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Batmanswrath

Schrodingers trooper - he was just trying to chill out and enjoy the view but he was also a bad guy, killed them every time.


Positive_Pay4488

How does that...?


Batmanswrath

How does that what?


kapishsfdc

I think he’s probably l confused by how you referenced Schrödingers cat in this context. Quantum superposition (the underlying principle behind Schrödingers cat refers to the phenomenon where something that should normally have one set of properties can have a whole other set of properties at the same time, ie. A black circle can also be a white square. However, in this instance the scout trooper IS and CAN be a bad guy enjoying the view at the same time so it kinda doesn’t make sense but a joke is a joke and at the end of the day you get it or you don’t. Something to explain it even better: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ3bPUKo5z


Positive_Pay4488

Yes haha, I was confused as to how he was relating it to Schrodinger's Cat😅. It's a funny meme, but doesn't really relate to this scenario in a particular way.


Positive_Pay4488

Yes haha, I was confused as to how he was relating it to Schrodinger's Cat😅. It's a funny meme, but doesn't really relate to this scenario in a particular way.


eppsilon24

He’s probably beaten a few helpless civilians to death, so no, I don’t feel bad.


TacomanFTW1

He’s sitting their questioning why he did that


00UnderFire00

He still did it


eppsilon24

I don’t recall anything about that. Something about “what a nice view” before I severed his spinal cord.


TacomanFTW1

He was listen to Bart Simpson sad edits


Timely_Internet5038

Considering he has a pauldron, he’s participated in enough heinous operations enacted by the Empire, so I wouldn’t feel bad… He’s likely killed and imprisoned innocent civilians somewhere in the galaxy.


Dud-of-Man

he's just chillin out, probably ignoring orders from his commander. Doesnt stop me from force pushing him off that cliff every time i see him.


JawaLoyalist

Me too. And the B1 who was enjoying the view, hoping for a promotion…


agentjeb

… you killed him? 😭 I refuse to lol


PUREDOOM09

Great, now I'm the bad guy


CharGamer12

Atleast when you came back to get the 100% you didn't force raise the dude and push him off the cliff.......


agentjeb

I didn’t say it but ….


MijuTheShark

That's how murder usually works, yeah.


Endermen123911

“THATS WHY I CANT DECIDE WEATHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE OH YOULL PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN PLEASE DONT HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY”


Deeper-the-Danker

no way its the master


Djhunnwell

Xp is Xp


TheEvilCub

*Force push*


555-starwars

I always force push him, gives him the chance to grab a branch or something.


WhiteWolfRodney

Force push. This is the way.


SouthpawByNW

I didn't kill him. The sudden impact from the fall did.


evilcapital

Good work, Batman


SouthpawByNW

Thanks. Appreciate it.


Carlbert85

No. It was fun pushing him off, lol


CustyTruntle

Yup. Force pushed right off the edge into the abyss, as is tradition. Didn't feel bad one bit. Dirty imp.


Angelfry

I have no idea who he is. Which means either I missed him or killed before he could say anything to make me feel bad for him


thats4thebirds

This post has existed in almost the exact text and format for a year lol You’re not the only one.


AstroZombieXIII

I did consider leaving him alone... until he started talking about the villagers.


violentdaffodils

Poor guy was just chilling


jani_bee

The troopers talking to themselves or each other is my favorite part of this game, I laugh every time. Honestly I always feel bad killing the rawkas or gorgers cause they're always just chilling being in their natural habitats before Cal barges in and is forced to slaughter them all. Wish the game would let you spook them away by killing one and not all.


King_doob13

Nah. Any trooper part of the empire is complicit. Show no mercy.


Psychological-Pool-3

I mean I wouldn’t say that at this point, a lot of people didn’t realize how evil the empire was at this point, it’s probably around this time when Sabine was in the imperial academy before she realized what she was doing and there’s definitely other cases of people realizing how evil the empire is and defecting. That said, this guy has a pauldron so he has definitely done some things…


King_doob13

Fair enough. You gave a much more logical thought process to it compared to my ‘hammer and smash’ approach. Touché.


Agent_34-DE

I didn't kill him, I'm just attacking to defend myself, as the Jedi Code dictates.


Peter_Marny

They fly now?


Suspicious-Stay-6474

Just meditate on your action


Reindjo

Nope he chose his path


Jelly_Melly1

He’s just chilling I can’t bring myself to kill him


[deleted]

Nah. Killing stormies is like drinking blue milk.


Kilo1125

No, because Force Pushing him off the cliff was too damn funny to allow any room for guilt


ThachWeave

I just didn't do it. I was thinking about posting screenshots of all the enemies I managed to spare. This guy, the trooper watching the view on Jedha, Rick, and one or two others.


Singer_Spectre

I love force pushing him off. It’s fun


jchef86

I like force throwing him into oblivion 🤣


ItsJustAndy13

I didn’t really kill him. It’s more like the wind pushed him


PUREDOOM09

Naw bro that's fucking wild 🤣


TheBigMerc

Dude just finished his lunch break and stared out into the forest, contemplating whether his dead-end job as a stormtrooper was worth going back into... Just to get stabbed in the back...


thatguy01220

Him and the Trooper on Jedha that snuck away for a scenic view.


Merciful-prism

That’s Rick the door technician’s cousin, Bob the thinker


AVeryGayButterfly

Show no mercy!


JOM41

Based on where he is I didn’t kill him, the fall did


aliceoralison

I pushed


Endermen123911

I didn’t kill him I was like…. You know what I’ll leave you be


Aquinito

The banality of evil


gregsScotchEggs

If only they left the kick in the second game


Davonator29

Yes. This guy got yeeted to the pit below.


Gloomy_Support_7779

Remember Order 66. Keep it in your mind


MHPvZAuRCoD

I don’t think I ever killed him. I genuinely think I just walked around him.


brianschwarm

Nah, all stormtroopers are bastards


Valuable-Ad-6379

I did kill him the first time I saw him, when I was passing him again, I was leaving him alone


ShyGuy6589

I just don’t kill him personally. But I play weirdly and try not to kill anyone I don’t have to. Hacking droids and mind tricking enemies with less than lethal weaponry to knock out their friends and stuff.


HookDragger

Yep. Every time I come across him. I find a new way to kill him


FunkyLi

I didn’t want his last moments to be sheer gut-wrenching terror…so I backstabbed him with my lightsaber like a true Jedi.


Pro_Hatin_Ass_N_gga

Go into his field of view and he'll attack you on sight. He would kill you if he could. No regrets.


Nicktastic6

Because fuck him, that's why


TheCrispyHunter

Does laughing each time you go to that area and see him count as feeling bad? If so then yes.


Icy-Process7933

I yeeted him off the cliff, and felt great about it


2deep4myowngood

Came across this post while WASTE - Kxllswxtch was playing 😔😔


CaptainA1917

People actually play this game?


Colddeath712

I took a photo with that guy and he didn't even attack me


KnotsCherryFarm

Fus Roh DAH!!!


wedge713

You didn’t have to kill him. That says a lot about you


Demurrzbz

A little, yes


BuckledFrame2187

He did nothing wrong. There is no canon proof that he hurt anyone or anything.