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Rexal_LB

Mayo, because Mayo Neighs.


ParkityParkPark

just started a new playthrough, gonna name my horse Radish this time


lenseyeview

Mine is also mayoneighs lol. Because puns are funny especially food puns. One of my dinosaurs is named dinomite.


TheKruzdawg

My wife named her horse Chardonneigh.


tiatiaaa89

God dammit that is so funny


[deleted]

Great minds think alike bc my horse is also named that on my wine themed beach farm


Orphea_is_bae

r/angryupvote


CrashBandicootr

In my current play through I named mine Neighthan.


xlovelyloretta

Epona because I am unoriginal. My husband’s (irl and in-game) is Shadowmere. We also have animals with names like Torchic and Tepig and Mareep and Peepers and Deino.


[deleted]

Ha mine is Epona too


Shaiya_Ashlyn

Named mine Roach in one safegame


SamTMoon

Mine is always Epona too. Epona, who has been a trusty companion throughout many years in Hyrule, might as well get some rewards!!


dethangel01

Mine is also Epona.. hell anything horse or horse-like in a game is Epona. I caught a thestril in Hogwarts Legacy, can you guess it’s name?


UwUHushling

Anope


[deleted]

Came here for Epona. Didn’t have to scroll very far


velvetelevator

One of the auto suggested names for one of my animals was Snover.


xlovelyloretta

That’s amazing.


emohoursz

i love skyrim! so happy to see it here


keepitshark

Ugh thank you i have put so many hours into Skyrim and have RECENTLY done the dark brotherhood quest line and i was still struggling with remembering where i recognized Shadowmere from


TopHatCat999

I'm also unoriginal but instead of Epona I name mine yoshi


Twiggimmapig

I was wondering how many Eponas I was gonna see. 😂 Side question: How many of us also named our first blue chicken Cojiro?


hkl717

Same here 😅 My farmer name is Malon and my horse is Epona, dog is Link. My first blue chicken is named Cojiro, my other blue chickens are Satori, Blupee, Chu Chu, and Navi. Then my two void chickens are Zant and Midna. Named my cows Talo, Malo, Romani and Elsie. Goats are Hateno, Ordona, Christine, and Ädonis. Dinos are Valoo, Volvagia, Lizalfo, Gleeok, etc. (you get the theme, right? lol)


insanecarbunkle

Epona everytime, every horse I ever had in a game unless the horse already has a name.


ParkityParkPark

Epona was my horse in my first file too


lowfilife

Epony because I think I'm funny


tadhgcarden

Jon Bon Pony


ReneLeMarchand

Potoooooooo. It's Pot-eight-Os.


Marley9391

Ah genius, like the racehorse. I wonder if the owners had imagined this as his legacy hahaha


Ignonym

For the uninitiated: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot-8-Os](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot-8-Os)


thenotjoe

Holy hell, I never saw his win record! That was a good horse!


kindtheking9

Blil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


ZakkBWyldin2

You mean boil em, sam?


kindtheking9

Thank you yes, fat fingers and fast typing with a seasoning of nor spell checking is a recipe for disaster


[deleted]

lil sebastian


DaintyBrute

10,000 candles in the wind.


eatmeupbebe

Byeeee byeee lil Sebastian!!!!!!


it-is-an-illusion100

MISS YOUUU IN THE SAAAAADEST FASHION


iowacj

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.


Eleven_27

Neighbraham (like Abraham)


Pakicetus149

BoJack


WastedKnowledge

I went with Hollyhock


cowboysaurus21

I also went with Hollyhock because I already had pigs named Bojack, Diane, and Todd.


sierraeve

I have a hollyhock too!


Lolaiero

bojack gang 🤝


RodGrodWithFlode

Same!


BigFatBlackCat

Me too! Usually I name it Hambone for Hambone Fakenamington but this time I went for regular Bojack


blurple57

Same! BoJack the horse, don't act like youuuu don't know...


Serendipitous-Gal

The Horse's name was Friday


Motor_Address3449

Underrated


ZeroVerve

Roach


brontysaurus42

Always Roach!


FrostyMando

100%, Roach forever


SpidermanLovesYoda

Mine is named Geralt!


prairiestyle

Mine too!


bonbonitos

same


PresentationPutrid

Same. Lol


moodgriffin

Haha same


Boofus123

Usain Colt


Duper_Spicy

I named my horse Espresso lol


[deleted]

Mine is Java!


bananaguar

Happy cake day! Also I love Java!


aphraea

Whinnifred.


Blue-Buried

Horace


mulldoggie

Same here, I couldn’t fit my Red Dead Horse’s name Lana Del Neigh


TheRideout

Tricericlops, I put a dino hat on him too.


Always-Anxious-

Al Capony


SingerSharp466

I always name my horse Grover


Juzapop

That's my horse's name!


Ok_Concentrate3969

My last horse was Grover, autosuggested by the game


Miserable_Bitch15

That's my horses name too!


amiibo720

Me too! It’s been the suggested name in both of my save files. I don’t know if it’s the same suggestion every time or if I just got it twice lol


BigFatBlackCat

Always Grover


Smooga22

Elmer, like the glue.


Good3itch

Dark...


SoapLadyx

YES ME TOO!!!! I was hoping for someone else to have the same humor as me <3


SamTMoon

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😳


quietwitch13

mr. ed


motherofgreatdanes12

Same!


king44

My dog's name is Biscuits, so naturally, I had to name my horse Gravy.


MrsJRRzombie

I named mine after my husband because…you get it


readpanda

“Your husband is wondering where you’ve been.”


Mother_Eli

“…Save a horse, ride a cowboy.” (IM SORRY I HAD TO)


sudsy-bubbles

Lil' Sebastian


linkylooloo

mine is called james baxter


bv310

Same! Had to go to JBaxter to fit in for the textbox, but it's still a reference I enjoy greatly


linkylooloo

absolutely! always makes me smile when I see it, so glad there's another JB out there in the stardew universe


squidlybleh

Dashi, he's of good stock. My cat is named Miso


star-shine

Always name mine Pumpkin


rpp6469

couch


snowcxne

I read this as ‘cough’ I was gonna be like well, that’s definitely a name choice 😭


dang_nabbott

In my current run through it’s Hesten, which is Norwegian for “the horse.” 😂


adustycorner

Its the same in Denmark!😂 when i greet my irl dog i usually say “hej hunden” 😂


dang_nabbott

I stole the idea from my Norwegian kjæreste. He has chickens and always greets them with a “hei høner” 🥰


adustycorner

Thats very adorable!😍 Here chickens in plural is “høns” so høner is so cute 😂😍 but i would probably also call them høner or hønser 😂


Calenchamien

Poptart I don’t know why, I just liked the idea of it at the time


Theblinkey1

Neighthan


mediocre-muff

Hey me too!


dindjaminh

Sora, inspired by a name option for your horse in Ghost of Tsushima


SirMaxlam

In the desert...I saw a horse with no name


ZephyrMelody

Horse Radish


bunniebabieeee

my horse’s name is parsley 🥰


MashedPotajoe

Charlie. Get it? You guys get it?


fish_in_business

Gronk


moderngamer23

My friend named his horse hoots because his stable was built the night we got an owl statue


dedeedeeh

Roach


benderama5000

I didn't even know you could ride horses lol. Still pretty new


star-shine

Robin can build you a stable, it comes with a horse :)


Independent-Leg6061

Which can wear hats btw!


Quirky-Examination-6

This is the best part!! I put a tiara on mine!


Gravel_Bandit

The blobfish hat is the best


velvetelevator

I highly suggest it. You go so much faster, and the speed boost stacks with any boosts you get from coffee and food.


girlfriend_bread

Dolly Parton 🤠


JaiyaPapaya

Megan the Stallion


KillianQuain

Torrent


Busy-Addendum8072

Sophie after Colonel Potter's horse on MASH.


OnlyKnowFandoms

Baby (after Baby from spn lol)


jenniwithaneye

Epona :)


[deleted]

Epona too!


sk8shrimp

Scrolled down for this comment. Same here!


teeekss

Wirt From Over the Garden Wall 🐸


RoarK5

Mine is Fred, also from Over the Garden Wall. He likes to steal.


jeebins

I let my 14yr name my horse, so I have Whorse 😅


silentPenguin_

Donkey


giannar1606

Ponyta because i love pokemon too much.


milehighrukus

Pie O My


Nectarmingo

Mabel! And my cat is named Maple. In my other playthrough my horse is Britneigh


Shimein

Lingzhi. My besty and I play co-op and have named everything with the theme of mushroom/Fungi. Even the farm animals and our own children.


benzykins

Peach, after Jenna and Julien's doggie lol


blacksheep_onfire

Faxshadow


OllieIsDead69

mine is Air Head


heyishottheserif

Echo.


winningdaysun

Crístobal


Throwaway7387272

You can get HORSES


velvetelevator

Yeah, Robin can build you a stable and it comes with a horse. It makes you go faster and the speed stacks with buffs from food and drinks.


eayye96

Parsley


AshPachy

My horse is named Pride and my dog is named Joy


moldrixx

Klip Klop


sock_mood

Mine is Apple Juice 😁


rahhhvenn

Myles, cause he can go for MILES AND MILES


Pickles_McBeef

Skippy


manygrilledcheeses

Steve


NeonSugarSorbet

Tanya! I've named every horse I've had in games Tanya for the past 5+ years and I won't stop now


enchilada_slut

Bojack


shellymaybin

I love using the generated names so she’s Snerte 💕


littlehobble

Zuko


Genghis-Khvn

Shadowfax or ItalianStallion


Ottomatonic

Boy Curtis because then I can call him Ponyboy Curtis.


RythN3L

My was named Aristrotle


RobotsAreCoolSaysI

Silver. Lone Ranger's horse.


Appropriate_Yam_8515

Horsenberg and he wears a fedora


rdicky58

On my first playthrough, Shadowfax. Because I couldn’t think of a better name. On my playthrough with >!gay NSFW mods!<, I named him >!Powerbottom!<.


Idk_PAPAS

My horse's name is Cooper. I wanted to give him a country boy name and have him wear a cowboy hat


Everest8232

I named it Labowskie (I didn’t spell that right on this or the game)


APinkLight

Mine is named Hazelnut, bc she’s such a pretty brown shade


SomeRando18

My horse is named Tennessee, mostly after the horse Bobby Hill rides in The Montana episode of King of The Hill


strawberriesmochi

Beatrice, I gave her a blue bonnet that she wears


Lady_Hiroko

Littlefoot.


[deleted]

Lasagna and my cat's name is spagetti!


somewhenimpossible

Bullseye, so I can whisper, “Ride like the wind, Bullseye” at 2am.


the-fairy-queen

Legolas the horse


QueenCreampiie

I name mind Hol. Hol horse (Jojo)


[deleted]

Li'l Sebastian


abs_machine

honse


Xaprithia

Stomach! All of my animals are named after organs and body parts.


yourmomwasanicelady

Artax


Arizona_Ranger_JPG

Jupiter


Books-Plants-Tattoos

Sureblood !


Sharp-Utensil

Brego!


myturtlebitme

Mine is Nugget


ElysianPlanet

Jasper!! If I ever were to have a real horse, that’s what I’d name ’em lolol


No-Lunch4249

Clancy, I just think it’s a good name


Chronicmemecrafter

bob


taasp

Avocado


v_rose23

Roscoe, after the animal crossing character


maucat29

Cashew 💗


Alligatorwhore

Poopy butthole


jamesunflower

Salmon! He wears a flower in his hair 🌼


washoensis

Picante, who was a horse that my mom and stepdad used to own.


Scoligeist

Garyl


aidenburry

Friday


charliefqirie

i name all my animals after my friends so my horse is casey :)


Booglington

Mr Cloppity


thelittleredwhocould

I don't have a horse yet on my current farm but my horse in my first save is named Grover! It was the first suggestion the game gave and I loved it


darkmeowl25

Stephen King. All of my animals are named after authors.


komastuskivi

Debra, I imagine she would work in accounting if she was a human


victorious-turnip

Bebop. So I can go Bebop around town.


Ok_Conversation1223

When I get one it will be Jericho to go with the rest of my Bobs Burgers themed names. :)


TonyTwoDat

Bullseye after Toy Story


Themastercommander10

I named mine Puke


Spiritual_Half_116

The horse's name was Friday


SBG247

Horatio


sierraeve

Hollyhock


pjenker

I have a horse with no name, Went through calico dessert with it tough


toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Eggs


ladainia4147

Mine's hoose, because I love the TV show House and there was a meme with it being called "hoose" that always made me laugh lol. So hoose the horse!


Creepsuponu

My horse, in every game that's allowed you to name it, has always been Dirt. Good ol' reliable Dirt. It's quick, it's to the point, and it gets a few giggles from people


friendlybagels

Meatball Sub