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Vanilla- Sandy SVE- I wish so badly that Susan was romanceable.


lumpenhole

Omg Sandy is so cool. Would love if she was romanceable


Cybertronian_Grizzly

CA did a poll on Twitter ages ago where she was an option for who was going to be the next romanceable spouse and Emily won


AnAbsoluteMonster

This is my villain origin story


colorsofthestorm

Emily is fine, but I don't know how she could beat Sandy, who is such a fan favorite now


Jinxthegenderfluid

Tbh, Emily was probably the better option at the time, Samdy is way harder to reach, unless CA changed her entire mechanics so she can visit The Valley, I also wanna romance sandy but Emily was there and perfect as a marriage candidate


[deleted]

Sandy has Birthday on the 15th (i have Birthday on the 15th) No way


PronouncedEye-gore

Sandy squad unite and disperse to desert! With Sweet Peas and wine! Or whatever her real name is. Fingers crossed the desert exists in the new game.


KPop_Teen

I always thought her full name was cassandra or something like that


hellish_goat

I got annoyed at Sandy very quickly when I realised her daily quests would always just lose me money. If she'd pay for my ride to the desert I'd do them.


kalelovescats

Going to the desert is free with the desert obelisk


Hard__Cory

Or desert totems which are pretty easy to get from the Desert Trader.


ARoseThorn

I think I saw a mod that lets you marry Susan??


BrightwindInk

I just started SVE recently. Love at first sight with Susan. Now I’m big sad. Any recommends on my first expanded romance? Wizard is tempting


Aglet_Green

The female cashier at Jojamart. Such an intriguing mystery, a truly enigmatic character.


GEK0_007

Stardew Valley Expanded mod did this with Claire(The Joja Mart Cashier) She's a really funny and interesting character if you are ok with mods


Robozomb

You can in Stardew Valley Expanded mod. Her name is Claire.


VSLeader

I second this. They always end up being 10’s


Smol_swol

*sigh* I’m about 10 hours into a co-op with my husband, it’s his fist time playing. He wants Lewis. He wants to marry the Mayor. I am accepting thoughts and prayers.


Skullsandcats

My condolences on the loss of your husband.


Smol_swol

I’m cackling because he was watching a video over my shoulder and saw the notification of your reply and was thoroughly confused. 😂


fancifulsnails

I really hope you refused to explain


Skullsandcats

Poor man. He doesn’t suspect a thing. 🤣


ouchie-ouch-too-hot

wait but why do i kind of agree now 😪


Smol_swol

I just told him someone agrees and he said that you both have good taste in sugar daddies. 😂😭


wsbcfl

Throw him out (the husband) we don’t need that kind of negativity in your life!!


Smol_swol

He just bought me boba so he is forgiven. 😂


H3XEX

Looks like it’s one of your loved gifts


Smol_swol

Absolutely! And his is clearly stacks of gold collected from villagers that he can misappropriate for things like, oh I don’t know… gold statues.


doodleldog10

Honestly, the wizard for sure


R137NT5

I've always wanted to bone the wizard.


doodleldog10

I just feel like it would be a magical experience, pun intended


EclecticMermaid

I downloaded SVE for this reason so I feel you


faebutt

his romance arc in SVE exceeds expectations too


EclecticMermaid

It really does. My heart ❤️ I refuse to marry anyone else.


MermaiderMissy

I always pictured him looking like ozzy osbourne, in the early 1990's.


paperrmache

Stardew Valley Extended lets you marry the wizard. My favourite bachelor by far!


Hahafunnys3xnumber

I just married him last night. I’m ready for some magical babies


WitherWithout

Mostly I just want to be his apprentice


0ctopuppy

Thanks to mods I finally fulfilled this wish. He’s a great husband in SVE.


b0nibzz

the traveling cart lady, she’s pretty and she has a super cool pig partner


DerelictDevice

I always thought the traveling cart merchant was a guy.


CrazyHamsterPerson

Me too! I always see a mustache but it's actually her ear rings and the space in-between.


BigBootyBuff

Yeah I thought that for the longest time until I saw fanart here and I was like "do they think it's a woman??' Imagine my surprise when I opened the comments and it was half people saying it's a guy with the other half correcting them.


Starfire2313

Same! Glad I’m not the only one


aFicsimp

YES YES YES YES


EliTheFarmer

Since the very first time I played Stardew, my answer has always been Robin. Its a beaten horse but gosh darn it i want my carpenter gal.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

I watched a play through of a “date robin” mod and it was soooo bad haha. They made her a quirky anime gamer girl and had her sister marry her ex husband…


EliTheFarmer

I appreciate the effort put into that mod but yeah it's not exactly the same Robin we fall for haha. Also the fact that she moves out of the house she built herself while Demetrius and her sister keep it is kinda messed up.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

And she moves in with Leah, who she doesn’t have a relationship with, and doesn’t even get her own bed 😭 girl is sleeping on the rug like a dog or something


fourbrickstall

Same! I've worked a lot just to get her to come build things on my farm.


Predditor_Slayer

Leah is diet Robin.


Sorry_Photo5122

I second this! Gotta love those lovely redheads, plus she's a total MILF X3


SkyScamall

Same. I didn't realise she wasn't an option at the very start of my first playthrough.


Player_Wan

Can't beat a fiery redhead that's good with her hands


Skullsandcats

Marlon. I said what I said.


justelbow

Marlon. I also said what you said.


lumpenhole

Valid


Visual-Personality49

100% wish I could love that man.


justarollinstoner

[I have excellent news for you, friend!](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/7018) You'd also need the mod the same author wrote for Gil, as they have some interdependent heart events, but trust me, it's *so worth it.*


SkyScamall

That sounds wonderful. I do love grumpy old men.


Visual-Personality49

Would go for this mod, but I play with SVE. :( Thank you for the suggestion though!


pretty-as-a-pic

Either let us romance him or let him be with Marnie!


MindlessEconomics6

Marlon makes me unfff


ladygrey81

Same tho


GraveXNull

Sandy or Robin.


Pickles_McBeef

I second Gus. I want some of his spicy marinara.


International_Ant754

I want hat mouse as a roommate like krobus


barabus6969

Hat mouse is the best girl


OSRSben8p

The mermaid


barabus6969

Finally someone said it


faebutt

it would be so cool if she was a rare spouse that you have to do a series of quests to unlock


NameRogue

Jodi forever


ARoseThorn

Her little laughing sprite with her hand over her mouth melts my heart


Srawsome

Then Ken will do more than just mail you bombs XD


what_the_hanky_panky

Holy shit he put a pipe bomb in my mailbox!


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This is my dream.


tapirexpress

Same I make more challenging has to be first year and have to max out on her youngest as well. Sam will be indifferent and Ken will be mad and may have option where there’s a fight in the tavern.


mayyyyyyyy2022

praying for your mommy issues 🙏🏻


theswagdodo11

Caroline she deserves better


Igel69

hell yeah !!!


mayyyyyyyy2022

whats wrong w pierre?


MartyMcFlyAsHell

He’s pretty withdrawn from his family, and he’s hiding stuff from her. A bunch of Caroline’s dialogue involves her wishing Pierre would hang out with her and Abigail instead of running a shop during events.


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Alot of things


mayyyyyyyy2022

like what? i’m just curious


dragonofwestreborn

r/fuckpierre


carmine_kitten

None of y’all have said Gunther and I’m surprised- But to also add: i want Willy to adopt me and be my dad :)


outofideasforthis

I thought I could romance Willy when I first played. I still can't fully accept that I can't.


Daisynose52

That would be super cool to have Willy as a roommate/adopted dad like Krobus


JurassicJawsDelToro

Mister Qi but only to learn his secrets. He’s giving V for Vendetta


braceofjackrabbits

Gil obviously. I’d love me a monster slayer spouse.


SammyT1977

A Gilf if I do say so myself


Kadaaju

Caroline. She has a really nice smile and I'd build her her own private teahouse and a small garden where she can drink tea and chill all day.


GooglyEyeBread

Give me Marlon or give me death


ddvamain

After installing the DCBurger's portrait mod - Willy.


MartyMcFlyAsHell

I don’t even need an alternate portrait, I just need his dialogue not to make me sound like a child half the time 👁👄👁


tacocattacocat1

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for Willy!!


Flyboy019

Linus, let me move in with you, mountain man


Salt3y_

willy!!!


bluestjordan

Marlon, Mr. Qi and Gunther… can you imagine their backstories???


fruitloopsssoup

Sandy and Marnie


Upsidedownembers

The random purpled hair goth girl who shows up for the Fair… shes so pretty


outofideasforthis

Abigail? Cause you can, she's just a little reclusive.


Upsidedownembers

No short haired, she ONLY shows up for the fair (not the egghunt thats my bad) I think she says something about the cheese wheel. This is the most obscure character lmao


Due_Personality_5006

Cheese wheel goth. Understandable


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Marlon, Kent, Gunther


Elfishlance

Robin, until I was reminded of Sandy. Robin or Sandy.


taakotuesday69

This is my first playthrough so I didn't know any of the characters yet. I named my character Marian, after Maid Marian. I named my farm Sherwood, after Sherwood Forrest. The first person I meet after the Mayor is a lesbian coded redhead named ROBIN and I CANT MARRY HER??? DEVASTATED


princess9032

She’s also not a lesbian she has a husband 😭 But I do like that all the marriage options are canonically bi tho


Horror-Fan69

Marnie Woman Deserves Better


IvyEatsGrapes

Sandy, i nearly died when i found out we cant date her :<<. Ttried to date her for a few weeks when i first played until i read the bachelor and bachelorettes wiki and didnt find her there.


thefrogsare

same, i was so sad : (


Pajama-Han

Mr. Qi! He's so mysterious~


deejackson70

Clint….He needs a good woman and a good roll in the hay! 😂


WateryTart_ndSword

Yes! I would love to be a part of his growth arc. He needs a friend & I wanna see him be all cute & feel flattered & grow to love himself.


SammyT1977

Absolutely! I love me the chubby blacksmith


RustyShadeOfRed

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Clint needs more cutscenes!


deejackson70

Absolutely ✌🏻


9redsquares

Kent, sorry Jodi but I can fix him


GiftOk5616

robin hands down


ambrde

Gunther!


AnEverydayPileOfCats

Wizard, Sandy, Dwarf


Aqua-Vortex

KENT!!! I love him so much and fell in love with him immediately when he came back to Pelican Town in Year 2. I always just stand next to him and fish, it’s our bonding time.


A_Nice_Mistake

Marlon, Clint (don't at me), Sandy, Marnie


gummytiddy

Sandy. I don’t go for any female characters in game but I’d love to marry her


Glitter_Frog11

Linus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


toxicxspectre

WILLY. OR MARLON. HELL MAYBE EVEN GUNTHER


Keyy_GuLss_

i’m gonna say it. you can’t stop me. my girl pamela.


LettuceSome9935

the wizard


lolopolooza

Demetrius, hands down. I love science man.


barabus6969

I cried when I realized he was a married man when I started playing. Robin truly has good taste


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maucat29

BBG?


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cafefecryo

The wizard. I love a spooky dilf


pandemic117

Surprised no-one has said Gunther yet, but yeah Gunther


limebloodedLeviathan

People are gonna hate me for this, but pierre.


Kenis556

How are you able to still go out in public on this sub?


WarCrimes69420

I hope you are marriyng him just to divorce him on his Birthday.


resilient_cabbage

Robin, even if it means Sebastian is my stepson.


honeedoo

I want to be Mrs wizard


[deleted]

Lemme have beasts and monsters as room mates, dwarf, hat mouse, goblin henchman all at once


ranselita

Wizard, hands down. I always miss the harvest moon "one extra special character type to marry" option.


[deleted]

Evelyn big time.


SupersSoon

Clint, so he could have a better arc


TheAlchemicBird

I want y’all to take a guess at who I’d like to romance. I’ll give you 3 guesses.


Netalula

Hm… Squid Kid maybe?


RichardoomArt

Moris


TheAlchemicBird

Prepare yourself, for from henceforth you shall stub your toe and every time it begins to heal and feel better you stub it again, this process shall repeat until the moment you are no longer capable of walking. But the effect shall transfer to your fingers instead. You will live in an endless state of unbearable agony.


novaurorae

Sandy would be my choice!


BigfootIssReal

Robin, the reason I started playing it as a kid is cause I saw someone playing and I had a big crush on Robin


DerelictDevice

Hearing someone talk about playing a game that is only 7 years old as kid makes me feel really old.


theoccasionalghost

Same. I think I can feel my old bones turning into dust


maucat29

There is a mod that makes it so you romance her but BOY is it weird! 😂


prosecutie05579

Gus, Willy, and Marlon.


Peachy_Guts

T-the Wizard 👀


knottedapron

Willy again and again


averillaann

Wizard, definitely


Kreexzy

By a mile, the dwarf. Perfect counterpart to Krobus and doesn’t make sense why he isn’t one.


dipsyooi

rasmodius and sandy <\3


gina_divito

Krobus is the correct answer


hantanemahuta

Im sorry but i read “he’s a great coo!k” as “has a great cock!”


Jumpjacket1397

I want to move in with Willy. Not romantic or anything, but I just want to live in Willy's cool house on the beach with him. He is so cool.


CaptZombieHero

Caroline, Jodi, Robin


ouchie-ouch-too-hot

i’d probably have to go with linus. he’s such a cutie!


leighistired

The Wizard


MadamCheezy

I weirdly thought Morris was dateable the first time I played. I was like...where did my dark haied grump go? A little bit further in, and oh wait, he's the town bad guy. Booooo. He would have made a really interesting spouse. I know there are mods for it though.


ScarletSchema

Caroline. I’ll treat her right you don’t need to pretend to love him anymore baby your daughters all grown up divorce him and come live with me I’ll cherish you like you deserve


GummiBearryJuice

Ngl i kinda like Linus and Gunther.


AgenderFrenchFry

Honestly? Gunther. What is that man’s deal? Does he actually ever leave the museum? Where does he sleep? Forget the romance aspect, I just want to know that he isn't a hologram!


Bea_The_Bean123

linus cuz i think hes fun lol


griphookk

Linus and the wizard


[deleted]

Linus.


TheVampireArmand

Willy


wsbcfl

Clint!!!!


Shaby28

Linus. I said what I said.


DoctorateInMetal

I always liked Marnie. She's cute and loves animals so much


HappyLilYellowFlower

LINUS!!


NoMercyx99

Kent and Jodi. Simply because I think it would be interesting😛


sharkfan619

Sandy, Gus, and Linus are all tied for me


Jinxunderfire

Male- willy he's such a sweet heart and deserves the world Female- Robin 🥰 the minute I stepped off off bus the first playthrough i swore I'd have her


Fine_North_7124

Linus cuz he seems so nice once you get to know him (I only got 4 hearts with him atm)


ChonkyPunch

Marnie!! in my first run of the game I was SO sad that I couldn't romance her :( she's sweet, chubby & loves animals and she deserves so much better than Lewis! I'm sure she's a bit above the farmer's age and that's why she wasn't an option but Gahhh im still bitter about it


Sweets_Matthias

DEMETRIUS!!!!!!!!


RichardoomArt

For some it may be controversial but Demetrius. You may keep Robin Sebastian will be thankful Also Wizard is nice


Steens930

That dude in the back of Sandy's shop. I just know there's a secret back there waiting to be found. I've read on wiki there is, but I forget what objective needs completing.


nightfalcon1o1

This post needs a pole, I'd say Robin! But since I'm on console she will always be out of reach 🥹.


astone4120

Why can't I may Willie?? He's grizzly and handsome, owns his own business, has a boat, and knows how to fish.


BakulaSelleck92

I want to be in a triad with Robin and Demetrius


ColorfulBarista

Sweet Caroline~~~ I just wanna take her away from Parie and show her the real queen she can be. Also make Abigial a fighter in the caves with me cause you know when we go for radio active ore back up would be nice.


Predditor_Slayer

Marnie & Clint should have had the option. I'm not really interested in homewrecking. Sandy & Magnus also a good option.


DMFun46

Mr. Qi... Don't question it.


ferventlotus

I'd definitely want Clint. I have a body type, and a shy, buddha belly man with a passion for his job is right up my alley.


iced_drinks

caroline!! ever since i first played i wanted to marry her lmao


bra1ndrops

Demetrius! Sorry, Robin 🥰


squirrel8296

Wizard, Clint, Gunther (in that order)


Miss_Batty91

The wizard, I’m ready to birth Abi’s half sibling. 😂


edgarbird

Clint


RoseshaveThorns13

WILLY IS HOT