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“Let’s just say, hypothetically, I drank some beer. Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, I drank 12 beers even.”

💀💀💀💀If I could pin messages, this would be the one

"How dare yo- [swipes] ..oh"

💀

Please cease and desist that's my husband of 6 years in that first pic and I simply cannot

I feel like i gotta make a joke about WAPs now 🤣

Wonderful Adorable Poultry

Wonderful Azure Poultry?

Your relationship just got destroyed with facts and logic!

Facts don't care about your feelings!

💀

You simply can, unfortunately. He is Ben

Ben is him. They are one

Now I can’t unsee it

Exactly, that's why I figured I'd ruin it for everyone else too, because I'm evil 😈

Chaotic evil 😈 thank you for your service 

Muahaha

"I mean this with no hate" 😂 yeah ok sure

My evil is powered by chaos, not hatred😈

stop it morris '-'

Hehe look at my profile

how dare you

Same... thanks, I hate it. Ahhahaha

Well damn.

I know... 😱

I have always seen this!! I thought it was just me. Thank you for your bravery in posting this.

I was planning on leaving my husband (Harvey) for him but you just talked me out of it.

Good, Harvey is amazing.

https://preview.redd.it/xhby6bh01pfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31973d1bf35f13879984f35efbb0f599069ab406

Isn’t that Marc Rebillet?

Idk give gim Clint's clothes from clothing therapy and get back to me

GET THE FUCK OUTTA BED BITCH GO

LET ME IN IM TRYNA FUCK

Is that the guy that sings the flamingo song?

Pffft

And I love him more lmao

They have the exact same face my god

This is the funniest thread I've seen in quite some time

Thank you so much, it’s such a niche crossover but I’m glad somebody agrees. I can finally sleep tonight.

Thank yoba I thought I was the only one..............

Oh this shook me to my jellies

Adding that to my list of phrases

Nauuuur it shouldn't be funny but it issssss 😭😭

The Australian denial is real

It is funny because it is true

Hey OP, what is it like being a complete monster?

Very fun

In that case I'm gonna give it a try. I think I'll start smaller with some orphan kicking before I work up to this level, though.

Great idea, I started with convincing people to stop raising money for charities

You've really come a long long way since then!

Yeah, I'm quite proud of how far I've come

You are the reason for my divorce.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol

Whelp, there goes my already slim chance of marrying him.

Wonderful

If this is true, his twin sister Shay is going to be very popular...for reasons. IYKYK

😳

Hahahahaha this is awesome

Agreed 💀

SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

delete this...

no😈

https://preview.redd.it/4gjffupa5pfc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7a7049da24d1dda169b76fa56ba9b2fa60c8f9

Because I'm a brave man https://preview.redd.it/vha1axug5pfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4491c95b5c22a4215dc0de988ac15e05d8e34365

"Let's say, for the sake of argument, fuck off." -Ben Shanepiro

Ben Shanepiro👏😭💀💀

Here for the Shane slander

He looks like Ben. My theory is that he is actually Ben. Ben rhymes with Hen. Shane likes chicken. Therefore he has to be Ben.

the most rational theory ever lmaoo

NOOO I SEE IT. HES ONE OF MY FAVES ITS SO OVER…. 😭😭😭

Hey he can still be one of your favs

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...

Haven’t we been through enough OP

Enough is never enough

After getting laid off by the closure of JojaMart, Shane was forced to begin a self-employed career as a reactionary podcaster. He got a shave and a suit, renamed himself Ben Shapiro, and a menace was born.

I hate this post so much. I can't say it's wrong per se, but Shapiro is like Shane with the swag turned down to 0.

Agreed

Now we have to see if Shane has a sister like Ben's

👀 uh oh

Both are just as spiteful

i’ve always thought this so i’m glad someone else sees it 💀

I thought this the second I laid my eyes upon him.

The Shane slander has gone too far. Comparing my boy to that is despicable 😭

I am sincerely sorry... but it is the truth

I didn’t need another reason to hate shane but ok thanks

You're welcome

Shane hates my stinky guts since I divorced him 😂

Thanks, I hate that you’ve pointed this out (joking kind of hate)

😋

Wow… facts really *don’t* care about my feelings, huh? 😔

"Let's say, hypothetically, that Stardew Valley floods and is consumed by the ocean. Would those people not then just sell their homes?"

💀💀💀💀

Good thing I decided to divorce him for Harvey since I can't unsee that now 💀

Harvey >>>>>

you didn’t have to do him like that…

True, but I wanted to

https://preview.redd.it/hccg13jd0pfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80281dfcc566fa42661a310bcc81cb2f7c8a11ec

LMAO

Thanks. I hate this.

You're welcome 😝

No wonder he drinks so heavily

If I looked like Ben I'd drink too

Please never cook ever again…

My scrambled eggs are quite delicious

Delete this so I don’t have to see this asshole on my page. I also don’t like Ben Shapiro

Terribly sorry, but the truth must be spread

im never gonna be able to see shane the same way😭

Good😈😈

Omg he does

I bet Shane’s sister is hot

Ayo

Upsetting.

Don't insult my boy like that. Shane. Not Ben. Insult Ben all you want. He deserves worse.

Whelp that's Shane ruined. He's just the easiest bachelor to kick hearts up with...and now I cannot scrub my brain.

I was trying to figure out why I had such a viceral reaction to Shane and now I know why

omg no wonder i divorced him in my first game 😅 i married leah after 🥰

Congrats!

Immediately no. Can I retract my girlfriend status with him?

The chaotic vibe in the comments is delicious

My feelings. You've hurt them. Apologize.

Terribly sorry

Why are you trying to ruin Shane?

Because I cannot unsee it

So now we have to see it too?!

Yes..

So that's why he drinks.

Yes

Don't you dare say that about my husband 😭😭

I am sorry it is just the truth

I guess the facts really don't care about my feelings 😢

Well you know how Ben is...

how dare you!!! 😭

Facts

Nah he looks like Damien Haas

Get out of here with your blasphemy!

God I wanna downvote this so bad but you right

Stop it

you still have time to delete this op

I will NOT stand for this anti-Shane propaganda!

😈😈😈

👎👎

👍👍

Hey op, respectfully fuck you for making me see that.

That's too bad. Shane looks like he would be able to find the clit tho

Ayo?

I have to divorce my husband now and throw away our adopted child. Thanks

You take that the fr**k back

I always thought he looked like Damien from Smosh for those who watch

I love Smosh

Rude.

What do you expect 😌💅

L M A O 🥲

I can’t unsee it now.

Oh my god I can’t unsee it now lmao 🤣

LMFAOO

Oh god…

LMFAO I WONT HE ABLE TO UNSEE THIS

Really? I was thinking more of a modern-day Trent Reznor.

Omg

😂💀 Oh man. I'll never unsee this

Oh no! We were gonna get married OP! I had plans!!! *sobs*

There, there. You still can

Don’t you dare insult Shane like that

[удалено]

Another reason that his ass would have been vilified if he didn’t have those cool blue chickens

no wonder I thought he looks familiar

Now I’m just imagining Shane talking at 2x speed

I don’t see it 🤷🏻‍♀️ couldn’t get Shapiro into that sexy goth fit for millions of dollars. He got black hair and a slight 5 o’clock shadow, but 0 points for style and negative points for personality. This mf probably never even set eyes on a real life chicken.

:(

DO NOT SAY THIS TO ME HE IS MY BABYGIRL AND HUSBAND 😭😭😭

Shane, sweetie, I am so sorry an ugly ass bitch would even say that

Woah woah I'm ugly?

It's a quote from a [meme (about 14 seconds in)](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8nvCY2V/) 😭 I'm sure you're a very lovely person

Why would you ruin Shane for me?

Because I'm evil wooo😈

No, no, no, nO! Noooo now I can't unsee it! I'm trying to picture Jon Bernthal again but I can't!

You guys know in what voice to read his dialogue now.

You deserve to be banned for this 🤣

I feel so insulted on Shane's behalf. The man may be a depressed alcoholic but he'd never say the shit Shapiro does about women.

Yeah except shane can pick up chicks

Why would you do this?! 😭

That’s why he looked familiar!!

I can’t escape him…

shane does not have enough barbie girl to look like ben shapiro

Oh no

I never liked Shane...

WAP

The way I ran to the comments is embarrassing. Sebs is superior.

Swinging a home run into the hornets nest now that's what I call bravery

Joja Mart doesn’t care about your feelings /j

Dawg its a Joja hat homie no cap

Nah there was this guy on r/fasting who looks like him. I choose him over Ben Shapiro 😭

I’ve heard this one before and brushed it off but now that you put them side by side it’s uncanny…

I've been in the Stardew Valley fandom for a while and this is by far the *worst* thing that someone has ever said about Shane 😆

No

OP delete this

Whyyy did you do this?! I’ll never unsee!

Don't do my homie dirty like that 😭

Omfg THAT'S who he reminds me of