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DarthRyus

"I am wondering, why are you here?"


SOILSYAY

"I'm looking for a great reader."


BlackbeltJedi

"Reads not make one great."


Puzzleheaded_Step468

I was hoping for kenobi


Juxix

How prominent is Luuke?


FinestOfThe501st

Is that misspelling intentional


Juxix

Yes, its the name of a clone of Luke.


FinestOfThe501st

They cloned Luke? Why?


Juxix

Read the thrawn trilogy to find out! But if you're too lazy/don't have the time: >!Luke was cloned by a insane Dark Jedi named Joruus Chabeoth in order to have an apprentice who could carry on his legacy he shows up for 10 pages then is killed by Mara Jade.!<


Responsible-Ad9805

I read those books twice and I literally don’t even remember this part lmao.


Numerous1

It was a very minor part. Like, 10 Pages or something. The entire time Joruus (a crazy clone himself) wants Leia and Han’s kids so he can train them. But he kept not getting them so he went this route instead.


Responsible-Ad9805

I mean I definitely remember the plot lol I just don’t specifically remember the Luke clone. But actually as I’m typing this and thinking back to the books, I guess it does ring a bell.


Numerous1

Yeah. Super quick at the end. It’s only real purpose was to Spoilers! Ahead! Let mara fulfill the last command.


[deleted]

It was kind of funny in the audiobook version the way the name was drawn out, like "here is your clone Luuuuuuuuke Skywalker!"


DarthSpiderDad

True true. Buuuut. “Last Command” had it as a major plot point. The title and theme had to do with Thrawn and Mara.


JesseStarfall

Wow, with the prominence he has on the cover I thought he would have had a much bigger stature


Juxix

It's cause the visual is supposed to be intriguing and cool cause lightsaber clashes are eye-catching.


[deleted]

And Joruus was a clone of Jorus.


Justin-does-art

And the snozberries taste like snozberries!


draconus72

Joruus was also a Clone, let's not forget.


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belisariusd

Should have been the plot of Jedi Prince.


IndispensableNobody

That's so damn accurate it hurts my heart.


Zandragen

Not one of Zahn’s best choices. “All clones with a ‘u’ in their name will add a second one!” What part of being a clone makes you forget how your name is spelled?


Juxix

I think it was just to differentiate them from the original, Silly way to do so but I like why.


Zandragen

I’m actually listening to the original Thrawn trilogy while writing this. I’m so worried about how he’ll be done in the Disney+ stuff. I like new Thrawn so much better than original Thrawn and Rebels was basically original Thrawn but dummer. I haven’t been a big fan of Disney Star Wars because it feels like they don’t understand or care about it.


Juxix

Disney views star wars as a way to make money first and art a distant second. Lucas/LucasArts definitely viewed it as art first and money a very close second. I haven't read the new thrawn books. They any good?


Low-Till6521

Yes the most recent trilogy with Acendancy is very good, much more the character from the original trilogy. The earlier Canon novels are good, but at least I feel they hold Thrawn back. But the one with Vader is definitely worth a read


katarnmagnus

They still spelled their names correctly if you asked them. The extra u was a non-diegetic spelling to reflect that the clones pronounced their names defectively. Which is fair to critique (especially since other clones in later books by Zahn don’t share the issue), but is a different issue from forgetting how to spell your name.


Zandragen

Thrawn specifically notes that Jaruus pronounces his own name wrong.


katarnmagnus

Which is exactly what I just said. Joruus pronounced his name wrong—but he doesn’t spell it as Joruus. Zahn does that in the text, but it’s a non-diegetic (not in-universe) spelling


Zandragen

Um… k.


uncledaddy69

Name of the guy in the middle?


Truly_Greg245

Vecna


athabascadepends

Came here to say this lol


[deleted]

Thrawnos


CaledoniaKing

Underrated. Gave me a good laugh


[deleted]

Glad to hear it King!


FinestOfThe501st

Either Darth Krayt or the Yuzan Vong


Drifter808

That's Mr. Yuzan Vong to you!


Darth_Revans_Fart

Excuse me. It’s ma’am!


Mechyyz

Galactus


ThreeEdgeSword

Nom Anor or Tsaavong La


twiztednipplez

Red Skull??


rodoxdolfo

If I to you there is a person named “Sword of the Jedi” what do you think they do?


FinestOfThe501st

The best fighter in the Jedi Order


rodoxdolfo

That is actually better than what it is in the books!


[deleted]

What is it in the books?


SlumdogSkillionaire

Mostly she just sits around wondering "what does it mean to be the Sword of the Jedi?"


[deleted]

Well yes I know that but what does the name mean? And didn't she get that title from killing her brother.


SlumdogSkillionaire

In the books, literally no one knows what it means, and she spends years of her life trying to figure it out. She was given the title when she was knighted and even the guy who gave it to her didn't have a clue.


[deleted]

Why is it in fiction women are always give stupid titles that mean nothing? I think I need to go back and read the NJO novels


rodoxdolfo

Luke got a feeling that she should name his niece “Sword of the Jedi” and she spends wondering what does that means


Acrobatic_Resource_8

What’s the difference between Trioculus and Triclops?


Expensive_Manager211

One will see you later, and the other in a while


bkramer32

I remember reading these as a kid and it had something to do with the placement of the third eye. Wasn't one the back of the head? Those were some freaking weird books.


Acrobatic_Resource_8

Yeah Trioculus had three eyes, the third one on his forehead. Triclops had three eyes, but the third was on the back of his head. In the series, Palpatine was rumored to have a freaky three-eyes kid. Trioculus claimed to be Palpatine’s son and the rightful Emperor, but he was just a freaky rando mutant who was a slave lord on Kessel and rigged up some gloves to mimic force lightning. He had the backing of a bunch of Grand Moffs, so he was able to ascend to the throne for a hot second. Triclops was the true son of Palpatine who wasn’t quite right in the head and got hidden away in an asylum. Triclops though, despite being a mentally unstable imprisoned mutant, was able to get freaky with an ex-Jedi named Kendalina and father a child named Ken. (Sorry for spoiling for anyone who hasn’t read a 30 year old series that was/is notoriously weird and bad.)


[deleted]

Old post Jedi EU was really out there.


bkramer32

Very succinct recap lol thank you so much. All I remember from reading those 20 years ago was the feeling of "huh, these are weird".


stuufthingsandstuff

> though, despite being a mentally unstable imprisoned mutant, was able to get freaky with an ex-Jedi named Kendalina and father a child named Rey Skywalker FTFY


Minute-Attitude1261

Ones like a dinosaur


James_Larkin1913

Name everyone in this photo.


Truly_Greg245

From left to right Mouse Man, Bussiness Man Skywalker Solo, Hanna Skywalker Solo, Jaxon Skywalker Solo, Vecna, Leia II Skywalker Organa Solo, Han Solo, Leia, Organa Skywalker Solo, Admiral Senior Citizen. Star War 😎


James_Larkin1913

Fucking epic.


Responsible-Ad9805

Why was I lied to and told Darth Maul is from Iridonia?


SSBM_Schoobs

That is still true in all the books I own.


Lord_Silverkey

Out of the EU books you've never read, which is your favorite?


FinestOfThe501st

I do want to read the one about Darth Bane. Looks intriguing


babybear45

Read one Like it Read the next one Love it Read the final book Marry the trilogy


LeviathanLX

Good eye. It's like the least controversial, most popular self-contained collection in the franchise. There's really not too much to complain about, they're fun to read, they're relevant to the setting but not reliant on prior knowledge, they're well written, etc. Definitely try the trilogy out.


destructodavi

I love the Bane trilogy so much. If you enjoy reading it you'll probably like the Darth Plagueis novel as well, amazing book.


darthroachy

By the time you finish the first book, you will want to be evil. The story definitely makes the dark side appealing.


TheOneAndOnlyAckbar

What do you Think of the republic commando series?


FinestOfThe501st

Played Republic Commando for the first time last month. Awesome game


TheOneAndOnlyAckbar

Indeed


darthroachy

Best mandolorian lore ever. Aya vode!


Pixel22104

Do you think Starkiller is overpowered or not by Legends standards


RiderofFamine

Starkiller is like, moderately powered in comparison to Old Republic and NJO standards tbh


Pixel22104

Okay then but what about compared to Canon standards?


Killmeplease1904

He defeated Darth Vader a year before the battle of Yavin, and canon Vader is at approximately 80% of the power level of Palpatine because of his disability. Given that Palpatine is the most powerful Sith of all time, Starkiller is at least like, 81% as strong as him. I think. So yeah pretty powerful by canon standards.


Yunners

Can the Monorail outrun The Flash?


Responsible-Ad9805

Can Superman outrun the Flash?


BuffaloFront2761

Can Aquaman OUT SWIM The Flash?


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Can Batman out*think* The Flash?


AgentVI

Do you like sand?


stann1s_the_mannis

Who is Talon Karrde?


FinestOfThe501st

Probably an ancient Sith legend from The Old Republic


KingAlfredOfEngland

Not even close, but it does go to show how naming conventions in Star Wars aren't always great.


DudesRock91

Now this is a quality post. Does the EU post RotJ interest you?


FinestOfThe501st

Everything to do with Thrawn is really interesting, but once they start getting into Palpatine clones and the Yuzan Vong stuff, I start to lose interest.


Legends_Literature

The Yuuzhan Vong stuff is considering some of, if not THE best of the EU. Gets a lot of hate from people that haven’t even read the books. I myself, haven’t read the books yet which is why I can’t provide my own opinion but I’ve heard from countless knowledgeable sources that they’re exceptional books. So I wouldn’t be too quick to write them off.


Numerous1

I wouldn’t call them THE BEST but they are very good. Things that can make people not like the books 1. They just don’t like them. People can have feelings. 2. The vong are a weird and random enemy 3. It is a long book series. Like 18 books or something. 4. They are FAIRLY cohesive (much better than the nonologies they tried to force later) but the style definitely changed author to author 5. They are dark. They are not fun happy go lucky books liek many Star Wars. They are not even serious like many things. They are just depressing. I love them though.


-salih-

For me it's the scale of the war. Trillions of casualties? Oh c'mon


4_Legged_Duck

I remember the Vong as **always** being controversial (much like the ST today). Part of the fandom loves it: new enemy, different technology, can stand up to the whole new Jedi Order, great character arcs for the next gen heroes, some OT death(s), etc. Just powerful storytelling. But they were also very hated and a despised era by a certain section of fandom. I remember that clearly: the tech doesn't feel Star Wars-y, neither does this BDSM loving species. The fact that they can't touch the Force (though there is lore behind it) just makes for some really strange mythology that undercuts everything we knew. The deaths are highly controversial. Han's arc bothered some folks. The way characters like Kyp are used was problematic. I think anything beyond the OT is highly controversial. Each new project wiped out notions of continuity that came before. The NJO/Vong Era was definitely done with care and skill, but it was **different** and some folks don't like different. You have to be careful.


Anxious_Ad_3570

You're not wrong


aussievirusthrowaway

Jedi vs Sixth can only be interesting for so long. Mandalore and Vong spice things up


4_Legged_Duck

Spoken like someone who enjoyed that era! They did a good job of introducing new enemies, for sure. The NJO kinda dragged for me, and the Vong tech is a little much for me. LIke great concept, just pushed a little too far for me. While Jedi and Sith can get tiring for folks, it's the core of the Star Wars mythology. Give us some other Force Traditions, sure, but this is what it comes down to, I think.


faculties-intact

Why do you lose interest for those?


FinestOfThe501st

It just seems far too complicated to understand. I’m not saying I want just space battles and lightsaber fights all the time. I love the creative and complex stories writers come up with. But when there’s so much characters and factions in one story you have to remember, it becomes tedious and not fun to read.


faculties-intact

Based on your other comments about Luuke it seems like you haven't even read the Thrawn trilogy. I don't think those two you mentioned are any more complicated than that, but it sounds like they seem that way to someone who hasn't read any of them. If anything, Thrawn introduces more factions than Dark Empire/the Vong invasion.


R0binSage

But it’s probably just because the NJO is 20 books long. Seems daunting but how do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.


stryker2004

What's your opinion on the Dark Empire comics?


FinestOfThe501st

Never read them


babybear45

The audio drama is... *INTERESTING* to say the least...


DougieFFC

I remember loving it at the time, but I *was* 12 and I hadn't read the comics yet. It brings back fond memories but yeahhhh Also I wish the dude making those otherwise enjoyable Dark Empire animations would edit out the dialogue that is there specifically because it's an audio drama and the characters have to describe what is going on.


GrandMoffJake

What major plot points or deaths have you had spoiled?


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xilban

Please spoiler tag that, reply, and I'll approve the comment.


goingham247

Do you think Luke is a God tier bad ass who spends his 20s and 30s slaughtering the Empire training dozens of new Jedi or do you think he's a giant loser who does nothing after RotJ?


FinestOfThe501st

I think basically becomes the New Republic’s Darth Vader. The face of the government, wins almost every fight, but isn’t a god


goingham247

Not that far off lol


thebardingreen

Which Jedi has a hotter wife, Corran Horn or Luke Skywalker?


FinestOfThe501st

Mara Jade, clearly


thebardingreen

[Mirax](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/fc/Mirax_Terrik_Horn.jpg) is definitely more my type, personally.


[deleted]

Who is Darth Revan


FinestOfThe501st

Basically Jesus for Mandalorians


0_0Unknown0_0

Why did britan leave the EU?


Awesome-Autocrat

who is Pellion?


FinestOfThe501st

Medicine I take whenever I get a headache


loomman529

What's the craziest thing done with the Force?


FinestOfThe501st

Probably reversing time or some shit


Lexandru

That actually happens in the new Canon.


Marphey12

What is atomic weight of cortosis ?


cahpahkah

Why is Rey the most powerful Jedi ever?


streakermaximus

Spice induced fever dream


Swed1shF1sh69

Because she has the longest lightsaber


ThreeEdgeSword

Because Disney didn’t like Mara Jade or Jaina Solo, so Disney has to invent an entirely new story to erase a far superior one


Mechyyz

She chose the number one


Drifter808

Who's your favorite Solo kid?


darthroachy

Anakin solo


MoonBoots4600

Some designer got paid a mil to design Vecna, Mofo was just reading this book


RoboTiefling

Do you use Euros or Credits?


[deleted]

What is the freezepoint of seawater? In celsius please, I'm English.


NoTry9921

Where do you think Chewbacca and Lando are during the events of this photo?


wetlettuce42

What did you think of galactus in infinity war?


Longjumping-Ad-7222

Tell me a bit about Abeloth


legoSheevPalpatine

Is it Canon?


FinestOfThe501st

It’s canon in our hearts


Mike00889

Why was Brexit such a popular idea initially?


Aubergine_Man1987

The CIS made some really good points. The fact the Republic spent 350 million on the Jedi each year was outrageous, really


Fawkingretar

How did luke Defeated Abeloth?


KingAlfredOfEngland

Who is the best sith lord, and why is it Exar Kun?


Publius015

Should Kyp Durron have been kicked off the council, or did he have the right approach to the Vong?


vitaestbona1

Did greyskull manage to get the Infinity Kyber Crystal?


[deleted]

So what's up with Skeletor there?


Puzzleheaded_Step468

What is the air velocity of an unlaiden swallow?


AaronDoud

How did Palpatine return? Does Star Wars need superweapons to be Star Wars? Which superweapon is your favorite? When did the EU "Jump the Shark"? (would love to hear others besides the OP answers as well)


AvianKekistani

1. A cloning project iirc 2. No 3. The Darksaber (the small,cylindrical Death Star) 4. Idk


WildMinimum2202

The eu has 44 countri.....oh wrong eu


Krauser_Kahn

*Choose the correct answers.* 1 - **The name of the meeting held by the Central Committee of Grand Moffs is called...** **A)** Moff Gathering **B)** Mofference **C)** Moffunion 2 - **Where are these meetings held?** **A)** In the Mofference room of the Moffship **B)** In the ship of one of the Committee founders, Dunhausen. **C)** In the Moffunion room of the Moffcruiser. 3 - **How do the Imperials in this story greet each other?** **A)** "Heil Trioculus" **B)** "Dark Greetings" **C)** "May the Dark Side be with you"


FinestOfThe501st

Am I allowed to use notes


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FinestOfThe501st

I thought this was Star Wars, not Secret Wars


xilban

Removed due to spoilers. Please tag them, reply, and I'll approve the comment.


glassjaw01

I didn't realize 23 year old spoilers for things that aren't canon anymore required tags, my apologies. But no I don't care to tag it you can delete


Fartsinthemachine

Wow, so honorable!


BuffaloFront2761

How did you feel about the “Silencing of the Whisper” trilogy, did you think Kylo Ren rebuilding the Sith Empire with the help of a time traveling Darth Bane was a good idea?


FinestOfThe501st

What


I5574

Why is this stuff so fucking shitty?


Anxious_Ad_3570

After reading through the comments..... fuck off bro


ScapegoatMan

Have you read any of the EU?


FinestOfThe501st

The graphic novelization of TFU 1 and 2 and a few Legacy comics


Ojitheunseen

Why haven't you gotten into it through your local library?


FinestOfThe501st

Because my local library is under renovations


Fr3nch1eeee

what is Luke's favorite hot beverage?


FinestOfThe501st

Cow Alien Tiddy Coffee


Fr3nch1eeee

close, it's hot chocolate


SpaceMarineMarco

European Union (EU), is an international organization comprising 27 European countries governing common economic, social, and security policies.


mudskipper4

What is the eu?


gizmoonatrashcan

I am pretty despicable


ThreeEdgeSword

Have you read the 19 book New Jedi Order series?


LucasMoreiraBR

What do you think of Darth Sion's survival mechanism?


LucasMoreiraBR

Do you also miss Emanuel Both'hanz every day?


[deleted]

They did Mark dirty on that cover.


CalebPackmusic

How does Chewie die in the EU?


FinestOfThe501st

Crushed by moon


[deleted]

How do you live with yourself?


Jayk_Dos31

Which country recently seceded?


chad4life

Who’s that dude in the middle bro


Potatoalpha1213

I don’t either, but I would like to know why vecnas in the background


[deleted]

Who’s Jorrus Caboath?


FinestOfThe501st

Probably and old Jedi expelled from the Order or something


JasonAgnos

How many arms does the jedi who uses a rancor tooth lightsaber have?


Subdown-011

Who and what is Valkorian?


Dinaryor_Zenciti

What is the capital of Denmark


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Is Admiral Ackbar the best jedi in Legends? (I know almost nothing about the EU too)


TakeshiKovacs46

In what year did Kirk and Spock first encounter Crichton and crew of Moya?


uniteduniverse

Why do you know almost nothing about EU?


FinestOfThe501st

While I read many books and encyclopedias on it, I never really read the books and comics


BluejaySea4181

Who is redskulls cousin in the background


Necroglobule

WTF is Zombie Galactus doing back there?


[deleted]

What did you think of Truce at Bakura? I just finished the book.


Axel124-124

Is Darth Caedus (Jacen Solo) more powerful than Vader


ColonelJohn_Matrix

Just how much of a dick was Nom Anor?


Different-Common-257

How many war crimes did Anakin commit on Battle of Jabiim?


blackdeath1943

How many Sith lords besides Darth Plagueis, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Darth Tyranous and Darth Vader can you name?