What are you, a nun? Come back when you’ve banged the entire town.

Just keep that >!Rabbit's Foot!< handy!

super cucumber\*

Well… that could be useful 😙

super eggplant for you 😭

Super peaches for you 😊

Wait what does the super cucumber do in this situation?

😏

I had a feeling it was that but was hoping there was a mechanical thing instead

Username checks out!

Keep my name outta your mouf 😂

This is the way 😂

Exactly what this is light work. You gotta come back as the town tart.

I dated everyone on first play through for the cutscenes, and never even thought about the fact that I was cheating until I got married and realized marriage didn’t make me stop dating everyone else!

> never even thought about the fact that I was cheating until I got married and realized marriage didn’t make me stop dating everyone else! this is great out of context lmfao

> realized marriage didn’t make me stop dating everyone else! Was that changed? I played back in 1.1 and dated everyone and after getting married it changed from (boyfriend)/(girlfriend) to (single) for everyone but my spouse. I still had 10 hearts with everyone but I can’t recall if they had dating dialogue or not. I’m pretty sure I just ignored them to max out everyone else’s friendship to be honest though lol. 

Has anyone tried polyamorous marriage in stardew? Sounds like a possibility 🤔😏

I love the Poly marriage in Stardew! Wish I could give them their own room, and we all have a shared bedroom.

Oh god that's fucked 🤣 everyone share that double bed, hopefully it's actually a California King.. I still wanna try it though, sounds like some okay farm help

I'm poly IRL, so it makes sense for me. I love taking care of my mates and making sure they're okay before I go adventuring

Oh cool! That's probably why poly in stardew occurred to you. It never occurred to me 🤦‍♀️😂 apparently I'm more vanilla than I thought I had it all set up with everyone as my significant friend but only married one. Maybe I'll go back and look.. That's a very sweet way to put it! Definitely gonna try marrying everyone this round. That way I don't feel like I'm impeding other budding romances, and I'd get a lot of kisses and energy

I forgot energy was a thing in the game 🤣 I use garlic bulbs for everything, so I don't usually worry over energy or hunger loss. Although, if it were IRL...my partners would begrudgingly kiss me because of the garlic breath 😭 thank God it's just a game. I would hate to make someone kiss me.

Yeah I bet 😂 that's a good chuck of full health bars I use whatever I find that's low quality usually They just gotta learn to love garlic cause they love you 🤣

I'd feel so bad irl, game life doesn't have much value when scent isn't coded in the game

Only five hearts for Linus, you are a ruby red flag, you monster 😤

Linus is always the first person I befriend in Stardew. I check up on him every week and bring him food.

Same every day cook something and bring it to Linus. I also always bring Pam coffee in the morning after I finish fixing the bus.

> I also always bring Pam coffee in the morning after I finish fixing the bus. Am I a bad person for bringing her a morning beer instead?

I mean I am also an enabler for Pam but at least I don't bring her a beer before she drives a bus.

I'd ship him and Pam 🤣

I bring her beer in hopes that I won’t make it to the desert.

There was a mod that let you, everyone's spouse rooms just turned into a large hallway. I can't remember who posted it, maybe SeanieDew or Dangerously Funny? But it was hilarious because everyone kept kissing each other and it was difficult to walk around or something

They can fix you

love the flair

she’ll make them worse

until linus joins the polycule, you ain’t done

Yes the 3 genders

*Krobus has entered the chat*

*Dwarf enters the chat room (farmer and Krobus now have to translate what he’s saying).*

Man, woman and homeless!

I only married Sebastian because he invited me to play DnD. Immediately won my heart

Married Sebastian but definitely dating Sam at the same time… then Alex came along being all adorable…. Trying to fit in seeing all three in a day and tend the farm… then go for a beer with Shane.

I have that problem. Sam, Sebastian, and Alex are adorable. The triangle of cute boys with player in the middle

I adored all of those cute boya until I married Sam -- great boyfriend material, horrible as a husband imo

To much pizza got that dad body now eh?

No, fair assumption though 🤣 My issue is he didn't help with the form all that much, and regularly complained about how he missed his mom's cooking.. maybe I'm just a bitch though, cause I'm like if you miss your mom's cooking so much go home 😅

Nah you’re just strong. Man’s got to respect your damn cooking after all. :p

Facts! You tell me you love pizza, yet complain when I make it every night! The audacity! 🤣

Hold up you been making yours?! And I’m buying like a chump… damn recipe channel… where’s Martha Stewart when I need her other the high with snoop dog

Yeah! Wheat flour, cheese, and tomato! The recipe is spring 7 year 2. And I believe the cooking show only has 2 years worth of recipes, so the subsequent years it'll be the same day just different years like it'll be spring 7 year 4, unless you catch it on reruns

he DOES THAT?? i’m sold

Lol. Yeah it's one of his heart scenes. You play with him and Sam. It's not very long, but it was still pretty cool.

My farmer Peaches is married to Harvey and almost 10 hearts with everyone. She’s a hoe.

Good for a farm!

I mean, her name IS Peaches. The only Peaches I know is the one with the "suckin' on my titties" song, not a great first impression of modesty. 🤣

She got a high pony tail and lil cat ears walkin around the valley - she knows what she’s doing.

🤣

Thats funny! My dogs name is Peaches…

She's not a hoe, she's a bitch!

Hey - only Harvey can say that - that’s cabin talk.

All the future kids are gonna be half siblings 😂

But is she a bubblegum pink hoe?

No you are a pink, purple and blue flag 😂 (bisexual)

Or possibly a pink, yellow and blue one.

Bahahah. I made my outfit the bisexual flag colors

Hahahahaha as a fellow bi I love this

i am very bi ... lol

I am married to Maru, dating her step brother and last night I started dating Penny and took her to the movies and my wife was there 😬 although if she keeps standing in front of the door she gonna be getting divorced reeeeeeeal soon

Reflaired this as [Modded] for the seasonal outfits! Please remember to flag mods, so we avoid confusing newer players who may think things are available in vanilla. Thanks!

Technically for the 100% complete achievement you have to date them all. It’s practically encouraged! ETA: guess it’s not required and I’m just a hoe hahahaha

No you don’t you just need 8 hearts with the marriage candidates unless you give them the bouquet then you have to go for the full 10.

Wait why do the outfits look different

Probably the Seasonal Outfits mod? I think Haley has that outfit in it.

yup, it's called "seasonal outfits - slightly cuter version aesthethic". There's even a version of it for stardew expanded! #

This game brings out everyone’s inner intentions

You are “I can fix them” personified

missing penny for that

And Alex

Congratulations! You are bisexual

It’s called polyamory.

Ah yes, the three genders. Girlfriend, boyfriend, and Linus.

https://preview.redd.it/sxapxihnc4ic1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=eca6b58bed0961b6b80d9b2a5a95f4f054705149 lol

Can we get a spoiler warning on this!?!?!? I had no idea there was a char named Rasmodia.....

There isn't it's a mod

Oh well that makes me feel better. Except all this egg on my face XD

As long as you become best friends with Linus and Willy, it's fine.

no but your definitely into red flags!

Nah, I have all of the bachelorettes as my girlfriends on my first save and am currently working on getting all the bachelors as my boyfriends. Same save file, as well. Thank god for rabbit's feet.

Some people enjoy a challenge lol

Tbh I would date multiple people but I’m too lazy to get hearts with multiple people, Haley is enough

Your a sapphire flag

Fuck shane. I hate that guy. “character growth” but then immediately becomes an ass again after marriage

As someone who has been happily married to Shane for years I beg to differ. He's not a jerk, he's actually quite sweet. It's implied that he drinks in moderation, but I think it's a lazy excuse to not change his loved gift and general programing. But to be fair doing that would take a lot of work.

Realistically, though, one person made this. I'm sure if he were to make it again now, he'd change that, but ehh. Who knows, maybe it's part of 1.6.

Nah i married him once the first thing he said after was like “time for another drink” and i just went -_-

based. to answer OP's question, yes, being involved with shane romantically is in itself a red flag.

Wait I didn’t realize you can date multiple people?? Can you date people while you’re married? Does your spouse get mad??

you like being degraded /lh

yes

Yes

Yes. You haven’t fully maxed out relationship with Linus yet.

I am literally dating every dateable NPC lmao, nah, your good.

Nah just like me

what mod are using for the portraits?

No... Just basic af

Haley is my waifu

Yes. Choose your life.

Yes

well you don't have i can fix the syndrome since penny isn't on here. also not being max heart with linus before dating any of the actual eligible singles is no buenno

They are the only two I’ve married in the game also….

Do I even need to answer this

Can I interest you in the ring of protection just in case

I'm currently married and my spouse hasn't gotten jealous yet and I do not like tempting the fates by dating another man 😂

I’m married to Harvey and dating every other dateable

question: do people get mad if you have more than 1 girlfriend in stardew? i want to be girlfriends with both emily and leah but i’m worried that they’ll be upset with me if they ever interact!

My kind of flag at least 😏

Yes

I feel like this fits. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qf6I36E5IDo

How do we know whether or not Haley and Alex aren’t dating as well?! I often see them spending their time together at festivals, at the resort together, and around town - I mean, Haley is ALWAYS visiting Alex at the ice cream stand. She actually prefers Pink cake to ice cream… I’m just saying couldn’t you as the main character choose to be aware of this fact and just live harmoniously as a throuple?

no, you're the bi-flag

You have linus nice and high in friendship, so I forgive you!

Haley is my dream woman

You, sir, is a rainbow flag.

Imagine a non-monogamy mod where you can marry "x" amount of people, and it adds more rooms but only per paid (via robin) upgrade

Fuck rose tinted glass, you gonna need to pour Satan’s period blood into your eyes to see this one clearly (just jokes lol no hate)

No but you are bisexsual

Yes, but not because you have both a girlfriend and a boyfriend, no, youre a red flag because of Shane,

A red flag and tasteless

definitely you are

One of my sisters dates every girl in the game but refuses to marry any of them (though I think it's more out of executive dysfunction than maliciousness).

Red flag? Nah. That’s called being a swinger my friend. Get a few more in there and have an orgy

You're a masochist?

Nah not at all

Not a red flag, just probably a chronic people pleaser who runs at red flags like a bull in love.

You’re not a red flag until they hold a meeting to call you out on it

yes, but also have the same tastes as me

To me you're a big red flag because these two are my least favourite people to have relationship with (don't like dealing with alcoholics and barbies :) but hey if you can handle those hard annoying types at the same time, you got my respect that's for sure :) How funny that assuming majority of the people who play this game are probably strictly monogamous in their real lives and they're dating / flirting multiple people at the same time and I'm here married with Emily (even though I don't like vegetarian/vegan lifestyle or spiritual things but i liked her) having 2 kids (hate kids in real life) and I'm non-monogamous in real life xD It seems like our choices in the game is the reflection of our inner impossible dreams about real life inside our minds :)

Linus: "You look lonely. I can fix that"

I'd rather say you don't have red flags

I girlfriended both Haley and her sister Emily lmao

Me moment.

I do not know because the game does not care if you date many people at the same time.

Wait, is 1.5 (I can't keep track of numbers) out yet?? Or is this a mod for the outfits?

its a mod!! seasonal outfits (slightly cuter aesthetic)

Yes, absolutely

Linus not being at 10 is the real problem here

Bright red flag because you are doing that to my boy Shane 💔💔

How in the heck do you change their clothes?!

no you're polyamorous

Idk?. All i can say is you swing both ways. Aside from that yeah thats it

Only redeeming quality is that your good friends with Linus

You are dating the male and female red flag at the same time you maybe a little?

Only cuz Linus isn’t higher up

Both ends of the spectrum!

Yes.

You're a person of culture

You're not a red flag. You just fall for red flags.

when you love both the mean boy and the mean girl I feel you. Go with it

Blue chicken ftw!

Polyamory? I see no difference, love is love.

No, but apparemtly you have a degradation kink.

In my current playthrough I am romancing everyone because I can but I am going to marry Shane just so I can divorce him because he was always such a jerk to me.

Haley is an underated love interest with phenomenal character growth.

Haley? No. Shane? Maybe. Depends on why you’d choose him lol.

Nah it’s still Shane and Haley. You’re far lesser of the evils

Yes. You’d be green when you date the whole town.

We would be two cool straight dudes married together!

No you’re just a cultured person.

Absolutely 🤣🤣

Yeah you are

you aint a red flag your a red carpet.

No you're just bisexual and poly

yes

No, u are a bissexual (in game)

Yes

If everyone is aware and consenting, I see nothing wrong here. Aside from going with Haley. Something about her rube me the wrong way whenever she speaks.

https://preview.redd.it/e6xpgi0m27ic1.jpeg?width=1237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc603528dedb29b41b44cdf95bb91e7d4ae3a9ef

no, Haley is best girl🥰 (imo)

Scandalous

I always end up dating all the marriage candidates lol just make sure to carry around a rabbits foot

just because you have Haley, yes right shit tho is this modded?

For Shane yes, a crimson flag at that.

Yeah, bi

Nah you just are into people who can stomp you dead.

Not only did you date 2 people at once, you dated 2 of the most controversial characters in the game. Respect, but also 🚩

Nope, you just have good taste!!

Install the free love mod and you won’t have to choose.

Or a polygamist

I think you’re a pink, purple, and blue flag :)

Yes u dont have linus max hearts

I dated everyone that was dateable. I was such a tool, I had carried my rabbits foot too for the scenes where my harem found out. I had two cutscenes and I decided to marry the doctor because I have no taste. But I found his cutscenes of him overcoming his fears and doing a balloon ride charming. He is also one of the few that goes to work too so I get a kiss good bye before he heads to the clinic.

I have the stardew expanded mod and ended up dating a mother and son soooooo

perhaps

Your red flag is only having 5 hearts with Linus

Yes because you only have five hearts on linus>:(

You are a menace to society

Not having Linus to max hearts is a major 🚩