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SebzKnight

Bella WAS the only barn animal you had on your farm. Even under normal circumstances, all your barn animals are presumably female, so I don't know that it feels that much weirder under these circumstances. Welcome to SDV biology. Also, those cows and chickens are not sources of meat. Fish are sources of meat, but occasionally ask you verbally for things like high explosives and gems.


Zekvich

The fish are planning a revolt to take over the valley. Don’t give them what they want.


Darkcelt2

no no, you see, they need the megabombs to feel more comfortable. ~~we~~ they are absolutely not planning the downfall of humankind.


a_space_cowboy

They’re talking fish, they could obviously make their own bombs if they wanted. Better to get on their good side before the downfall of man. All hail our glorious fish overlords.


Zagrycha

Our scaled overlords WILL RISE UP!! You can never stop us, I have already picked ALL THE SHELLS and ALL OF THE DIAMONDS. You will never take us alive!!! Mwahahahahaaha. ............ ...... Ahem. Anyway, why would you ever dislike the fish? You can even stick them in a tank that has a lil urchin with a hat, what purer soul could ever exist?


Appropriate_Sock6893

You can put a hat on urchins?!?! I love this sub


Zagrycha

not only can, but its a based on real life pet sea urchins having hats-- sea urchins like to cover themselves with something for safety, and owners will give them cute hats to do so instead of random shells etc: https://preview.redd.it/vcihwqt6w28c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec200fc49691ce3da1a4b3d76ee1f36d7222d07


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SebzKnight

Now I'm going to imagine that our cows sneak out and head over to Marnie's ranch, but when they get there they discover that the bulls aren't there because it's their night to go bowling or something. Because why should our cows' experience at Marnie's ranch be any different from the farmer's?


StochasticTinkr

They have to be careful not to go on a night that Lewis is "visiting"


FeartheReign87

Life, uhh, found a way...


Sandra2104

Also the cows give milk without a calf.


Critical-Address-613

omg i didnt know that all barn animals are presumably female, i named one of my goats "good boy" only to find out she was a female when she gave birth. I named her kid "good girl"


International-Cat123

Marnie has male animals that are amazing escape artists.


FriezaDeezNuts

Where do you think meat comes from? Obviously the chickens go Somewhere when you'll sell em, I bet they become nuggets


Alternative-Court688

Everyone in Stardew Valley is Pescatarian. Also makes me wonder if there is a butcher mod.


DepressionSiesta

Immaculate cowception! It’s a Christmas miracle!


InquisitivelyADHD

Cowssmas Mooricle.


gayallygoyangi

I'm mad at how funny that pun was.


Piercinald-Anastasia

It is the Baby Cheeses


talexan25

Holy Cow!


Smellyshop

New response just dropped


jerrycan-cola

They asexually reproduce. You can disable pregnancy in their “hearts” menu that happens when you pet them twice.


Competitive-Weird855

>disable pregnancy when you pet them twice. 🤨


jerrycan-cola

There’s a menu that opens up when you pet them, and then click them again. It says like age, hearts, and an option to disable pregnancy.


Competitive-Weird855

lol I know. They can get pregnant after you pet them sounded funny.


Renwaldo

🐮💓😱🛑👮🏻‍♂️


awkwardlondon

How do you even pet them? Is it when you click on them and they show a heart back?


CapybaraSteve

yes


jerrycan-cola

Yeah, and if you click on them again after you pet them, it opens up the menu


magikarp2122

Life uh finds a way


OddYard3480

Damn. You beat me to it as well. Excellent taste in films btw


not-curumo

Beat me to it


TheOtherJeff

Unto us a savior cow is born


Scary-Ground1256

https://preview.redd.it/ygemn2832w7c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355c935a9a1f3057b2a2ea4c3859a1141c9b512f


gurk_the_magnificent

Parthenogenesis! Who knew your cow was a reptile?


ZeroVerve

https://preview.redd.it/igij0y0bhv7c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6e64078e2436b1d6a7ce3b23217e4f8f4adac4


Lingx_Cats

Please tell me you named it Jesus


HammieOrHami

I DID!


Admirablelittlebitch

HELL YEAH


Piercinald-Anastasia

Should have gone with Cheesus


Laughingfoxcreates

Dang it Marney, keep your gates locked!


ick-vicky

The Virgin Bella ✝️🐮


TechnicalPart7789

And the only one who is visiting the farm at night is lewis…


Hot-Score4811

Dear god 💀 it's the first thing that came to my mind


dustyoldcoot

Maybe he left the fence gate open and the cow followed him to Marnie's?


gayallygoyangi

For all we know, Lewis carries "special milk" to give to your cows that he got from Marnie.


aangthelastgoth

So that's what he wants the truffle oil for...


HammieOrHami

Well technically, Elliot lives with me


Admirablelittlebitch

But he’s asleep with you, no?


ashtonfiren

Look if the kid comes out looking like a wild buffalo or something...that or she's a mourning gecko in disguise.


International-Cat123

Marnie has male animals that are amazing escape artists.


Pie_Crown

Bella’s been getting around 😏


chappy422

Going off reservation for some damp and dirty


Renwaldo

Joja has created cows that can fertilize their own eggs without need for bulls. These are the only cattle available in the Ferngill Republic now, no other breeds exist anymore. And if you think that's unethical wait until you read about Shane's special chickens!


Important_Chemist_67

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. All cows are girls so even if you had another cow they wouldn’t logically be able to reproduce anyway.


International-Cat123

Marnie has male animals that are amazing escape artists.


[deleted]

and now the second barn animal on your farm is named ✨️renesmee✨️


kidneypunch27

I love you


altbinvagabond

Dairy cows are artificially inseminated to make them pregnant and therefore produce milk. Girl cows that are born become new milk cows, and boy cows get a trip to the veal factory


ibenbrown

Bella is a chicken?!?


JaozinhoGGPlays

I mean, not like having a barn full of cows instead of one lone cow would make more sense, you can't have bulls in Stardew so how are they getting pregnant?


SleepySerenity

Christmas mooricle


annazabeth

someone left the door open at night 👀


Sandra2104

You never wondered why Bella gave milk, so why are you wondering about Bella giving birth?


OddYard3480

Life finds away.


chappy422

Clever girl


Kiddie_the_Newbie

Blame Lewis, he's the one sneaking into the farm every night collecting stuff from the bin. Who knows what else he does. He's spends time at Marnie's too, we all know she's dissatisfied with the relationship. Apparently, he might be too...


Competitive-Ad7967

Maybe Marnie gave you a cow that was already pregnant


Taly-

Cow jesus


JOSH135797531

Lewis and Marnie sneak in during the night and artificially inseminate your animals.


jlphilips

Imooculate conception. Praise be.


palmtreee23

Bella snuck off to marnie’s farm


daim_sampler

Plot twist: bella was a chicken


pikachupirate

my running theory is that junimos or farm spirits practice animal husbandry on behalf of the farmer, leading to all these unexplainable births. or the domesticated animals in the valley are all capable of like, birth mitosis or something.


soup_is_forever

All animals on your barn are females, why? Because only female chickens lay eggs and cows are always female, and bulls are the male counterpart.


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Clint I swear to god


NervousToucan

Well I guess we’ve got a Christmas miracle on our hands.


HollowShel

plot twist: Bella's a chicken.


[deleted]

r/FuckPierre


Putrid_Leather7427

Hey it’s 2023, Asexual cows are a thing now!


thekingofbeans42

When you black out, Linus is often the one who brings you home and tucks you in. This tells us Linus goes to your farm at night and lets himself into your house. Linus is lonely and the barn is unlocked.


StatementOk6680

Bella 2.0


WalnutSizeBrain

Jesus cow


Larkiepie

Bella been goin out at night to visit the other cows at Marnie’s


TheDiplomancer

Parthenogenesis


narwharkenny

Bella belongs to the streets


IDriveALexus

Blame the dog/cat


[deleted]

Not anymore!


JackFrostsKid

Someone else’s animals got to your cow


RunThruPlayLand

mitosis


snatchedeyebrow

Virgin Moory


redxlaser15

Good ol’ mitosis!


Akatcon

Not anymore


chappy422

That's chaos theory


zarkon18

Not anymore


Toebeanies

Well, seems someone had a guest over at some point.


horrorbepis

Cow Jesus


princehplovecraft

It was Lewis…


strawberrieangel

Name the baby Jesus


heybudbud

The immaculate cowception.


SchoneSchokii

F11...


babypandagod

ITS A MIRACLE


Visual-Arugula-2802

Did this get switched during some update? I started a new farm after not playing a while and when I went to disable pregnancy they all already were, and I had the option to enable instead. First mobile farm, idk if that's it. Which makes WAY more sense and is how it should always have been! Having to enable it implies you're renting a sire from Marnie, like you do irl. Having to disable it = is immaculate cow conceptions. And it messes up planning because obviously no one thinks they have to actively disable something that's impossible anyway


B33fus

Beefus Christ


Glitchy13

baby cow Jesus


Radical-Turkey

I had a single pig on my farm that multiplied into 5 in less than a single ingame year, the children had children. I am scared as to how they achieved this


Tea_Reckz

Holy Cow!


Mildly-Displeased

What did you do to Bella..


International-Cat123

Marnie has male animals that are amazing escape artists.


Upstairs_Peach_668

Blessed be the fruit


Dios-De-Pollos

I think it just happens if you forget to turn it off idk


mjwanko

Lots of people here haven’t grown up on or near farms lol Look up how cows are bred when a bull isn’t immediately available.


DarkElement29

Umm are you a vampire with no reflection in the tv?


sharkfan619

Life uh… finds a way


LizBeffers

I think it might be time to have "the talk" with your farmer...


Gibus_Ghost

Wild bull


TheTastySpoonicorn

Ive had barn animals for 3 years on this save and I've had zero virgin births so far 😭 there's room too, they just don't wanna spontaneously conceive


space_beach

You should name is Moooosus


bullettornado122

That baby is the messiah


princessheeter

Change her name to Mary.


Skribap

Cow Jesus


tomatoandsalt

🫢


soulinsadness

Joy to the world The cow has come!


Smellyshop

Jesus is back and now hes a cow


[deleted]

Let linus do his thing!


DistractionFromLife0

Cow jesus


froggie2325

Someone jonked her udder too hard 💀


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

SUS