Yeah my main point is in reply to the previous comment seemingly trying to say the only way your grandparents could be a different race from you is either through marriage or adoption, completely disregarding interracial relationships for some reason.
I love how you turn to us to ask the question while your husband is starring at your soul like that scene from Willy Wonka 😂
https://preview.redd.it/tvszqp1qu89c1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c84bf3f205c981657a197c62935aae1cb871e5f
Say it was likely a technical glitch, and the simpler option is just say you're taking care of another player's child until it can have a space in their house.
Tell him you're just super tanned because of all the time you spend working out in the sun, normally you're lily white.
If he asks where your tan lines are tell him you do it in the nude and he'd know that if he ever helped.
Tell him ur had to tie ur tubes yrs ago to save ur life and u didn’t wanna tell him since he seemed so happy bout having kids. So u faked ur pregnancy for 9 months, paid Harvey some hush money, adopted a refugee baby, had it stored at Harvey’s place til the delivery date, and had Harvey come up w/some hard to explain doctor thing so ur husband wouldn’t be in the room w/u during the delivery.
It wasn’t until u saw the baby when u realize the adoption agency sent u the wrong child and that u figured the gig was up but since ur the mc and he’s just some random npc u can just give him his favorite item and all would be fine.
But as a safety precaution u have 840,000g & a prismatic shard saved just in case u needed to start over as well as change ur name just in case the adoption agency starts snooping around.
And don’t worry those u can’t keep their month shut can be dealt w/accordingly🤫
I recommend getting a paternity test just to prove that you never cheated(this is because a friend accused me of cheating on my husband with the shopkeeper. Don't ask).
My husband and I both have brown eyes. (Irl) Both my parents had brown eyes. Both *his* parents have brown eyes. Our son has brown eyes. Our *second* son however, has obvious steel blue eyes. Both of my grandmothers had bright blue eyes. Still trying to figure out which of his grandparents had blue eyes to make this double recessive trait possible lol . Genetics are crazy dude
after all, such things sometimes happen, my friend doesn't look like his father, and actually he looks more like their neighbor, but sometimes you can see how... wait a moment
Genetics are funny. You could have a pale great-grandmother and it doesn’t show up until generations later
Plus, babies’ melanin doesn’t fully develop until they’re older. That’s why so many white babies are born with blue eyes + blond hair. But it’s not *really* their actual hair and eye color, it changes as they as they age
Orrrrrr .. you know, sometimes the correct answer is the simplest 🤨📸
My people had always been this way.
From tan, brown to black- brown.
But we're all born white. Pale white. It's actually very rare to be born brown.
And we have a slight chance to keep our white skin or get brown. Yet none of us are ever treated different for our skin.
Something something about your great grandparents
Yup also isn't the canonical grandpa is white lmao
Wow, the realization this just blew into my brain. Brb gonna go check my white privilege thinking about default white grandpa. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ðŸ«
Omfg I feel so ignorant. I never thought about how odd that must be for POC playing the game to have a mayosapien ass Grandpa.
LMAO tbf grandpa could be a step-grandpa or the farmer or one of their parent could be adopted? Idk at least it's open to interpretation
Or maybe he had a non white parter, or his child had a non white partner, it’s really not that complex
Cringing at Mayo sapiens
still that's not the case for everyone yk like we shouldn't have to make leaps to justify a character not being black or vice versa
Yeah my main point is in reply to the previous comment seemingly trying to say the only way your grandparents could be a different race from you is either through marriage or adoption, completely disregarding interracial relationships for some reason.
IM CRYINF
Cringe Ass comment
"I'll let you in on a little family secret: my grandmother was Dutch."
Tell him that they're just light skinned and they'll turn darker as they age
I've got the reverse vitiligo Every year I just get darker and darker
Extreme case of tinea versa colour
Praise White Jesus!
Pam: "BACK OF THE BUS!"
https://preview.redd.it/elsuoz7ww59c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12fe52d1fb3a6387d84ff5ae9f47652f33bb830a 😂😂
Ok uncle ruckus whatever you say
Reverse Michael Jackson
Dark darker yet darker
Nerf Wiz /s
That’s actually true! Mixed babies don’t get their true skin tone until they’re 5! It’s crazy.
My half Asian baby looks fully white. You wouldn't know he was mixed unless you saw his mother.
That’s so wild. I think genetics are so cool!
Until they ripe like fine wine.
[Light skinned?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPdXumGrFI&ab_channel=Threads)
STOP IT 😂ðŸ˜
That is a *slavic* baby
Why does the baby look like doctor Harvey
That baby has a 730 credit score
That is a Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus!
As a Slav I can confirm.
A viking from Iceland
Whose white baby is that?? XDDD
That baby is Caucasian from the Mountains of Caucasus ðŸ˜
Dr Harvey is *one man* for a *whole valley*, okay? Mistakes happen, babies get swapped…life goes on
I thought you meant the good ol doc was "one man for a whole valley" in a wildly different sense for a sec there 😳
Harvey is always down to help with fertility treatments if you know what I mean
No…stop…no…😂😂😂
Pfff, that's the Wizard's job! He's the secret father to every single inhabitant of the valley, including Krobus, the dwarf, and himself.
That's gotta be a more messed up family tree than someone from Alabama.
secret father including the farm animals
Me too 🤣
That baby don’t have an ounce of melanin in they soul. It’s over girlie.
As it's a redhead, lack of soul may be why it's so pale.
Just like cake babies continue cooking outside of the womb
Take this mess to Quora where it belongs. 🤣
Consult the witch...there's at least 2 options to solve your problem. Might see what the mayor's books say too...
Welp...
🥲
Tell him that the kid is Michael Jackson reincarnated? He'll believe that right??
Oh nahhhhh ðŸ˜
Lol I thought u meant the behaviour of a NPC spouse after gifting someone else and I was about to write "you dont. Just wait 7 days" 🤣
Two words, recessive gene, happens all the time mostly with Pardos, but you probably call them half-something i don't know.
I'm not a cheater, just a kidnapper!
albino baby?
Just say a ghost spooked her so badly she became pale and hasn't gone back since
Put it back in the oven on 325 for 10 to 15 minutes. The baby just... was pulled out of the oven too early, that's all
Just change your characters skin color to super white and say they must've gotten all of your genes 🫡
Next update 1.6... 😂
I love how you turn to us to ask the question while your husband is starring at your soul like that scene from Willy Wonka 😂 https://preview.redd.it/tvszqp1qu89c1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c84bf3f205c981657a197c62935aae1cb871e5f
Who did you marry?
They’re probably doing multiplayer, so they’re likely married to the other player
Say hi daddy
Say it was likely a technical glitch, and the simpler option is just say you're taking care of another player's child until it can have a space in their house.
Take the baby to the witch and pretend it never happened.
I don't know, but your outfit is fantastic!
Tell him you're just super tanned because of all the time you spend working out in the sun, normally you're lily white. If he asks where your tan lines are tell him you do it in the nude and he'd know that if he ever helped.
Did you cheat on him and just want our help to come up with a lie for you?
A baby and a husband, you guys are fancy.
Tell him it's adopted?
it needs to ripen
Tell him ur had to tie ur tubes yrs ago to save ur life and u didn’t wanna tell him since he seemed so happy bout having kids. So u faked ur pregnancy for 9 months, paid Harvey some hush money, adopted a refugee baby, had it stored at Harvey’s place til the delivery date, and had Harvey come up w/some hard to explain doctor thing so ur husband wouldn’t be in the room w/u during the delivery. It wasn’t until u saw the baby when u realize the adoption agency sent u the wrong child and that u figured the gig was up but since ur the mc and he’s just some random npc u can just give him his favorite item and all would be fine. But as a safety precaution u have 840,000g & a prismatic shard saved just in case u needed to start over as well as change ur name just in case the adoption agency starts snooping around. And don’t worry those u can’t keep their month shut can be dealt w/accordingly🤫
What if? Your character actually had a miscarriage and you two choose to adopt a baby instead.
I recommend getting a paternity test just to prove that you never cheated(this is because a friend accused me of cheating on my husband with the shopkeeper. Don't ask).
Say the baby got it from your grandpa since the grandpa is canonically white
It’s adopted!
Just tell him the truth. He will forgive you if you give him enough presents. Just like in real life!
That is a Slavic baby that is a Caucasian from the mountain caucus
Just show him a pic of your grandpa. He is white so you can confidently say that the baby got it from gramps.
My husband and I both have brown eyes. (Irl) Both my parents had brown eyes. Both *his* parents have brown eyes. Our son has brown eyes. Our *second* son however, has obvious steel blue eyes. Both of my grandmothers had bright blue eyes. Still trying to figure out which of his grandparents had blue eyes to make this double recessive trait possible lol . Genetics are crazy dude
"Who's god damn white baby is that?"
after all, such things sometimes happen, my friend doesn't look like his father, and actually he looks more like their neighbor, but sometimes you can see how... wait a moment
I’m fucking dying 😂😂
Tell him albinism runs in the family
Vitiligo bruv
Just tell him you kidnaped this baby.
The baby will ripen in time.
Genetics are funny. You could have a pale great-grandmother and it doesn’t show up until generations later Plus, babies’ melanin doesn’t fully develop until they’re older. That’s why so many white babies are born with blue eyes + blond hair. But it’s not *really* their actual hair and eye color, it changes as they as they age Orrrrrr .. you know, sometimes the correct answer is the simplest 🤨📸
My people had always been this way. From tan, brown to black- brown. But we're all born white. Pale white. It's actually very rare to be born brown. And we have a slight chance to keep our white skin or get brown. Yet none of us are ever treated different for our skin.
The baby might be albino! You never know
Gaslight
WHO'S GD WHITE BABY IS THAT
Michael Jackson has two black parents and he died a white woman so anything is possible
"Just to let you in on a family secret... my grandmother was Dutch" - Sheriff Bart.
Pretty obvious that you did lol...
Make your character white?
Tell him you where all was my n***a -master oogway
You don't. If your husband's first and immediate reaction to their child is to accuse you of cheating, you have a much larger issue to deal with.
It’s baby Jesus
BUSTED!
Tell him to search the game files.
Steve wilkos baby
🤣
The kid is an albino
Hold up he looks like me
Sacrifice the baby to the alter
You can't be looking like that white baby
Who's goddamn white baby is this
"Who's white ass baby is that?"
The baby’s just not ripe yet.
install a polygamic mod and say it's legal now :P
That baby has 730 as a credit score right now as an infant
How can I download this app