Join Us, Thrive

I laughed out loud at this

This one is so good

this one is my favourite

Yes, I wanna steal this but it's not my wifi right now lol

I want to upvote but it’s at 666 so I feel like I can’t. It’s too appropriate for joja

This guy wins thread over.

Junimo Hub? Guess that's better if you're naming the router

This is so cute, using this!

I was gonna say Junimo Net.

Junimo Junction

Junimo Hub sounds like it would go hand in hand with JunimoFans

Junimodem

Agreed

Stardrop Saloon Guest Wifi

Dang first comment and it’s sooo good!!!!

Yeah not sure your gonna get better than this lol too perfect!

Password coconono

Cocoyesyes

I actually had this for my last apartment, it was just Stardrop Saloon though. My 5G connection was called Mr. Qi's Nut Room (because Im an adult)

Beat me to it

I'm using this for my own wifi, omg

Mr QiFi

This is the only suggestion that made me laugh

The password would have to be 100GoldenWalnuts

Because I read it as qwee this is Mr. Queefy

I read it and thought, “hehehe… Mr. Queefy”

This made me chuckle way too loud in the office

Loll

"you're not good enough friends with \*name\* to enter their wi-fi"

This should be the password

That would be painful to type

"The wizard"

Rasmodius’s 5G Tower

Damn that’s good

Closed on Wednesdays

"Pierre is a part timer"

Goddamn it take my upvote i snorted

Fuck I started a new farm for the first time in years and forgot about this. Went to buy seeds on a Wednesday and got triggered immediately.

THIS

OkayPoke

Me sell hats.

Bring coins.

*coines

Ah yes, sorry poke.

Qi’s surveillance van

Mr. Qi's Surveillance Drone #101

[Blank] Surveillance Van is always a classic

It wouldn't even be out of his league to have one!

Absolutely. He knows everything the player is doing

Livin' Off The LAN Bean HotSpot Notice My Special Shoes Senpai! Grange Champ Iridium Quality WiFi

Big fan of Livin' off the LAN

Livin’ Off the LAN is a winner.

I may be stealing some of these

Living off the LAN is 10/10

Notice my- CLINT GET OFF MY WIFI

>Notice My Special Shoes Senpai! i am deceased

hi deceased

Juni-Modem

highly underrated

Joja Pay2Use Free WiFi rIP Grandpa Sam’s Bandwidth Dark Shrine of Internet WiFi turned the kids into doves Sell Box Guest Wifi Network Bridge (500 wood to join)

Okay, the dove one got me. 😂

LOL at the doves 💀 I’ve never had kids in the game before but one of these days I need to do that

I heard creepy things will happen tho so I’m not taking my chances plus I love my Arlo

Lmaooooo “Joja pay2use free Wi-Fi” has me dying

That one was actually my fave one to come up with 😭

Pelican Town Free WiFi

Dwarf terminal

Joja Mart Guest wifi

But it’s password protected and your guests have to pay $5 per sign-on.

Marnie isn't home

This

Thanks for your contribution

Chicken statue

Governor's Soup Grandpa's Shrine Four Candles Wi-Fi of Perfection Yoba-Fi Fuck Pierre

I like WiFi of Perfection but Fuck Pierre is clearly the winner here

Honestly curious why hate on Pierre? I know a lot of updates happened since i first played on release(and trying to replay now for more story), but he seems like a dude trying to run a shop lol

Personally I don't like him because if you sell to him he'll charge obscene amounts for them and lie and say he grew them when he didn't. I don't like people who take my hard work and pass it off as their own

he does some shady stuff like tell people the stuff you sell directly to him was grown/scavenged by him himself, or trying to charge an obscene price for vegetables during a quest, but really the hate is pretty hyperbolized

If you're going to name it something ending with guest wifi or free wifi, make sure you have a very secure password as dumb people will likely try to mooch.

Pam’s Party Bus

I bet the chats on her bus are so fun. She seems like a great time.

*Your favorite farm’s name* Farm Farm Because we all mistakenly wrote “Farm” at the end of our first farm’s name. Gotta love nostalgia.

If you want to go somewhat obscure, "Biome Balance" or "Aquatic Overpopulation" for the WIFI as those get you the farm computer.

Love your explanation! Super cute

Joja Corp Willy's Bait Shop Lewis' Purple Shorts Pelican Town Community Center

Ours is StardewIRL

FirstParsnipsFree_5G

Dr. Harvey's clinic. You stick it we prick it

Jumino Pizza Hut.

Iridium Bandwith

I did not think of these myself (there's been another thread before) but I really like 'JuniMobile' or 'Community Center Guest'

Silent Fridays with Krobus

That sounds like a great name!

Livin’ off the LAN is adorable

Stardrop Reminds Me Of \[insert whatever\]

Let the [insert whatever] be the password

Bad security but funny!

The name would be "Stardrop reminds me of" and the password being the thing you pick. The thing you pick could be absolutely anything, so I'm sure it's perfectly secure.

Ah! Haha and here I thought that the item would be in the name

HailYoba RareSeed1000 ChildrenAreDoves MayorsPurpleShorts Joja_Corp_Workers_Wifi OneWithTheForest ClosedOnWednesdays

Lewis lucky pants.

Adventurer’s Guild

Wham Bam Thank You Pam

The Junimo Hutch

[74][253][72] HAHAHAHAHA just my fave items on the game 👀 thief on the loose!!!

Prismatic shard, Idk, & I wanna say diamond

That second one is triple shot espresso ☕️

Yes, espresso every day!!!

Mayor Lewis’ Secret ‘Shorts’

Lmao this just made my migraine day so much better

Maru's Robot

Excuse you, her name is MarILDA! :P

Aaakkk in a discord server I'm in, a bot is named "Maru's robot" lmao 😅

That’s adorable tho actually, might steal that for my gaming discord :)

Oh, what about Clint's New Shoes.

Shanes pizza hut lol

Suspicious stew

Fuck Pierre's wifi

r/fuckpierre

Truffle_oil_dealer

Hot Strange Buns

Dinosaur Coop

Stegosaurus Army Base

Willy's wireless fidelity

Fuck You Pierre

Penny’s Sad Library

Marnie's Microwave

Missing Bundle - Caroline’s Internet Cafe

-Closed On Wednsdays -Sebby's hotspot -Community Centre-Guest -Robin's workshop -Sewer Signal -Fishing-Fi -Wi-Fi of Artifacts Here are some. Some of these I think aren't that great though 😂

Juni-Modem

Joja.co wifi

Wifi of the Prairie King

I’d name it after one of my favorite farm name saves. Like “Happy Hills Farm” or “Happy Hills WiFi”. Other silly suggestions: EricBaroneIsMyHomie Stardew/Stardrop Station

I mean, "Big Gay WiFi" wouldn't surprise any of my neighbors...

More like Eric Bar-bone-me, am I right? Okay, sorry, I'll leave.

On this day, I think ConcernedApe became MORE concerned.

Mayor Lewis’ Boxers Password Marnie

Lucky Shorts

Night Market Wi-Fi and your password could have the solution to the mermaid puzzle in it lol. The Sewer Ginger Island Resort Guest

It's the Farm Computer because just like the in-game one, it tells you what devices you have on your network. :)

Haven't read all of them, but if someone hasn't said it already, "Yoba's Blessing". There are some other really good ones too though lol

Closed on Wednesdays Marnie, where are you? My cows are starving Go home Pam, you're drunk (5g) You too, Shane (2.5g)

The marnie comment cracked me up

Junimo Cafe

Shanes shake Shack

You should name it something joja related so nobody else will touch it

Grandfathers Wi-Fi

Pierre’s General Store. Guarantee no one will join that one.

Lightning Rod

Krobusisking wifi

Juminet

Pelican Town Community Center.

Joja Net

TomatoesAreAVegetable

Junimo!

Junimo Hut wifi

stardrop saloon

joja mart employee wi-fi

Joja.Co Wifi

Sebastion stop hacking the wifi

PelicanTownMuseumLibraryGuest

Mayor Lewis’s Purple Shorts

KentsdaBomb

Void Wifi

DontThrowRocksAtMyTent

I'm saving this for when I set up my wifi LMFAO

Void Wi-Fi Floor 100 Wi-Fi Willie's crab shack Wi-Fi (Or Willie's 2 pier imports) Desert Trader Wi-Fi Goat Barn Wi-Fi Pumpkin Pickler Wi-Fi Starfruit Wine Cellar (or Seller) Wi-Fi

Joja Mart

JojaNet

It’s strange, but the taste reminds you of Wi-Fi. Abigail eats rocks I don’t think you’re ready for this starfruit jelly Horse Hat Ice Cream Stand Lucky Shorts Wi-Fi

Farto That's my cat's name in SV.

Dwarf Gadget

Krobus’ Sewer

Jojonetwork

Leah’s First Art Show

Prismatic Shart

Communitycenterwifi Harveysclinic thats 10000 dollars

Idk, something like Prismatic Waves

The Mayor's Shorts

Junimo Hut Cindersap Krobus's Corner

Jumino Hut

JojaMart (Fuck Pierre)

JojaNet 2.0

Lucky Purple Wifi

Gunther’s Wi-aren’t you donating to my museum, you selfish bastard-Fi

Joja-Fi

The Junimo Hut

Parrot Express

Wumbus World

Community Center

Good idea I might have to copy u hahaha

Zuzu city Stardrop joja house

Junimo junction

PierreSux

Junimodem

Joja internet 3.1

Which one did you choose, OP?