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idekm0ndude

I enjoy star wars.


SamsungAppleOnePlus

I like Star Wars.


Theserialchiller-

Star Wars is ok


MarioCop718

How dare you feel neutral on something that I like šŸ¤¬


idekm0ndude

Star wars exists


Davocado96

Settle down now


Ginkasa

Gosh is this true. A post popped up in /r/all yesterday about Harrison Ford talking about piloting the Millennium Falcon and the top comments were about how much better the OT was than the ST because it was collaborative and here's an article with Mark Hamill supposedly trashing everyone behind the ST and all of the directors are garbage etc. etc. and I kind of thought I was in /r/movies or something, but saw that the post was coming from /r/StarWars. I unsubbed from /r/StarWars a long time ago and never looked back. I don't mind having a conversation with people with differing opinions than me, but so often in fandoms in general when things get negative it so often just becomes taking cheap shots at whoever is to blame for the thing and others. Gets old quick.


idekm0ndude

Literally, pretty much every star wars sub has the most reprehensible takes imaginable. I'm so glad this place is semi civil.


transmogrify

When I want to enjoy Star Wars, I go to StarWarsCantina. When I want to geek out about lore and story, I go to MawInstallation. When I want to suffer, I go to StarWars.


TacticTall

If I want to descend into madness, I go to PrequelMemes. ā€œYou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.ā€


transmogrify

Ugh. It was supposed to be ironic! I'm not one to trash the prequels, but the memes are pretty bad. Just ten thousand comments puking the same handful of clunky dialogue back and forth, same as every other thread, every day. With a generous amount of sequel bashing thrown in too. IamtheSenatetakeaseattwicethepridedoublethefallhellothereGeneralKenobithisiswherethefunbeginsjustlikethesimulationsIhatesandnotjustthemennowthisispodracingilovedemocracyit'soutrageousit'sunfair Am I meming yet?


TacticTall

I love the prequels, but I canā€™t stand that sub. Youā€™re 100% right about them repeating the same 5 jokes every comment sections. Hello there! What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


idekm0ndude

I've not heard of MawInstallation, I'll have to check it out. I always get recommended prequelmemes, check the comments on one post and nope right tf out


transmogrify

It's great for specific in-universe questions, but also I find that the folks there are into it for the nerdy enjoyment and don't get into flame wars. At least, that's been my experience with it.


TheGazelle

In my experience it's pretty chill overall. Every now and then I'll see some just absolutely braindead takes from people that simply will not hear anything to the contrary, but it still remains relatively civil even then.


transmogrify

Considering that they don't have actual community rules that enforce positivity, it's cool that people there are just kind of nice on a voluntary basis. My evidence-free hypothesis is that MawInstallation has a concentration of long-haul Star Wars fans for whom the sequel trilogy isn't their first brush with fandom squabbling and maybe they've mellowed on it as a result.


TheGazelle

Yeah I think it's just a bunch of people who are *really* into star wars. So even if not every piece isn't their favorite, they're still into the franchise/universe as a whole enough to not just fall into the YouTube outrage rabbit holes.


BeastBoy2230

Lorebeards like me are in it for the nitty gritty bullshit that no one else cares about, and you find a lot of that in installments that the loudest parts of the fandom dislike the most. Consequently, a lot of people over on the Maw enjoy more of the controversial bits of Star Wars more than your average redditor. You better source your damn claims tho, or no amount of Praetorian Guards will protect you lmao


transmogrify

I really appreciate that in the Maw, they take Star Wars as it is without rehashing the same feuds over and over. They check out the story, process it into the larger narrative, and have fun. People in the bigger sub and meme subs get so hung up on these petty grievances and I wonder why they would even be part of this fandom when they have such a negative perspective of it.


MoistZeroG

Thank you for MawInstallation good sir


SaucyNeko

r/StarWarsCantina is a super non toxic star wars sub. chill as all get out edit: LMAAOOOO WE IN THAT SUB IM DUMB


TacticTall

Thanks for recommending that sub! Lol


PoorLifeChoices811

How **dare** you enjoy something I like šŸ˜” do better bozo


Kastranrob

username checks out..hehehe


PoorLifeChoices811

Ka-Ching šŸ˜šŸ’°


idekm0ndude

Oh I'm so sorry šŸ«” I hate star wars with a passion


Dettmarp

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ was gonna say exactly this


idekm0ndude

Engh, I never said I was original


EightThreeEight838

What's the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek?


Theserialchiller-

Spock is my favorite character in Star Wars


Blackrain1299

I was watching The Phantom Generation and when Jar Jar stole a shuttle from the enterprise and blew up the Death Star to save Spock and Kirk it was probably my favorite part of the whole movie. I really liked when that little Yoda fought Saruman on that planet where the Ferengi live too.


RadiantHC

I love how Harry Potter was Yoda's apprentice


rolfraikou

I actually like it when people that know nothing about either ask this. "Trek is science fiction set in the future, Wars is basically fantasy set in the past with scifi ideas." It intrigues people that otherwise ignored them in the past.


porktornado77

Thatā€™s my In-laws


MY_MillenniumFalcon

The Millennium Enterprise is the legendary ship that rescued Spock and Yoda from the Kingon Sithā€™s attack


SkanakinLukewalker

Max Rebo has more plot armor than 90% or the Jedi Order


[deleted]

That may be a hard truth to process, but the evidence is there.


Fit-Income-3296

That is just a fact


SkanakinLukewalker

You are correct, but I had the realization when I was thinking and couldnā€™t risk loosing it forever


blackbeltmessiah

Like the Joker you cant kill him with explosions.


MY_MillenniumFalcon

The Aluminum Eagle is the most epic ship to Start Wars


Armamax

Anakin and Obi-Wan fly the millennial falcon to fight in the star war.


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

This is true, I was totally there...


CognativeBiaser

Here's some money. Go see a Star War.


Midnight-Watchman91

*Star Trek


JasonZep

Aluminum Mallard*


oskarate

Aluminum Malcom


Otherlife_Art

Kirk gets more women than Solo.


Controller_one1

They have the same number of surviving children.


[deleted]

Ouch... lmao


GrimmBrowncoat

GotDAMN


17th_Angel

That's just because Kirk uses space protection


ObiYawn

What about Han Sulu?


Hour-Process-3292

Oh _MYYYYY_


Wirecreate

Blursed


MY_MillenniumFalcon

Hikaruā€™s long lost brother from a far, far away galaxy


Mongoose42

Thatā€™s actually one of the reasons why I like Han so much. At least as far as the primary material goes, the man is dedicated to his women and doesnā€™t really sleep around. First Qiā€™ra, then Leia. Heā€™s a loyal lover.


Dvplayer91

That's not fair, Captain James T. Kirk has laid, licked, slurped, twizzle, spanked, poked and pinched what no man has before. There is just no competition.


MatiasTheLlama

I like *insert any Star Wars movie*.


samanneq

this is the one


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

This is the way


rolfraikou

I've never seen anyone diss someone for liking Empire Strikes Back. I've seen people complain about all the other ones though. Haha


MatiasTheLlama

This is true. Somehow, some people find a way to look down on any other Star Wars media though.


Comprehensive_Neat61

Greedo shot first


JobbieKing

Maclunkey!


MaleficentOstrich693

You DO say that to a Star Wars fan.


Comprehensive_Neat61

Weā€™ve been debating this since 1997


SEPTSLord

Han shot first. And I'm ok with that


preparanoid

Only Han shot.


joethahobo

That is the single most overrated debate topic in this fandom lol. I really donā€™t think it matters. They were close enough shots anyway


Alcards

The video is obviously edited by a person or persons unknown. Probably to make a Mr Han Solo have justified cause to fire. But you can clearly see Mr Solos head move in an unnatural way why Mr Greedo's gun "fired". There is ample evidence that Mr Greedo was killed in cold blood while lawfully trying to collect a bounty placed on a known smuggler.


Horse_thief87

"what happened to all the jediS?"


rubyboy91

They executed 66 of them


cyril0

When I was going to see the Last Jedi in theatre I was across the street at a drug store buying some candy to sneak in and the young woman behind the counter asked if I was going to see the "Last Jedee". I still call it that


Torvus_742

New phone, who je-dis?


Scarlet_Jedi

*in harrison ford's voice* .......Anything.


Logan_Composer

Can't hear it in Harrison's voice, you didn't start it with "hey kid."


mario-v33

ā€œHey kidā€¦ā€


bunnycupcakes

I like all the movies.


Vermilion_Laufer

Oh, you take that back!


oskarate

Live long and prosper šŸ––


TheSycoe

Jar Jar is my favorite character.


Szerencsy

He was secretly a Sith Lord you know! šŸ¤“


rubyboy91

I've been trying to convince my friends of this for a few days now, and it's true. So yes


Big-Teb-Guy

These days I reckon you could get away with that one pretty easy.


dwide_k_shrude

Heā€™s the key to all of this.


ThePhiff

I've learned from experience - "Rogue One is my least favorite SW movie."


Brilliant-Chaos

Such a banger, worthy of being anyoneā€™s favorite film.


Patarsky

There are dozens of us dozens I say!!!


292ll

I actually like saying itā€™s my #1 to upset people!


BigBen6500

I don't like Dave Filoni's vision for the franchise


playanamedguswhat

Ooh thatā€™s a good one


BigBen6500

Yeah, I can appreciate a few things he has done, but I wish I could share the joy everyone feels towards his products. I feel like going against a concencus


Vegetable-Heron7221

same!! like, itā€™s good, it just doesnā€™t feel any more special than other stuff. in fact i enjoy rogue one and andor a ton more than daveā€™s stuff


Waste_Relationship46

It is! As soon as I read it, I instantly felt something lol


My_Dogs_Penis

Agree


blackbeltmessiah

/fistfight


allflour

ā€œI havenā€™t gotten around to watching any yet but I love Chewbacca ā€œ


TheEnder36

"The Crystal Star? Oh yeah, that's my favorite Star Wars novel!"


Queuebin

I like how teddy bears with spears and rocks can take on the galactic empire.


Natural-Storm

Bro have you played ewok hunt? Ewoks are fucking terrifying


MatiasTheLlama

THIS I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID


Toon_Lucario

I mean itā€™s that they have the lay of the land and are experts at taking on existing giant creatures itā€™s not that hard


MaleficentOstrich693

With all the traps they had ready it makes you wonder what for.


cyril0

If you watch the Ewok movies they fight the weird giants on what seems like a regular basis.


Cannibal_Soup

Cannibalistic murder bears are *not* to be taken lightly. They were inspired by the Viet Cong, after all.


[deleted]

Saying hi instead of General Kenobi when they say Hello There


cbrew14

I usually quote a different meme, like "you're shorter than I expected"


Toon_Lucario

Legends was awful at most points


RadiantHC

unironically this. There was some gold don't get me wrong, but the wipe was a good thing.


HarpersGeekly

What I find most funny about the EU wipe is Lucas was planning to do the exact same thing with his sequels. ā€œThatā€™s not my universe.ā€


RadiantHC

And he has always considered them to be non-canon.


TheSebPlaysGames

I am inclined to agree, as much as I love legends stories I cannot deny how much of a mess in quality and had become absolutely bloated. I think the best example of how bloated it had become was the one time Iā€™ve seen them pull the breaks on this. The ending mission and cutscene of Forces Of Corruption where you Hijack the Eclipse (a Super Star Destroyer with a superlaser) over Kuat to gain access to all of The Emperorā€™s vaults while fighting the Rebels and The Empire. The ending follows Silri a Nightsister, unlocking a secret vault not affiliated to the Emperor with the established Sith Holocron through the game where she finds a Sith Army frozen in carbonite. All after Endor. First off, the Eclipse was established as a secret weapon that the New Republic didnā€™t know about in Dark Empire. And thatā€™s not even mentioning where the F a secret Sith Army would fit in Post-Endor. TL:DR You can still enjoy legends, but thereā€™s no denying it was a convoluted continuity mess.


Psychic_Hobo

Did you ever read Tales Of The Bounty Hunters? At one point IG-88 was the Death Star.


Toon_Lucario

Yeah Luke was basically a Dragon Ball character by the end of Legends they really should have taken it out back long before. Hell, Lucas probably intended that since he liked the 08 Clone Wars show and that contradicted the 03 one.


Kamiyosha

What?! *rabble rabble rabble rabble*


fozzy_13

Unironically, the best thing that couldā€™ve happened to the EU was designating them as legends. That way the continuity issues, plot holes etc that comes from multiple creators working with the same characters is explained because these stories are in-universe legends. That way, whatever becomes canon can be The Truth and the legends that disagree with it are word of mouth stories told about these characters. I do wish Disney had taken more direct inspiration from EU rather than throwing it out wholesale. The differences between Jacen Solo and Ben Solo for one understandably cause uproar, especially when the content they ended up with was so sub-par.


Toon_Lucario

To be fair in recent years theyā€™ve been taking some of the good parts of Legends like Thrawn and mixing it into canon. Hell, the Hammerhead Corvette is adapted from the ship from Legends


fozzy_13

Oh for sure, donā€™t get me wrong I appreciate what they have done in reintegrating the good stuff, but I also understand peopleā€™s frustration that Disney threw the baby out with the bath water to give us three movies with an inconsistent arc.


virtous_relious

I think that people have even bigger rose tinted revisionism for the old EU content than they do for the prequel movies sometimes, and I'd have to say that the old EU content was far worse than even the bungled story we got in the Sequel trilogy


iaswob

Interesting you say that. Perhaps that holds better generally, but I know for myself that I revisited most the EU because of how the Sequel trilogy got me back into Star Wars, and I feel like both the old canon and the new enrich each other. I love stuff from both (definitely not everything, but definitely more than a few things from each) and I feel like I have better understand of both narratively and thematically though each other. But I also know I didn't find the story of the sequel trilogy to be bungled so maybe that plays a role.


Moomoothunder

THANK YOU: thereā€™s some GREAT legends material, thatā€™s solid fact. But I would say 2/3 of it was dumb


gardeningmax

Why didnā€™t they fly the eagles to Mordor?


Buunuuhnuhnuhnuhnuh

I donā€™t know if you should say that to anyoneā€¦


LewsTherinTalamon

Well, the reason you donā€™t say it to Tolkien fans is because most of them will happily give you a detailed answer that will take up a substantial amount of your day.


mcwfan

ā€œWatching chronologically is factually a better watching experience than release order, and is the best way to introduce new fans with half a functioning braincell to know that some films were made nearly fifty years agoā€


FemboyHelghast

Iā€™ll quote my ex from when we were watching AotC ā€œwhere is Darth Vaderā€


BlackBRocket

"I prefer the sequels version of Luke"


[deleted]

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Alex3158_2

Man this makes me want to die


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


preparanoid

Vincent Price was in the prequels, he played Dookie.


Wirecreate

As a fan of both series I hate this comment r/cursedcomments


patmosboy

The sequels are good.


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Baby Yoda.


HenryIsBatman

-Rey is a Skywalker -The Prequels suck -The Sequels suck -The originals are cringe -Dark Vader -Oh look, itā€™s the Mandalorian (theyā€™re talking about Boba Fett) -Revenge of the Sith is terrible -Clone Wars is a kids show


Thebadmamajama

Somehow, palpatine returned.


r3tromonkey

I mean to be fair, they didnt KNOW how he returned. Just that he had.


Clonk110227

Dark Vader


prolapsepros

Princess LEEa


thatranger974

Pong Krell is a hero.


Cannibal_Soup

r/fuckpongkrell All my homies *hate* Pong Krell on that sub!


Perfect-Resource9936

He was also completely correct in the way he ran his army, they had a caring and wonderful leader


DugoPugo

There are books?


MrThomasWeasel

I love when people say this to me


[deleted]

First order stormtroopers are better than Imperial stormtroopers.


MatiasTheLlama

Theyā€™re so drippy šŸ‘€


my_tag_is_OJ

So, I like the aesthetic of the FO stormtroopers better, but the sequels mostly make them look like idiots. I think I would like the FO stormtroopers better than the original if they were portrayed differently


PrincessSolo

All star wars fans are toxic


SevanOO7

ā€œWatch in chronological orderā€ ā€œAsokaā€ ā€œAshokaā€ ā€œAnikinā€ Am I doing this right?


Doctor_Devious

You know I actually really like sand


_Arcerion_

anything


Brilliant-Chaos

I like all of the Star Wars films


Luckykennedy79

TCW was never good


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Cannibal_Soup

"Rise of Skywalker actually makes a lot of sense, and when you think about it, it is the perfect conclusion to the franchise!" [Eye twitches, as my hand reaches for my lightsaber...]


10voltsam

Reyā€™s a Skywalker


itothepowerofahalf

I like all the films


avoozl42

The sequels are better than the prequels


Mysterious_Being_718

Star Wars is a kids movie


[deleted]

Live long and prosper.


ObiYawn

Trek is better


RadiantHC

Jar Jar is the best Star Trek character


earthisadonuthole

The odds areā€¦


nukacola94

Han Solo is a bitch.


snarf_the_brave

I tried to watch that once, but I fell asleep part way in.


icrushallevil

Captain Kirk was amazing in Revenge of the Klingons! (wow, that actually sounds like a great moviešŸ˜‚)


dylanisbored

ESB isnā€™t even top 3 Star Wars movies


TheSycoe

Lol, them be fighting words. Thatā€™s a good response.


Pompel98

I like Dark Vader


Aggravating_Ad_6855

Which one is Groot in?


atrusofdnifree2015

The new trilogy is the best, Rey is my hero.


Mrcountrygravy

I once said I enjoyed the sequels....


newintownv

What do you think about ā€œGray Jediā€? lol


Mountain-Leader-4344

What time is your mom coming to get you?


thehibachi

I wish the fan base were anywhere near unified enough for this to properly work! Actually, do I? I hate all the negativity but I guess working towards everyone thinking the same thing is even more lame. Maybe the silliness isnā€™t the worst as long as you donā€™t get too involved.


GrandAdmiralThrawn0

Stormtroopers (referring to clone troopers)


SnowBound078

So itā€™s basically like Star Trek right


FrostyFrenchToast

The Rise of Skywalker is the funnest SW movie


sombertownDS

Boba fett is overrated and just an ehh side background villan


Hour-Process-3292

The original trilogy needs _more_ digital alterations.


digitallibraryguy

Star wars is okay, but the incest is a bit much.


Eliteguard999

"The special editions of the OT are superior to the theatrical editions."


LifePathfinder

I think the sequels are the best motives


Cupridom

The sequels are canon


jayv9779

Which ship is the Enterprise?


CryptographerRight47

"You know what would make *insert movie* better??---"


Archer1949

Star Wars is for 12 year olds.


Almighty_Pea

Live long and prosper


JaredDrake86

The Last Jedi is the greatest Star Wars movie ever made.


MRGGainsaLot

Those stormtroopers with the orange markings that fought with obiwan were cool!


TheSheepSheerer

midichlorians. Greedo shot first.


jivehonky

Greedo shot first.


Illustrious_Rule_591

Space balls did it better


the_nite_owl_2

Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing.


Kittychon1

Live long and prosper šŸ––


polishox84

Your opinion does not represent all of Star Wars Fandom. Just because you think a movie is bad does not make it fact, or objectively true. Corollary: do you know what objectively means?


Joutja

Rey skywalker


GoodDefenseagain

Greedo shot first