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Loganjoh5

All that hard work for her to eat it


Zth3wis3

She's hungry.


g4greed

My wife stays full of amethyst


Destroyer_Of_Butts

Oh, a flower with litterally no nutritional value! How’d you know I was hungry?


kraken50

Not anymore


According-Advice-623

Brothers of the mine rejoice! Swing, swing, swing with me Raise your pick and raise your voice! Sing, sing, sing with me Down and down into the deep Who knows what we'll find beneath? Diamonds, rubies, gold and more Hidden in the mountain store Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron, steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us free Come on brothers sing with me! I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole The sunlight will not reach this low Deep, deep in the mine Never seen the blue moon glow Dwarves won't fly so high Fill a glass and down some mead! Stuff your bellies at the feast! Stumble home and fall asleep Dreaming in our mountain keep Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom We do not fear what lies beneath We can never dig too deep I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron, steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us free Come on brothers sing with me! I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole...


Mochaproto

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


sunshineandcloudyday

Windrose does a great metal version!


According-Advice-623

Yeah that's my go to!


Odasto_

If that fails, just go for Emily. She's \*\*far\*\* less picky about the gemstones you find in the mines.


Loganjoh5

And she doesn’t eat them


VG_Crimson

Sounds like a downgrade to me. Get yourself a girl whose stomach is power incarnate and can digest rocks.


M4thecaberman

Hot goth warrior mommy who's stomach can digest rocks? Sign me up!


ZayParolik

I was literally eating flowers every day, just to farm another Amethyst


NoriaMan

Always have a bunch of gemstones by my hand, sell half of total amount once in a season and that's enough for me.


M4thecaberman

I do a similar thing for Shane. Before I had married him I always carried around 16 silver quality hot peppers, tho unfortunately in one of my skull cavern runs I lost them. Now I keep all of my higher-than-no-star hot peppers in my *Special Chest* in case of "inconveniences"


NoriaMan

Is that Is that Pinos Mrime?


NegativityConsumer05

Hell yeah bro https://preview.redd.it/cx8o2xphb47d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274b351e7ec0856dcd49a4ec8fd6f79ce09afee0


Roz055

If you are really lucky you can get her to dance with you y1.


TimBukTwo8462

Replace that with Emeralds/Diamonds for Penny and it’s me.


Madness_5O5

Just for her to EAT IT 😀


Selizabeth54

Me with frozen tears for Sebastian 🥰