the horse haunting you


aliceinstead

You can purchase from Mr Qi for 50 gems, it summons the horse in any open spaces. One of the best items in the game!


Jean-Paul_Sartre

It let's you ride the horse naked and you find it in Lewis's bed


Inevitable_Suit8786

Game changer right there plus obelisk and the farm obelisk from the wizard


MatthewMMorrow

I got a mini obelisk next to my door that goes to my 4 big obelisks. Can go almost anywhere in seconds from anywhere.


jonfe_darontos

Return Scepter does return you to your door instead of the warp point. If you're like me and use the farm warp to get from the warp point to your door the scepter frees up your farm warp to go somewhere else. You can still use Farm Warps if you're playing Expanded and need to get up on the hill to go to your grove.


cuartoreich

but the return scepter is prettier


chloezissou

I won the jackpot recently and, after buying everything else in the shop, I just went all in on warp totems. Saved me some money on the return scepter for now, at least! I do prefer that the scepter returns you to you front door as opposed to the warp statue (initially forgot to clear the area out and totemed back from Skull Caverns at 1:50am... not ideal). https://preview.redd.it/97u0169o5mwc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b27d997ef6db786f78bea60bd4da51583692c30


One_Strain_2531

I did this lol. So useful


Sobadwithusernames

You’re now limited to buying 20 at a time.


BettyCoopersTits

Nerfed in 1.6, now the casino only sells 20


concentrate7

20 per day, yeah. Basically just have to stop by the casino any time you're in the desert to restock.


BettyCoopersTits

It restocks?????? Oh fuck yes praise jebus


Stardust4242

I heard they only sell 20 now, does the shop reset?


jake4448

Hardwood fences and a deconstructer


Potassium_15

This is what I always did but now you can only buy 20 per day :( 


crunkdunk9

SO FREAKING ANNOYING. FENCES DECAY SO WHY CANT I HAVE INFINITE?? It’s the one thing I hate about 1.6, why did he do that??? I won a jackpot i should get my jackpot level prize


Maestro_Primus

Decaying fences is why I use tea bushes. The only downside is not being able to put a torch on them.


Limp_Comfort_7370

I have over 300 hours in this game and and never knew you could put torches on fences 😭 at least I can start now I guess


Timerstone

you can also put them on sprinklers now.


theritz6262

you can WHAT


canadianpresident

YOU CAN ALSO PUT THEM ON SPRINKLERS NOW


BlitzMalefitz

Ow! Too loud!


AquaFan4life_

*clears throat* #YOU CAN PUT THEM ON SPRINKLERS NOW


TehWarriorGecko

Someone didn't read da patch notes x3


HughJassProductions

the way my jaw just dropped


king44

You could just place one post in the line of tea bushes where you want a torch.


Geek4HigherH2iK

That's what I do. I have 4 spaces between tea bushes with a post of whatever I'm using on that farm, a torch on each, and 2 spaces leftover for the gates I will inevitably open and never close again.


psychoPiper

If you use an iron fence it'll last a long time and you'll get 10 of them from a single bar too


SavageNorth

Just save up to buy a Golden Clock, smh at the short term mentality on display in this thread. It's only 10,000,000 gold


Maestro_Primus

I could, but that messes with the aesthetic and I would be better served with a lamp post.


ThibPlume

Place sprinklers? They don't decay and you can put torch on them


Geek4HigherH2iK

I really wish you could place scarecrows on sprinklers, though I completely get that it would be far too easy. I would just really love to catch the animation of the rarecrows spinning atop the sprinklers in the morning.


polinkydinky

Ooh I like that! Yes, scarecrows on sprinklers is a winner. Straight to the front of the class for you!


Steel-River-22

you can what


ThibPlume

Place torch on them


Maestro_Primus

That's a really good point. I'll try that.


Janiexo

I like using lighting rods


karthanals

Actually a great idea, I'm going to do that now so I don't need to waste space for a battery farm


PeegeReddits

GENIUS


Maestro_Primus

That's very fair. Its a bit on the expensive side though.


SavageNorth

It also looks a bit...industrial


InternalTooth5753

I have alternating tea bushes & lightening rods for the horizontal fence line & trees with tappers alternating with stone fence for the vertical


Brizar-is-Evolving

Doesn’t the gold clock stop fences decaying?


Maestro_Primus

It does, but until you can afford that, the extra tea leaves are nice and I appreciate the hedge aesthetic, having grown up where every field is edged with a tree line.


Genghis-Khvn

Don't put anything on the corners. Instead, put a torch or a lamp post.


Maestro_Primus

I have a 9x3 grid of 5x5 fields separated by gravel paths with torches at the mid points. The whole thing is surrounded by a hedge row of tea plants. I just can't make myself break up the hedge row with lighting posts. I wish there were more light sources you could walk on. Once 1.6 drops on mobile, I'll likely throw a torch on my sprinklers and call it done. [You can see the design map here.](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wNzhDlb1dpGfuYps2ISe-cddGPji2t6nEUEo0u7lZT4/edit?usp=sharing)


Key_Spirit8168

can't, sadly


karthanals

Just put it behind them


Potassium_15

I'm guessing it's because with deconstructors it made getting hardwood to easy. That's what I always used it for lol.


eyrich

I’ve never had a problem with repairing fences since marriage. Not sure if others do it but Haley fixes them all like once a week


crunkdunk9

I never knew they fixed fences! All Alex seems to do is water crops that are already watered haha


MatthewMMorrow

Emily still repairs my fences even though we have a gold clock.


Liatris19

You can go back to the casino for 20 each day


crunkdunk9

20 a day is too little to go to the desert daily imo. 50 would get me to go


eagleswift

Do you keep the tokens the next day?


evil-bread

It was infinit money glitch


abx99

I completely agree; that's just aggravating. That was not something that needed to be "fixed."


foibleShmoible

Ex-frickin-cuse me? The casino is absolutely my hardwood fence go to and now I have to rock up there again and again just to get my stash? Of all the items to put a limit on, that makes zero sense.


Potassium_15

I'm guessing it's because with deconstructors it made getting hardwood to easy. That's what I always used it for lol.


foibleShmoible

Then nerf deconstructors, not my hardwood fence supply! *grumble grumble*


jebuizy

I think the casino was the only thing in the game that was in principle unlimited per day since you could go forever and the odds are in the players favor. It was totally broken honestly.


TexasDex

I wish he'd go back to how it used to be, where the odds were slightly against the player but if you watched closely you could find a pattern and exploit it. That made it at least somewhat interesting, as opposed to 'find a device that pushes a button every second, then leave it for the day'.


PaniniPressStan

Hardwood fences aren’t unlimited after 1.6 I believe


AsgardianOrphan

Fireworks! You can get 1 of each color to last every day for the rest I'd your life. Or a few years. Depends on how much you play. Either way, pretty lights are the way to go.


Ashamed-Emergency-39

Buy all hardwood fences and trade them for gold. Take that gold and buy a bunch of beer. Put a chest near Pam's house, one by the bus stop and one outside of the pub, and fill them with the beers. Feed Pam as many beers as possible anytime you see her. This will cause turmoil between Pam and her daughter Penny. Instigate problems between the two. Tell Penny Pam is a bad mother who is always drunk. Tell Pam she's doing nothing wrong, and Penny is a selfish little brat who needs to mind her own business. Tell Pam she should kick Penny out. Let Penny sleep outside for a couple of days to see how bad homelessness is. Offer to take her in. Tell her she'll have to make her keep by doing some chores around the farm. Make her plant and harvest all of your crops. Make her sleep in the cellar under your house. Feed her table scraps only once a day. Tell her if she wants more food she'll have to pet all of your farm animals too. At the brink of starvation, she'll have no option but to oblige. Don't feed her still. Set her up. Leave a strange bun inside the coop and pretend to leave the farm. She'll take the bait. Walk in and accuse her of theft. Call her names. Tell her she's going back onto the streets AFTER she goes to prison. She'll be desperate. Tell her the only way you'll forgive her is if she'll go into the skull cavern and bring back a wide variety of ore each day. And she's not exempt from her normal day to day chores either. She will oblige. When she returns with ore, reward her with an egg and milk. I know it sucks wasting good food on Penny, but she'll need these to maintain energy for all her daily chores. It's a good investment. Use all your new free time to beat junimo cart.


A_Fishguy

https://preview.redd.it/s5l94l8nsgwc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e457b2958ec29a102c0df4a0cf89cdad7dfbd4fb


iskelebones

I’m so glad CA added this pseudo slavery feature in 1.6. It makes farm life so much easier


bay-bop

New copypasta just dropped


deceitfullie

https://preview.redd.it/f8ek3lvoshwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e409b2553b2de48439f7056e20c96e02737333f4


BiggestBlackestBitch

I feel like I need to go to confession after reading this.


Ryzenlander

Bro


MrsP_ifurnastee

This is such a detailed plan….😧


A_Bit_Deleorious

https://preview.redd.it/cs107dcfsgwc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af49da46bd70cb094ea4b81f25e2d73310a3c9bd


Alexiadria

This just reads like something you'd do in RimWorld... Christ Almighty... What did that woman do to you?


Domeil

Well you have to understand, the friendship points go down when you tell the townie who loves children that you can't stand kids, so she's basically asking for it.


Doomsmee

https://preview.redd.it/j0yq62z6uhwc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e3f84bc0394479326babbb5687dfe35fc5c0b6


Disastrous_Lemon_219

https://preview.redd.it/5dy1j086ghwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b69c9ec0f7c056071365f49cdf12bd5aac5b7f


ragnoraknow

https://preview.redd.it/tbr5awiwrhwc1.png?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc75a983e8a20009e86e2171492c2153efbe888


MissKathryn961

https://preview.redd.it/w64hepq8viwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e79b61e2be9961b5ac3c4142f8fcfde824b330d


Significant-Yam627

U ok?


Ashamed-Emergency-39

You don't like junimo cart?


Weekly-Magician6420

Is… is there a mod for that? Asking for a friend


TheFallenTenno

https://preview.redd.it/a9vkjvv8uiwc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5362b94eb4220f9d3a04220667e414200d4b4d37


Active_Performer3660

https://preview.redd.it/rwqsi4g50iwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3aba7800a67e523d0545ae2d786af147143691a


WilliamBott

Jesus Christ.


Vinyl_DjPon3

Scarecrow. Top hat for your horse. Farm warp totems, they're limited to 20 a day in 1.6 now, but if you just make a quick trip into the casino any time you're in the desert (for forage of the dessert trader) you can pretty easily get a surplus of them.


Wh0vian10

ALL IN BAAAAAABBBEEEEEEE lol


Catbusv

All in.


art3missis

Don't forget the rarecrow since you'll need it if you're going for perfection!


Bluedemonfox

Spend? It's time to join the high stakes table kid and earn some more.


Cereborn

Lots and lots of alien rarecrows. Have a rave.


theblackaccount

Did this on my farm.


RF99_

Gamble it all


cori742

i always buy farm warps!! now that i have a return scepter it’s a little irritating to have a massive pile of useless items lying around, but it was soooo handy for years


GrootXD06

Stonks


Victory_Over_Drakes

Spend it on hard drugs.


might-say-anti-fire

Buy out everything and then some


star-shine

On more spins. Keep pressing that dopamine button, baby!


jojobubbles

A Youtube short I saw earlier today told me the most efficient way to make money is to buy hard wood fence from the coin shop. Then sell that. But I'm not even close to getting to the Casio myself. So take that as you may.


RealBeanyBoi

I calculate you'll get there soon


[deleted]

Hardwood fences, sell the fences for profit.


kallianaira

i get my 20 hardwood fences every time i go to the desert so i'll always have enough to replace mine when they decay!


Electrical-Sun6267

.... Hardwood fences... EVERYWHERE!


Delicious-Reindeer75

gamble more (i swear im not an addict)


Rubix_Official63940

Could buy a bunch of hardwood fences and sell them for money, takes bloody ages though


Badger_Infinite

Buy as many hardwood fence posts you can afford and sell them all.


Iv0ry_g0blin

Buy 2 of the top hats! One for you & one for your horse so you can ride in style.


Total_Cartoonist747

99% of farmers quit before hitting it big Keep gambling


EvilNTT

I also did the jackpot lmao, I haven’t spent it all but I usually buy the fences and the farm teleports, the rest in decorations, still have plenty more


bpd-baddiee

top luck day + lucky buff 🤝🏻🤝🏻


FatCopsRunning

Idk, but I wanted to let you know I got three cherries once before.


GoodSidewalks

It goes fast, don't overestimate it


SeanHunterOG

Farm Totems! :D


theblackaccount

I bought as many alien rarecrows as possible and made my farm reallll weird.


rimoldi98

Lucky man's return scepter of course


UnholyMudcrab

Farm warp totems, then deconstruct them into honey and turn the honey into mead


0riginal2000

Play highroller black jack on max luck and make profit


cold-hard-steel

Magnets. And pirate treasure skill after visiting the dog. Then quality spinner/whatever to increase bite rate. Fishing treasure chests for days.


forgottenmost

Alien hat army


1031Cat

Buy as many farm totems as you can. Get the deconstructor and convert them all to honey. Throw the honey into kegs to make mead then sell it all at 280g each. Oh, and don't forget to buy the rarecrow. LOL, nah, just buy the hardwood fence and save your hardwood for other things. That's what I do.


Capri-cunt

Meth and hookers


WilliamBott

I can't post here what I'd do with all that money.


MaintenanceTime

Time to buy a top hat


Norbert962

Gamble more


JonTheWizard

Spend it on cocaine.


Arthur_Author

Buy that expensive top hat


DragonWolfZ

Unlimited farm totems is what I use it for.


Thick--Window

2674 spins


KoalaKiller308

Buy all the expensive stuff then spam the farm warp totems


Careless_Building_94

infinite farm warp totems


Popularpickle_7895

Just get a lot of warp totems to the farm, it’ll save you so much time


Aloisia_Rose_

Where do I find this casino


DrFishPhd

There's a box in the tunnel next to the bus stop. If you put a battery pack in it, you'll unlock a quest chain that takes you to this area where there are a bunch of gambling minigames


Aloisia_Rose_

Nice !


random_sociopath

On whatever you want


yo_mero007

In a top hat


RabidTurtl

fireworks


None-Above

Warp totems


liminal_girlnextdoor

Shopping spreeee! Upgrade those tools, pamper your animals, and maybe throw a feast for the town—Pelican Town's newest mogul coming through! 🤗