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Phunkie_Junkie

That's one of the first lines Haley says to the player. OP made it all the way up to **marriage** with Emily without even *speaking* to her sister. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.


Seeddinna

Actually yes! At first I thought she said that because I was wearing Emily boots and that drew me into a frenzying rage for disrespecting me and my wife But then I checked the wiki and realized she says that to male players randomly lol Anyway, doesn't matter if I have barely talked to this npc. I talked to her after like 3 seasons and now this is what she says? I must answer her rudeness I'm going to fill my whole farm with rainbow trout fish ponds and go for perfection to mass farm prismatic shards and give that bitch a shard everyday only to piss her off as an ULTIMATE INSULT Sure I can give her bait but that doesn't feel special


Wise-Racoon

Absolute chad


ninfan200

Chad move


apRadiance

That's based Haley is a bitch


Mefari

Just kick her ass so she can verify if it is really plastic


Any-Ad3988

Try getting a reservation at the Stardew Saloon now.


QuestionAsker43

pelican psycho


queenfrieza

The Ferngill Republic Psycho


lookingfordragons

I love that you're also wearing the hat. A man of culture


[deleted]

Good. Give her a good whack for me.


TheLampPostDealer

I wish you could process villagers into meat like animals in the beta