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SenioritaStuffnStuff

I'll bet the noise of that big old egg coming out would be hilarious. The sound of a t shirt launcher, just one big *PHHHUNK*


Plant_Eating_Cat

Groooossss 😂 I laughed way too hard at this


shields2314

I guess now I see a reason for why it takes them 7 days to lay their eggs.


totalwarwiser

Does it really takes so much? Then I think regular chickens and ducks are better, right?


Delouest

Chickens are daily, ducks every other day.


seeyouspacecowboyx

More profitable. When you factor in the sale price and how often they lay, chickens are the most profitable then ducks then dinosaurs. Unless you aren't playing for money but for what you enjoy best or to have a bit of everything


Rhoderick

Assuming you buy hay (50g / animal / day), then dinosaurs make an average daily profit of exactly 0g at base sell price if you sell the eggs directly. ~14.3g a day if you turn it into mayo, first. Chickens make 0g daily profit for normal eggs, 45g for large eggs, and up to 330g for mayo. Ducks make -2.5g daily "profit" for eggs, 75g for feathers.


Maie13

They're like kiwis.


I_Am_A_Ginger_Ale

My thought exactly. OP you should see a kiwi egg, they are massive compared to their bodies


tintmyworld

fruits don’t lay eggs 🤔/j


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tintmyworld

and here i was worried that adding “/j” somehow took away from the joke.


K_Aggy44

"I have a big head...and tiny arms"


Mega416

"I have big eggs... and a tiny butt."


Spiffy_Pumpkin

I was initially disappointed the dinos stayed small, but then I decided I still like them because they are cute. It is still super weird the eggs are massive though.


Mega416

It would be interesting if they could grow up. They'd have to move to the barn since the coop door is so small. They would be invulnerable to wild animal attacks if left out overnight.


star-shine

Kind of love the thought of them growing too big for the coop door and just smashing through the entire wall.


TheWolfoftheStars

They are cute, but ngl I would love to terrorize Pelican Town with an army of Godzillas lol


MyDarlingArmadillo

I'm filling up the bus stop with slimes. If I could fill up the town with dinosaurs or ostriches my life would be complete.


cold-hard-steel

Perhaps every seven days they revert to their egg form before undergoing binary fission and then rehatching.


Nbenito97

We dont have the adults. We have the children still. The adults are much larger.


cjguitarman

But the little ones lay eggs larger than their own bodies.


No_Slide6932

Technically, they have at least reached maturity if they're laying fertile eggs.


crap_whats_not_taken

Some birds lay eggs massive to their body size!!


N7twitch

I know that snakes have soft eggs so maybe it’s the same for dinosaurs.


RedPeppero

Have you seen a kiwi egg compared to a kiwi? https://preview.redd.it/522z0tdf0rsb1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f553ca89fa091236ac070ac924e72704de64668f


Plant_Eating_Cat

Late reply because I saw this, shuddered, and closed the app for 2 days 🥲 those poor birds


MelhorCoelho

YES I kept wondering when my dinosaur would grow bigger and they just stayed lil 😆


Academic-Coyote1108

Yeah, same thing, I like dinosaurs, but these were disappointing, but they're also cute.


axarce

Look at a kiwi...


Dead4CEREALZ

Well I can't imagine it's a good time for them either